Chapter 63: The Li Tie Effect
It smells so good!
The flight attendant bent down to help Wu Qing fasten his seat belt.
Wu Qing inhaled and sniffed exaggeratedly, looking enjoyable.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 1 point. โ
The corners of the flight attendant's mouth moved slightly, and she didn't say anything.
Wu Qing was very angry!
Tell me, what does this 1 embarrassment mean?
Look down on me?!
The flight attendant flies in the air every day, facing all kinds of guests, and she has never seen any obscene goods.
Li Tie on the side, holding one end of the seat belt with one hand, looked dazed.
This product really doesn't know how to wear a seat belt!
He had never seen a seat belt at all, and he didn't know what it was for.
Li Tie turned his gaze to the flight attendant.
The flight attendant is a little helpless, can't she have some new tricks?
However, serving the people is the norm of their work.
The stewardess just stretched out her hand to help Li Tie, but Wu Qing's hand was quick and grabbed the stewardess's hand.
It's so soft!
Wu Qing also squeezed it twice.
"Sister, no, he will tease you himself. โ
The stewardess withdrew her hand, glanced at Wu Qing, and then looked at Li Tie.
He stomped his foot and turned away.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 50 points. โ
Li Tie is very helpless!
Don't go, I really can't!
"Don't look at me, I'll only wear condoms, not seatbelts. Wu Qing said.
"What is a condom, the same as a safety belt?" asked Li Tie.
"Almost, it's all about safety. The difference is between a lifesaver and a killing invisible. Wu Qing said.
Li Tie no longer paid attention to Wu Qing, and studied how to put on the seat belt by himself.
The plane took off safely, and after a while, broke through the clouds and flew smoothly.
Li Tie looked at the window, looking through the small glass and looking at the familiar world outside.
This height, he had come up countless times, but at that time it was Edgeworth.
Wu Qing reached out and took out his ears, which seemed to be stuffed into cotton and couldn't hear the sound clearly.
After tinkering for a while, it didn't seem to be of any use.
Li Tie leaned over at this time: "My ears are uncomfortable, right? The first time I went to heaven, I also felt this way, just get used to it." To alleviate this symptom, I have a unique secret recipe, do you want to learn it? โ
Wu Qing thought to himself, you are so good, why don't you go to heaven?
Forget it, people can go to heaven.
Don't show off, when Lao Tzu reaches the Jindan period, he can fly with a gun.
Bridge bean sacks!
What the hell is Edgegun?
Why do I think it's Edgeworth!
Damn ethereal marksmanship takes me to the beat!
"What's the secret recipe?" Wu Qing asked with interest.
Li Tie smiled mysteriously: "Actually, it's very simple, just open your mouth wide and shout a few times?"
Li Tie said, opening his mouth: "Ah~ah~ah~ah~ah!"
It's loud!
The originally quiet cabin was like a thunderbolt.
Everyone, their eyes were on Li Tie, with a look of disgust.
Wu Qing didn't expect that this Li Tie would come on the plane!
He quickly shrunk his neck, an expression on his face that I didn't recognize the man.
Li Tie was just about to speak, but Wu Qing quietly made a silent gesture.
Li Tie quieted down, and the cabin also returned to quiet.
"Wu Qing," Li Tie whispered, "Why do you say the plane can fly?"
"Because he's called a 'flying' plane. Wu Qing said.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points?"
You make a point!
But is that what I mean?
"I mean, what is the principle by which airplanes can fly. Li Tie asked again.
Probably, he didn't express it very clearly just now, so he asked again.
"The principle is to fly. Wu Qing replied again.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. โ
Can you have a good chat!
If you talk like that, you'll have no friends!
Wu Qing ignored Li Tie anymore, put on headphones, and listened to the song.
The question asked by Li Tie is not easy to answer, it is too complicated and profound, so it is better not to answer.
The real situation is that it's not that Wu Qing doesn't want to answer, but,
How the did he know how the plane flies!
Wu Qing fell asleep groggily, and when he woke up, the radio was playing a hint that the plane was about to land.
Wu Qing is so remorseful!
When you get on the plane, why don't you pee and experience the feeling of peeing in the air!
Fuck, now that you learn to fly with a gun, you have to find a place where no one is and experience what it's like to shit and pee in the air.
But one thing to be thankful for is that the journey was uneventful.
It seems that the Li Tie effect did not happen on the plane.
However, without waiting for Wu Qing to be happy, the plane, which was slowly descending, suddenly shook.
Then, everyone felt their bodies probing, and a feeling of suffocation suddenly hit.
If there is no seat belt restriction, people on the plane can fall off their seats.
What's going on?
"What's wrong?" Li Tie asked.
What else can Wu Qing say.
"You say yes, that's it. โ
The Li Tie effect, at the last moment, was fulfilled.
The plane, there really was an accident.
The plane, which was originally falling slowly, fell straight down at this moment, with its head down.
Proper free fall, and gravitational acceleration!
The people on the plane panicked, terrified but helpless.
It's in the air!
The oxygen mask on the top of the head popped out, and people put it on in a panic.
"Passengers, due to the unpredictable failure of the aircraft, please wear oxygen masks, wait patiently, and the plane will return to normal immediately. โ
Listening to the sound on the radio, people panicked even more.
Wait patiently for your sister!
At this speed, it won't take you five minutes to reach the ground.
At that time, the plane was wrecked and people died!
A reassuring broadcast had the opposite effect.
"No, I don't want to die. โ
"I still have parents and children!"
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Wu Qing's face was also pale, which reminded him of the feeling of taking a jumping machine in an amusement park.
Li Tie didn't have a sense of crisis, and even thought it was a bit fun.
In the cockpit of the aircraft, the pilot is busy.
He was sweating profusely, but to no avail.
In an instant, all the instruments, as if disturbed by something, all failed.
It's not that he doesn't want to operate, but he doesn't respond when he does, it's like a computer crashes.
He called the tower over and over again, but there was no response!
The whole plane revealed a breath of death!
Even, I have seen the grim smile of the Grim Reaper!
Some timid people even cried!
They can't think of any other way to show their fear now than to panic!
Li Tie was also laughing, but it was the kind of novel smile that encountered something new.
"Lao Tie, don't be happy, we're going to crash. Wu Qing said.
"What is that?" Li Tie turned his head and asked.
"To put it simply, we're going to die. Wu Qing said slowly.
Li Tie disagreed: "I can't die, I still have about 10,000 years to live." โ
Your sister!
I can't communicate with you immortals.
Hopefully, immortals without mana will not die after being smashed to pieces.