Chapter 315: Life is Like a Play (Second Weekend Update)
As the saying goes, life is not easy, it all depends on acting skills.
I stood at the door of the hotel and began to release water, and the people around me frequently looked sideways, but I was not afraid to show Xiao Ming's demeanor.
In the past, the second uncle often said that a man should dare to show his sword, and the sharpest side of a man cannot always be hidden in his pants, and the essence of subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger to conquer the world is all in this thing.
The soldier was supporting me next to me, I hummed Zhou Jie's stick, and swayed happily while releasing water, I was the most swaying!
"Hurry up and open the door, this guy has already peed on my shoes!" the GI hurriedly greeted, and I smiled sheepishly.
"The fat man is responsible for accompanying me tonight, I won't spare you if something goes wrong!" Chen Longxiang said a kind word, and he took a few people to see me off at the door of the hotel.
"No problem. The fat man ran over to help me, this feeling seems familiar, but everything changes when his heart changes.
"Brother Long Xiang, ancient bye-bye!" I turned my head and gave a flying kiss, and Chen Longxiang couldn't help laughing.
I don't know if he's angry or laughed, he won't have a chance to open his mouth tonight, but tomorrow it's hard to say.
After getting into the car, I turned my head and kicked the fat man out, and he almost fell to the ground, and the atmosphere instantly became tense.
"What's the matter?" The fat man looked at me with surprise on his face, Chen Longxiang and others at the door of the hotel were watching, how could I let go of such an opportunity?
"Go and sit in the back, don't let people see that we're too close! That's right, it's not good for you...... I burped and immediately waved the GI to close the door.
The automatic door closed, and I could clearly see the complicated face of the fat man, and I could see that he was not a human outside...... This is the fate of a traitor!
If I were Chen Longxiang, no matter what the fat man had, I wouldn't trust him!
Similarly, if my second uncle and I are really co-opted by Chen Longxiang, then the fat man is even more inhuman inside and out! Chen Longxiang will not trust him, and I will not accept him again......
The fat man betrayed me twice, and if I were to give him a third chance, I would be the stupidest idiot in the whole world!
As the car left smoothly, I leaned back in the back seat and lit a cigarette when I suddenly noticed that the driver was looking at me in the rearview mirror.
This guy's eyes are very hidden, and as soon as I think about it, I know that if I want to be more relaxed, I have to clear the scene.
"What do you look at the grass and mud horses! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu cut you to death?" I scolded angrily and kicked directly on the seat, and the guy driving did not say a word and did not return the word.
"Stop! Soldier get this guy down, you go drive!" I cursed at the top of my throat and pinched the soldier's thigh.
"Pull over, he's going to throw up. The GI hurriedly went up to greet him, and the driver immediately parked the car on the side of the road.
The soldier got out of the car and went to drive, this guy stood on the side of the road with a blank look, he wanted to get in the car, I must kick him hard!
"You kid go back and take the car back, don't forget to go to your heart tonight when my brother drinks too much...... Belch. ”
I opened the window and said something, and the driver nodded in understanding, but it wasn't him, I wanted to clear the scene......
The GI drove away, and at the moment there were only my own people in the car, I took a comfortable puff of cigarette, and the whole person returned to calm.
"Squad leader, you said that Sanming can stand it after drinking so much, do you want to take him to the hospital for an injection?"
"If you want to go yourself, I won't go. I said calmly and turned on the lights in the car.
Tiger Ben looked back at me, I didn't have the drunken appearance I had just now, and everything was back to normal.
"Are you alright?" Tiger Ben looked at me in surprise, as if he couldn't believe his eyes.
"Of course I'm fine, you can't see that I was pretending to be drunk just now? ”
"I know you're pretending, so why are you still peeing on my shoes?" the soldier asked resentfully, and I couldn't help but laugh.
"It's not so easy to do a full set of dramas, life is not easy to rely on acting skills! It's not so easy to fool Chen Longxiang, that old fox......
I took a slow puff on my cigarette, and the dinner was a killing game, but it was clear that I had killed them against the hosts.
"And you just pretended to be all that?" Tiger Ben stared at me with wide eyes, wondering what this stubborn donkey was trying to do.
"Of course, a few catties of liquor is nothing to me? If I don't pretend to be drunk, I can't get out tonight, Chen Longxiang will definitely mention a bunch of conditions. ”
I explained in a whisper that the wrong wine glass and the GI did a striptease, including peeing at the door, were all acting.
"You're still a good one! I thought you were really drunk!" The tiger thief punched me so hard that it almost made me vomit!
"Tiger Ben, slow down, are you kid going to do something!" I pretended to exaggerate and covered my shoulders, if even Tiger Ben couldn't fool me, then how could I fool Chen Longxiang?
"Sanming, where do you think we're going next?" the soldier asked, I think they are still very energetic, they should find a place to spend it.
In the detonator game, the GI and the tiger Ben gave me a long face, and if the detonator really exploded at that time, everyone would be blown to pieces at once.
"Of course, I'm going to find a place to have fun! Bars, nightclubs, KTVs or bathing centers are OK, you find a place for me to treat! I'm the most swaying, hey, hey, hey!"
"Let's go!" said the GI in a smug voice, his tone full of excitement.
"The end of the vast world is my love, babbling heheheha, let's wave up tonight!" I directly set up the atmosphere, and I can't forget to distinguish rewards and punishments at any time.
Although it is very risky to do tricks on the prince's territory, in the past, the second uncle would take people to have fun every time he finished doing something, so as to consolidate people's hearts!
Feelings need to be managed, no matter how much beauty in the past can not become an excuse for laziness now, leading people to do things must understand what is the way of being a person.
"By the way, why didn't you let the fat man get in the car just now? It's a lot easier to have him lead the way. The soldier asked inexplicably, this question is really heavy enough.
"Now that he is the host, we are guests, although everyone has a very good relationship, but now we can't pee in a pot. ”
I mentioned vaguely that the GI should be able to understand what I mean, and if he doesn't, he'll understand sooner or later.
"Squad leader, you are confused, the fat man runs to eat and drink spicy food by himself, this is equivalent to being a deserter!" Hu Ben's words immediately made the atmosphere freeze, and I looked at him in surprise.
I didn't expect this stubborn donkey analogy to be really appropriate, the fat man is equivalent to being a deserter, no matter how good the previous relationship is, he will never be trusted.
In this world, there are many things that people only have one chance, and if they miss it, they will miss it, and no matter how they make up for it in the future, they can't go back to the beginning!
People's hearts and feelings hesitate to look in a mirror, break it and stick it up, even if the paste is seamless, but what you see is a side full of holes.
"Sanming, there's a bathing center in front of you, why don't we just go here?" asked the soldier shyly, and I saw that there was really a bathing center in front of me.
"No, let's find a place where you don't have to take off your clothes tonight, let's be careful on the prince's territory. ”
"Okay! There's a nightclub up ahead. ”
"There's nothing wrong with it, it's there!"
I said in my heart that the GI had a detonator tied to his body, and if he went to take a bath, he must not blow up the bathhouse? You must be cautious on the prince's territory, because in addition to Chen Longxiang, there are also people from the prince's dragon!
I haven't seen Prince Long, and I don't know how huge his power is, but I know that the second uncle is in his hands!
The most beloved woman in the second uncle's life is by the side of Prince Long, although I haven't seen it, I can understand the second uncle's mood, and I can understand the frustration of being a man.
I hope that the second uncle can hold on, and there will be a chance to meet tomorrow night, I must think of a comprehensive way to persuade him and let him get out of the haze with his head held high again!
Soon the car stopped in front of a nightclub, and the fat man's car stopped close behind, and the fat man ran over in a hurry before he got out of the car.
"Sanming, don't get out of the car, let's go!"
"What's wrong?
"This nightclub is Prince Long's business, and I want to play our own business!" the fat man rubbed his hands anxiously, the nervousness on his face was not faked.
I turned my head to look at the door of the nightclub, and a few people were looking at this side vigilantly, and someone was talking on the walkie-talkie......