Chapter 2: The West Gate is Yindang, and the East Gate is obscene

The moon is like water, and the fragrance of flowers is bursting.

Last night's autumn rain announced the arrival of autumn, and the mist was thick and a little chill rose on the edge of the artificial lake.

Wei Xiaobao and Sun Jie sat side by side in the pavilion by the artificial lake, quietly watching the "Milky Way" flowing down from the lake.

"Xiaobao, what did you just give those two flower thieves?"

The breeze blew, Sun Jie's long hair fluttered, and bursts of fragrance poured into Wei Xiaobao's nostrils, constantly stimulating the nerves of some parts of the old boy.

"Guess?" Wei Xiaobao glanced at the short man and the tall man who looked like two dead fish not far away, and said mysteriously, "I gave them a ...... Ahem, have you heard of the 'Buddha Stick'?"

Sun Jie shook her head blankly and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"This ......"

Wei Xiaobao's face was suddenly full of black lines, you are really a foodie, you want to eat everything, but can you eat chūn* medicine indiscriminately? Besides, if you really want to eat, then you can only eat "Guanyin undressing".

"What's the matter?" Sun Jie knew that Wei Xiaobao had some good things on him, and when she saw Wei Xiaobao struggling at this time, she couldn't help but purse her mouth and said, "Don't forget it, my sister is not rare!"

"Okay, I'll be honest, I just gave them cup worms!"

Helpless, in order to show that he really didn't pick out, Wei Xiaobao could only tell the real truth at the moment.

"Damn, Cupworm!"

Before Sun Jie could speak, she saw the tall man on the ground, who was lying in a daze, suddenly straighten up and shouted in horror: "You...... Are you a member of the Miao ethnic group in southern Xinjiang?"

There was a sneer at the corner of Wei Xiaobao's mouth, he had already noticed that the tall man had woken up, and he was quietly trying to open the handcuffs just now.

"There are some things you don't know if you want to know, and few people who know my identity are still alive. Wei Xiaobao pulled Sun Jie with a blushing face and a heartbeat, and said, "Sister Sun, why don't we interrogate these two flower thieves first?"

"It's okay, lest the two of them play any tricks when they get to the jǐng bureau later. Sun Jie nodded.

It's not that Wei Xiaobao wants to interrogate the tall and short for no reason, but he thinks that these two people are so strong in battle, and it seems that they have only recently come to SH, so maybe they can know something about the cultivation world from these two people.

"Who the hell are you?"

The tall man's eyes shrank, and he wanted to get a clue from Wei Xiaobao, but no matter how he speculated, he could only reach Wei Xiaobao's silver heart after all.

"Say, what's the matter?"

Wei Xiaobao lit a cigarette and threw it to the tall one.

"咦, zhōngnánhǎi 诶!"

The cigarettes that were so tall that Wei Xiaobao and Wei Xiaobao still came suddenly lit up. Immediately, the hand that was not cuffed grabbed in the air, and the cigarette fell into the hand accurately.

He took a hard breath, scratched his head, and said, "Brother, you won't really have a cup in our body?"

Wei Xiaobao raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "You try to be angry." ”

Gao was stunned for a moment, then took a deep breath and urged the cyclone in the dantian with all his might.

"How is it?, do you feel that after lifting the true qi, you don't have any strength in your whole body?" Wei Xiaobao smiled faintly

The tall man was frightened and cried out, "This ...... Is it a gas cup?!"

"Oh, you know this!" Wei Xiaobao was stunned, he didn't expect the other party to actually know this kind of cup, these two people are really not ordinary flower thieves, and they look quite afraid of the Southern Xinjiang Cup.

I saw that the tall man was trembling, and he couldn't even smoke the cigarette in his hand.

"Handsome guy, if I tell me everything honestly, can you give me an antidote?"

I don't know why, the tall man was already in a cold sweat at this time, if it weren't for Wei Xiaobao's good at observing words and observing sè, he would have doubted whether this tall man was pretending to be pitiful.

"Well, you say it first. Wei Xiaobao said calmly, but he was embarrassed in his heart, and secretly scolded himself, how could he forget to configure the antidote?

To put it bluntly, this "qi-loving cup" is just Wei Xiaobao's random configuration according to the "Cup Sutra", just now he just tried the medicine with tall and short people, I didn't expect it to be really useful, but the egg hurts is the antidote to forget the bird!

"This ...... Shaoxia, you won't lie to me?"

With Wei Xiaobao's obscene smiling face, I really couldn't find a reason to believe him.

"Don't worry, the antidote is in your pocket, and I'll give it to you after I explain it. Wei Xiaobao's face was not red, his heart was not beating, he patted his trouser pocket, and said with a smile: "Don't doubt my character, it's better to doubt yourself than to doubt me." ”

The tall man suddenly fainted, and finally hit the geese, since he was pecked by the geese and blinded. Nima, when did such a shameless kid come out of Shenzhou, this cheek is definitely thicker than the corner of the city wall, I'm cǎo.

"Okay, I'll explain. The tall man said this, put the cigarette butt in his hand and took a puff in his mouth, and then ...... looked very serious, and said: "Brother is the famous flower thief 'Ximen Yindang' who is known as the spicy hand destroying flowers and urging countless flowers to be destroyed by the rivers and lakes!"

Poof!

Wei Xiaobao and Sun Jie suddenly squirted out a mouthful of salt soda.

God, please give me the strength to do evil for the people!

"Sister Sun Jie, don't pull me, let me beat him into a pig's head...... Hey, Sister Sun Jie, what's wrong with you, don't be impulsive, these high heels will kill people. ”

Wei Xiaobao originally thought that only he was not used to seeing such a bull fork name in Gao Yi, but he didn't expect Sun Jie to be more fierce than himself, if Wei Xiaobao hadn't stopped him in time, the high heels in Sun Jie's hand would have been nailed to the tall face.

After calming down, Wei Xiaobao pointed to the short man lying next to the tall man and asked, "Then what is his name?"

"He has been in the midst of a hundred flowers, and the leaves are not touched, he is the flower thief 'East Gate Lewdness' in Shenzhou who is as famous as me today!"

Although they had been prepared before, Wei Xiaobao and Sun Jie still took a long time to react.

Damn, is this world swollen? First there was Sister Feng, then Brother Chūn, and then ...... The combination of flowers, known as "obscene" and "silver", was also born.

"Okay, don't say it, this person's heart can't stand the stimulation when he's old, you better go to the jǐng bureau to repent!"

Wei Xiaobao didn't plan to ask any further, because the Jǐng car in the Pujiang New Area had already arrived outside the People's Park.

Not long after, I saw a middle-aged man with a team of people rushing towards the artificial lake.

"Sun Jǐng official, are you okay?"

The middle-aged man was forty or fifty years old, thin and thin, his brows were full of wrinkles, and he looked like a capable jǐng member who had been on the front line all year round.

"It's okay, Team Luo. Sun Jie said.

"Hey, who is this?"

Although Luo Cheng is only the captain of a small criminal team in the Pujiang Public Security Bureau, his reputation in the bureau faintly overshadows that of the bureau director Li Gang. This is not only because the other party has a certain background, but the most important thing is his attitude towards people.

"Hello Luo jǐng official, I'm Xiao Jie's boyfriend. ”

Without waiting for Sun Jie's introduction, Wei Xiaobao's big hand was already holding with Luo Cheng-

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