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Bidding farewell to Wang Xiaofan, Ma Li took Yang Chan's hand and returned to the dormitory with a smile.

When they returned to the dormitory, the smile on Ma Li's face froze, and gradually changed to a very serious expression with a hint of worry.

She closed the door of the dormitory, closed the curtain of the dormitory, and walked in front of Yang Chan, Ma Li sighed and said, "Old Yang, do you know that your relationship with Wang Xiaofan is very dangerous now?"

Yang Chan chuckled in her heart, and hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?"

Ma Li stroked her hair and made a chic movement, but her face still had the expression of worrying about the country and the people.

"With my years of experience in the A (Harmony) V world, it can be seen that Wang Xiaofan is a good place. Ma Li's eyes lit up and stared at Yang Chandao.

"That'...... So what's wrong? Me too. Yang Chan said timidly.

"Don't you realize the seriousness of the problem? It's because you're both in a relationship, and you've never been in a relationship, that makes it not like you're in a relationship at all. You ask, have you two ever had a fight?"

"If artificial respiration is considered a kiss, it should be considered a beating. Yang Chan said a little embarrassed.

Ma Li has a black line, this stupid girl can't open her mind, and she hasn't even officially kissed her mouth!

"Let me change the question, has Wang Xiaofan touched your ass?"

This question made Yang Chanlei arrive, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems that Wang Xiaofan secretly touched his ass today, although he only patted it gently, it should be counted, right?

"I guess I touched it. Yang Chan said.

"Has Wang Xiaofan ever sucked your (harmony)?"

"How is it possible!" Yang Chan hurriedly shook her head.

"Did Wang Xiaofan roll over the sheets with you?"

"That's even more unlikely. Sister Ma Li, what questions are you asking? Yang Chan said speechlessly.

Closing her eyes, Ma Li took a deep breath, and after that, she opened her eyes, and her eyes shot two sharp rays of light.

"Let me tell you where your problem is!"

Ma Li smiled lewdly and said: "What do men think in their minds? I can tell you responsibly, all they think in their minds is the word 'do'! When girls go to school, teachers and principals want to you; when you finally graduate and go to work, colleagues and bosses want to you; if you want to be a nurse, patients and doctors want to you; if you become a lawyer, clients and judges want to you; if you become a policeman, prisoners and male policemen want to you; if you accidentally become a teacher, the principal and students want to you in turn. So, I summed it up, and there is only one word in a man's mind -- dry! These are the supreme experiences that I have summed up after reading countless films. The twin (harmonious) peaks were constantly changing shapes under Ma Li's skillful techniques, but Yang Chan didn't care, she was thinking carefully about what Ma Li said.

It is said that men are animals that think with their lower bodies, is that what they mean?

"Ranran, Huihui, you are all people with boyfriends, do you make sense to talk about Sister Ma Li's words?" Yang Chan asked the two for help.

Li Ranran, who was sitting on the bed and applying a mask, said slowly with a tense face: "The words are not coarse. Anyway, when I met my boyfriend, I tossed around the hotel for a day every time. On May Day, I made a little too much, and the color of the goods was quite strong at the beginning of the inventory, and then it was all water. Whoever wants to say that men are not lustful, I will not agree with it first!"

Wu Yihui took off the headphones, thought about it, and then said, "What Ma Li said is a bit exaggerated." But men are definitely. At first, my boyfriend was still reserved, and then a bouquet of roses tricked my mother into her first time. ”

Ma Li enjoyed the soft double (harmonious) peaks to bring the touch, and began to beat Yang Chan's (harmonious) buttocks like a drum.

"Lao Yang, think about it yourself, are there any couples around you like you? Fuck, Wang Xiaofan even touches your ass like a thief. Dating between the two of you is just chatting, holding hands, and hugging at most. Tell me yourself, do you seem to be in love?" Ma Li took the opportunity to continue to add fuel and vinegar, preparing to completely wash Yang Chan's brain.

Saying this, Yang Chan really felt that her relationship with Wang Xiaofan was really not that close. Wang Xiaofan has never taken the initiative to ask for what he has done, nor has he touched himself, is it ......

"Don't be upset. Ma Li's ass was enough, she put down her hand and picked up Wu Yihui's half cup of milk tea and drank it, and said, "I don't think you're dirty."

"Say it. I thought Ma Li was joking, but now, Yang Chan is really anxious. Before dating Wang Xiaofan, Yang Chan felt that it didn't matter. But after dating him, I really want to be with him all the time. If there was no him, Yang Chan really didn't dare to imagine what she would be sad about.

"Wang Xiaofan is handsome, right?"

"Handsome. Yang Chan was very sure.

"High, right?"

"High. ”

"Rich, huh?"

"There is money. ”

"You're ugly, aren't you? Ma Li also paused slightly when she said this, she was also afraid that her words would hurt Yang Chan's heart.

"Well, it's okay, no one ever said I was beautiful since I was a child. "Yang Chan won't be unhappy about this. As long as there is that big birthmark on her face one day, she will still be an ugly girl for a day.

"Then I'm going to ask you, you're tall, handsome and rich, you're so ugly, you don't usually like to talk, what are your advantages?

"I should ...... I don't think there's any advantage. Yang Chan lowered her head with low self-esteem.

"Wrong! Big mistake! Yang Chan, your biggest advantage is your figure! Ciao, hold your chest up and send it to Wang Xiaofan's mouth! Pouting your ass and going to Wang Xiaofan Ding Ding! Do you know that the average age of boys is three years younger than that of girls, if Wang Xiaofan doesn't take the initiative, you have to take the initiative. Otherwise, what are you talking about? Talk about Mao Mao!" Ma Li began to make frantic remarks again.

Suddenly, Yang Chan's eyes flickered, and then she knelt on her soft bed. In front of her, Ma Li borrowed a set of judge's robes from somewhere, and held a hammer made of balloons in her hand. Li Ranran, who was wearing a mask, and Wu Yihui, who was smiling, stood on either side of her.

"Ascension!" Ma Li tapped the balloon hammer.

"Might, might!" Li Ranran and Wu Yihui shouted very cooperatively.

"Yang Chan, can you plead guilty?" Ma Li snorted hot air from her nostrils, filled with righteous indignation.

"What kind of crime?" Yang Chan had a big bead of sweat on her forehead.

"Bold Yang Chan! You have committed seven deadly sins in falling in love with Wang Xiaofan!" The balloon hammer hit Yang Chan's chest, and the two jade rabbits shook several times under the blow of the balloon hammer.

"Not talking to your boyfriend is the first sin. ”

"Not allowing your boyfriend to touch (harmony) thighs is the second sin. ”

"The ass is obviously so warped, and the boyfriend has to be slapped secretly, which is the third sin. ”

"The breasts of the F cup are big and soft, they are simply a sharp weapon for killing men! You don't know how to use such breasts, and you don't let your boyfriend touch them, this is the fourth sin. ”

"Not rolling the sheets with your boyfriend is the fifth sin. Your voice is so sweet, when you get to the hotel, turn off the lights, and you can't see your face anyway. The voice is a little ecstatic, and it is guaranteed to make Wang Xiaofan fascinated. ”

"The Sixth Deadly Sin...... Well...... Tell me, what is this sixth sin?" Ma Li couldn't help but kick the ball to the two next to her.

"That's right, what kind of crime? Old Wu, you said it!" Li Ranran was not as good as Ma Li, and the ball was kicked to Wu Yihui.

"This ...... This one...... Let...... Let's not think that the last two sins are your biggest sins! Yang Chan, confess your sins obediently!"

"That's right, Yang Chan, who has committed a heinous crime, accept the justice of this judge!

Ma Li gave an order, Wu Yihui and Li Ranran pounced on Yang Chan with a snort and began to tickle her wildly. Yang Chanxiao's tears flowed out, and she begged for mercy with disgust......

As soon as Wang Xiaofan opened the door of the dormitory, he was frightened by the black and oppressive people in this room.

"You ...... this"

"Shhhh

Wang Xiaofan realized that the people in this room were all holding notebooks and pens, taking notes.

The lecturer was Zhang Shibo from the dormitory opposite Wang Xiaofan. The person is sven, slightly fat, and looks very honest. But he has a thunderous nickname - the God of Artillery.

Why is it called this nickname?

It turned out that since the beginning of school, Zhang Shibo has been constantly changing girlfriends, and they are all beautiful. When he learned to shake it with WeChat, he began to make appointments (harmony) more unscrupulously. Over time, everyone jokingly called him the "God of Guns".

"I really don't have much experience to impart, and since you want to hear me so much, I can only say some of my thoughts. Zhang Shibo lifted his glasses and continued, "I never hide my love history from girls, and some girls I associate with them just to fight (harmony)." I never force or lure girls to fight with me, which is quite tasteless and unqualified. If you want to, we can fight, if you don't want to, pull down, it's not a big deal. I told them the truth, we are pure physical relations, long-term cannon (harmonious) friends. ”

"Don't be strangled up, right? Every time I ask for a (harmony) cannon, my girlfriend will refuse, and they will break up soon after?" Feng Ruizhi asked as he took notes.

Wang Xiaofan secretly felt funny in his heart, and it was useless for Feng Ruizhi to learn these things. Because in the previous life, he still didn't fulfill his wish to hand over his virgin membrane until he graduated and went to work. The detector shone on Feng Ruizhi's body, and Wang Xiaofan finally knew why this obscene good old man had been unable to hand over his virgin membrane.

"Feng Ruizhi's luck and destiny is: a good man in bed. ”

"A good man in bed: The probability of success of a premarital appointment (harmony) cannon is 1 in 100,000. ”

In other words, unless it is a marriage, this thing has to make a contract (harmony) with 100,000 girls to succeed once. This probability is outrageous!

"This ...... Maybe you're not sincere enough. Zhang Shibo saved a little face for Feng Ruizhi, and he didn't mention the question of appearance.

"Gun God, I've always had a question for you. What is the difference between playing (harmony) cannons and masturbating them?" Li Xiaole raised his hand and asked.

"That's a good question!" Zhang Shibo lifted his glasses again and said something that made everyone feel that the three views were subverted.