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After reading it, after tasting "Tengwang Pavilion", the old guy became excited again, because Su Yu just said that he was going to fight.

It's so enjoyable, tonight is destined to be a sleepless night, full of surprises.

The old guys immediately went on the microwave, full of anticipation.

And half an hour ago, Su Yu logged in to the microwave and displayed it online, causing a sensation in the entire microwave world.

"The gods are out. ”

"Roar, God is here again. ”

"Wife, come out to see the Buddha, the Buddha should have finished eating and came out to surpass the world. ”

"Haha, Gege is here, did you go to dinner before?"

"When the show comes, I know that Gege won't be gone after a while. ”

“……”

Many people who sit in front of the computer with their rice bowls or eat at the table with their mobile phones and microwaves are very excited.

After waiting for almost two hours, I just sang "Grass", started the war with great fanfare, and then there was no news, which is not like Su Yu's style.

Later, everyone thought about it, the diǎn of eating, Su Yu should have been busy eating.

People in the cross talk world are unwilling to be lonely, and they are still resisting.

For example, tomorrow, this old cross talk actor.

"What kind of broken poems are written, it's just nonsense, is the grass lush in all seasons, immortal? "Tomorrow is messing around, unreasonable.

Su Yu happened to see tomorrow's nagging and arrogance, thought about it, commented on this microwave of tomorrow, wrote a paragraph, and posted it on his own microwave.

Suddenly. A poem appears.

"Song of Tomorrow

Tomorrow after tomorrow,

Tomorrow is so much.

I'm waiting for tomorrow,

Everything came to pass. ”

As soon as this poem came out, netizens all laughed after reading it.

Damn, this poem is easy to understand. Children of a few years old who are literate can understand it.

Gege This is how much damage ah, 一漵∑dǐng∑diǎn∑小∑ said,.≧.o⌒s_(); Killed.

"Haha, tomorrow is ruined, I'm laughing to death. ”

"I'm waiting for tomorrow, and everything will come to an end. What a profound truth, tomorrow, you go to die, haha. ”

"I'll take that name tomorrow. It was supposed to represent the future, looking forward, Gege made such a fuss, and tomorrow it will become a rat crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats, Huohuo. ”

"It reminds me of dusk, haha, no, I can't help it. ”

"There is basically no mood in this poem. is not as far-reaching as the artistic conception of "Dengle Garden", but the perception of life is very profound. That's amazing. ”

"66666666, this is Gege, tomorrow is a big old man, and it is simply a waste to scold him with a famous poem of the ages, so this one is the best for him. ”

"Tomorrow, do you understand this poem? If you don't understand it, I'll explain it to you. In fact, it also means that you are the source of sin, something that everyone dislikes, oh, yes. You're not a thing, poor diǎn forgot, haha. ”

“……”

The people in League of Legends laughed, they didn't wait for two hours in vain, it was too enjoyable.

Tomorrow, the cross talk actor is eating, and when he sees this poem, the whole person is not good.

He just said that he couldn't understand "Grass", and some people already said that he was too uneducated, and if he couldn't understand this poem, wouldn't it be true that he was uneducated?

Made, the tragedy doesn't happen to me, I really can't empathize, I will be scolded by Su Yu tomorrow, and I will write famous poems in this way, it's too tragic.

The information of Su Yu in the encyclopedia, his great military exploits are vivid, and the literati who were scolded by him were all crucified and could not be washed away for a lifetime.

That's not a good reputation.

Literati such as dusk and incense burner still resented Su Yu in their hearts, such a disgraceful thing will never be forgotten.

At least for now, the allusions of those poems have been written into history, and these unlucky people seem to be carrying Su Yu all the time, how tall they are, how dazzling Su Yu is.

Do you want to take the lead?

After thinking about it for a long time, I will be so angry that I can't eat tomorrow, so I won't take the lead, and I can't be ashamed anymore.

At the same time, he is also secretly scolding that literati are the most hypocritical, peaty, and whatever words are like them, they are all liars.

After sending a poem for tomorrow, Su Yan followed the blacklist provided by the old guys and looked for it.

This time, his target is an actor with a very individual stage name, a native of the Northwest, called Battlefield Field, who talks cross talk, also acts in sketches, and is still an old woman over forty years old.

What's wrong with women, what's wrong with not respecting the old, it's you who don't love the young first.

Su Yu was all killed.

Look at what this battlefield said, I damn it, it doesn't matter if you scold those old guys for not dying, scold me for being white-faced, and have no culture in my stomach, so I will grandstand?

You are dead, I lost the festival with all my might, and I can't let you go, Su Yan is very angry, who told you to be too honest, I am more white than a little white face, and I still need to say it?

Yo, before attacking, Su Yu also got to know this, and her appearance was okay, but she married a very ugly man.

This kind of woman deserves it, when she was young, she didn't follow the three rules and four virtues, and she had so many boyfriends, and when she was old, she could only find an ugly monster to marry.

"This posture is not unappetizing, and I can barely lose my temperament. Su Yu made up his mind, and sent a microwave on the battlefield.

It was only a little more than ten minutes before the first poem appeared.

"Xiliangqu

Wine Luminous Glass,

If you want to drink the pipa, urge it immediately.?

Drunk and sleeping on the battlefield, Jun Mo smiled,

In ancient times, a few people came back to fight. ”

A song of Wang Han's "Liangzhou Ci" was changed to "Western Liangqu" by Su Yu, and "Drunk and Lying on the Battlefield" also became "Drunk and Sleeping on the Battlefield", mainly to disgust the actress's cross talk battlefield.

"Poof~"

"Tomorrow's Song" netizens still feel that it is decent, and this "Western Cool Song" is too undisciplined.

Directly slept on the battlefield, can it not be so funny.

Netizens burst into laughter.

"The battlefield is so pathetic, haha. ”

"Gege, don't sleep with that old woman, it's better to leave this difficult task to us. ”

"Haha, Gege doesn't even want to do the discipline this time, it's amazing. ”

"What, Gege didn't say that he slept by himself, everyone can sleep. ”

"Haha, my stomach hurts so much that I can't stand it, and the old woman is probably dizzy. ”

"Silent mourning for this group of people in the cross talk world, who is not good to provoke, provoke my brother, I want to hack him, and it can't be too much to make him popular, other cats and dogs don't hurt or itch, he is too lazy to care, this time you not only provoke Gege, but also provoke people in the literary world, it's strange if Gege doesn't get mad. ”

“……”

Netizens are crazy, even if Su Yu's fans didn't come for his literary talent at first, they also loved Wu and Wu later, and liked all his works.

At this time, after seeing Su Yu's first song "Grass" and learning about Su Yu's history, he was already very nervous and uneasy, for fear that he would also suffer.

The one who should come will come after all, and when she heard that Su Yu also sent her poems, she nervously came up to read it.

At this look, she really fainted.

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better!] (To be continued.) )