[99] In the eyes of animals, the devil
Hear Jack's words.
Liu Yu was stunned for a moment, then looked at his watch and found that it was really half past two.
After kicking the wild bear a few times in a panic, Liu Yu pointed at the wild bear while carrying his backpack and scolded, "I'll let you go this time, let me meet you next time, and promise to beat you back, your mother doesn't know you, hmph, get out of ......." ”
"Don't you want to be so cruel, the IQ of wild animals is not high, do you need to bully people like this, let's go, hurry.... ”
After Jack urged Liu Yu a few words, he suddenly walked in front of the wild bear, kicked the wild bear's life, and then ran away with a smile without looking back, "It turns out that kicking the wild bear is so fun, no wonder you do it every time, hahaha......." ”
"It doesn't have a long memory when it kicks elsewhere, kicking their lifeline, the next time they see a human, they will immediately turn around and run away with their liferoot, this experiment I have played many times in Africa, it is very useful... After carrying the luggage, Liu Yu explained with a funny face while continuing to walk forward with Jack.
After subconsciously touching his little little Jie, Jack continued to walk forward with Liu Yu, and secretly said in his heart, "This guy is used to kicking, will he give me a kick in the future, this guy is so strong, it seems that I have to avoid him in the future, otherwise it will be really useless if I step down." ”
After Liu Yu and Jack left, the two male bears on the ground, covering their dick who almost killed themselves, lay on the ground and sobbed in pain, while looking at the dark night in front of them without love, leaving a line of grievances and painful tears.
Don't make a wild bear vignette.
Liu Yu and Jack continued to walk for about two hours, and next to a small river, they were blocked by a group of crocodiles that appeared out of nowhere.
Looking at the crocodile in front of him, Liu Yu turned to look at Jack and said without tears, "Jack, you said that we are here on a desert island, or the African savannah of TM, there are wild boars, wild bears, leopards, etc., forget it, what is the matter with this crocodile TM??"
"Well, the small island here has crocodiles in itself, but it seems to be a bit too much here, Liu, we can't cross this small river?" Jack asked with a tangled face as he looked at the three-meter-wide river in front of him, but there were more than a dozen crocodiles floating.
"Over, over, how can it be, the smell of leopards is ahead, our treasure is in front, how can we go because of a few fish. ”
After gritting his teeth and replying to Jack a few words, Liu Yu shouted angrily while carrying the big stone by the river and throwing it at the crocodile in the river, "Nima next door, I let you block Lao Tzu's way, if you can't kill you, Lao Tzu will lose, ahhhh.....hhhh ”
Boom Boom Boom Boom ..... Whoa, whoa, whoa.... Bang Bang ......... As Liu Yu's big stone fell, the crocodiles that were originally floating, except for a few that were unfortunately stoned to death, the rest were like hells, and they ran into the water.
Seeing that Liu Yu had solved the crocodile's trouble casually, Jack secretly said in his heart while following Liu Yu with his luggage to prepare to cross the river, "For those things that can't understand people's words, force and violence are really more practical..." ”
"Wait a minute, cross the river, to be safe, and smash a few more big rocks to play with it... ”
After stopping Jack, Liu Yu once again picked up the big stone by the river and threw it into the river several times.
Finally, after confirming that there were really no crocodiles, Liu Yu smiled while taking Jack across the river, "How is it fun, when I was in Africa before, I especially liked to smash crocodiles, hehehe..." ”
"Beating wild bears, killing wild boars with bare hands, catching leopards is like playing, smashing crocodiles is like playing with children, big brother, you said that the lions and elephants on the African savannah are raised by you to play, I believe it. ”
After muttering a few words in his heart, Jack followed Liu Yu across the river and asked with curiosity, "Liu, there are so many crocodiles, how did the leopard pass safely, does it know how to throw stones into the river like you?"
"Don't make a fuss, look at the rocks over there, the leopard is quietly running over the stones when the crocodiles are not looking. ”
After replying to Jack, Liu Yu arrived at the other side first, pointed to the crocodile bones on the shore, and said with a smile: "See no, the crocodile bones, you know where they came from, don't guess, it's the leopard we let go, it seems that this is its territory..." ”
Babble, yes..... Babble, yes........ As soon as Liu Yu's words fell, a group of nightingales immediately flew out from all corners of the river, flying into the air quickly, looking like a ghost, and fled away with a scream.
"You have a big voice, you see that even the nightingale was scared away by you, but fortunately they know how to run, otherwise it is unknown whether they will become barbecues... After glancing at the nightingale flying away in the air with night vision goggles, Jack smiled at Liu Yu and quipped.
This nightingale is not small, and it must be nice to grab and barbecue, uh, Dead Jack took me into the pit...
After dispelling the attention in his heart, Liu Yu continued to chase after the leopard according to the smell of the leopard, and said with a slight embarrassment, "Don't always think of me as so cruel, in fact, I still cherish small animals, I have raised kittens, dogs, birds, and fish before." ”
"Later, then they weren't, they all got out of your belly?" Jack, who knew what kind of urine Liu Yu was, followed Liu Yu forward, staring at Liu Yu's face and quipped with a smile.
After being exposed, Liu Yu continued to walk forward, pushing Jack's face away, and then said angrily, "It must have entered my belly, I worked so hard to raise them, who will go if they don't enter my stomach?"
"Hehehe, this is what you call loving, loving small animals into your belly, you are really loving enough, ha... ”
After despising Liu Yu in his heart, Jack looked at Liu Yu who suddenly stopped, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Liu, what's wrong, why did you stop suddenly, have we arrived??"
"Hahaha.... Hahaha..... Whoop..... Hahaha...... ”
As soon as Jack's words fell, there were bursts of leopard roars in the grass not far from Liu Yu, and then not long after, two large leopards appeared in front of Liu Yu and Jack.
Two large leopards, one of which is relatively large, is the leopard that Liu Yu put back.
The two leopards, who were originally very ferocious, were stunned for a moment when they saw the humans who appeared on their territory, Liu Yu and Jack, and then they were like ghosts, holding their tails without saying a word, turning around and running away...
Looking at the leopard that was scared away, Jack looked at Liu Yu with a confused face, and said with a snicker in his heart, "Hey, it seems that the animals on this island regard this beloved one-punch daddy as a devil." ”