Chapter 801: Women don't let the shaved eyebrows run through

"Husband, aren't you a little too up? Didn't you fool your daughter into using an embroidery needle before? Why did you turn into hair again when it came? You even asked to compete with General Xie's sword, aren't you an egg touching a stone? If your daughter loses, won't this become a joke?"

When Linglong listened to her daughter's domineering provocation, she quietly took advantage of Nangong Susu's lack of attention, came to my side and whispered in my ear.

Hearing Linglong say this, I also smiled bitterly and replied, "Wife, you have wronged me! I have never spoken to her except for the first time when she fooled her into using embroidery to target Fu Changgun." To be honest, I don't know how she suddenly became a strand of hair! Maybe she was hungry and was in a hurry to go back to eat plum blossom cakes, and said it casually on a whim? After all, she was only a one-year-old child, and it was normal for her to be open-mouthed. Don't worry, I'm helping her in secret, not to mention hair, even if she can kill a cow with a single look!"

"Poof! Haha! You're just as weird as your daughter! Forget it, I don't bother to care about your father and daughter. ”

Linglong couldn't help laughing, glared at me again, and then returned to Nangong Susu again without a trace.

"Hair strands, little baby, General Ben heard me right? You actually replaced the embroidery needle with hair strands, and you have to compete with General Ben's sword? Are you sure you want to bet in this way? The problem is that you are only more than a year old, how can you have hair? Haha!"

General Xie was stunned for a moment on his horse, and only when the laughter of the onlookers calmed down did he ask jokingly.

And glanced at the almost negligible thin layer of fine hair running through the little head, and laughed again.

"Even the wood has a hair! But she has it! The even can use her hair to compete with your sword! Wait a minute!"

Guan Guan replied disapprovingly, pointing to Xie Jiaqi, who was standing next to the horse.

After finishing speaking, he flew to Xie Jiaqi, pointed to her flowing hair and asked, "Sister Drifting, can you give a couple of your hair drops? Just one, and you can be an embroidery girl! Okay, okay?"

"Oh...... Good. Well, here you go. ”

Xie Jiaqi was also stunned for a moment when she saw Guan Guan flying to her, and agreed casually in a bit of a daze.

I really pulled out a hair and handed it to Guanguan.

Obviously, it was also the first time to see a flying fairy child, and he looked a little stupid.

"The hair of this public move is here, you can show your drop sword competition! Yu Guo, you now admit that this public move can be a villain regardless of adults, and let you go. But if you still can't brew Nidi and compete with this public move, then this public move will make you not as good as a chicken and a dog!"

Guan Guan also said extremely domineeringly when he flew to General Xie with his fingers pinching the strands of hair longer than her body.

"Hahahaha!"

"Appeal ......"

The crowd erupted in laughter again.

It's just that this laughter is not aimed at Guan Guan, but General Xie.

Because the dignified general who was invincible before was slapped in the face so hard by a baby girl who was more than a year old, it was really relieving to watch.

"Huh. Count you ruthless! You have the courage to make General Ben make a fool of himself in public. You are already so domineering at such a young age, you must be able to really keep your eyebrows from being a woman when you grow up! Since you are so sure of competing with this general, then this general is better to be respectful than obeying his fate. It's just that General Ben's sword is too sharp, and it's not too much to blow off his hair and break his hair. Once unsheathed, it will not be good if it hurts you. It is also not a force to win. At that time, General Ben will be infamous for bullying the small, wouldn't it ruin the reputation of General Ben I. So why don't you use the hair in your hand to do something on the spot that you think best represents your strength. If I had done the same with my sword, I would have won the general. Otherwise, even if General Ben loses, it will be too late for you to give up and admit defeat now, and no one will laugh at you as a little girl over a year old. General Ben just thought it was a joke between the two of us. ”

General Xie replied with a wry smile on his horse.

There is also a hint of admiration in the words.

However, he still did not take it seriously, and made a suggestion that he thought was fair.

It's just that from the expression on his face when he said this, everyone can see that he is taking retreat as advance, giving Guanguan a step, and letting Guanguan retreat despite the difficulty.

Obviously, he didn't believe that a one-year-old baby girl could do things with a strand of hair, could he still do it with a military sword?

As soon as he said this, he seemed to be very upright, and repeatedly emphasized his strength and weakness, and he had already won the battle in terms of momentum.

Especially the last sentence mentions joking, which is also a very clever statement, even if he loses for a while, it gives people the feeling that he is humble, and he doesn't take it seriously at all, it's just a joke, and he intends to release water!

After listening to General Xie's words, the onlookers also looked at Guan Guan to see how she responded

"Giggles. Count you ruthless! There is such courage that it is difficult for this man to retreat. You are still so domineering at this age, presumably the little marquis is also like this public move, the and the dog are not as good as the crisp plum? Since you are so sure to compete with this public move, then the public move is not seven insects, but also seven crisp plums. It's just that Ben Gongju's hair is too sharp, and it's not too much to find faults. Once you have a rough hand, it will not be good if it hurts you. When you wait for this public election, you will end up with a reputation for bullying a big drop, wouldn't it ruin the reputation of this public office. You use the sword in your hand to make a piece on the spot that you think best represents your strength. If I do the same with my hair, you lose. Otherwise, even if this public move wins, how can you just give up the watch now, and you can bear it, and you will laugh at you for being a general. This public act should be a joke between the two of us. It's so spicy, I'm tired of the baby!"

Guan Guan seemed to be very dissatisfied with General Xie's contempt for her in these words, and he also imitated his tone and replied in a milky voice, which can be regarded as contempt.

Although she didn't understand what General Xie meant when he said "it's better to be respectful than to obey orders", she still refuted it with her own understanding.

It is enough to see that in her mind, the crispy plum blossom cake is the best thing in the world.

Even the rooster can't resist the temptation of this delicacy.

"You ......"

After General Xie heard what Guan Guan said in imitation of his tone, his body also staggered for a while, and he almost fell off his horse with tears and laughter.

"Hahahaha......"

After listening to what Guan Guan had finally said, and seeing General Xie crying and laughing speechlessly, the onlookers also burst into laughter again.

Many people laughed so much that they simply squatted on the ground and couldn't straighten their waists.

Even the head of the Nangong family, who had always been unsmiling, laughed unprecedentedly.

The mother laughed so much that tears came out.

Nangong Susu and Linglong smiled so much that they supported each other so that they didn't squat on the ground.

I finally couldn't help but laugh too.

At that moment, I also admired that my genes were so strong, and I actually gave birth to such a living daughter.

"General Xie, why don't you beat the silver shhh? Don't delay the little prince to raise the fat family's seven crispy plum blossom cakes. Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

I don't know that the good deed man in the crowd suddenly shouted in a tone that imitated Guanguan's speech, and once again made everyone staggered with joy.

"Giggles!"

Even the coherent floating in the air is also happy.

"Okay! You're very good! You have succeeded in angering General Ben! You have also aroused General Ben's fighting spirit! To be honest, General Ben's sword has never lost in a competition with others. Then you're good to watch! General Ben will show you what a really sharp sword is! Hmph!"

When General Xie came to his senses on the horse, he also pointed to Guan Guan floating in the air and gritted his teeth.

"Boom!"

After speaking, he casually drew the sword from his waist and held it high in his hand.

Under the reflection of the sun, the sword saw a dazzling cold light flash, which made the onlookers subconsciously squint their eyes and applaud.

It can be seen that the sword in General Xie's hand is indeed extraordinary, and it is definitely one of the top swords.

When he saw the onlookers squinting their eyes and looking amazed, General Xie was also quite satisfied with everyone's performance, and he also liked this sense of domineering that shocked the scene.

It's just that when he saw Guan Guan still fiddling with the barely visible strands of hair in his hands, disdainful of the sword he thought he was proud of, he almost vomited a mouthful of blood in anger.

"Poof!"

Then, General Xie glanced around, and when he happened to see a pair of stone lions in front of a wealthy family next to the avenue, he flew up.

With a leap in the air, he came to the top of one of the stone lions and slashed down with his sword!

"Brush!"

"Weng hum!"

A crisp sound sounded, and General Xie's sword slashed directly from the top of the stone lion's head to his feet with ease.

And with the continuous vibration sound of the sword, General Xie, who fell from the sky, lightly kicked the stone lion base with his toes, and a flipping turned over and volleyed up again, returning to the horse's back in an extremely chic manner.

Firmly on his horse again.

"Click!"

"Whoa!"

As soon as General Xie returned to his horse and sat down, the crowd of onlookers heard that the stone lion, which had not been moving, suddenly exploded and fell in half to both sides.

"Bang Bang!"

"Good!"

The onlookers suddenly erupted in cheers and applause, obviously also suppressed by General Xie's beautiful kung fu.

General Xie looked at the crowd around with a smug expression, looking like he had already won the battle.

He also looked at Guan Guan with provocative eyes, as if he was silently saying to Guan Guan: "Awesome, right? Do you still dare to compete?"

And Guan Guan casually glanced at General Xie, still with a disapproving expression, and continued to lower his head and play with the hair in her hand.

It seems that the skills that General Xie showed just now are not worth mentioning in her eyes.

It was also once again made General Xie speechless.

After the applause slowly fell, the onlookers looked curiously at Guanguan floating in the air, and they all wanted to know how Guanguan would win the gamble with his hair......