"Why do you want a prostitute?" Chu Xuan put down the chopsticks in his hand and said with a little seriousness.

Chu Lianhan shook his head and said, "Ducks can't do it, you have to be chickens if you lack yang energy." ”

That's not right, where did the prostitute get the yang energy? Chu Lianhan's words made Chu Xuan a little confused and said, "I don't know if only ducks have masculinity?"

"Do your ducks crow?" Chu Lianhan tilted his head and said with a strange expression, this is basic common sense, even ordinary people know that chickens chirp every day.

"Ahh

Sweat.. The chat between the two people just now was not on the same channel, thanks to Chu Xuan's cleverness, he picked up the topic in time to stop the embarrassment.

"Something always feels wrong. Chu Lianhan muttered, thinking about something wrong.

It's not good, Chu Xuan felt a hint of crisis when she saw this, Chu Lianhan was not the kind of girl who was ignorant and ignorant, as long as she thought about it a little, she knew what Chu Xuan was talking about just now. All that's to do at this point is to change the subject.

"What do you want chicken? If you want to eat it, there's a cafeteria. ”

As soon as she asked this, Chu Lianhan's thinking was really brought over by Chu Xuan, and she replied seriously: "The main thing is that chicken blood is needed, because the way souls exist in the world is strange, there are those who are condensed and formed like Yi Ling but have limited space for action, and there are also those who are temporarily sealed like Xiao Jia who has become a powerful ghost, and most of them are in a state of chaos and disappear." That kind of invisible ordinary level spiritual eye is not visible, and some means must be needed. ”

"So what does this have to do with chicken blood?"

Chu Lianhan blinked her eyes and said, "Everything in this world has spirits, and among them, dogs, cats, and chickens, three domestic animals, are extremely sensitive to ghosts. Many people don't understand that there are no people around them, there are no animals, and their dogs are frantically biting in one direction, and that's because dogs can see ghosts. Cats can also see ghosts, but they will judge the enemies in front of them, and they will fight if they can beat them, but they will run away. The rooster has the heaviest yang energy, and correspondingly the most disgusted ghosts, as long as there are ghosts, the rooster will never stay. Tonight, we are going to use chicken blood to find out the location of Li Ming's soul. ”

Chu Xuan nodded as if he didn't understand, he had vaguely heard the old people talk about it when he was a child, but he didn't take it to heart. Since chicken blood is useful, without further ado, you have to hurry up and go to the vegetable market to get a chicken blood back.

The two of them quickly sorted out the plates and went straight to the vegetable market, the goddesses in the canteen were gone, and it was not interesting for a group of big men to stay here, like birds and beasts scattering, just a few dozen seconds, and the canteen restored its usual tranquility.

Chu Xuan and the two took a taxi at the school gate and went straight to the vegetable market, and someone in the two black business cars at the school gate happened to see this scene;

Another person picked up his mobile phone and said, "I'll call Brother Zhao Feng and say it." ”

"I'm sorry, but the phone you are calling is off. sorry......”

"It's off. The man said with the phone.

As he spoke, a man wearing a motorcycle helmet with a large sheet was trembling and banging on the door of the commercial vehicle. This person is Zhao Feng, he woke up in the underground garage and found that his image was a little too miserable, in order not to cause a riot, he stole a sheet wrapped around his body to cover the torn clothes, and stole a helmet to cover the face of the pig's head.

When the people in the car saw this, they were surprised and said, "Who is this? Is he sick? Dressed like this on a June day? ”

"Mix... Mix... Mixed burial, like... Like me.... Dry... Dry peaks. Zhao Feng had a big tongue because of the swelling of his lips and tongue.

"What did he say? Is he scolding us?" said the man at the door of the car after listening for a long time, turning his head to his companion.

"It seems to be, it seems to be saying that we are bastards, and it is not a good thing to say that the latter did not hear clearly. Someone spoke.

The man who approached the door was not happy on the spot, rolled up his sleeves and opened the door with a bang: "Sample! You strange guy in fancy clothes still dare to scold us? See if I don't cut you to death!"

kicked Zhao Feng to the ground, followed by a punch and kick. Zhao Feng was already stinging all over his body, and he was powerless, so he had to hold his head and wail again and again: "May Fourth Zhefen (I am Zhao Feng) May Fourth Zhefen!

It's a pity that it fell into the ears of his little brother and became a filthy word. Zhao Feng's rest of the younger brothers also had itchy hands for a while when they saw their companions beating so well, and then joined the beating industry one after another.

Passers-by looked at Zhao Feng, who was wrapped in a quilt on the ground and wearing a helmet, and kept saying foul language in his mouth, and thought it was the kind of live broadcast that was caught and beaten by others.

A group of passers-by cheered on the sidelines, and they would not have sympathy for this kind of person who wants to become an Internet celebrity and wants to go crazy.

Zhao Feng kept twitching, and when he heard the passers-by around him clapping and cheering, he fainted in his heart.

"Wait! Stop fighting, this kid is dizzy!" said one of Zhao Feng's younger brothers, and everyone observed and said to the passers-by who were watching the excitement around them: "Neighbors, we all hate this kind of person who dies, but they are also human beings! ”

"Good!!Like!!"

"You're so handsome!! !!"

Zhao Feng's little brother straightened his waist under the praise of everyone, tidied up his messy clothes, and carried the unconscious Zhao Feng on the ground into the car under the cheers of everyone.

The commercial vehicle roared, and the engine slowly drove towards the city hospital.

"Shall we open this boy's helmet and see what it looks like? Someone proposed.

"Hmm," the rest of the crowd raised their hands in agreement.

The little brother who was close to Zhao Feng took off his helmet, and the pig head inside scared the people in the car.

"Huh~ Are we so heavy? I can't see human nature. ”

"It's miserable, you can see that the eyes and mouth are swollen as if they have been filled with water, but the eyebrows and hairstyle can still be faintly seen. ”

"Oh, why do I look a little familiar?, Brother Zhao Feng!!!"

This sentence frightened all the people in the car, this is going to kill people, and everyone's eyes widened to carefully distinguish the face of this high mosaic. In the end, after countless identifications, they unanimously agreed that this was their boss Zhao Feng.

It's over, I beat my boss, and I beat it so badly. The first little brother who did it was about to faint with fright, and the cold sweat was about to flow into a waterfall. The rest of the people are not very good at mentality either. They all did it, and they did it before Zhao Feng fainted, so if Zhao Feng woke up, they would have to shed a layer of skin if they didn't die.

The more a creature is in a moment of crisis, the easier it is to come up with brilliant ideas. Just when everyone was at a loss, one of the younger brothers said slowly: "Everyone, I once read a book that says that people's memories are usually stored in the hippocampus, that is, the back of the head. I'm thinking that Brother Zhao Feng has been beaten by us, so it's better to ......"

"You mean to put another stick on the back of the head to make him forget about us?" someone continued.

The little brother nodded and said, "Well, I think that if we have already beaten him, it will be good to have another stick, and fortunately, Brother Zhao Feng was hit hard and forgot all about us beating him." Bad luck doesn't change anything. Do you want to bet?"

Apparently the members of the car were said to be moved, and after a unanimous vote, it was finally carried out by the little brother who was the first to do it, near the door.

The commercial car turned around and came to the suburbs, and Zhao Feng was taken off the stage. The younger brother near the door came out with a golf club in his hand. The younger brother stroked twice on the back of Zhao Feng's head, and he didn't dare to move. The crowd persuaded him not to be burdened and to play golf. The younger brother slowly closed his eyes with the encouragement of his companions, and entered the realm of the unity of heaven and man, and the golf club was rounded.

'Bang' hits the target with a bang, and a hole-in!!-one!

"****, you really treat Brother Zhao as a golf ball! so vigorous!! let's see if Brother Zhao is dead." ”

The younger brother was disturbed by the exclamation of his companion from the realm of the unity of heaven and man, and only when he came back to his senses did he remember that it was not a golf ball on the ground.

Everyone surrounded Brother Zhao, and blood flowed out of Zhao Feng's mouth and nose again, but fortunately, he was still breathing. There was infinite respect in everyone's hearts, and it was really worthy of Brother Zhao who was still alive after such a serious injury. In admiration, a group of people hurriedly carried Zhao Feng into the car and roared towards the hospital.

....

On the other hand, Chu Xuan himself couldn't have imagined that the damage he had done to Zhao Feng before was not as good as his junior brother's one-shot club. He was bargaining with the boss who sold chickens, and the owner of the vegetable market heard that Chu Xuan asked for a bowl of chicken blood alone and opened his mouth to offer a high price of ten yuan.

"Boss, ten yuan is too expensive, I just want a bowl of chicken blood. Cheaper. Chu Xuan stood at the door of the store and said slightly begging.

"Young man, though you only need a bowl of chicken blood, I have to slaughter a live chicken. It's a hassle, you know?" the boss leaned back on the bamboo chair and enjoyed smoking a cigarette in his hand.

Chu Xuan continued to grind softly and stiffly and said: "Boss, you will kill this chicken sooner or later, just a little earlier, will you have any losses." ”

"You can't say that, young man. What if no one comes to buy it today, the chicken will not be fresh, and no one will come to buy it, ten yuan! Not a single child less. "The price of the boss bite is firm.

When Chu Xuan wanted to say something, Chu Lianhan, who was waiting in the distance, couldn't stand it. She walked into the store with her signature sweet smile and said, "Boss, just give us a cheaper." ”

The boss who was lying on the bamboo chair heard a sweet voice and saw a slim fairy standing at the door. The appearance of ignoring the answer immediately changed into an enthusiastic face.

"Okay, good, this beauty, how much chicken blood you want! I don't take money. Wait a minute. With a smile on his face, the boss picked out a big, beautiful rooster from the chicken coop.

He made a cut in the neck of the chicken, sending the chicken's blood into a large bowl.

"Beauty, is it enough?" the boss asked enthusiastically, as long as Chu Lianhan said a word, he would not hesitate to slaughter another rooster.

The rooster in the chicken coop looked at Chu Lianhan tremblingly, and he didn't even dare to make a sound.

"Enough!Enough!Thank you, boss, you're such a nice person!" Chu Lianhan praised the boss with a smile.

The boss laughed when he heard this, and he was happy, put the freshly slaughtered chicken into hot water, plucked and disemboweled, and handed the clean big to Chu Lianhan and said, "Beauty, this is for you! I hope you will come to visit my shop again next time." ”

"Thank you, boss! Will definitely come back! Boss wishes you a prosperous business. Chu Lianhan took the chicken blood and rooster, and after blessing the boss, he beckoned Chu Xuan who was stupid and left.

After walking far away, you can still faintly hear the laughter of the owner of the live chicken shop.

"It's... What kind of seduction is this?" Chu Xuan hadn't come out of the shock yet, and the difference between the boss and the front and back was too great. Even the bowl of chicken blood was given to them.

Chu Lianhan smiled and said, "This is called charm!"

Beauty is privileged everywhere!