"Khan, so many gifts, flattered. www.biquge.info Well, it seems that everyone regards money as dung, so congratulations, because you must know that flowers are always stuck in cow dung. Su Yan turned on the video, whistled a few times at the camera, and blinked his left eye again, but his right eye did not move.

"Whew......"

This discharge electrified the girls out of their wolf nature.

The boys screamed and sighed at the same time, Made, if this guy really acts, I don't know how many girls he can harm.

Su Yu first cleaned up the table, then picked up the water cup, took a sip of water, and kept saying in his mouth: "Although I changed the platform, I don't feel the difference, the room is still that room, many familiar IDs are there, Linlang Fairy, the king is back, the king is invincible, Yinuo is in the city, the world is unparalleled, although thousands of people have been going, the smoke is curling...... Thank you all, thank you very much. It stands to reason that I should be happy now, but I can't be happy, why, because today I had a fight with my girlfriend. ”

Everyone pricked up their ears, or stared at Su Yu, or watched the chatting content scrolled by the audience in the chat bar, it was also quite interesting there, and some of the audience spoke very slipperily.

Su Yu said abruptly: "Today, my girlfriend asked me: Gege, do you know what is the hardest thing in the world? Who am I, I am a scholar." But think about it, my girlfriend knows that I am a top student, this question cannot be answered simply, there must be depth in it. So I smiled. ”

Everyone understands now, Su Yan has started to tell jokes again, haha, is it a dizzy joke?

"Brain melon shell. ”

"Teeth. ”

"Diamonds. ”

"Iridium metal. ”

"Hehe, my brother laughs so evilly. ”

"Bad guy, did you bully our girls again?"

“……”

The audience slipped through the chat again.

Su Yu continued: "Everyone can guess what I'm going to say, hehe." But as soon as I said it, my girlfriend angrily grabbed my arm, saying that I was a hooligan again, and complained about what I had in my head. ”

Haha, Gege replied like that, it is his character, and at the same time, it is also the character of the public man.

Su Yu continued: "My girlfriend didn't care whether I hurt or not, and seriously corrected: It's a man's beard! Your man's skin is so thick, and his beard can grow, isn't it the hardest? I thought about it, nodded, and said it as if it was the same, but I was also a little angry when I saw the bruises on my arms, although it hurt to beat and scold to love, but it was too painful, and I couldn't just forget it. I asked my girlfriend, then do you know what is the thickest thing in the world? My girlfriend was stunned, she was a scumbag, well, a scumbag among the top students, of course I don't know. I proudly told her that the thickest thing in the world is your women's faces, you see, the beards are so hard, you women can't grow them!"

"Poof~"

Everyone laughed, they deserved to quarrel, this joke may be true.

If it's true, whoever is Su Yan's girlfriend has to quarrel with him today, and he will sulk while not making a big noise.

A manly man, he doesn't know how to let some girls.

Su Yu said depressedly: "Alas, I made my girlfriend angry and ignored me." I walked down the street by myself, and when I walked to a place, I saw a person in front of me who looked like the Korean star Li Minjun, so I stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder and asked, "Li Minjun?"

"Poof~"

"Haha, I'm laughing to death. ”

Gege opened fire with his stick again. ”

"Support my brother to shoot at the stick, I don't like the stick artist. ”

“……”

The audience exploded, scolding the sticks and scolding the islanders, everyone liked it the most.

Su Yu was unhurried and continued: "Speaking of Koreans, I remember that when I went to the United States to participate in the Grammy Awards last year, I met people from many countries, and everyone sat together and chatted for a while. The Russians say that Russia has plans to explore the moon again. The islanders say they have plans to launch an unmanned lunar probe. The South Koreans say, you guys are nothing, we in South Korea have a plan to land a manned rocket on the sun. When we all heard this, we were shocked on the spot, and we all said that if we did that, the astronauts would be scorched. The South Koreans say that we South Korea are not fools, we are ready to land at night. ”

The room burst into flames, and recently the Daqin fishing boat was strafed by the South Korean coast guard with a heavy machine gun in a certain area of the sea, and the Daqin fishing boat fled, and the casualties were unknown.

While many netizens were worried about the escaped fishermen of the Daqin fishing boat, they were outraged by the actions of the South Korean Coast Guard.

"If you die with a stick, you should be scolded, if you beat a stick, the country needs us to go to the battlefield, and I will be the first to sign up. ”

It's hard to buy me a smile, and many viewers were aroused by the soul of the nation and swiped gifts to vent their anger.

"Made, I can't hold it back, a hundred is a hundred, I see that the scroll bar is full of scolding sticks, how can I agree if it is missing. ”

"Look at the reward, it's not bad for money. ”

"The spaceship can't afford to send it, and I can't afford to eat tea eggs, but I can still afford to eat lobster and abalone, so let's have a few catties of lobster and abalone. ”

"The salute flies. ”

“……”

The gift has made another wave, and it is not much more than the opening position.

Su Yan spoke very slowly, and said slowly: "Our Great Qin is actually not bad, and has begun to compete with the United States for the moon. I talked to those foreigners about this, and I said that our country's Chang'e-1 has already gone to the sky, and the moon will be our Daqin's after that. Koreans and islanders also joined in the fun, not to be outdone. The people of the island country were the first to be unconvinced and said that our moon goddess was earlier than your Chang'e-1 in Daqin, and the moon is ours. The people of the United States on the side sneered, our Apollo landed on the moon decades ago and left the mark of our country, there is no doubt that the moon belongs to our country. The island man and I were very annoyed and couldn't refute it, but we found that South Korea was flipping through the books, and we were surprised to ask him what he was doing. Koreans confidently say that I am looking for evidence that the moon was created by our ancestors. ”

"Poof~"

"Ouch, I'm laughing to death, it's still a great stick, and if you go down with a stick, the people of the United States are stupid. ”

"For this shamelessness and meanness of the stick, I am the first to bow down. ”

"What's the matter, no matter how powerful they are, they haven't been created by our Great Qin. ”

"I just like Gege's kind of cannon, so that the cannon fire is more violent. ”

"Kill those mallets. ”

"I'll give you another wave of gifts, you feel free. ”

"Gege, is the firepower enough? I'll donate a spaceship and continue to kill those scumbags. ”

"I donated a big Qin cannon to fight Seoul, Busan, Jeju, and I was at will. ”

“……”

The hatred of the Great Qin people against South Korea is not overnight, and the most hated thing in the world is the island country, followed by South Korea.

Historically, those grandsons are descendants of China, but in modern times, they wear the same pants as the West. (To be continued.) )