Director Hao said, "What's the matter" Hong Qiang glanced at Li Rui and the others, and after attracting everyone's attention, he said leisurely, "This is the day before yesterday or the day before yesterday, yes, there is a family in Shinan District, there are five people in the family, two strong laborers are working outside, and grandparents are at home with grandchildren." That little grandson is not very old, a little over four years old, less than five years old. That day, he suddenly asked his grandmother, saying, grandma, people live, do they eat and sleep every day, and his grandmother said yes. The little grandson didn't say anything at the time, turned his head, and jumped off the balcony with a sewing machine. His house was on the fourth floor, and he fell to his death. ”

Everyone was amazed.

Director Hao asked in disbelief, "Is this true?" Hong Qiang nodded.

Liu Annie said, "This is true, we have a colleague in Taiwan, who is the neighbor of the family, and she has seen the child who was mourned at home." ”

Director Hao looked at Li Rui and said, "This kid is too incredible, how dare he commit suicide, how does he know that he can die by jumping off the building" Li Rui smiled bitterly, "The questions he asked are not like those he could ask at his age, I feel like he is a philosopher reincarnated." ”

Director Hao smiled and said, "What's so big about this, hehe, the topic is a bit heavy, so let's make a joke, everyone is happy." ”

When everyone heard that they were going to tell a joke, they were all excited.

Liu Annie smiled and said, "Director Hao, if you want to say it, you have to amuse us, if you don't amuse, then don't say it at all." Director Hao's gaze crossed the deep white groove in her heart intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile, "Listen to it, I'm not happy, I'll say one more." Well, I'll make fun of myself. I'm a director at the department level, so let me tell you a joke about the section level cadres. Let's say, there was a section chief dancing with a beautiful woman, and the section chief was a little excited when the dance music was high, and he reacted. After the woman noticed it, she asked curiously, what is the section chief below, and replied that I am the head of the unit below. The Taoist officer that the woman disdains is not big, but it is quite hard. ”

After he finished telling this joke, Li Rui, Hong Qiang and Li Xiaoyang all laughed, but Liu Annie and Bai Bing didn't seem to hear it. Bai Bing's face was pale, and Liu Annie had a disdainful smile on her face, and said, "Director Hao, your joke is too old, it's the same age as the dinosaurs, you can say another one." ”

Director Hao looked at Annie Liu and smiled, "Okay, then let's talk about one more." Let's say, there is a beautiful writer who asks an editor to review the manuscript. The editor looked at the beauty and smiled and said that the upper half was plump and two points prominent, but unfortunately the lower half was a little hairy and grassy, and there was a loophole, and the water was too large. The beauty asked anxiously, what should I do, and the editor replied that I will talk about it in the future," Liu Annie laughed and said, "Every day, every day, you men know the day." Director Hao smiled and said, "This is not what I said, it was said by the editor in the paragraph." ”

Liu Annie said, "Chief Hong, you have the most jokes there, and you have a good time." ”

Hong Qiang saw the two reporters from the provincial station, Li Xiaoyang was very interested in jokes, but Bai Bing kept a straight face, it was estimated that the girl was too young to wipe her face, so she talked about something that was not too much.

Although he was not funny, everyone laughed when he sold his face.

Liu Annie smiled and said to Li Rui, "It's time for Li." ”

Li Rui said, "I still want to talk about it," Liu Annie said, "Yes, one person will talk about one, this is an unspoken rule." Li Rui thought for a while and said, "Kindergarten teacher Xiaofang pointed to the blackboard,,y,,b a few pinyin test children, the children use the most standard pronunciation to say Auntie's wave"

Liu Annie laughed and said, "Why don't you even let go of the children, you are too bad." Li Rui smiled, "The child is just reading pinyin, you think too much." Liu Annie glanced at him charmingly and said with a smile, "It's my turn, I'll say one." A female underground worker was arrested and forced to write a letter to lure the chief to take the bait. The female underground worker had no choice but to write, and after finishing writing, she secretly plucked a few hairs from below and clamped them in the letter. After reading the letter, the chief took the hair and sniffed it, looked at it, meditated, pondered for a while, and suddenly realized that it was a conspiracy."

The crowd burst into laughter, saying that the joke was well told.

Liu Annie saw that her joke had become a sensation, and she was very proud, and said to Bai Bing next to her, "Little beauty, you can also say one." Bai Bing said coldly, "I won't." Liu Annie smiled: "How could it not, I've heard a few," Bai Bing said to Li Xiaoyang, who was sitting next to him, "I really don't, Li Xiaoyang, you can tell one." ”

Li Xiaoyang laughed twice and said, "Then the leaders, I will be ugly." There was a male patient who took the prescription prescribed by the female doctor for a long time, came back and asked where Chao was, and the female doctor smiled and said that it was not Chao, it was B ultrasound. The man was angry and said, "Damn, your b is too open."

This joke is a bit excessive, although it is a yellow joke like the previous ones, but the artistic conception is very poor. Everyone laughed, but they smiled reluctantly.

Liu Annie, who has always talked a lot, couldn't say anything, and said in her heart, what comes from this province is openness, haha, laughing, beckoning everyone to drink.

Bai Bing kicked Li Xiaoyang hard under the table. Li Xiaoyang was in pain, and said in a low voice, "What are you kicking me for" Bai Bing snorted, "You are really not human"

After the banquet was over, there were already more orders.

Bai Bing pretended to go back to the guest room, and called Li Rui on the way, "Invite me to drink" Li Rui still has a tryst with Yao Xuefei tonight, and he doesn't want to be entangled with this godsister for too long, especially when there is a Lu Zhouxing standing behind her, he can't get too close to her, so he said, "I'll invite you to drink two glasses, and then come back to rest, okay" Bai Bing said vaguely, "Let's talk about it." ”

The two of them slipped outside to the side of the road, took advantage of the unpreparedness, got into a taxi together, and drove towards Bar Street.

On the way, Bai Bing complained, "You guys are too disgusting, you tell that kind of joke at the dinner table." Li Rui sighed, "Sister, you don't know, it's this kind of atmosphere." If you don't talk about it, it's still a trivial matter if you don't fit in, and you will offend people, and people will think that you are fake and serious. In that case, who will pay attention to you in the future" Bai Bing said, "Li Xiaoyang is the most disgusting, and I want to kick him to death." Li Rui said, "Why are you so violent, it's actually nothing, just laughing." Bai Bing snorted: "It's not you men who dare to insult you. ”

The two came to the bar street, Li Rui chose a secluded small bar with few people to sit in as usual, ordered a glass of wine each, and chatted.

Bai Bing said, "You tell me, am I a little psychologically too much" Li Rui said, "I think, everyone has a certain degree of change, however, what is it is to become too is actually beyond universal thought and common ways of doing things, which is not accepted by everyone, so it is called a change." But you must know that existence is reasonable, and being too too is also an attitude and a way of behaving, but it is different from most people. So you don't have to feel too awkward. For example, changing too much is to the original state, which is equivalent to a beautiful woman to an ordinary woman. As a beauty, aren't you a woman, and vice versa, ordinary women are jealous of a beauty like you, just like people in their true form are jealous of the way people who become too old. You should be proud. ”

Bai Bing looked at him admiringly, and said, "This is an official, and there is really progress, opening your mouth is the big truth, and what you say is the Tao." Come, I'll toast you. Li Rui picked up the wine glass and touched her, and said, "Drink slowly, don't worry, I've already drunk wine just now, so drink less now." Bai Bing shook his head and said, "It's not okay to drink less, I'm going to get drunk." Li Rui took a sip and asked wonderingly, "Why" Bai Bing said depressedly, "I'm still depressed, I feel that no one loves or cherishes me, I want to get drunk, so I don't have to worry." Li Rui sighed, "Why are you bothering to sound the drum without a heavy hammer, I have already made it clear to you in your room before, you must be willing." Willing to be willing, reluctant to have something don't think about Lu He, he is not suitable for you. ”

Bai Bing glared at him and asked, "Then who is suitable for me, you" Li Rui glanced at the fashionable beauties on the street outside, and said, "What are you kidding, I'm your brother." Bai Bing said, "Then I don't care, if you let me give up one, you have to let me get one." Li Rui said, "Time can heal all wounds caused by feelings, girl, take your time, you will always meet the man you like." Bai Bing said faintly, "You don't understand, the man I like is him, and I only have him in my heart." You told me to let him go, I couldn't. Li Rui said in surprise: "What is the extent of your relationship with him, why do you love him so much", Bai Bing said lonely, "I kissed him, I took the initiative to kiss him." I've been to Simmons, but I've done nothing. He doesn't love me at all, I'm purely self-inflicted."

Li Rui frowned and said, "Then why are you still in love with him like this," Bai Bing said, "Because I love him." Li Ruibian flattened his mouth, seeing that he couldn't persuade her, and said, "You don't take anything to heart when I say anything, forget it, don't say anything, drink a bar." After saying that, he picked up the wine glass and touched it.

Li Rui drank the wine in the cup and said, "Sister, I still have some things, I have to go first" Before he finished speaking, two essences shot out of Bai Bing's beautiful eyes, covering him coldly, so that he didn't dare to finish at all, so he had to close his mouth and smile. Bai Bing said, "You go, it's okay, no problem, but after you leave today, we will never have anything to do with each other again." You're not my brother, and I'm not your sister. You can do it. After saying that, he beckoned the waiter to come over and ask for a glass of wine.

She said so, Li Rui really didn't get up and left, took out her mobile phone and sent a text message to Yao Xuefei, "I'll be there later." ”

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