The next morning, I went to see a psychiatrist in the company of a group of people.

This psychiatrist has his own studio, which I heard is quite famous, but I haven't paid attention to this either. I only know that his name is Chen San, and it seems that he has been doing this for a long time.

The studio is in a high-end apartment, and when I came in, I found it to be quite luxurious. It seems that the profession of a psychiatrist actually makes a lot of money.

The whole studio, although luxurious, gives a particularly relaxing feel. I was sitting on the couch and a man came out of the back room. He was dressed in a clean suit and smiled at me, "Hello." ”

"Doctor, this is our Brother Zhang......" Li Dayuan frowned, "Please have a good examination, but if you have any extra questions, please don't ask anything." ”

Chen San smiled: "You don't have to worry, people have a resistance mentality. Even if I hypnotized him, I wouldn't be able to get the news he didn't want to tell me. ”

Li Dayuan nodded, and Chen San said softly: "Then, please go out first, I want to start ......"

"We won't go out...... Zhou Lan said calmly, "but we will keep it absolutely quiet." ”

Chen San smiled bitterly: "Let's go out, there are so many of you here, I'm worried that he won't be able to let go." ”

"That ......"

Zhou Lan was still hesitating, but Gu Mengjia took her hand and said, "Go out." ”

"Hmmm......"

They all stood up and walked into the back room. Chen San smiled at me at this time: "I have heard of Zhang Xiang's name a long time ago, this style is really big enough." ”

I shook my head and said, "They're just worried about my relationship, don't you care." ”

"I don't care, it's good to have a group of people who care about themselves......" Chen San suddenly took out his mobile phone and pressed it a few times, and melodious music suddenly sounded in the room.

It was very gentle and soft music, which made the atmosphere relax a lot for a while. At this time, Chen San brought a chair, moved it to sit down in front of me, and said with a smile: "Mr. Zhang, you should be very tired from work, right?"

"Tired. “

"I can see ......," Chen San said with a smile, "If you used a character you like to express your hard work, who would you use?"

I thought for a while and said, "Zhuge Liang." ”

"Do your best, and then die?" asked Chen San.

I nodded, and he leaned back in his chair and said gently, "Is there a way to decompress, such as watching a comedy movie or something?" ”

"No, I don't have time to watch movies, I only occasionally accompany my wife to watch them. ”

"Will you look at pornographic websites?"

"Huh?"

I was stunned because I didn't expect him to ask such a question. Chen San shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "I like to watch yellow websites, on average once a day, because I think it's a good way to decompress." ”

"I ...... Don't look. ”

"Why don't you watch it?"

"Because my woman is already beautiful. ”

"It seems that your wife is the one who makes you relax...... Chen San chuckled, "Let me guess your current life, you should live in a mansion and drive a luxury car, and your life can be said to be without worrying about food or clothing." Since you're so good, you shouldn't have any pressure, right?"

I frowned and said, "I don't want to say this." ”

"Is it involved in your shady business?"

"I don't have any shady business at all. ”

"Looks like you're very vigilant. ”

Chen San sighed, and he suddenly said, "You close your eyes, I'll tell you a story slowly, okay?"

I nodded, "Okay." ”

I closed my eyes, and Chen San said: "I have always felt that the most beautiful thing in the world is the sea, under the blue sky and white clouds, looking at the mesmerizing ocean. The charm of the sea is unforgettable. Guess what's the best sound for this time?"

I muttered, "The sound of the waves?"

"Right...... It's the sound of the waves......"

Chen San said softly, and at the same time, there was really the sound of waves in the room.

A gentle breeze blew on my face, and there was a hint of saltiness of seawater. Chen San's voice began to become softer and softer: "Maybe you have a cold drink in your hand, and you just sit on the warm beach and listen to the sound of the waves...... Do you feel a little relaxed now?"

I thought about that scene, and gradually felt comfortable, but I didn't want to speak, so I simply didn't answer Chen San's question.

He didn't care, but continued: "If you think about it, isn't this what your life is now? Maybe in your mind, it's a waste of time. But have you ever considered that the reason why people work is so that they can enjoy life in their spare time? You keep sweating and putting in your energy, so why don't you take some time once in a while to enjoy what you're supposed to have?"

Enjoy......

I was muttering the word in my heart, and Chen San continued: "Imagine that you are walking alone on this beach. If it's empty all around, you're alone. This world belongs to you, this is the loneliness that has never been there, and it is also the most suitable tranquility for life. On this coast, lonely you can do anything. You can take off all your clothes and let your skin come into contact with the air, you can lie on the ground in a large shape and no one will take your place, you can climb a coconut tree to get a coconut, even though that might cut your fingers, you can face the sea and sing your favorite song out loud. Not...... What's your favorite song?"

I muttered, "So close." ”

"It's very tasteful, I also like that song...... Chen San said gently, "Everyone has a favorite song, and they will be moved by the lyrics or melody in it." I remember the song lamenting that as time passed, my lover gradually became a stranger to me. Is it someone you love who gives you this feeling?"

I was silent.

"How did she make you feel?"

"She changed my life. ”

"Is that girl pretty, is it your first love?"

"It's beautiful, yes. ”

"Why aren't you together?"

"She was getting stranger and stranger, and I didn't dare to approach her. ”

"Then you already have a beautiful wife to accompany you, why should you feel sorry for that girl?"

"I failed her. ”

"Why do you live up to it?"

"You're asking too much!"

I opened my eyes, sat up sharply, and growled, "What does it have to do with me when you ask this?"

"On the contrary, Mr. Zhang ......," Chen San shrugged his shoulders and said, "Any emotion you have may be related to your character." According to scientific research, first love can bring about a big personality change in a person. ”

I glared at him, gritted my teeth, and said, "So what? I love my wife so much that I can't have an affair with my first love again." ”

Chen San smiled and said, "Mr. Zhang, now you are too deep into the play." ”

I took a deep breath to calm my mind. Then I sat down on the couch and said irritably, "Is that all you can do?"

"Whether my ability is big or small, it has nothing to do with you and me...... Chen San said softly, "Mr. Zhang, we are partners now." You need to cooperate with me, and I will do my best to help you. If you are too wary in your heart, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you. ”

I frowned and said, "Can't you come up with a more aggressive method?"

"Oh my God......"

Chen San held his forehead and said in a collapsed voice, "Do you think that psychologists are the kind of people who can hypnotize people in an instant?"

I said solemnly: "Then you hypnotize me now!"

"Huh?"

"Let me see what you're capable of, and I've never been hypnotized, so I'm very curious. ”

"Actually, I was trying to hypnotize you. ”

"You're lying, shouldn't you take out a pocket watch and shake it around first, so I can keep looking at it?"

"Mr. Zhang, you've watched too many TV series. ”

I looked at Chen San with suspicion, and I always felt that the guy was not very credible. In the end, Chen San sighed and said helplessly: "Mr. Zhang, since you insist on seeing my skills, then I'll show you it." But I'll be clear first, if you're shocked by what I'm capable of, you'll have to trust me. ”

I thought about it for a moment, then nodded. At this time, Chen San looked into my eyes and said softly, "First of all, you are a man, right?"

I said impatiently, "Isn't this?"

"And then you're extremely averse to homosexuality, aren't you?"

"I don't interfere with other people's love. ”

"It's true that you don't interfere with them, and you don't show discrimination against them, but you just hate them, right?"

"Hmm...... Yes. ”

"At the same time, you are a nosy person in your life, and although you occasionally have a good heart, you rarely act out of kindness. Most of the time you take care of yourself, even if you do a good deed once in a while, you will think about yourself first, right?"

I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered Sun Youdi, so I said honestly: "Yes." ”

"And you are a person with a strong sense of responsibility, you don't want to let the people around you be wronged, and you always work hard to take care of them, right?"

"Hmm......"

Chen San smiled at this time and said softly, "Look, am I as accurate as a fortune teller?"

I frowned and said, "How did you do that?"

"Logical analysis and ...... your words," Chen San said with a smile, "This involves some very boring formulas. ”

I thought about it for a moment and said in admiration: "If you are asked to talk about business, what business can you not talk about?"

Chen San said helplessly: "Mr. Zhang, I said it when you first came, even if I am a psychological expert, I can't let people say what they resist in their hearts." In other words, my major is not very helpful for me to negotiate business. ”

"I thought you were all awesome. ”

"You've watched too many TV series. ”

"Because psychologists on TV are always divine. ”

"Look, aren't you talking pretty relaxed right now?"

I was stunned for a moment, and when I think about it, I am now quite relaxed in conversation.

Chen San touched the back of his head at this time, and then said, "Let's get here first today, this kind of thing can't make a fat person in one bite." We consulted for a total of 20 minutes, and if it is less than an hour on my side, I will be charged according to the time of one hour. Mr. Zhang, my hour's fee is 2,000 yuan. ”

"Fuck me!"

I couldn't help but jump up and said excitedly, "Are you robbing money?"

Chen San smiled bitterly: "Mr. Zhang, as a real estate tycoon, you say that I rob money, I'm afraid it's a bit too much, right? ”

I thought about it, and Chen San smiled: "I have an assignment to give you." ”

"I don't have time for my homework...... I subconsciously said, "I'm busy." ”

Chen San chuckled: "My homework is very simple, that is, you can swear if you can swear in the next week, and tell the truth if you can." Unless it's an occasion where you can't swear, it's good for you to use more foul language. Remember, be louder when speaking foul language. By the way, what do you like most about your home?"

"Coffee table, I have a big coffee table, with a unique taste. And it's made of tempered glass, so you can usually put things boldly. ”

"Expensive, right?"

"It's quite expensive, more than 4,000 yuan. ”

"When you get back, smash it to the ground. ”

I was stunned, what kind of homework is this?

I took out my mobile phone and transferred the account to Chen San. After receiving the money, he smiled and said, "See you next week." ”

I nodded, "See you next week." ”

I went to the back room and called them out. Li Dayuan was greedy, and he took Chen San's snacks to eat when he was in the back room. When I saw this scene, I couldn't help but say, "Are you sick?

Li Dayuan was stunned for a moment: "A pack of potato chips for three yuan is only, and he charges two thousand an hour, which accountant is more expensive?"

I slapped Li Dayuan on the head and said angrily, "Fuck off, idiot." ”

Li Dayuan was stunned: "Brother Zhang, why are you scolding me like this?"

"The doctor's homework ......," I explained, "he told me to use more foul language." ”

Li Dayuan subconsciously looked at Chen San, and Chen San nodded and smiled: "Yes." ”

"Don't teach me Brother Zhang, my Brother Zhang is a personable boss!" Li Dayuan said anxiously.

I said impatiently: "Kill your bald head, get down and drive!"

"Yes......"

Li Dayuan walked out of the door aggrievedly, Gu Mengjia took my arm at this time, and said softly: "It's rare to have time today, let's go buy some New Year's goods, right?"

"I don't want to go......," I shook off Gu Mengjia's hand and said irritably, "Who the has time to watch this kind of gadget, and won't buy it directly online?"

Gu Mengjia's eyes widened blankly, while Zhou Lan said with a smile: "Okay, okay, then don't buy it, let's go home first." ”

"Back to your uncle, I'm going to the Internet café to play games. ”

People looked at me stupidly, and in the end I had to make an appointment to play games together.

We went straight downstairs to the internet café, where a group of people sat together and played games. When I first started playing, I was quite cool, but as time went on, because my skills were not very good, I was killed by the other side a few times. I was so angry that I kept smashing the computer and the mouse, and all the dirty words in my mouth were rushing out.

The network administrator wanted to come over to remind me, but after seeing the burly Wang Tianyi and Qin Zhong, he left. At this point, a young man across the computer from us couldn't help but stand up and said to me, "Can you be quiet in public?"

"I'm a little you blood mother...... I suddenly got angry, pointed at the young man's face and scolded, "Little bastard sit down for Lao Tzu!"

The young man was stunned for a moment, and immediately slapped the table in anger. Suddenly, a few young men stood up beside the young man. I frowned, jumped straight on the table, raised the computer and smashed it at the young man!

"Boom, boom, boom!"

Several computers were smashed at once, and the boys were so frightened that they retreated and looked at me with pale faces. Several network administrators hurriedly ran over to persuade me, and one network administrator cautiously said to me: "This boss, you smashed our computer......

I directly pulled the briefcase in Li Dayuan's hand, took out a few stacks of banknotes and smashed them on his face, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu has money, if you want to smash a few units, get out!

The network administrator stood there in a daze, letting the money fall on his face, and left stupidly holding the stacks of money. Li Dayuan and the others were frightened and hurriedly pulled me out of the Internet café. Gu Mengjia grabbed my hand and whispered, "Zhang Xiang, what are you doing here, ...... you?"

I scratched the back of my head and said, "I know I'm not doing the right thing, but I'm ...... I can't help it. ”

"Oh my God...... Gu Mengjia said helplessly, "What did Chen San tell you, he turned my gentle and elegant husband like this, I want to settle accounts with him." ”

Zhou Lan smiled and said, "No, maybe Zhang Xiang is this kind of character?"

When she said this, Zhou Lan also gave me a wink. I suddenly remembered what happened yesterday, and I couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

"Brother Zhang, let's go home first and get ......" Li Dayuan smiled bitterly, "If you still let you mess around outside, I'm afraid you'll enter the game!"

I also felt that the negative effect I brought was too great, but I don't know why, my foul words seemed to light the fuse. The fuse kept burning in my brain, and then ignited some pent-up emotions, and I became very irritable.

I sat in the car and opened the window to let in the wind. At this time, there was a car trying to get away from our road and grab a red light, and in that car was a husband and wife. There is no doubt that driving like this is wrong, and while it is not illegal, it is immoral and dangerous.

I was furious and scolded the man in the car, "Fuck your uncle, you can't drive, is it because your mother is dead, so you rush to the hospital to see her for the last time?

The man was scolded by me all of a sudden, and even subconsciously said, "Go...... Go to the supermarket and buy groceries. ”

"Will the supermarket close if you are a little later, stupid, do you know how to drive a moral heart? Your mother, do you know how much my Bentley is, and can you afford to pay for it? Lao Tzu came to the fire when he saw you, cough...... Phew!"

I spat on the man's car, and the couple was in a state of stupidity. Wang Tianyi hurriedly stepped on the accelerator and left, closed all the windows, and said helplessly: "Brother Zhang, you can stop for a while." We're almost home, and you'll scold when we get home. ”

I pointed at Wang Tianyi and scolded angrily: "Who told you to close the fucking window, you ......"

Wang Tianyi turned his head to look at me and asked, "How am I?"

I glanced at Wang Tianyi's strong muscles and said embarrassedly, "Well done." ”

Wang Tianyi nodded with satisfaction, and I directly sprinkled all my anger on Li Dayuan's body, and kept scolding him for being bald and the like.

Li Dayuan scratched his head with little hair vigorously, and collapsed: "Who suggested that he go to a psychiatrist?"

"No, the was the first one you mentioned?" Zhou Lan said helplessly.

"I really want to slap myself twice......" Li Dayuan covered his face and said bitterly, "Tianyi, let's go and blow up that doctor's studio at night, okay?"

Wang Tianyi nodded and said, "I think so too." ”

"Don't......"

I said seriously, "I'm so cool now, really cool, I've never been so cool!"

"We're going to see a doctor when you're happy......" Gu Mengjia scratched my face at this time and chuckled, "Will you be happy then?"

I said irritably, "Get out of your pregnant woman who can't sleep." ”

In an instant, the atmosphere in the car fell silent.

Li Dayuan and Wang Tianyi both turned their heads and looked at me in dismay, and Zhou Lan, who was sitting next to me, also hurriedly looked at the scenery outside and did not speak.

Gu Mengjia's smile slowly froze, and she said softly, "Then you feel very unhappy, don't you?"

......

I swallowed my saliva and hurriedly said, "I don't mean it, I just want to say something foul." You know, it's the homework that the doctor gave me. That, you have a lot of adults, treat me like a fart......"