Towards evening, the sky was already dark, with the occasional star dotting the night sky.

The venue of the banquet is in Beiliang City, and to be more specific, it is in the palace. Although this banquet was hosted by Liu Haifeng, an old miser, the head of the household, because the money came from His Majesty's inner treasury, he was rarely lavish.

He invited many famous singers in Beiliang City, these people are not only good at music, but also beautiful. In addition, the food for this banquet was also carefully thought out by the imperial dining room. On weekdays, His Majesty the Emperor is frugal and unwilling to be extravagant and wasteful. But today, he specially instructed the imperial dining room to do something that could support people to death. Only this amount can highlight the richness of their northern coolness.

And then there is this palace, which has also been carefully selected by Liu Haifeng. He followed Gonggong Qi and chose again and again in the palace. Originally, he was going to choose the main hall of the imperial palace, but when he made this request, he found that His Majesty the Emperor's eyes had changed when he looked at him.

His Majesty the Emperor looked at him before, although there was a lot of dissatisfaction in his eyes, and even a little angry. But this time, it was different from the previous times, and His Majesty the Emperor seemed to have another emotion in his eyes when he looked at him, resentment. After that, Father-in-law Qi followed Liu Haifeng and began to stroll.

To be honest, Father-in-law Qi is unwilling to follow behind. First, he is a little old, plus he is a eunuch, and his walking is still a little different from ordinary people. Second, he is also very annoyed by Liu Haifeng, an old miser. Every time their factory guard reached out and asked for money, the old man would jump out of nowhere. Then, take a copy of yourself. So Father-in-law Qi didn't have a good impression of this old guy. So much so that later, he didn't say bad things about Liu Haifeng in front of His Majesty the Emperor. Now, the two of them are doing things together, which is quite embarrassing!

The two walked around the palace for a long time, and Liu Haifeng still felt that the main hall was the most bright and magnificent. It is a pity that such a magnificent and gorgeous palace is not used to host banquets. He thought to himself that if he could roll out the red carpet in this palace, it would be better to sprinkle a little more flowers, it would definitely amaze everyone. It's just that what he didn't take into account was that it didn't bloom this season. If you have to come a little, you can only be accompanied by snowflakes.

Seeing that Liu Haifeng was still looking at the main hall, Gonggong Qi sighed, went up and admonished: "Liu Shangshu still don't fight the idea of this main hall, the old slave thinks that this side hall is good." ”

Liu Haifeng is still unwilling, but even so, what can he do. Eventually, he had no choice but to compromise. "Let's just like this, the side hall is the side hall. So, the location was chosen as a side hall.

Speaking of which, the emperor's inner treasury didn't have too many silver taels. What's more, all this money is saved by him little by little. But now, it has been so badly abused by these ministers, the funds are burning, and there are bad people among the ministers!

It is said that Wu Zheng and the four of them got into the carriage, they are still outside the city at the moment, and it will take some time to enter the city. But fortunately, it's still too late, and there's no need to rush too much. It's just a little embarrassing.

Wu Zheng was four, sitting in a carriage, a little cramped. Especially Xiaohua and her wife, the two of them sat together, so embarrassed. In addition, Luochen disliked Wu Zheng and deliberately kept a distance from Wu Zheng. Such a small place, obvious

has to be more crowded.

Horse-drawn carriages are like this, because they only have two wheels, so naturally it is impossible to accommodate many people. Hearing this, some people may ask, why not get a four-wheeled one. In fact, this is not something that no one has thought about, but in the end, it was found that the problem was that the car would not turn.

Wu Zheng put half of his butt next to the seat inside, and his legs began to tremble slightly because of the constant exertion. His sitting position was very difficult, even more uncomfortable than squatting. But Wu Zheng didn't dare to say or move. Because, at the moment, the atmosphere in the carriage is really a little deserted. Xiaohua and the woman didn't look at each other, and they pouted at the same time, which was a little subtle.

It's just that this is bitter for Wu Zheng. It is also said that the house leak coincided with the overnight rain, and Wu Zheng is the best portrayal at this moment. He did this, but because of his sitting position or because he hadn't eaten, he wanted to fart.

Wu Zheng's face changed, and he wanted to cry. If it was only Xiaohua and the three of them, he would have let it go, at most Xiaohua would pinch his nose and laugh at him. But today, my sister-in-law is also sitting in the car. If I really release it, I guess I won't be able to raise my head in the future.

So, Wu Zheng began to hold back, trying to hold back. Don't ask him how hard he tries, his ass is so hard at the moment. Xiaohua saw that he was gritting his teeth and his face was flushed, so she asked, "Are you okay?"

"It's fine. Wu Zheng gritted his teeth and said word by word.

The corners of Xiaohua's mouth twitched, and he clearly saw Wu Zheng's hideous expression just now. "Are you really okay?" Xiaohua's tone was still a little skeptical.

This time, before Wu Zheng could speak, he suddenly encountered a pit in front of the carriage. This pit is not small, the wheels run over, and the dragon flies directly. Then, one of them couldn't breathe, and slammed into the ground again. This is true from the outside of the carriage, and from the inside, it seems that there is no small movement.

Wu Zheng sat inside, and the position was not big, but with such a bump, the half of his ass also fell off the action. Just listened to the sound of "popping", Wu Zheng released a huge fart. It is said that stinky farts don't make a sound, and loud farts don't stink. But the sound is not so pleasant.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, Xiaohua feels that she smells a bad smell, a very smelly one. So the next moment, he pinched his nose and said, "Who put it?"

Wu Zheng lowered his head, didn't dare to talk, and quietly put half of his ass on the seat, pretending that nothing had happened.

But at this moment, the woman spoke, "There are no three hundred taels of silver here." ”

When Xiaohua heard it, she was talking about herself. How could he endure this, and immediately replied: "The thief shouted to catch the thief." ”

The woman didn't say anything more, but her body was subconsciously far away from Xiaohua. Not only that, but she also fanned the air towards Xiaohua with her hand. Obviously, she has already determined that this fart was put by Xiaohua.

Xiaohua had a feeling that he couldn't wash it away even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he squinted his eyes, and then said: "I didn't expect someone to look glamorous on the surface, but behind the scenes he is so bad. It's really a golden branch and jade, and it's ruined. ”

As soon as these words came out, the woman's face turned red. He bit his lip lightly and glared at Xiaohua angrily, "Who are you talking about?"

Xiaohua pouted, "

Talking about you, of course. But before you could say this, his neck lit up in a few days. There was a sharp object that touched Xiaohua's throat at this moment. At first glance, it looks like a woman's long nails.

"Say, who put it. The woman smiled and rubbed her fingernails against Xiaohua's Adam's apple, it was so scary! If this was inserted, Xiaohua would definitely be sure that she would be killed. After all, he still believes in his daughter-in-law very much.

Helpless, Xiaohua has never experienced such humiliation in her life. He choked up a little and said with difficulty, "Me." The moment she said this, Xiaohua felt that her throat was extremely bitter.

"That's good. As she spoke, the woman touched Xiaohua's head.

I don't want to be at this moment, Wu Zheng reacted again, he only felt his stomach churning, as if there was more than one one who came this time. If his guess is right, it will be a long list. No, you have to hold back, Wu Zheng secretly made up his mind in his heart.

But unfortunately, the heavens did not fulfill people's wishes, but at this moment, the carriage encountered another stone blocking the way. The wheels ran over from above, causing a lot of vibration in the carriage.

So, Wu Zheng couldn't hold back. This time, the voice is like this: "Tom tom." ”

At this time, everyone heard it clearly, it was the sound coming from Wu Zheng's side. As a party to Wu Zheng, he naturally couldn't hold his face, and he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at others.

Xiaohua was happy, and finally she didn't have to carry the pot anymore, and her whole body was suddenly happy.

However, at this moment, the woman's nails moved, and she threatened: "Who put it this time?"

Xiaohua was stunned for a moment, could it be that he didn't see this, he subconsciously wanted to say that it was Wu Zheng. But before the words could be spoken, the woman said again: "I'll talk about it later." ”

Now, Xiaohua understands that this is obviously to make herself take the blame. Is it necessary to know such a well-known thing? Xiaohua pursed her lips and had to say, "I'll let it go." ”

When the woman saw Xiaohua's generous admission, she instantly lost interest, retracted her nails and sat down again. At this moment, the most embarrassing thing is Wu Zheng. He could clearly see from the side light that Xiaohua was squeezing her eyebrows at him. The thing seemed to say, "You're great." ”

Outside Huafu, a gorgeous carriage was parked. Hua Baishi slowly moved out of the mansion, and the old housekeeper followed like a dog.

At this moment, Hua Baishi looked extremely proud. He muttered to himself as he walked: "I didn't expect Liu Haifeng, this old guy, to forget the old man at the banquet." ”

The old housekeeper followed and patted his ass: "The old man is rich, and his personality charm is unmatched." If you are not invited to this banquet, who will you invite?"

"That's a good point. Hua Baishi brushed his beard and smiled from ear to ear. But in the next second, he turned to ask solemnly: "It's forgivable to ask the old man to go, but what does it mean to invite my unpromising son?"

"Sir, what do you mean just now?" the old housekeeper was stunned, he clearly heard his master complaining that his son was not promising.

"Forget it, I told you you you don't understand. Hua Baishi waved his hand and slowly stepped into the carriage.

Then, with just a "drive", the wheels began to roll. Destination, the Royal Palace.