"You southerners can't hear it, and for us northeasterners ourselves, there is a big difference between the two dialects. In fact, what you southerners usually think of as Northeast dialect is strictly Liaoning dialect. This is like the Cantonese spoken by our Northeast people, in fact, strictly speaking, Cantonese dialect......" After a pause, Si Hongchu continued: "Speaking of this person from his hometown, he said that even if he is the most professional actor, it is impossible to act so similarly, not to mention that he is just an ordinary farmer, so this farmer may really be possessed by a fox fairy." ”

"Is there such a thing......

The man in his hometown said that a few years ago, his crew encountered an incident, a drama embezzled about 3 million public funds, and then the person disappeared, and it was useless to call the police. Everyone had no choice, so they found the farmer fox fairy, and the farmer didn't say much, and directly asked the fox fairy to come up. I saw that he had words in his mouth, and in less than five minutes, he closed his eyes, kept yawning, and when he opened his eyes, he turned into an old lady, and reached out to smoke. The man from the hometown hurriedly handed over the cigarette, and the fox fairy took a few puffs and told him: On a certain day and a certain day in a certain year, this drama will wear a black dress and appear downstairs in a certain community in the capital. The man in his hometown hurriedly wrote it down, but at that time, he really blocked the drama and successfully got the money back. ”

Zhan Yueran was already completely attracted by this story: "So spiritual?"

"After this incident, the person in my hometown believed in the peasant fox fairy, about last autumn, the peasant fox fairy also came to our village, I wanted to go with it to see, but the old man said that it was not very convenient, because the fox fairy generally does not see outsiders, and I did not force others. However, the man in his hometown also said another thing, the winter before last, they were filming in Tieling, and they found this farmer fox fairy again, and asked him to calculate whether the crew was going well this time, but the farmer fox fairy said that he would die. Everyone didn't believe it at first, because there was no dangerous scene, but on the fifth day after filming started, an actor accidentally hit a gaffer while driving, and the thigh artery broke on the spot. Speaking of which, the gaffer's wife is pregnant and about to give birth, and I didn't expect this to happen......" swallowing his saliva, Si Hongchu continued: "This farmer fox fairy is good enough, but he suddenly disappeared some time ago, and it is said that all the people who asked him to calculate had a nightmare that night, dreaming that his dead relatives were collecting debts from him......"

Zhan Yueran forced a laugh twice: "I don't believe these gods and monsters at all. ”

She said this, but she didn't dare to look at the gloomy night outside the car window, as if a fox fairy would knock on the car window if she was not careful.

"What I'm saying is true, and if you don't believe it, I can't help it. ”

"Is it ......" Zhan Yueran immediately shuddered when she heard this. But soon, she suddenly realized something, and smiled coldly: "Anyway, you can make up stories, if you go to write an online novel, you will definitely be better than that 'Qingguang Chuci'." ”

"Alas, it's all said, it's not a story. ”

"You only came to Jinghua to report in September last year, what happened in Tuozi Town before, how do you know? In the same way, you came to Guangsha last autumn, and the peasant fox fairy went to your hometown, how did you know?"

All these stories were made up by Si Hongchu, but because they were made up too hastily, the results were inconsistent. Glancing at Zhan Yueran, Si Hongchu smiled embarrassedly: "I didn't expect you to be really careful!"

Knowing that these stories were fake, Zhan Yueran was relieved. But listening to these strange conversations in the middle of the night made her not tired at all, and she was very energetic.

Originally, she wanted to find some other topics to divert her fear of the darkness outside the car window, but found that Si Hongchu was already dozing off with his head tilted.

Slowly, she had the urge to urinate and wanted to get out of the car to relieve herself, but after looking around, she didn't even dare to open the car window, let alone open the car door.

The is bearable, the urine is unbearable, Zhan Yueran persisted for more than half an hour, and Si Hongchu was already snoring slightly. As a result, Zhan Yueran's urge to urinate became stronger and stronger, and the bladder area became more and more distended, so that the whole body was sore.

Zhan Yueran gritted her teeth, her legs trembled slightly, and she felt that it would be better if Si Hongchu was not in the car. But looking at the dark woods outside, thinking of the two clumsy horror stories just now, Zhan Yueran felt that if Si Hongchu was not there, he would probably be even more afraid.

Zhan Yueran was nervous and helpless, and finally cheered up, found a small flashlight, and gently pushed the car door.

The night wind swept by, and Zhan Yueran's skin exposed outside raised goosebumps. She had just taken two steps when she couldn't help but take two steps back, her back touching the car.

In this way, it provokes a chain reaction in the body, and the bladder is almost ruptured. Under this kind of torture, Zhan Yueran finally put aside his fear and shyness, and walked into the bushes on the side of the road step by step.

At this moment, Zhan Yueran just wanted to end this embarrassing and uncomfortable situation as soon as possible, seeing that there was no one left and right, he found a place to feel a little relieved by the light of the flashlight, unbuckled his belt in pain, took off his pants, and squatted down.

At this moment, there was a "bang" in the bushes, which was piercing in this silent night.

Zhan Yueran's nerves were originally stretched into a string, so tight that they were about to break. Hearing this, she felt a chill down her spine, and immediately let out a terrible scream.

This shout is beyond the level of the dolphin sound, it is simply a wild wolf sound, but the culprit is just a fat vole.

Zhan Yueran's shout frightened the vole, and he ran away with a "sting".

Zhan Yueran let out a long breath, and was so frightened that the urine finally sprayed out happily.

Besides, Si Hongchu, who was already asleep, woke up suddenly when he heard the scream, turned his head and found that the driver's seat was empty, and then looked outside, there was a faint light in the bushes on the side of the road.

Si Hongchu knew what Zhan Yueran might go out for, like this kind of wilderness, there are usually snakes. Although it is winter at the moment, the climate in the Canton area is not very cold, and reptiles also hibernate, but the hibernation period is relatively short, and they are also very active.

Si Hongchu was worried that Zhang Yunru would encounter a snake, so he didn't think much about it, pushed the car door and ran towards the light, shouting along the way: "You're okay, right?"

Zhan Yueran shouted in panic: "Don't ...... Don't come here!"

It's a pity that it was too late, Si Hongchu was too fast, and he had already pushed through the bushes and rushed in.

In the light of the flashlight, I saw Zhan Yueran squatting pitifully on the ground, her eyes mixed with horror, fear and shame.

Although he touched Zhan Yueran's thighs too much, Zhan Yueran's fart

It's the first time I've seen a fart, Si Hongchu took a deep breath, and he couldn't help but feel a little excited.

I saw Zhan Yueran's fat buttocks

White beauty

Tender, round and full, and more white and snowy. Even if you squat down, you can see the fat on it trembling, and the elasticity is quite good.

If you go up and kiss it, it should feel pretty good.

Si Hongchu turned around slowly, coughed and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you had met the fox fairy." ”

Zhan Yueran was full of excitement, and then boundless anger surged in his heart, feeling that every word of Si Hongchu was ill-intentioned.

She hurriedly stood up, her hips pouting back, her hands hurriedly pulled up her pants, and then stood up straight: "You bastard, don't go quickly! I know that the two stories you just told are not easy and kind at all!"

Then, she quickly ran back into the car and jumped into the driver's seat: "I don't want to see you again!

As soon as the words fell, she locked the car door and locked Si Hongchu outside.

Si Hongchu was really aggrieved: "Hey, if you just throw me out like this, you will die!"

"Stay away from me!" Zhan Yueran pressed his head on the steering wheel, not looking at Si Hongchu at all, not knowing how aggrieved he felt in his heart.

"I thought you were in danger just now...... "With a long sigh, Si Hongchu explained helplessly: "You think I deliberately went to see you pee, you think your ass is good-looking?!"

It's okay that Si Hongchu didn't explain, but as soon as he said this, Zhan Yueran was even more furious, and pressed the horn hard: "I warn you, if you get close to my car again, I'll call the police~!"

"You report!" Si Hongchu snorted heavily: "The navigation is not easy to use, and the phone has no signal, I see how you call the police!"

Si Hongchu really got to the point, but Zhan Yueran just refused to open the door, and Si Hongchu couldn't help it.

Si Hongchu squatted down, lit a cigarette, and smoked sullenly.

Suddenly, a bright light appeared in the distance, and Si Hongchu exclaimed, "The fox fairy is here!"

Of course, it was not a fox fairy who came, but a pickup truck, and Si Hongchu hurriedly waved to stop.

It is said that at this time, on this section of the road, a person suddenly jumped out to stop the car, and ordinary people did not dare to stop.

However, the occupants of the car saw a Ferrari parked next to it and guessed what was going on.

Most people think that the one who can drive a Ferrari will definitely not be a robber. In fact, Ferraris are usually robbers, but relatively high-level robbers.

The driver stuck his head out and asked, "Did your car break down?"

Si Hongchu nodded helplessly: "Yes." ”

"I knew that this kind of car looked good, but it didn't work. The driver felt very proud, and the Ferrari worth millions was not as cheap as his own cheap pickup: "We are going to Tuozi Town to fish, do you need help?"

True fishing enthusiasts often set out in the middle of the night to feed their nests with bait when they are wild fishing.

Si Hongchu nodded, then returned to the Ferrari side and knocked on the window: "Why are you still stunned, come out quickly." ”

Zhan Yueran was angry, and he ignored it, and said angrily: "Don't make noise with me, you can go wherever you want, it has nothing to do with me." ”

The driver smiled: "What's the matter, there is a conflict between the little two?"

"Alas!" Si Hongchu sighed heavily, pointed at Ferrari and said: "This mother-in-law is usually spoiled by me, and she loses her temper when she encounters something." ”

"She should be content, too. The driver glanced at the Ferrari and said with great emotion: "How many women want to take a Ferrari, you have bought her such a good car, and she is not considerate!"

Although it was through the glass, the sound still came in, which made Zhan Yueran angry. After a few words from Si Hongchu, she not only became Si Hongchu's wife, but even this car was given by Si Hongchu, which made her feel how she looked so much like the legendary sugar daddy second NAI.