"Master, I won't take a child!" Cheng You roared into his phone.

"Apprentice, do me a favor to the teacher, and I won't either. This is your sister-in-law's little nephew, your sister-in-law is sick, and I am taking care of him, so you can help me watch for two days, and the child's mother will come back two days later. You can't let me take care of a sick guy with a drag bottle. ”

Cheng You collapsed: "What? I still have to take him for the night?! Why don't you ask him for a caretaker?"

"Caretaker, but where can I find you such a good caretaker temporarily? Okay, don't shirk it, it's settled. Yubilush hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Shi smiled at the person next to him and held up the mobile phone very: "Finally sent this bear child away!

Anyway, this child is indeed Ning Hua's little nephew, and the little nephew's mother threw him here to Ning Hua, watching him go on his honeymoon with her husband, completely ignoring Ning Hua's life and death. Ning Hua and Liu Shi had a complete collapse after a week, so they hit Cheng You's idea. So there was such a show.

Poor Cheng You sat in the living room with Jiang Yixiu staring at this little kid with wide eyes.

"Do you drink water or tea?" Cheng You asked with a smile.

"Children don't drink tea. Jiang Yixiu poured a glass of milk for the little boy.

The little kid closed his eyes, and threw something over in a milky voice: "I hate you!"

Cheng You grinded his teeth angrily: "I don't like you much, okay?!"

A child is a child, and emotions are always inexplicable, and when you open your mouth, you cry: "You hate, you hate!"

Cheng You pointed at his anger: "Why did I offend you." ”

The little kid doesn't care about anything, he just cries, and the more he cries, the louder he gets, and his voice can go around the roof three times.

Jiang Yixiu stood in place, looking at this little kid with his mouth open and could stuff an egg with an unbelievable face. The child cried so badly, Cheng You took a deep breath and squatted in front of him: "Don't cry, I was wrong." I hate it, okay?"

The child suddenly retracted his voice, "Yes, you hate it." ”

…… Cheng You's heart: 10,000 sentences of grass and mud horses.

"This thing is very arrogant!" Jiang Yixiu picked him up, sat on the ground by himself, and stared into the child's eyes: "I warn you, don't bully my daughter-in-law." This is my house, whether you can eat or not depends on her, you actually say that she hates it?"

The little kid didn't care, he stretched out his hand to grab Jiang Yixiu. How old is Jiang Yixiu, how old is he, Jiang Yixiu can poke this little kid on the ground with one finger.

The little fart saw that it didn't work, and sat on the ground crying.

"Leave him alone, get used to it. Jiang Yixiu took Cheng You to the kitchen, but he didn't let Cheng You coax him.

"Look at him when he is hungry and arrogant. ”

Jiang Yixiu dug out a pile of fruit and milk from the refrigerator, put it on the table, and ate it in front of the little kid, the two ate with relish, and the crying hungry kid gradually stopped his voice and pulled Jiang Yixiu's trouser leg and said that he wanted to eat.

"Say I'm sorry. Jiang Yixiu pointed at Cheng You.

The little kid was aggrieved again, his mouth was curled and he wanted to cry again, Jiang Yixiu immediately said: "Don't cry." ”

"Right...... I'm sorry. ”

Hearing this, Jiang Yixiu picked up the child and sat on a chair for him to eat.

Cheng You looked at the little kid and couldn't help laughing, "Are we child abuse?"

Jiang Yixiu said disapprerovingly: "I still think he abused me?"

"Well, I think so too. ”

In terms of naivety, these two people are not as naïve as a three-year-old child. Suddenly, they felt that their children would have a miserable life in the future.

Having a child means that your life is torn apart, Cheng You originally wanted to stay in the room and paint, but this child didn't want to pull her here and there, compared to Jiang Yixiu, now this little kid suddenly feels how reliable Cheng You is. So all the combat power fell on Cheng You.

"What are you doing!" Cheng You's clothes were about to be ripped off by him.

"This. The little kid pointed to the picture in the picture book he had brought.

Cheng You glanced at it and his heart was cold.

Why does this damn coloring book have clip dolls!

"Are you going to play?" Cheng You thought silently in her heart, don't don't, she doesn't want to go out, she just wants to stay at home!

"Go. The little kid nodded earnestly.

"Auntie, phew, my sister told you, this clip doll is not fun at all, it is really not fun at all. ”

"Liar! I'm going!" the little kid opened his mouth to cry, Cheng You quickly covered his mouth, and this thing actually took the opportunity to bite her.

"Ahh

Hearing Cheng You's scream, Jiang Yixiu ran over, and when he saw this scene, he quickly broke them away. The shameless wicked man of the little fart child complained first and cried, Cheng You covered his hand and looked at the tooth prints, and the tears wanted to fall.

Children are not scary, bear children are scary.

"Are you alright? I'll take a look. Jiang Yixiu looked at the teeth in Cheng You's hands and felt distressed all over his face. Glaring at the kid in a blink of an eye, he rolled up his sleeves and just wanted to teach him a lesson, when the little kid screamed and shouted, "Mom, Mom!" The little kid said that his mother was crying breathlessly, making it the same as Cheng Youjiang and Yixiu abusing him.

Cheng You silently recited three sentences in his heart This is Ning Hua's little nephew, this is Shi Niang's little nephew, and he silently recited three sentences in turn, changed his clothes and took the little kid out.

"It is said that children are all angels, heh, they are all deceiving ignorant parents, what angels, this is the devil. Cheng You remembered that Cheng Nan was so difficult when she was a child, so she always stayed at school, and even when she went home, she would avoid Cheng Nan.

Speaking of which, Cheng Nan, this kid poured hot water on her and stabbed her with a knife, and he really almost gave his life to him, although Cheng Nan has changed a lot since he grew up, but I don't know if he was scared stupid back then, Cheng You will still be a little panicked when he sees Cheng Nan now.

Just as all children are not angels, not all parents are good parents, and the quality of parents depends on the quality of their children, and no one is born to be a bad person.

This little kid, people are not bad, it may be that they will be very defensive when they first come here, and they will be eager to prove whether the person in front of them is a good person, whether they will leave themselves behind, and they will be annoying in this way. This is not what Cheng You said, it was Jiang Yixiu who consulted with Miss Lu Wan, a parenting expert, after he shouted countless words about his mother just now.

"Where's your mother?" asked Cheng You.

The little kid licked the lollipop and said, "Let's go outside." ”

"Oh. ”

Cheng You wanted to talk to him, but he didn't know where to start. Why is it so difficult to serve children?Cheng You thought about it and shook his head.

It's all the prince.

After getting out of the car, the little kid didn't cry as if he had arrived in heaven, laughing here and there, poor Cheng You and Jiang Yixiu looked at him like a sheep.

"This!" the little kid sat on the crane machine on the book.

"Okay, my sister asked my uncle to clip it for you. ”

Sister?Uncle?

"Why does he call you sister and me uncle?"

Cheng You said shamelessly: "Because I will always be eighteen years old." ”

The corners of Jiang Yixiu's mouth twitched and he didn't speak again, went to exchange a bunch of coins and began to clip the doll. The child was entangled to hug, and Cheng You held him to see Jiang Yixiu clipping the doll.

The little kid has been dancing with excitement, and he will have to play by himself after a while, he likes the sound of throwing coins very much, and keeps throwing coins into the crane machine, Jiang Yixiu didn't have time to throw him fast, a typical loser. Children always play inqualifiably for a while and start to play other things, and there are a lot of people in the casino on weekends. The little kid doesn't know how to play at this age, and he is basically an audience, but Jiang Yixiu is having fun.

Cheng You looked at him like this, and he didn't know whether he brought the child out to play or Jiang Yixiu to play, obviously he looked so mature and steady, why was he so naïve?

"How many points do you guess I can throw?" Jiang Yixiu said, standing in front of the game console where the basketball was thrown.

Cheng You said a score for face: "Eighty points." "In view of his past few rounds of play, Cheng You has a general understanding of his game level.

Jiang Yixiu thought for a moment, "...... Otherwise, I'll compare with you to see who has more scores, if I have more, when I get married, you say how you chased me, if you have more, I say how I licked my face and chased you. How?"

"How much hatred do brothers have?" Cruel enough...... "This is dignity! A once-in-a-lifetime wedding must be perfect!"

Jiang Yixiu raised his eyebrows: "Is it better than that?"

Cheng You gritted his teeth: "Okay." ”

The first time was Cheng You chased by Jiang Yixiu, and the second time was Jiang Yixiu chased by Cheng You, one person chased once, so when it comes out, it is very important who chases who chases before and after.

"Officially, there are three rounds, and the most points added up wins. ”

"Good. ”

Jiang Yixiu asked for a chair for the little boy, picked him up and talked to him with rare gentleness: "Watch how your uncle and aunt play, don't make trouble, I will buy you delicious food, okay?"

The little kid nodded honestly: "Okay." ”

Jiang Yixiu's appearance is the person of the year on campus, plus there are many people on weekends, Jiang Yixiu and Cheng You have attracted a lot of attention from the beginning, there are so many people, and if you lose face, you will lose face. The arrow had to be sent on the string, Cheng You officially tied his hair, and the loser did not lose the battle.

Jiang Yixiu glanced at her, and said with the victory in hand: "Don't regret losing." ”

Cheng You snorted: "Don't regret it if you lose." ”

It's game on!

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