Wu Chang hurriedly rolled the instant noodles stuck in the corner of his mouth with his tongue, swallowed it in his stomach, put on the star network terminal, entered the virtual space, and passed through the familiar light gate, and heard an angry roar: "Damn Adam, if you don't go online, our planet will be captured by the Witch Spirit Empire." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Come on, come on, I'm sorry, gentle to the bone, just now I went to the welfare home to get instant noodles. ”

Mucho apologized and put on his monk's robe.

In reality, Wu Chang is a good-for-nothing gangster.

He doesn't have the slightest strength.

Fatherless, motherless, no relatives, and no friends, he was raised thanks to the social benefits of the Empire.

When he was two years old, he began to instill basic knowledge, and he gave himself a well-known name, Tianichiro, but unfortunately his indicators were low, and he was extremely lazy, and did nothing but virtual games.

By the age of sixteen, even he himself had become discouraged, and after instilling standard knowledge, he gave himself this official name, Ya Wuchang.

Ya is not a surname, just a modal word, similar to a cat and a dog.

"Infinite Universe" is the most popular interstellar online game, Adam is the screen name of Wu Chang in the game, and Gentle to the Bone is the screen name of his partner, and the two have jointly established a planet base in the game, belonging to the Caesar Empire, against the hostile force of the Witch Empire.

"You still eat this junk food, why don't you buy a life-sustaining system?"

The life support system is an extracorporeal circulation system that can maintain the body's functions for a long time, and it is a must-have item for networms who soak in the game all year round.

"Can't afford it. ”

Pull up the zipper, tie the belt, and draw the sword.

Wearing a monk's uniform in the game, he is a monk who can go to heaven and earth.

"Can't even afford a life support system?" said a gesture of disdain to the gentle bones in the base's control room, "You should at least buy a simple food ordering machine." ”

The food ordering machine is a machine that can automatically produce nutritious meals, and the simple food ordering machine uses the most primitive electric energy, using atomic-level synthesis technology, as long as there is air and water, it can produce the kind of porridge meals that are not delicious but nutritionally balanced in unlimited quantities, and the electricity and water of various countries in the interstellar era are permanently supplied free of charge.

"As long as my monk's uniform is upgraded, I can sell it and buy a simple food ordering machine. ”

Wu Chang happily imagined the days when he had a food ordering machine, he wouldn't have to get instant noodles every day, and the damn smart man in the welfare home wouldn't let him get more at all, and it was useless to beg.

"Are you willing to sell monk's clothes?"

Gentle to the bone, his partner was as obsessed with monks as bees to flowers, flies to fresh dung, and he couldn't become a monk anymore if he sold his monk's clothes, and he didn't believe that Adam could give up.

"Hehe, I can choose to be a witch or a ghost, and it doesn't make a difference anyway, as long as I have fun. Wu Chang said nonchalantly.

"Then don't you want to be my enemy?" Gentle to the bone is a little reluctant, although his partner is stupid and stupid, he has been playing for a year as a trainee monk and has not been upgraded, but fortunately, at least he will not leave him to escape alone, he persuaded: "It's better to wait for you to upgrade to an intermediate monk, and sell a random piece of equipment to buy a life support system." ”

"I still want to eat instant noodles for another few decades? I can't wait!" Wu Chang shook his head like a rattle: "You're about to change jobs, you can also choose any race, and we can also be partners." ”

"I only choose the Terrans!" said softly and angrily, "It is my most wrong choice to partner with you, don't be wordy, my fleet is about to be crippled, you go and destroy those damned lichs and chop them to pieces!"

The Lich is a kind of interstellar monster driven by the witch spirit in the game, which is much smaller than the starship, but it is more flexible and has a strong regeneration ability.

Wu Chang pointed his long sword at the sky: "Fight for the honor of Caesar's Empire!"

He flew into the stars, like a warrior.

Their planet is located on the front line of Caesar's Empire in the game, in other words, cannon fodder, fighting against the forces of the Witch Empire.

"you!" "Gentle to the bone and want to vomit: "Even I am disgusted when I hear it!"

Starships are super giants compared to people, the size of a city, ten starships and thousands of carrier-based spaceships form a fleet in the outer space of the planet, and countless energy beams are intertwined into a network in the interstellar space, which seems to be intimidating, but at this time they are beaten by hundreds of lichs, looking for teeth all over the ground.

The shipship is like a small toy to the Lich, only for them to tickle, the smooth scales have a strong cutting effect on the energy beam, the Lich's head is not big, but the sharp horns can pick up the starship's thick composite deck, once the Lich gets into the starship, the starship will soon become a pile of interstellar garbage.

Suddenly, a sword flew and gently slashed the head of one of the lichs off its massive body, causing the lich to lose its life, and the sword turned into a streamer of light that exceeded the speed of light and killed the other lich.

Wu Chang commanded the flying sword arbitrarily, and now was the coolest time for him, fluttering, drunk, more refreshing than taking electronic psychedelics.

The lichs had already abandoned the starship and surrounded him, but he was not afraid, the monk's flying sword was unstoppable, both sharp and fast, and these lichs were all small dishes for him to sacrifice his sword.

As the last lich was slain by the flying sword, his monk's suit shone brightly and was upgraded!

The long-awaited escalation has finally come to an end in this campaign.

"Haha, we can also use the ordering machine and never eat instant noodles again!"

Happiness ripples in the heart of the elder.

Suddenly, a black shadow suddenly appeared in front of him, with a pointed head, small in size, but in the form of a human, and a short dagger in his palm shone with a lilac light.

"Witch King!"

The equipment that is not big and horrible, glowing with purple brilliance, is an artifact, an artifact!

His flying sword was just a small piece of paper in front of the artifact.

The humanoid Lich is a Wicromancer, another player.

A witch with an artifact can only be a witch king.

There is no way to do it, and there is nothing to think about.

Without thinking about it, his head had already flown up, and the world was flipped before his eyes, rapidly darkening.

"This garbage is also here to play games!"

The icy voice rang in his head and disappeared along with the game world.

Wu Chang violently ripped open the network terminal and covered his neck, the pain seemed to be continuing, and the feeling of being cut off by someone was terrible!

He gasped sharply, as if he was lucky to still be able to breathe.

After a while, his chaotic mind cleared up a little, and he couldn't help but clench his fists and roar to the sky: "Why is it the Lich King, not the Lich!

Wuchang has been killed by the Lich more than once, and that's nothing, victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers.

But being killed by an artifact is going to be downgraded!

Drop two levels in a row!

Not only is he no longer a junior monk who has just been promoted, he is not even a trainee monk, he is just a civilian who has just come out of the rivers and lakes, and he has not even reached the stage of choosing a race, in order to achieve the opportunity to choose a race, he must start as a beginner samurai, reach a high-level samurai, and successfully kill the armored beast of the defending rank, he has worked hard for this for a whole fourteen years, fourteen years!

Or he could choose the profession of a pilot as gentle as he did, but that would require an intelligence of nine or more, and his intelligence test was only a pitiful six to three.

"I'm such a small character, and it's worth killing with an artifact?" Wu Chang only felt that his chest was stuffy, his throat and eyes were sweet, and a mouthful of blood was about to spurt out.

He covered his mouth with his left hand, still uneasy, and pressed his right hand as well.

After a while, the feeling of swelling in his chest finally dissipated, and he let out a long sigh.

Life goes on, and the game goes on.

Not only can he not be resentful, but he must also be grateful to the empire for giving him a worry-free life, and to the virtual game world in this era to entertain life.

Put on the network terminal again and enter the virtual space, but the light gate of the quick entrance to the game "Infinite Universe" is gray, Wuchang tried to walk towards the light gate, but he was bounced back, and a flat voice said: "Black Eagle Empire citizen Ya Wuchang was seriously injured in the infinite universe game and has been banned from entering the virtual game, if you want to continue to enter, you need to get the approval of the Ministry of Civil Affairs of the Black Eagle Empire." ”

The chest without a long time was stuffy again.

How could the Ministry of Civil Affairs of the Imperial care about such a for a little person like him!

The virtual space began to spin, and the gray door of light seemed to turn into a large mouth that mocked him.

The world is darkening again.

Wuchang fainted.

Endless darkness, no stars and no moons, not a trace of light.

No dreams and no thoughts, as if the end of the world.

Long.

In the dark, there seemed to be a voice that sounded softly in his ears, lighter than a dream: "I want to hide myself, I can't let Xiru find out, I can't show any flaws, I can't show the slightest ability, the only thing I can give you is what even Xiru can't find - luck." ”

Who is Xiru?

Is it a woman?

Is she a who manages her husband like a wreck?

"Who's talking, why are you saying this to me?"

As soon as he moved, he woke up, slowly opened his eyes, patted his head, and sat up.

It seems that I had a strange dream just now, it seems that someone wants to avoid someone, it seems to be a woman's name, but I can't remember what it is, and the situation in the dream has become very light, very light.

"Why do I have such strange dreams?" Wu Chang scratched his head, "Someone wants to hide, what does it have to do with me! Give me luck? Just kidding, I will be lucky? I am a little person at the bottom of society, can there be a woman who likes me?"

In the Silver Eagle Empire, citizens can freely marry at the age of sixteen, male or female, without marriage, and if they have offspring, the empire can raise them on their behalf.

Children raised by the empire did not need to learn, were instilled with basic knowledge at the age of two, standard knowledge at the age of sixteen, and then became free citizens.

Wuchang is such an orphan abandoned by his parents.

He was seventeen years old.

But no girl like him, who is still living on social welfare, will be married to him.

It's impossible to even find a male partner!

"When did I start thinking about women?"

The empire will secretly take some measures against those who have grown up on social welfare and have low ability, such as adding something to instant noodles to suppress their ****, so as to avoid the inheritance of lower genes.

"I had a strange dream, which actually aroused my spring heart, and I went to the street to relax, maybe I could feast my eyes. Wu Chang rolled down the air bed and muttered, "Just get another day of instant noodles." ”

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