"That's right. Zhang Haoyuan nodded: "Four years of college, if there is no one to accompany you, how can you survive?!"

"You just came here and don't understand the situation, let me introduce you to ........" Lin Hongyang put his arm around Si Hongchu's shoulders and said mysteriously: "There is a poem that specifically describes the various faculties of our school - the beautiful women of art, the economic Han, the sports riffraff all over the streets, the flowers of gardening, the grass of agriculture, forestry, the mechanical monks running all over the streets, the handsome guys in Chinese, the wolf of chemical industry, the whole department of medicine is hooligans, the meals of foreign languages, the beds of international students, and the girls of the mathematics department are scared to death wolves. ”

Zhang Haoyuan echoed: "This poem is suitable for every university. ”

This poem shows that boys who study economics are very rich, and boys who study Chinese are very handsome. Lin Hongyang gushed endlessly: "The boys in these two departments are usually the first choice of the girls, and we have a lot of opportunities." ”

When boys get together, the most talked about topic is girls, especially these freshmen.

When they were in high school, they longed for college, because college life was more relaxed, especially they could fall in love openly, and they didn't need to carry teachers and parents behind their backs like in middle and high school.

However, not long after reporting to the school, most of the freshmen have not yet had the opportunity to fall in love. Some freshmen have boyfriends and girlfriends, most of whom are inherited from high school.

These boys are actually encouraging themselves to find a girlfriend as soon as possible.

Chatting about the day, the time flies quickly, and it is ten o'clock in the evening, which is also the best time for the bar business.

Many single girls frequented it, including beautiful women.

A group of boys stared at each other, almost putting their eyes on people's breasts and buttocks.

A boy named Chen Shenghua swallowed his saliva and said stupidly: "The opportunity is here, brothers, do you have the courage to go up and talk?"

"Touch the silver in your pocket before you pick up a conversation!" Zhang Yilei said while shaking his head: "This kind of thing is the patent of Gao Shuai and Fu, let's be honest with these dicks!"

Lin Hongyang couldn't stand it anymore: "You have used yourself as a dick all your life?"

"The credo of my life is to live like a grandson for decades, and then die as a grandfather. Pouting, Zhang Yilei said again: "At least now, I can't do anything else except masturbation!"

Lin Hongyang snorted lightly: "It's not promising!"

"It's not that I'm unproductive, it's that my father is unproductive, and I have to fight for everything these years. With a long sigh, Zhang Yilei said melancholy: "If you have a son, you should be like Sun Zhongmou, and if you look for your father, you will look for gold all day long." We didn't have such a father, so we had to be reincarnated in the next life........."

"Reincarnation is a technical job. Si Hongchu smiled and patted Zhang Yilei on the shoulder: "You might as well live an optimistic life in this life." ”

"What optimist?"

"You're like a kettle, the chrysanthemums are burning red, and you're in the mood to whistle!" Si Hongchu's words won the approval of a group of boys, and everyone nodded yes.

However, Zhang Yilei was still right, those beauties who came to the bar alone soon had a boy standing next to them.

These boys have something in common, most of them wear brand-name clothes, although they are not necessarily handsome, but their aura is very strong.

"What do I say........" Zhang Yilei is a pessimist, and shook his head again: "No, I'm stimulated, I can only cure my ........ by going back to watch "News Network"

Si Hongchu shook his head: "Children who live in fairy tales will definitely die in fairy tales." ”

"So what should I do?"

"Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed, accept what can't be changed. With that, Si Hongchu stood up and tidied up his clothes: "Who said that Dick Si can't pick up girls, look at me!"

As soon as the boy did it, his eyes widened: "Okay!"

In everyone's eyes, Si Hongchu is still a sharp brother on campus, but please rely on his performance at the art festival, Si Hongchu has won the title of "Prince of Music" again.

Since high school, the boys have been going to various entertainment venues, including bars.

It is said that the bar is a place full of sexual encounters, but you have never experienced it yourself, and the ambiguity about this kind of place is more like an urban legend.

Now watching how the prince picks up girls, maybe he can really learn something.

Maybe Si Hongchu will be recognized, and take the initiative to have a girl throw himself into his arms.

But everyone forgot that it was not only Jinghua University that entered and exited this bar, but also teachers and students from several nearby universities and high schools.

Si Hongchu brushed his hair and looked at the mirror behind the bar, feeling that he was not bad, with a gentle and elegant temperament.

Although the jeans are a little torn and the shoes are too old, but there is poetry and books in his belly, Si Hongchu feels that with his stomach of poetry and books, he can be a little arrogant.

Si Hongchu soon began to look for a target, and from time to time a few girls with slightly powdered faces walked by, wearing short black skirts and white sailor suits.

They either wore long shawl hair or pigtails, and carried cartoon-emblazoned bags.

This kind of girl has one thing in common, her skin is white and red, she wears sneakers and white cotton socks on her feet, and she is indescribably youthful.

However, Si Hongchu is not interested, because they are both high school students, and since they have already gone to college, they give preference to the royal sister or a mature woman.

"Beauty ......." Si Hongchu finally chose his goal, came to a girl, and asked very seriously: "You are from Jinghua University, right?"

The girl glanced at Si Hongchu coldly: "Yes." ”

"It's really fateful, I'm also elite. Si Hongchu hurriedly asked, "How old are you?"

"Dude, don't you think this way of accosting you is very outdated?" The girl glanced at Si Hongchu, ignored it, turned her head and walked away.

Si Hongchu originally wanted to tell the other party that he was the prince of music who was in the limelight at today's art festival, but before he could say anything, he was already hanging there.

"I don't know what to talk to, this is still from the online novel......." Si Hongchu felt sorry for himself for a while, and stared at the girl's writhing ass for a while, before returning to the other boys.

The other boys were already laughing, and they often applauded a few times, looking at Si Hongchu like a Martian.

Originally, they were full of confidence in Si Hongchu, and felt that as long as any girl recognized Si Hongchu, she would definitely be shocked by her delicate body and tightened with chrysanthemums.

After all, Si Hongchu accepted the admiration of more than 10,000 teachers and students on the stage today, what a scenery this is.

Unexpectedly, the girl's delicate body didn't react, but Si Hongchu's own tiger body was shocked, and he was kicked thousands of miles away by someone with a word.

"I said ........" Lin Hongyang handed over a bottle of Corona and said with a smile: "Your way of picking up girls is too old-fashioned, I thought you could have some new tricks!"

"The coming day is long, and there is no hurry. Si Hongchu said with a disgraced face: "You see how hard I work in the future." ”

"Well said!" Lin Hongyang raised the cup in his hand and roared: "In the next four years, let us work together to love the country, love the family, and love the junior sister!"

As soon as the words fell, the girls over there shouted in unison: "Senior brother of fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-theft!"

I had a good time tonight, which made Si Hongchu understand some college life somewhat.

Speaking of which, college and prison have one thing in common: they stole a wallet and learned everything when they got out, and none of them came from textbooks.

After drinking for a night, the white and beer could not be drunk, so everyone changed to red wine.

Zhang Yilei drank the most, holding the cup in one hand, and was about to say something to Si Hongchu, when he suddenly opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of "wow".

was stunned for a second, Zhang Yilei hugged his head and cried, it was a tragic heartbreak.

Si Hongchu was helpless: "What's wrong with you?"

Zhang Yilei raised his head and looked at Si Hongchu, crying: "Damn, I vomited blood, I must have a terminal illness........

"You've really drunk too much. Lin Hongyang wiped his mouth and helped Zhang Yilei up: "Forget it, let's stop here today, let's go back to bed......."

It is said to be "going back to bed", the dormitory has closed early, and everyone can only find a place to sleep.

As soon as Si Hongchu walked out of the bar, he found a few girls gathered on the side of the street, studying something mysteriously.

Boys study girls together, and girls study boys together.

The girls around Lan Xuan are very simple, and they talked about some taboo topics with the strength of wine tonight, and finally talked about condoms.

No one had ever seen what this thing looked like, and there was no computer around to Baidu it, so they decided to go to the roadside vending machine to buy one.

Man is such an animal, and you must not pay attention to the things that you usually have a lot of opportunities to figure out. But when I didn't have the opportunity and didn't need to figure it out, I scratched my heart and lungs to study it.

I found a few in a row, but all of them were rusty, and I didn't know if it was easy to use.

A girl named Cai Xinyue couldn't stop chattering: "Forget it, let's go back, I don't know if there's anything in it, it's not worth wasting a dollar........"

"Now that you're out, let's give it a try. Another girl named Duan Yanglan was more bold, threw a coin into it, and the machine made a chaotic noise, and finally spit out a small plastic bag.

Lan Xuan had been blushing, embarrassed to participate positively.

Originally, she wanted to turn away, but she was a little curious and wanted to see it.

Duan Yanglan tore open the plastic bag, took the sleeve out of it, stretched it and studied it carefully: "It turned out to be like this.......

"This ........" Lan Xuanning was stunned for a moment: "Why is it so small!"

Duan Yanglan was puzzled: "Then how old do you say it should be?"

Lan Xuan said stupidly: "Shouldn't you cover the whole person?"

All the girls were overturned, it turned out that Lan Xuan thought that condoms were used like this, Tian Yun said cautiously: "The ........ you said is a disposable raincoat." ”

It just so happened that Si Hongchu came over at this time and looked at a group of girls with condoms in their hands, and was stunned on the spot.

Duan Yanglan is a physical student, and she speaks more fiercely, and when she saw Si Hongchu, she asked directly: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen this thing?"