Knock knock!

Ye Zheng was woken up by a quick knock on the door.

Sizzle~~~

The body seems to be a little cold.

I fuzzily took out my phone from the pillow and glanced at the time.

Saturday, November 4, 8:03 AM.

He suddenly became agitated, and his drowsiness went seven or eight minutes.

Teacher Liu is here!

Yesterday, I made an appointment with Mr. Liu to come to the house at 8 o'clock, and this wave of pits actually forgot to adjust the alarm clock!

He hurriedly lifted the quilt.

Ye Zheng: "......"

Lift the quilt ...... Fart, where's my quilt?

Wait, who are you the girl who rolled the quilt into a caterpillar on the side!

His brain short-circuited for half a second, and he finally remembered looking at a cute sleeping face that was different from the one he had when he was awake.

The disciple of the Sanqi Fairy of the Little White Sword Gate, the boring inventor who occupies half of the "Special Magic Weapon Record of the Huaxia Xiuzhen Realm", the new head teacher of the third (2) class of the high school of the Tiandao Academy in Suzhou City, and the three-free girl - Yun Xiaolu!

"Why is it in my bed again? I might have to recall what happened in the middle of the night......"

He rubbed his head that had become a chicken nest and thought, "After hearing the word "laboratory" last night, I happened to get close to the spell shield and touched it...... That's it! I remember that very pleasant flu point, and then I passed out?"

If you pass out, you will faint, but before you pass out, you are obviously dressed completely, why is there only a stuffy oil bottle with the same chick pants left now?

That's right, it's still the same chick pants as the stuffy oil bottle, and he has seven of these Internet celebrity pants, and he wears the same one every day.

"I'm going to die, it won't be you who took off my clothes......" He glared at Yun Xiaolu, who was sleeping with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand as a thief, and gently pinched the cheek of the Sanwu girl.

The three-free girl tugged at the corners of her mouth, and she didn't wake up like she did yesterday.

It's exciting......

He pressed his other hand hard against his little heart beating wildly.

It's still the same soft, and it feels as tender as a baby.

Perfect~

Don't blame me, girl, this is the natural law of the cultivation realm.

Just like seeing Mr. Liu's first glance, he will definitely stare at the face G, when he sees the cute sleeping face of the three-free girl, his hand will automatically stick to his face and pinch his face, which is a natural law that cannot be violated!

At this moment, the knock on the door sounded again.

Ye Zheng, who was obsessed with using the theory of natural laws to hypnotize himself, suddenly froze.

How do I explain this to Mr. Liu?

After being electrocuted, he stripped off his clothes and threw them on the bed, and when he woke up, he didn't know why he slept with the three-free girl again?

It doesn't matter if Mr. Liu believes it or not, I don't believe it myself anyway.

His mind was in a hurry, and he thought of the best plan in an instant-

First pretended not to hear the knock on the door, moved Yun Xiaolu and the others into the desert with the bed, and then went out to receive Teacher Liu!

Just as he was about to get up, there was a brisk sound of footsteps in the stairwell outside the door.

"Teacher Liu, you are so punctual, I'll open the door~"

Ye Zheng: "......"

The sound was so familiar that it couldn't be more familiar, and his mind instantly froze, and his body turned into a statue that was still in a state of a statue than the statue of the six immortals.

Then, the sound of the collision of the key, the sound of the key inserted into the lock hole......

Bai Xiaozu, who didn't know why he came, pushed open the door, took two quick steps, and pushed open the bedroom door.

She looked at the three-nil girl who was curled into a caterpillar, looked up at the half-naked boy in the state of the statue, and finally fixed her eyes on the same chick pants of the stuffy oil bottle, with a playful expression that she knew it would be: "Heh~ You sleep in the desert?"

"Bad review from Bai Su, hehehe scumbag!"

"Bad review from Liu Yan, beast!"

"Praise from Song Shuhang, I found the second master!"

……

Living room.

Bai Su's long legs were folded, and he sat on the sofa with his hands on his chest: "Give up and explain?"

The bald Song Shuhang, who was standing straight beside him, did not squint, like a wooden stake that he didn't dare to think about.

Teacher Liu picked up the teacup and took a small sip, his meaningful gaze passed through the heat, and he carefully considered whether Ye Zheng's helpless expression was real or pretended.

Ye Zheng clasped his hands together and raised them above his head, this was his exclusive gesture of begging for mercy: "It's not that I give up explaining, but I don't want to explain anymore, wait until she wakes up after she sleeps enough, anyway, things are not as ...... as you think"

Song pretended to be a wooden stake and Shuhang looked surprised: "Ha, I thought that the master and the second master were so young and the relationship was very pure, wasn't it what I thought......

Ye Zheng: "......"

Fake apprentice, what is the second master and not the second master, is it really good for you to make up the knife like this?

Seeing Song Shuhang's dog-legged expression on his face that he was asking for credit from Bai Xiaozong, he immediately understood that Song Shuhang had been rebelled by Bai Su, and his teeth were sour.

"Tsk, second master......" Bai Su sneered, "When will she wake up?"

A drop of cold sweat slipped down his back by the way, cold and cold, Ye Zheng smiled bitterly: "I don't know either......"

Bai Su: "Oh?"

At this time, Mr. Liu's earlobes flushed inexplicably, and he asked in a low voice, "What time did you toss last night?"

Ye Zheng: "???"

Mr. Liu, is it really good that you are asking so dirty?!

"Yes, what time is it? Add eight hours of sleep, do the math yourself. Bai Su nodded, and then smiled at Teacher Liu, his eyes were a little bit of a hatred for each other.

"......" Ye Zheng spread his hands, "Is there a knife? Can I stab myself to prove my innocence?"

"Yes. Song Schadenfreude Shuhang silently handed over a fruit knife that he carried with him.

Ye Zheng: "......"

He took the fruit knife, gestured at his belly in the eyes of the three of them, and suddenly paused, and the tip of the knife pointed directly at Song Shuhang: "No, Bai Niangniang, what are you bringing him here today?"

"Learn Qigong!" Song Shuhang clenched his fists and excitedly put on a fist fight.

Sure enough, Master Bai was the most reliable backer, and she took the initiative to contact him yesterday afternoon, saying that she would let the master teach him to cultivate the truth in the name of teaching qigong, and happiness came too quickly.

The dream of Xiuzhen's chat group is about to come true, and he still feels a little dreamy.

[I, Song • Bai Shi Niang's dog leg • Shuhang, I will swear to defend the majesty of Bai Shi Niang's main palace, and go to the soup for Bai Shi Niang, and I will not give up!] Song Shuhang secretly sweared.

Hearing the words "learn qigong", Song Shuhang could see through Bai Su's routine of subduing Song Shuhang, but seeing through it was seeing through, with Bai Xiaozu's approval, he couldn't refuse Song Shuhang now.

Teacher Liu is teaching, and Song Shuhang is also teaching.

Then ...... Come out, "Burst Tooth Fang Qi Sutra"!

An illusory golden book appeared in front of the four of them.

Pu~

Smack!

"???" Ye Zheng, Bai Su, and Song Shuhang looked at the three of them at the same time, and suddenly made two voices in succession, and all six eyes instantly widened out.

Teacher Liu's sipping teacup fell, and two different sounds in a row divided the difference between her and the general airport, Pu~ is the sound of the teacup falling on the choppy face G, pop! is the sound of landing but not broken.

At this time, Mr. Liu's appearance G was soaked with tea, and the thin lace white shirt on his chest was almost transparent, lining out a clear touch of light purple and snow white inside......

Really wet temptation.

Puff puff puff~

Ye Zheng + Song Shuhang, the four lines of nosebleeds flew out desperately, but the two of them didn't care about wiping them at all, and they were stunned on the spot.

"Don't want your eyes anymore?" Bai Su instantly became murderous and sneered, "Turn around." ”

Song Shuhang: "Chirp!"

Ye Zheng: "Chirp!"

Thousands of tons of murderous aura came to him, in order to save his life, the two of them turned their backs at the same time, and shouted unwillingly in their hearts: [Bai Xiaozu (Bai Shiniang), let's turn around, why do you always lock on Teacher Liu's appearance and refuse to let go, and show an evil smile?!]

Behind him, Suo Suo's voice was obviously Mr. Liu wiping his spring chest with a tissue, which made the two normal chiwu men scratch their hearts like a hundred claws, and their heads were full of light purple and snow white, unable to function normally.

"I'm sorry, classmate Ye's hand scared me a little. I thought qigong was very mysterious, but I didn't expect it to be so mysterious......" Teacher Liu said apologetically.

[Xuanhu is good, Xuanhu can achieve the effect of this wet temptation. For the first time, Ye Zheng felt that his skills in embodying books were so useful, and at this moment, it was no different from the legendary divine skill of destroying the world with one sword.

"Why is the name of 'Bursting Tooth Fang's Qi Sutra' a bit strange?" asked Mr. Liu, wiping it.

Ye Zheng: "This ......"

"Don't turn back. Bai Su's voice was cold, and he directly killed his vain attempt to turn around with explanation.

"Bad reviews from Bai Su, looking back is equal to death. ”

"Okay...... he laughed dryly, stiffening and not daring to move, "The Burst Tooth Fang is a special weapon in ancient times, and this Qigong was compiled by a certain master who used this weapon, so it is called the Burst Tooth Fang Qi Sutra." ”

Ye Zheng praised his witty explanation, and said: "The name sounds very explosive, but it actually belongs to Xu Xu Tuzhi's qigong, you must know that cultivation is a boring thing, and it takes a long time to practice to achieve results." ”

"Master, I can persevere!" Song Shuhang hurriedly shouted.

"Huh. Ye Zheng's favorability towards this fake apprentice who stabbed himself has been cleared.

"I'll give it a serious try, too. Teacher Liu said softly.

When chatting with the man in white named Dongli before, the warm current in her body made her really feel that there was another magic in this world, and now with the particularly mysterious golden pages in front of her, it seemed to remind her all the time that the originally boring life was developing in an unpredictable and strange direction.

"Thank you. Teacher Liu added sincerely.

"Oh yes, thank you, Master!" Song Shuhang also added.

"It's okay, let's just do it. Ye Zheng, who was putting on a master's demeanor, suddenly had a little headache.

Teacher Liu Yan and Song Shuhang are both F-level qualifications, and after a year and a half of cultivation, I don't know if I can cultivate a sense of qi, and there is really a long way to go in teaching people to cultivate the truth......

There is no turning back when you open the bow, so let's take one step at a time.