Chapter 200: Mouth Escape!
"Are you sure you want to tell me these big things?"
The words fell, and before Sun Dasheng could speak, Yun Bufan said, "Pig, what's the matter?"
Yes, pigs are low-level creatures, with a low status among the beasts, and almost all of them are completely useless except for the pig demons who gave birth to spiritual intelligence. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but, remember, even if it is humble, it is also a very great contribution. ”
"Don't think I'm talking nonsense, I want to ask what you ate last night, how would you have been hungry if you didn't have a pig, how would you have tasted so much food without a pig?
Moreover, even if it's not an ordinary pig, it's one of those pig demons who are nascent with spiritual intelligence, haven't you eaten it too? If they don't have some spiritual power in their bodies, how can you cultivate and improve while eating?"
“・・・・・・”
After hearing this, he was stunned, Sun Dasheng's mouth was so big that he could stuff an adult's fist, and his two black eyes were just there, and his eyes didn't blink. There are even those who seem to be stupid.
At this moment, its heart is like thousands of invincible beasts, trampling on his weak heart, crit 100,000 damage!
It never thought that Yun Bufan was not only powerful at hand, but also had such a powerful mouth. Moreover, is this trick the legendary long-lost peerless magic skill, the oral escape technique?
You must know that this technique is the immortal knowledge of the Venerable Venerable Thousand Words Thousand Words thousands of years ago, and it is very human to learn. It should be said that there are no cheats for this technique, and it is completely self-comprehended. At that time, the Venerable Yan Dun relied on this trick to vomit blood from many people of his generation, and almost went mad and died.
Of course, there are also people who can't bear the fragility of their hearts, go to the underworld, and see the emperor of the underworld!
・・・
With this in mind, Yun Bufan said for a long time, and it was finally over:
"Therefore, everything in the world has spirituality. If those dead pigs knew that they had made such a contribution, not only did they not get praise, but they were also counted, disgusted and abused. If it were you, would you accept it?"
"I..."
"Okay, don't you, me, me, just pay attention next time. All things have spirits, and all spirits have strictness. This strictness is for dignity!"
"Hey, hey, understand?"
“・・・・・・”
"Understand?" Seeing that the other party still didn't react, Yun Bufan shouted helplessly. And this time, Sun Dasheng came back to his senses:
"Ah, I see, I see, I won't dare next time. The pig is also dignified, even if its identity is small. ”
"Hmm~"
Nodding with satisfaction, Yun Bufan said: "That's okay, that's it, I'm afraid that you think I'm talking too much nonsense, now clean up and get ready to go." ”
Rub, do you know you talk a lot of nonsense? Since there is so much nonsense, let's talk less.
Hearing the beginning, Sun Dasheng secretly complained in his heart. As for the other party's words later, Sun Dasheng didn't say anything more, and he didn't know when there was an extra hoof in his hand, this hoof was a pig's trotter, and it was boiled as a braised hoof. Immediately afterwards, he muttered: "Little Piggy, people have never thought you are so great. Rest assured, you will be of more use than that in the future. Three meals a day, there will be your share. ”
"In the future, I will definitely eat more and eat more of you, so that your usefulness can be carried forward greatly, and you will be worshiped and admired by the world in the future. All this you have paid silently will be rewarded in the future. ”
After the words fell, he raised the pig's trotter and bit it down, his mouth was greasy.
"Foodie~"
Helplessly, Yun Bufan turned around and left・・・・・・
・・・・・・
・・・・・・
Under the Demon Mountain of Life and Death, looking at the mountains and sects in front of him, Yun Bufan was also quite emotional in his heart!
He would never have imagined that so many things would happen when he came to the Life and Death Demon Sect. It made him feel like a dream, as if the experience of the past few months was like a dream, and it made him have a lot of thoughts!
"Boss, where are we going now? I just saw that you have taken on so many tasks, it can't be a lack of contribution points, right?"
It turned out that when he left before, Sun Dasheng saw Yun Bufan taking on many tasks casually, two-thirds of which were still impossible for many people to complete, and the tasks that had been placed for decades were basically the top.
"Perhaps, even if it's missing, is there something I need?"
Yun Bufan smiled faintly and said, "Seeing that they have such a headache, it is appropriate for me to share a little for the sect・・・・・・"
"It should be an indirect share for my sister-in-law!" Sun Dasheng directly interrupted Yun Bufan's words and said with a smile. As for the sister-in-law, it is naturally not Cai Ruhua, but Shui Hanyan.
"You talk a lot, you know a lot. ”
Glaring, Yun Bufan said: "Before leaving, I want to go to a place first and settle a little personal matter, a purely personal grudge." ”
"Boss, where?"
"Cloud・・・Arashi・・・・・"
・・・・・・・・・・