Chapter 94: The Self-cultivation of Actors
As a last resort, Ye Zheng didn't want to contact Demon Xing'er, so he didn't follow Chi Huan's advice to contact Demon Xing'er at first, but directly contacted the online editor of "Xiuzhen Today".
After calculating, the effect of his delusional mirror was exposed, and the righteous gourd was forced to suspend business, all of which belonged to the accidental injury of the demon star when he shot the fairy.
But......
The video sent to the network editor sank into the sea, and the other party replied with the word "good", and never paid attention to himself again.
In Chi Huan's words, he is not qualified enough, and he is just a small and budding cultivator, and he can't attract the attention of "Today's Xiuzhen".
Come up and say that you are the owner of the mirror of the gourd of justice, and the editors don't know you, so they may treat you as a liar.
Even if it turns out to be a real person, so what?
The popularity of the explosion of appearance has not subsided, and now the website traffic has reached its peak, even if there is any blockbuster news, there is not much room for interest in "Today's Xiuzhen", it is better to cover it, and after a while, the traffic will fall back and then release it to ensure that the benefits are maximized.
Therefore, in the end, I still have to go to Demon Xing'er, as the wife of the sect leader of the Ding Sword Sect, I will put a little pressure on "Today's Xiuzhen", and then stuff some money, and it is not a bargain to make a headline.
"Yes, Senior Demon Star, I'll leave it to you this time...... Okay, well, when I return to Sioux City, I must pay more attention to the frozen ribbon fish business of Gu Shoot Fairy...... What, it's a bit difficult to take pictures of your face damaged...... No, no, no, it's not difficult, I'll do my best......"
As soon as the phone called, Demon Xing'er decided to help herself.
Seize the opportunity to disintegrate the hot search tricks of the Gu Shooting Fairy, the demon star is terrifying with high efficiency, and after just twenty minutes, Ding Dong ~~~
"Today's Xiuzhen" APP push——
[Today, is your appearance explosive?]
Ye Zheng couldn't help but sigh.
Is this an editor with a different name?
It's no longer a cliché about the distortion of morality and human nature, but this title combined with the hot spots that dominated the list in the first half of the month is really eye-catching.
Click in, first of all, a clarification video taken by yourself.
"My name is Ye Zheng, I am the holder of the Righteous Gourd, and I solemnly declare now that the previous explosion of appearance was deliberately smeared by someone to hit my business......"
The wording of this clarification video is very official, and there is nothing brilliant about it, it just shows that there is something strange about the explosion of appearance, and there is another video below.
The popular female cultivator Demon Xing'er appeared to say, in the name of the Sect Master of the Ding Sword Sect, the wife of the Sect Master of the Ding Sword Sect guaranteed that the last video was true, and even pulled the Sect Master of the Ding Sword Sect to speak.
The Six-Eared Sword Monarch, the Sect Master of the Ding Sword Sect, was sitting in danger——
"I have personally photographed this young man, he is very reliable, his talent is also very high, and his character is very good, otherwise it is impossible to pass the entrance assessment of our Ding Sword Sect, but unfortunately he has not come to Ding Jian Sect to report so far, maybe there is no fate between us." ”
"My Xing'er has also received justice from heaven, and there are no sequelae at all, usually I take her to fly the sword more than the speed of sound, and I have never found any abnormalities, and the explosion or something is nonsense. ”
The Sect Master's Wife Demon Xing'er of the Ding Sword Sect——
"Husband, does Xing'er feel good now?"
The six-eared sword monarch was petrified, and his neck was red all the way to the root of his ears.
Demon Xing'er snorted: "Don't worry, I've turned off the video~"
Actually, it's not turned off, the progress bar hasn't died yet, and from here on, it's completely Demon Xing'er secretly recording......
The six-eared sword monarch's square face suddenly smiled, stretched out his hand obscenely, and made a posture of a dragon claw hand: "Hehe, I haven't touched it for a day, and I forgot a little." ”
After that, the six-eared sword monarch pounced on the whole person, only to hear the demon star's coquettish laughter, the picture came to an abrupt end, and the progress bar monarch was really killed.
A reverie-inducing follow-up ......
After Chi Huan finished watching this video, he called a dumb dog belt: "It's still our sect master's wife who can play, this time the sect master was pitted...... Brother Ye, you clarified the explosion of appearance before, and the sect master of the Ding Sword Sect was very angry, if this news is not popular, I will screw off my head and give it to you......"
The corners of Ye Zheng's mouth twitched: "I don't need to use my head, I think you should hurry up and take revenge and hack your Dingjian Sect Master to death, otherwise I will be hacked to death by him......"
The six-eared sword monarch had obviously seen the news, and he was very popular in public, and his reputation as a pretend to be ruined overnight, he didn't dare to blame the fierce wife in the family, so he could only sprinkle his anger on Ye Zheng's head, and the big wave of bad reviews came to Ye Zheng, the culprit who instigated the demon star.
What "Bad comment from the Six-Eared Sword King, I'll stab you to death with a sword!"
"Bad comment from the Six-Eared Sword King, I'll stab you to death with two swords!"
"Bad comment from the Six-Eared Sword Monarch, I'll stab you to death with three swords!"
“……”
In just a few minutes, it had already climbed to two hundred and seventy-two swords, still stacking upwards at an astonishing speed.
The six-eared sword monarch who is dedicated to cultivating swords lacks imagination, but the deterrent power explodes.
Who is he, he is the master of a sect!
One of the Seven Ancient Sects, the top four super factions in the cultivation world today, can cut themselves into hello kitty by sending a random sect person.
Ye Zheng's face was full of sadness, and his mobile phone kept ringing, needless to say, he must have seen the news.
Hurriedly glanced at the screen, the fairy sisters in the after-sales group who were finally at ease were crazy about themselves, and there were a lot of private chats alone, Dongfang Xianyun, fierce seniors, Gu shot fairy......
Ye Zheng, who had always respected his predecessors, was upset, and couldn't stop silently, and directly ignored the Gu Shooting Fairy, and the others didn't have any explanation, so they would just go home and discuss it again.
On the Internet, there is the Ding Jian Sect Sect Sect Sect and his wife as a guarantor, and the matter of the explosion of appearance can be regarded as a temporary revelation, and countless people are vying to discuss and initiate group activities to go to Sioux City together to accept justice from heaven, of course, the vast majority of the "countless people" are women.
A long-suppressed storm is slowly taking shape......
But the matter is not over yet, as soon as the hot spot is detonated, "Today's Xiuzhen" strikes while the iron is hot, and the second push follows-
[A distress letter from the holder of the gourd of justice, men will be silent when they read it, and women will cry when they read it. 】
Ye Zheng: "......"
Finally, the title was reliable once, and it returned to its original shape.
If the sentence dedicated to the dog in the title is changed to "A distress letter from the holder of the gourd of justice, is it a moral degradation, or a distortion of human nature?", or "Shocked! The holder of the gourd of justice actually wrote this kind of letter!], there is no sense of disobedience at all.
Click on, the previous news is a clarification video, and this one is a distress video I recorded.
A face that belongs to Ye Zheng -
"I think everyone already knows me, my name is Ye Zheng, and I'm panicking now......"
"For some reason, I was exiled to an organization called Inverse Entropy, and I can no longer help the fairy sisters of the Huaxia Cultivation Realm to deliver justice to the heavens, but I really want to go home......"
The video camera pans to the hot island outside -
"I'm on this island, all GPS is blocked, I don't know where I am, if anyone knows the real location of my location, I hope to leave a message below this video to give me the location, then I can find my own direction home, and when I go back to Sioux City, three days before the reopening of the 7% discount, in return for the grace of pointing directions......"
"Suddenly from winter to summer, I am not accustomed to the water and soil here, I can't eat or sleep well, I have lost ten pounds in just a few days, but if I don't go home, my righteous gourd will not be able to start business, a bowl of water must be leveled, the previous fairy sisters have accepted the justice of heaven, and I still remember the fairy sisters who have not received justice from the sky......"
“……”
Chi Huan's personal copywriting, this unconscious teenager, the level of copywriting is only stronger than the talent of sword training, and his scheming is also extraordinary.
The whole process is to let me say that I only need a positioning, put a message at the bottom of the video, and go home by myself, in fact, it is simply hinting to others to come to the rescue, and at the same time, I also mentioned the fairy sister who received justice from heaven before, arousing the unhappiness of those who have not yet been sent justice from heaven......
However, Ye Zheng didn't expect that someone would come to the rescue, and it would be very satisfying to let those fairy sisters in the Huaxia Cultivation Realm blow the pillow wind to their big boss and Taoist couples, and put pressure on the reverse entropy.
"It's okay, Brother Ye, your acting skills need to be improved, your tone can't match your words several times, and your expression is not in place, especially when you say that you are trapped, your expression is too rigid, and your voice is not congested enough, I can't see your eagerness to go home at all, if it were me, I could see at a glance that you were blowing nonsense. ”
Chi Huan pointed and suddenly said, "I'll pass you something......"
Ding dong~~~
Ye Zheng: "......"
Chi Huan sends you the document: "The Self-cultivation of an Actor".
Please select: Accept, Save As, Decline.
"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, this is what Stanny and what is Sky's famous book, Xing Ye has also practiced, Chi Huan and I can perfectly lurk in the Dingjian Sect, and we have not shown any flaws so far, it all depends on the careful study of this divine book, Brother Ye, you can also study and study it when you have time, it is very beneficial." ”
Ye Zheng's eyelids jumped, and he had the urge to tell Chi Huan the truth and slap Chi Huan in the face.
All the high-level leaders of the Ding Sword Sect already know the identities of the two of you wolf cubs, and the two of you feel that they are hiding it seamlessly......
"Acting skills, I have time to practice......" Ye Zheng said perfunctorily and accepted it.
You have successfully accepted the document: "Self-Cultivation of Actors...... Bang!!!
A flash of fire, Ye Zheng looked at his palm blankly, a little confused.
Is "Actor's Self-cultivation" so informative that a mobile phone with 1TB of memory can't afford it?
Just a second before the document was fully accepted, the phone screen suddenly arched and exploded.
The air was filled with the foul smell of burnt plastic, and the palms of my hands were hot and painful.
Fortunately, my hands are as iron as my head now, and if an ordinary person eats like this, it is estimated that his hands will be gone.
"What's going on......" Chi Huan was as confused as himself, as if he felt something, as soon as Chi Huan raised his head, his eyes were fixed in a certain direction, and Ye Zheng followed his gaze and looked over-
On the beach outside the window, the A-class giant Fei Lian was murderous, carrying a forty-meter long knife and slowly walking......
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