Characters: Erming, fortune teller, boss, wife, female classmate Xiaohong.

(In the morning, Erming came out of the office building listlessly, stretching and yawning again.) Then, Er Ming looked up at the sun. ）

Erming (talking to himself): Alas, I stayed up all night again! The boss is really ****** black, Lao Tzu worked so hard for him, and he didn't even have an overtime pay. When I got home, my wife didn't know how to scold again!

(Erming continues to walk forward, and a fortune teller sits on the side of the road.) ）

Fortune teller: Fortune telling, fortune telling, predicting the future, changing fortune!

(Erming walks over and back.) ）

Erming: Master, can you still help people change their luck?

Fortune Teller: Yes, young man, is there anything you want me to help with?

Erming: Master, I've been reciting it through lately, and I want to change my luck.

Fortune Teller: Oh, boy, tell me if I can help you.

Erming: Alas, I got a job, and my boss asked me to work overtime twice in three days, but I didn't pay a dime for overtime. Because of this, I don't know how many times I've asked my wife to scold. Master, do you think I can change my luck at this time?

Fortune teller: What should I do? Just this little thing, I just need to help you run it a little, and keep it for you.

Erming: Really?

Fortune teller: Can it be fake?

Erming (slightly embarrassed): Master, since that's the case, can I make more requests?

Fortune teller: Just say what you want!

Er Ming (slightly embarrassed): Master, my wife is fierce to me all day long, either yelling or scolding, not gentle at all. Can you let me meet a little sister who is gentle with me?

Fortune Teller: Okay, yes, I can help you with all of what you say, but you have to be sincere. If you are not sincere, the Buddha will not be able to help you!

Erming: Sincerity! Master, I have sincerity, absolute sincerity!

Fortune teller: What proof is that?

(Er Ming was stunned for a moment, took out his wallet from his body, took out a hundred yuan and put it in front of the fortune teller, who ignored him.) Er Ming slapped a hundred in front of the fortune teller, but the fortune teller still ignored him. Erming simply took out all the money in his wallet and put it in front of the fortune teller. That's when the fortune teller smiled. ）

Fortune teller: You young man has a lot of sincerity! With this sincerity, you can do anything. Don't worry, I will help you realize your wishes!

(The fortune teller puts the money in his pocket, and then takes something out of his pocket and hands it to Erming.) ）

Fortune teller: This is a talisman that I drew with my master's unique secret technique, and whoever wears it on his body will have good luck.

Erming: Really?

Fortune teller: Young man, how can you ask such a question? I have already told you: sincerity is spirituality! If you ask like this, you don't believe me, since you don't believe me, that is, you don't have sincerity, I don't think it's better to give it to you!

Erming (hurriedly reached out and grabbed the fortune teller's arm): Hey, master, master, it's me who is wrong, it is me who is wrong, I should not ask like that. I have sincerity, sincerity!

Fortune Teller: Really?

Erming: Really, really!

Fortune teller: Then take this talisman with you, but remember, young man, that only those who sincerely believe in it can have all their wishes fulfilled. If there is a little hesitation, this charm will not work.

Erming: Thank you, master!

Fortune Teller: No thanks, young man, remember to take it with you, and don't leave it easily!

(Er Ming had just put the talisman in place, and his phone rang.) Er Ming took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and hurriedly nodded and listened to it. ）

Erming: Boss, I rushed the copywriter last night and put it on your desk.

Boss: Well, I'm watching. Erming, you come to the company immediately, I have something important to talk to you.

Erming (helplessly): Hey!

(In the company, when the boss saw Erming come in, he immediately smiled all over his face.) ）

Boss: Erming, I've read this copywriting you made, and it's done a good job! Young people just have brains and quick responses.

Erming: Thank you boss for the compliment!

Boss: However, I just think this part is a bit simple and not detailed enough. Erming, will you hurry up again today and enrich yourself?

Er Ming (grimacing): Boss, I've been working extra for several days in a row. It's the weekend again, and I've run out of money. If I work overtime, I won't even have the money to buy a boxed lunch at noon.

(The boss took out his wallet, took out five hundred-yuan bills and handed them to Erming)

Boss: Erming, you take the money first. If you rush to work again today, I'll see it in the afternoon.

(The boss walks out.) Er Ming looked at the boss's back, lowered his head and looked at the money in his hand, a little unable to believe that this was true. ）

Erming (talking to himself): The boss gave me money?

(Er Ming took out the spirit talisman from his arms and looked at it, and was extremely happy after suddenly changing.) ）

Erming (walking towards the office excitedly, chanting): Spirit, true spirit!

(Erming was busy working in front of the computer when his phone rang.) Er Ming hurriedly connected his mobile phone, and his wife's scolding was immediately heard inside. ）

Wife: Dead ghost, where did you die again? I don't know how to go home on Sunday?

Erming: Wife, wife, I'm working overtime in the company. The boss has just assigned a new task, urging it!

Wife: How many times have you added it this week? You won't tell your boss that you have something at home! If you don't pay overtime and still work so happily, no wonder your name is Erming, it's really enough!

Erming: Wife, wife, this time the boss gave overtime pay!

Wife: How much?

Erming: Five hundred, five hundred.

Wife: Well, then you can do a good job. I've been working overtime for the past few days, so I'll pay more attention to my body! At noon, I'll bring you something delicious.

Erming: Wife, no, no. At noon, I went to the stall downstairs of the company to buy and eat.

Wife: The unhygienic street stalls are settled!(Immediately hung up.) ）

(At noon, Er Ming was busy with work, and his wife walked in with a lunch box and pushed the door.) ）

Wife: Husband, I'm bringing you food!

Erming: Wife, I'm still bothering you to go all the way, in fact, I can just eat at a street stall.

Wife: Didn't I tell you, the stalls on the street are unhygienic, I don't worry! Come, eat quickly, I have prepared your favorite xiaolongbao for you, as well as preserved egg porridge.

(Erming hurriedly sat down in front of the coffee table to eat, and his wife went to help Erming tidy up the desk.) Er Ming looked a little flattered. ）

Er Ming (talking to himself): Why is my wife so good to me today? (He couldn't help but quietly take out the spirit talisman from his arms and look at it, snickering): Spirit, true spirit!

(After eating, Er Ming sat down in front of the computer again to write copy.) The wife took out a photo from her bag and showed it to Erming. ）

Wife: Husband, look, this is the big head sticker I took on the way here. Do you like it or not?

Erming: Good-looking, good-looking. My wife is so beautiful, she looks good no matter how she takes pictures.

Wife: Really?

Erming: Really, really!

Wife: Then put it in your wallet, and take it out when you miss me in the future. Hey, where's your wallet?

(Er Ming hurriedly took out his wallet and handed it over, and his wife put the photo in it and pulled out the money given by the boss.) ）

Wife: Husband, is this the overtime pay that the boss gives you?

Erming: Yes, yes, wife!

Wife: Then I'll take it back!

(After saying that, the wife put the money in her bag and turned to leave.) Er Ming watched his wife go out in a daze, then looked back at the xiaolongbao next to him, and slapped his palm on the table angrily. ）

Erming (yelling): Conspiracy, conspiracy, complete conspiracy!

(In the afternoon, the boss sat at his desk, looked at the copy Erming handed in, and then nodded with satisfaction.) ）

Boss: Erming, you've worked hard, and you haven't rested at noon, have you?

Erming: No, no, how dare I be lazy with the work assigned by the boss!

Boss: Did you eat at noon?

Erming: Eat, eat?

Boss: What do you eat?

Erming: Xiaolongbao, boss.

Boss: Have you eaten well?

Erming: Eat well, eat well.

Boss: Is there enough money?

Erming: Enough, enough, thank you boss!

Boss: Thank you, I lent you the money, and I will ask the accountant to deduct it from your salary at the end of the month.

(With that, the boss walks out, leaving Erming standing there dumbfounded.) ）

(Erming ran angrily down the street, shouting incessantly, "Liars, liars, all liars!") Erming ran to the place where he met the fortune teller in the morning, and Mr. Shuming was long gone.) Erming raised his fist in annoyance, smashed it down in the void, and shouted again: "Liars, all liars!" Erming quickly turned around and wanted to leave, but he didn't want to bump into a young woman who passed by him. The young woman exclaimed "ahhh ）

Erming: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's all because I'm careless, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!

Xiaohong: What did you do? Hey...... Erming!

Erming (who also saw the other party clearly): Are you ...... Little Red?

Xiaohong: Yes, it's me! Erming, we haven't seen each other for a while, how are you doing all these years?

Erming: So-so, what about you? How have you been doing all these years?

Xiaohong: It's still ...... Are you married?

Erming: Knot...... It's over. What about you?

Xiaohong: I? I haven't yet? Hey, Erming, how long has it been since we left school?

Erming: Yes...... Seven, eight, ten years, right?

Xiaohong: Let's find a place to talk, shall we?

Erming: What do we have to talk about?

Xiaohong (stepped forward to hold Er Ming's arm and said coquettishly): We old classmates haven't seen each other for so many years, people miss you!

Erming (somewhat smitsophisticated) that ...... So where do we go?

Xiaohong: Just come with me!

(Xiaohong beckons to stop a taxi, pulls the door open for Erming to sit in, and then she also gets into the car and sits next to Erming.) Er Ming gave way to the side very unnaturally, and Xiaohong followed closely and pasted it again. The taxi driver asked, "Where are you going?" and Xiaohong replied, "Home!" Er Ming glanced at Xiaohong with strange eyes. ）

(Er Ming tiptoed into the hotel room with Xiaohong and sat down on the sofa under Xiaohong's guidance.) Xiaohong was as casual as when she arrived at home, she poured a glass of water and handed it to Er Ming. ）

Xiaohong: Erming, you sit down for a while, I'll take a shower first. I've been running outside for a day, and my body is itching terribly.

Erming (numbly at first): Oh...... (Suddenly, as if he had come to his senses) Ah!

(Red takes off her coat and throws it on the bed, then walks to the bathroom.) Erming looked directly at Xiaohong's back, Xiaohong walked to the bathroom door, turned around and smiled ambiguously at Erming, Erming lowered his head embarrassedly. Waiting for Xiaohong to walk into the bathroom, Er Ming couldn't help but take out the spirit talisman and look at it again. ）

Erming (muttering to himself at the spirit rune): Do you want to manifest your spirit here?

(After a while, Little Red walks out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her head and a bath towel wrapped around her body.) Erming looked at Xiaohong, and forgot to close his mouth when he opened his mouth. Xiaohong put her hands behind her back and slowly approached Erming. ）

Xiaohong: Erming......

Erming (with a dry throat): Small, little red......

Xiaohong (suddenly raised her hand to her chest, holding a copy of the Amway Marketing Manual) in her hand and asked): Erming, have you heard of Amway?

(Er Ming stared in shock, opened his mouth wide for a long time and couldn't speak, and then fainted after standing for a moment...... ）

The end of the play