Chapter 21: The Chinese New Year Gift Incident (5000 words)

The big tiger appeared on the streets of Sioux City, which caused a small riot, and then the police uncles captured the tiger and returned it to the zoo.

Of course, the tiger that was returned to the zoo was secretly transported away by the relevant authorities and disappeared forever.

And as a slave of the dog, Ye Zheng has another ban on him - it is forbidden to release the dog's egg out of the palace space.

"What's the matter, it's just a pet, not only to pretend to be 36D to fool other people's owners, but also to spend a lot of money to alchemy, but also to wipe its ass for it, and blame ......"

Standing in front of the tall palace wall, Ye Zheng patted the dog's head while complaining, hating that iron is not steel, pointing to the relief on the palace wall, which embossed the scene of the Emperor of Heaven subduing the one-horned and long-bearded leopard.

"I've been to the sword mountain and the sea of fire for you, you have to fight hard, learn from your predecessors, and work hard to be a big boss spirit beast of the bull batch, understand?"

The dog whimpered a few times and nodded humanely.

Ye Zheng was very satisfied with its reaction, and said: "From today on, you will let me stay here, and I am not allowed to hear anything?" Forget it, anyway, you can't get out of this place without my permission......

Walked into the palace gate with the dog egg, found the empty side hall, Ye Zheng put down the cat food, and increased the size of the specially customized cat bed......

The dog egg bar chirps and chirps, and eats on his stomach obediently.

Today, when I met a fierce person like a fierce senior, the dog's cat gall was frightened, and he would definitely pretend to be dissatisfied and roar a few times before the usual meal, and resolutely couldn't let the slave feel that such a simple service was enough.

But it was this subtle difference that Ye Zheng noticed it, and even overthought it, and said quietly: "So satisfied? You enjoy it very much, tsk." ”

I always feel that it is not a problem to let the dog live here in peace.

If you don't experience wind and rain, how can you become a powerful spirit beast like the monster on the palace wall?

I know how to eat, eat, sleep, sleep and sleep every day, how many years can I take myself as a minion to pretend to be?

Ye Zheng's gaze was deep for a moment, turning to the direction of the ladder to the sky, and at the same time, his gaze moved down to a 30° angle, the big guy was full of style, pretending to penetrate many barriers, and glimpsed the efforts of Chi Huan Sheng Fengnian and others.

"Dog, dog, it's not that I don't love you, but you really have to work hard, otherwise who will cover me in the future?"

In front of the dog's egg, Ye Zheng ruthlessly moved the cat food, demolished the cat's nest, and then the glazed golden light tower was in his hand, and directly passed the dog's egg to the bottom of the ladder to the sky.

Ye Zheng pointed to the top of the ladder to the sky and patted the dog's buttocks: "I will put your dinner on the hundredth floor today, just put it down~"

It's a dog's training plan on a hundred floors, start!

"Meow!" the dog waved his paws in protest and swore to the death!

Ye Zheng smiled .jpg: "If you don't climb, I'll give you to the fierce seniors to raise." ”

Hearing the three words of the fierce senior, the dog egg chrysanthemum tightened and held back the urine that was almost frightened.

"Bad review ,!!!!!! from Dogdan"

A quarter of an hour later.

Song Shuhang, who barely climbed to the twenty-seventh floor, watched the dog ride into the dust, catch up with him, overtake him, and get rid of him......

It's not even as good as a stray cat, and the scum Song Shuhang burst into tears.

……

Perhaps the apostle was preparing for the Spring Festival, and until Chinese New Year's Eve, half of the apostle's hair did not appear.

Ye Zheng is here, Chi Huan returned to Qinzhou to celebrate the festival with his mother.

After Donghe Jianjun's self-explosion ten years ago, the two have been relying on Chi Huan's mother for their lives.

In order not to worry too much about Chi Huan's mother, the two of them have never told her about entering the cultivation realm, and the high school is helped by the Rongcheng Heavenly Dao Academy, which has always been a scholarship boy with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor.

And this time I entered the Ding Jian Sect, on the surface, I transferred to the university where the Ding Jian Sect is located, without going through the college entrance examination, I recruited in advance, and I also received a full scholarship like high school.

In fact, these two people are addicted to sword practice and have poor academic performance......

Looking at the others, Qin Qiuqiu's family is in Sioux City, so he naturally went home for the New Year.

As for the others......

"Why are you three lying at my house in broad daylight......" Ye Zheng rolled his eyes.

In the afternoon, Song Shuhang, Bai Su, and Teacher Liu came together.

Coupled with the existing Lin Chu, Yun Xiaolu, and Chang Qingqing at home, three people who have no interest in the Spring Festival, the small living room is crowded.

"Master, it's so pitiful for me to celebrate the New Year alone, you shouldn't mind if I celebrate the New Year with you, right? Song Shuhang raised the dumpling skin and pork in his hand, "Have you heard that sentence, it's not delicious, it's not like dumplings, it's fun...... Phew!"

Ye Zheng: "......"

I mind!

"What about the two of you?" did not directly refuse Song Shuhang for the time being, Ye Zheng looked at Bai Su and Teacher Liu again.

"Our whole family is at my grandfather's house for the New Year, and my grandfather asked me to come and invite you to come with me. Teacher Liu's ears turned red, "In the name of Taoist friends." ”

Ye Zheng: "......"

In the name of Taoist friends, Liu Fenggu is not serious and the thief is not dead, and it will be no good thing to go, and he will definitely say something, "It's really not a matter to be ten years old", "You have come to Chinese New Year's Eve eat, why don't you make a marriage", "After the New Year, Xiaoyan is a year old, can you bear it", "You are almost an adult, it's time to get married", etc., etc.......

"What about you?" his gaze turned to Bai Su.

Bai Su sneered angrily: "My parents...... You know. ”

Ye Zheng: "I understand. ”

Bai Su has a busy father who doesn't like traditional Chinese festivals, and every holiday he "we" with Bai Su's busy mother, yes, that's right, everyone, otherwise why do you think Bai Xiao and Bai Su are half-brothers and sisters......

This merry and busy father, as soon as he has a holiday, he takes his two wives around, either to have a party on the high seas or to buy and buy abroad, which is simply a winner in life.

At home, only Bai Xiao and Bai Su, two children who don't look like their own children, will be kept for the Spring Festival.

Ye Zheng scratched his head, at first glance, no matter the winter or summer vacations, Bai Xiao would follow Bai Su everywhere, and by the way, he would monitor himself, a pig who arched cabbage, but now he hasn't seen Bai Xiao for a long time, it's strange and lonely......

However, as a beautiful man with a royal sister's girlfriend, he obviously doesn't need to rely on a five-fingered girl, Bai Xiao now disdains to target himself as a little virgin, and his posture is not at the same level......

"What are you thinking about?" Bai Su smiled slightly, and his long legs silently covered the upper of Ye Zheng's shoes.

Ye Zheng: "!!"

"I didn't think about anything, I just thought about whether your brother would be as happy as your father in the future. Ye Zheng bared his teeth and replied truthfully.

The corners of Bai Su's mouth hooked up an incomprehensible arc, and he seemed to be smiling: "Very envious?"

Ye Zheng: "......"

It must be false to say that you are not envious!

Of course, you can't say that: "Resolutely resist, solemnly protest." ”

Bai Su snorted and spread his hand: "New Year's gift?"

The New Year's gift is a must-have item for the Spring Festival between the two of them every year, which sounds a little pretentious, but life always needs some sense of ritual in order to constantly maintain the freshness of feelings.

To be honest, it's painful to rack your brains to buy gifts, but when you think you're poor, you can only rack your brains......

Otherwise, Ye Zheng also wanted to pull Bai Su to the beach and say: "Let's go, woman, I'll take you to the open sea today." ”

Or just throw out the ticket and credit card: "Go, woman, take you to a foreign country today to buy ......"

In short, as long as you have money, learn the routines of Daddy Baisu, and flirt with her sister is basically invincible, but unfortunately she has no money, so she can only rack her brains to think about what gifts to buy, and feel sorry for herself.

"Don't rush yet. Ye Zheng waved his hand, held the glazed golden light tower, took out a Doraemon doll and a calligraphy from the space, and handed them to Yun Xiaolu and Song Shuhang: "You two, take it." ”

Qin Qiuqiu's snack gift package and dog egg's cat food gift package have been given away.

Xiao Momo's panda pullover was also placed in Xin Yuan's place, Xin Yuan had to bring a baby when he returned to his hometown this time, the single father's sadness was tear-jerking, it is said that the Xin family is very friendly, and I like this big fat boy who picked it up, if Xin Yuan hadn't stopped it in time, Xiao Momo almost recognized his ancestors and changed his name to Xin Momo.

"Praise from Yun Xiaolu,............!"

Yun Xiaolu really likes Doraemon, but the predecessors of B-dream are still in business in Tiandao Academy today, if they go home and find that they have one more brother, and it falls out of favor, will it find itself desperate?

"Heaven rewards hard work......" Song Shuhang unfolded the painting scroll, and when he saw the four big characters of the iron painting silver hook, his eyes gradually lit up, and he clenched his fists, "I know, don't worry, Master, I will work harder in the new year!"

"Bad comments from Song Shuhang, my master is so uninteresting......"

Ye Zheng: "......"

Ma wheat skin, spicy chicken apprentice!

glanced at Chang Qingqing, and said: "......"

This is very embarrassing, Ye Zheng spread his hands empty: "I prepare a gift before you come......"

"It's okay, I just need a tube of blood. Chang Qingqing said empathetically.

The other party is so understanding, Ye Zheng can't be stingy, "No problem, let's take care of the two, just treat it as a good thing, and celebrate the New Year." ”

Chang Qingqing: "Thank you. ”

Strange py deal, done.

There were two people left, Ye Zheng looked at Teacher Liu, and then at Bai Su.

"Teacher Liu, take the ......" Ye Zheng stuffed the package conjured in his hand into Teacher Liu's hand, as mysterious as an underground party joint, "Good things, go home and open them again." ”

Good stuff?

Everyone else craned their necks to peek in, but the boxy gift was wrapped in a cloth and couldn't tell what was inside.

"White lady, you also hold the ......" Ye Zheng conjured up another package, stuffed it into Bai Su's hand, and continued to be mysterious, "Good things, go home and open them again." ”

Everyone: "......"

"It's not fair, why don't we wrap up ours, but the two of them don't let them see!

If calculated according to the price of soft sister coins, Lin Chu's two million krypton gold sword cliffs are the most expensive gifts.

Ye Zheng smiled and .jpg: "Do you understand this called surprise? While going, I said that I would go home and tear it down, I would be biased and dismantled, and I wouldn't show it to you, and I would be angry with you!"

"Spicy chicken, there is a kind of "Shunshui Cold", the old lady hacked you to death!" Lin Chu shouted, and did not forget to crack on the keyboard on Chinese New Year's Eve.

Ye Zheng raised a middle finger: "Spicy chicken, Lao Tzu won't play "Shunshui Cold", there is a kind of face-to-face ...... Ahem, there's a kind of don't eat mine and use mine. ”

Ma chicken, almost said that there is a kind of face-to-face ......

In terms of realistic strength, Lin Chu can completely press himself to the ground and rub and rub on smooth ground.

Lin Chu slammed the keyboard and sent back his middle finger angrily: "Eat yours and use yours to look up to you, have opinions?"

"Of course there are opinions, dead fat house. ”

"Well, where is the old lady fat! Don't you make it clear that the old lady will sit on you to death!"

All in all, all of a sudden, a boring argument broke out.

Seeing that they were about to fight if they didn't agree with each other, Bai Su and Teacher Liu glanced at each other speechlessly.

Bai Su pulled Ye Zheng, and Teacher Liu grabbed Lin Chu, and each persuaded a few words to calm the anger of the two.

The atmosphere gradually eased.

"We'll go back and tear it down, and we'll tell you what it is when it's dismantled. Teacher Liu comforted Lin Chu, she was old-fashioned and easily came up with a solution for both worlds.

Lin Chu nodded hatefully, for the sake of Krypton Jin Jian and Teacher Liu's face, he didn't care about Ye for the time being.

Teacher Liu smiled softly at Ye Zheng: "Thank you for the mysterious gift." "I put away the gift with one hand and was about to put it in my bag.

At this time, Song Shuhang suddenly stretched out Erkang's hand: "Senior sister, wait a minute......"

The next moment, Song Shuhang winked at Ye Zheng, and said, "Master, I always think that you and Sister Lin quarreled on purpose to change the topic, right?"

Ye Zheng: "......"

"Don't speak...... Seems I guessed right?" Detective Song Shuhang was witty at an inopportune time, "Did you really not think of what to send, so you simply sent the same thing, so you didn't dare to let us see it?" Hehehehe, Master, you're too bad~"

Ye Zheng: "......"

Bai Su and Teacher Liu cast suspicious glances at the same time, and the hands of the two women touched the package and began to untie it together.

"Hey, don't ......" Ye Zheng wanted to stop it, but it was too late.

Bai Su and Teacher Liu unwrapped the package almost at the same time, saw the contents clearly, looked at each other's gifts, and after a short period of stunned, the two murderous auras instantly locked on themselves.

Ye Zheng: "......"

If I can survive today, I must clean up the portal!

……

There is an idiom called empathy.

The little fat man Qin Qiuqiu looked at Ye Zheng's panda eyes, as if his fist was hitting his own eye sockets, and sizzled and gasped.

"Brother Ye, you look very good-looking, your appearance immediately increased by two points, and now you finally have five points. The little fat man quipped.

Ye Zheng smiled weakly, tired inside.

Last night's gift-giving farce ended with Bai Su and Teacher Liu's doubles, everyone ate and drank in their own homes, and waited until the end of the Spring Festival Gala, and after counting the countdown, they went to the imperial palace space to set off a round of fireworks, and then they went back to their own ......

Well, only Bai Su and Teacher Liu went home, and Song Shuhang was kicked out to sleep on the streets by himself.

As for the others, Lin Chu and Goudan temporarily lived in the Imperial Palace space, Yun Xiaolu Changqingqing and Zhenling Doraemon Tai temporarily lived in the Xuanzhu Ruins.

It's also very heartfelt to think about it.,Once upon a time when I lived alone.,You can do whatever you want.,Learn new knowledge with Mr. Cang in the middle of the night.,Discuss life with Mr. Hatano.,It's boring with Mr. Ozawa.,And now???

Ye Zheng showed a smile on the hemp wheat skin, and he couldn't sleep anymore!

Not only is there the sound of Lin Chu crying wolves and playing games all night, but also to prevent Yun Xiaolu from running into bed to watch the same chicken pants of the stuffy oil bottle, and Chang Qingqing sneaking to draw blood and cut the skin and meat.

At first glance, B Meng, Song Shuhang, and Dog Egg are more worry-free, and women are really not easy to raise......

"Brother Ye, your face seems to be very complicated, what did you give to the two sisters last night?" the little fat man Qin Qiuqiu had a gossipy expression on his face.

Ye Zheng sneered: "Tell you that you can, but there is one condition." ”

Qin Qiuqiu stretched out a little fat hand and made a gesture of please: "Please say, as long as I can do it." ”

"Take back what you mocked me before, say that I have 10 points of appearance, and by the way, I will praise that people love flowers and flowers. Ye Zheng said.

Qin Qiuqiu glanced over and looked at it for a while, then lowered his head and fiddled with his mobile phone and remained silent.

Five minutes later, Qin Qiuqiu continued to be silent.

Ye Zheng: "......"

Friends, would rather not listen to gossip than praise me with a clear conscience?

What a conscience!

"Brother Ye, you are a bit of a strong man. Qin Qiuqiu said suddenly.

Ye Zheng: "......"

.jpg tired smile: "Mock me again, it seems that you know everything." ”

"Brother Ye is witty. The corners of Qin Qiuqiu's mouth curled, and his expression was proud.

"Your phone keeps vibrating, and at a glance, you can tell that you are gossiping about others, who are you looking for......? It's only Song Shuhang, right?"

Qin Qiuqiu nodded, and there was a smile on his little hamster-like features.

"He doesn't want to come into my house again in his life. ”

Ye Zheng covered his chest silently, and his heart was a little tired when he was this kind of apprentice who had no position.

Qin Qiuqiu gave a thumbs up: "It's worthy of Brother Ye, Niu Pi!"

Ye Zheng snorted coldly: "That's it, Lao Tzu is a C-level master......"

Qin Qiuqiu waved his hand and interrupted: "I mean the gift cow pie." ”

Ye Zheng: "......"

We can still be friends without mentioning this......

The hand involuntarily touched the swollen eye socket, and the tragic situation of the mixed doubles of the two Bailiu last night was vivid.

For the sake of water word count, let's go back in time to before mixed doubles......

The moment the package was untied, Bai Su and Teacher Liu were confused at the same time, and Ye Zheng was also confused.

Of course, Ye Zheng's reason for being stunned was a bit special - Bai Su's gift was unexpected......

Let's talk about Mr. Liu's gift first, it is an ancient out-of-print little yellow book that I purchased from Shui Yao Fairy with a lot of money, a holographic 3D special effect interpretation of the plot when opened, and a special little yellow book with a subwoofer male voice, the title of the book "Golden Scales", I can't tell from the title and surface that this is a little yellow book, the problem is that I deliberately left a note, on the book - "New Year's Little Yellow Book for Teacher Liu~"

was seen in public with the three words of Little Yellow Book, and it was strange not to be beaten by Teacher Liu.

And Bai Su's gift had a big problem that made Ye Zheng confused.

Inside the package, it is the latest popular product launched by Lingyue Mountain - papaya flow.

That's right, because Bai Su refuses to accept the justice from heaven, I, Ye, can only fight in a roundabout way......

Actually, there is nothing wrong with the papaya flowing gift itself, the problem is the packaging.

The packaging of papaya is a bit special, and the outer layer of cloth is wrapped by Ye Zheng himself, but there is a particularly good-looking moire wrapping paper under that layer of cloth, which is the style that Sydney Fairy learned that he specially helped to pick in order to give it away, and he was reluctant to remove this layer of good-looking wrapping paper when he opened the express, so he used a bag of cloth and gave it to Bai Su.

The process at that time was like this, Bai Su unwrapped the cloth package and opened the moire wrapping paper, revealing the advertising sheet of Mr. Liu holding papaya in one hand and justice gourd in the other......

Then, ahh!!hh

Miss Bai instantly possessed Bruce Lee.

On a big day like the Spring Festival, I actually sent a beautiful photo of the concubine to the main house, if I don't get beaten, heaven will not tolerate it!