Chapter 16: Afraid of a punching bag's big fist
Pedal stare
Under the acceleration of Lu Jing, the tricycle drove towards the city center, attracting onlookers on the roadside. In the 21st century, tricycles are rare.
"Baba, what are they looking at me for?"
Yuzu grabbed Lu Jing's arm with her little hand and asked rhythmically.
"Because the grapefruit is beautiful, come and praise them!"
There were many cars on the road, and Lu Jing drove the tricycle attentively towards Jiang Hu's house.
It was still a familiar action, a familiar tone, Yuzu crossed his waist, pointed at the watchers, and muttered with a small mouth.
"Wait for mortals, don't kneel down quickly!"
……
Accelerate, drift, brake!
Lu Jing stopped at the door of Jiang Hu's house and walked in with a grapefruit.
"Ahh
As soon as I walked in the door, an ugly-looking, pockmarked old man with a small pigtail was sitting gloomily in the courtyard. Jiang Hu's father and daughter next to him were tied, and their hands and feet were still on the ground casually.
"Dabao!"
Yuzu cried when she saw Jiang Hu's grandson Dabao in a coma, with blood on his white and tender little hands and placed in a jade bowl.
"Baba, save Dabao!" Yuzu said as she tugged on Lu Jing's clothes and cried. Where had the child ever seen such a horrible scene? I couldn't help but cry out loud.
"I knew it. ”
Lu Jing thought helplessly, and the gloomy old man sitting in the courtyard walked straight to the unconscious Dabao. Squat down and put your hand on Dabao's pulse.
Fortunately, ordinary children have long since died, and Dabao drank half a bottle of nutrition express doped with a thousand elixirs, and his body is different from ordinary people, and there is no danger to his life in a temporary coma.
Running the spiritual power into Dabao's body, Lu Jing patted Dabao who woke up and didn't know what was going on.
"Yuzu, take Dabao to the room to play. ”
"But... Grandpa Jiang Hu. Yuzu glanced at Jiang Hu, who was tied to the ground and couldn't speak, and stopped talking.
"Listen to Dad's words, the next picture is not suitable for children. ”
Lu Jing said softly.
"Baba, children should not understand grapefruit. ”
"Uh... Child's suitability is something that children can't see. It's too late to explain, let's go and play with Dabao. Speaking of which, Lu Jing was jealous, and he felt like his daughter was a monk.
"Okay, Dabao, let's go to the room to play. Yuzu obediently pulled Dabao into the bedroom in a daze.
Click, and the room was closed.
"Ahem, ahem. The gloomy old man coughed awkwardly, I'm the villain, please don't ignore my existence, okay?
Is it good to lose people like this?
"What's the cough, don't you see Lao Tzu educating children?" Lu Jing waved his fist, is he afraid of the big fist of the sandbag?
"My yin ghost, hurry up and give it to the old man, maybe I can leave you a whole corpse!"
The grim old man bared two rows of big yellow teeth and threatened.
"Answer a few questions, and I'll tell you where the ghost is!" Lu Jing sat across from the grim old man, smiling and putting his cigarette on the table.
Light one and hold it in your mouth.
"Boy, if I don't answer!" the gloomy old man smiled strangely, it was really ridiculous, why did he answer Lu Jing's question!
"Oh?"
Lu Jing shook his head and raised his middle finger.
"Why, why are you forcing me to make a move? Isn't it good to drink tea and chat?"
Eerie old man: "..."
Jiang Yan was even more speechless, what do you think is filming a TV series? The protagonist will say a few awesome words before appearing, and then defeat the bad guys? Big brother! Are we really kidnapped?
Please, be serious!
"Hmph, wait until I peel you for cramps, see if your mouth is still hard!" After the gloomy old man finished speaking, the originally clear sky changed, and countless miserable ghosts and wolves howled appeared in the small courtyard.
Even Jiang Yan saw more than a dozen terrifying ghosts, bleeding all over their bodies, grinning at Lu Jing's head!
Closer! Closer!
"Ahh
"Get out!
Lu Jing's patience was exhausted, and he didn't look at the female ghost on his head, and overturned the table and dragged the gloomy old man.
Quack!
The sound of bones shattering!
"You... I'm not afraid. The gloomy old man trembled, and his right hand was torn off by Lu Jing, dripping with blood.
"I said, isn't it good to drink tea and chat?"
Lu Jing said coldly, looking up at the evil ghosts wandering in the sky.
"You too, didn't you hear me say?"
Shout~
The eerie feeling was gone, and the sun was shining back into the yard.
"Answer my question, the deity will spare you from death!"
Lu Jing twisted his neck and made a crisp sound, since he came to Earth, this is the first time he has made a move!
"First, are there any other cultivators on Earth?"
"Yes, aren't you? I'm just a ghost cultivator who doesn't get into the stream. The gloomy old man replied resignedly, for fear that Lu Jing would kill him!
"What kind of cultivation is that more powerful cultivator?"
Lu Jing touched his chin and asked, from the first time he saw Jiang Hu, he sensed that something was wrong, with Ji Ba's cultivation, it would take at least a few decades to devour Jiang Hu.
But Jiang Hu said that in fifteen years, the immortal who gave him the talisman would come over to collect and pay Ji Ba, this is a conspiracy! The gloomy old man is not a so-called immortal at all, he is using Jiang Hu to raise ghosts!
Today, it was the day that Jiang Hu and the gloomy old man agreed, and when they found that Ji Ba was gone, the gloomy old man was furious and forced Jiang Hu to tell Ji Ba's whereabouts, and naturally found Lu Jing.
But the gloomy old man didn't know that Lu Jing's strength was so terrifying that he was subdued in an instant!
"I don't know. ”
Bang!
The grim old man looked incredulously at the hollowed-out heart.
"I don't know what I want you to do?"
Lu Jing walked to the faucet and carefully washed his bloody hands.
"Interesting, I don't know how powerful the cultivators on the earth are?" Lu Jing muttered, he had been in the Divine Realm for five hundred years, and he had long been accustomed to deceiving and killing, and his body was full of belligerent factors.
I thought that he was the last cultivator on the earth, but who knew that there were not only him, but there were quite a lot.
"Little fairy, I can't thank you enough. Jiang Hu was still kept in the gourd, not knowing that he had been targeted by the gloomy old man fifteen years ago.
Lu Jing waved his hand, saving Jiang Hu was purely for money, not grateful.
"Fifty million. ”
"Money, money, you fell into the eyes of money, and you are still a fairy!" Jiang Yan looked at Lu Jing with disdain, and opened her mouth to be money, don't immortals regard money as dung?
"The gods don't eat, don't live in a house, the house price is so expensive, you buy me a house?"
Lu Jing pursed his lips and said, besides, he didn't say that he was an immortal, it was your Lao Tzu who said it. I didn't admit it.
With 50 million in hand, Jiang Hu wanted to keep Lu Jing for dinner, and discuss something by the way.
"I'm not free, let's go!"
"No, Baba, I'm going to play with Dabao. ”
Lu Jing: "......"