Three hundred and seventy-five, stinky cheese
"Ladies and gentlemen, the International Life Extension Conference has officially begun, and experts and professors from all over the world are welcome to participate in the Xia Kingdom. ”
Mr. Wu came to the stage to preside, and a middle-aged woman with blond hair and blue eyes from the Eagle Country came to the stage and began to introduce the so-called life and death pills brought by their Eagle Kingdom.
Ye Tian listened for a while, and shook his head directly, the name of the Life and Death Pill is quite bluffing, but in fact, it is just a product of crude use of traditional Chinese medicine technology, not to mention that it has the effect of prolonging life, if you really eat too much, you will eat bad for your body.
After the middle-aged female professor of Eagle Country finished talking about the Life and Death Pill, she did not cause much heat at the scene.
Next, the rest of the countries have explained the so-called patented technologies they have brought.
However, Ye Tian watched the whole process and found that none of the drugs manufactured in various countries have the effect of prolonging life, and most of them are waste products.
"Everyone, you must have heard of the miraculous medicinal effect of Changsheng Water, and then I will invite the person in charge of the Daxia Zhongzhou Changsheng Water Company to come to the stage and introduce the magic of Changsheng Water to experts and professors from all over the world. ”
On the stage, Mr. Wu, the person in charge, spoke.
You must know that Changsheng Water is a product that is highly valued by Xu Shishou on Hong Kong Island, and Mr. Wu is also looking forward to it, how amazing is the rumored Changsheng Water?
"Finally started to introduce Xia Guo Changshengshui?"
"According to legend, longevity water can treat terminal illnesses and can really prolong people's lives. ”
"It's a bit of a brag to really prolong life! There is no drug in the world that can prolong people's life, but it is just a gimmick for commercial interests, and it is all bluffing. ”
"I think Changsheng water is also garbage, it is estimated that it is mixed with ordinary water, Xia Guo official wants to be in the limelight in the world, slapping a swollen face and becoming fat. ”
Experts and professors from all over the world sneered in broken Chinese, not believing that anything could prolong people's lives.
"Yanyu, don't care about the ridicule of experts and professors from other countries, you go up and tell them!"
Ye Tian saw that Song Yanyu's face was very unhappy, so he smiled indifferently and comforted.
"Yes, Boss Ye, I'll go up and explain. ”
Song Yanyu didn't sleep much last night, and spent the whole night preparing for today's speech, although he polished the details of the copywriting, he was still a little nervous, took a deep breath, and held his head high on stage.
"Hello everyone, my name is Song Yanyu, and this time I will introduce you to the magic of longevity water. ”
Song Yanyu looked at the many blonde and blue-eyed foreigners in the audience, and became nervous for a while, but seeing Ye Tian nodding and encouraging her, he finally overcame his nervousness with perseverance.
Begin to loudly introduce the water of immortality in public.
"Our behind-the-scenes boss has done many experiments, Changsheng Water can not only repair all kinds of physical trauma, but also treat all kinds of terminal cancer, even if it is congenital diseases, it can even rejuvenate older women, so that older men can not harm their kidneys, eight times a night. ”
Song Yanyu was talking about it, and a dark-skinned foreigner stood up with a microphone and said proudly:
"Miss Song Yanyu, you can't help but blow the longevity water is too amazing, just bragging, not talking about dry goods, who believes in your company's longevity water, do you dare to introduce the so-called longevity water to us in public, what are the ingredients?"
Seeing that foreigners were in trouble, Song Yanyu didn't panic at all, how to make immortal water, she probably learned something from Ye Tian.
"This dark-skinned foreign friend, have you heard of the magical Chinese medicine treasure of our Great Xia Kingdom?"
Song Yanyu smiled and didn't answer the rhetorical question.
"Traditional Chinese medicine, I have learned some about this abroad, isn't it just all kinds of strange medicinal materials?
The dark-skinned foreign expert looked disdainful.
"That is, the so-called Chinese medicine in Daxia is to use a bunch of weeds to treat diseases, and there are many weeds in the mountains, aren't they all eaten by cattle and sheep?"
"Hahaha! Daxia's medical skills are really declining, use the weeds eaten by cattle and sheep to cure diseases, don't be afraid of laughing off your big teeth, let's learn more Western medicine!"