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After the closing ceremony, the students returned to their classrooms one after another.

Tomorrow, the school will directly release the seven-day National Day holiday, and students still need to study at night tonight, and most of the teachers, except for the teacher on duty, everyone else can go out to carnival.

In particular, the teachers of the senior group of music and physical beauty offices who won the basketball game have booked a private room in advance and went out for dinner with the 3,000 yuan prize they won.

There were a lot of teachers attending the party this time, about 20 people, and they went straight to the "old cook".

The old chef is a fairly famous farmhouse restaurant in Eno City, medium grade, the single rooms inside are separated by green bamboo, very beautiful, and the price is cheap, the taste is also good, it is the first choice for dinner.

It is impossible for more than 20 people to all sit at the same table, not to mention that the old chef's single room is not large, so everyone sits down at three tables.

Xu Le's table is very special, Ma Xiaoqing, Jun Nannan, Yu Yingying, Zou Yu, all sit at this table, except for Xu Le and Gao Liang, everyone else is a female teacher.

Don't look at Gao Liangren's tall and extremely strong man, but his face is actually quite thin, he didn't want to sit at this table to eat, but he was pulled by Xu Le.

There is no way, Xu Le is sitting here by himself, surrounded by beautiful women, this feeling is naturally very refreshing, but Xu Le himself also feels very unhappy.

Other male teachers expressed their helplessness about this, no way, Xu Le's performance in the basketball game this time was too violent, too eye-catching, and he couldn't be envious.

The wine and food are very fast, because there will be a holiday tomorrow, so the teachers who came to the dinner today are not stretched, especially those male teachers, who threw off their arms and drank directly, although there are no beautiful women to accompany them, but the atmosphere is still very warm.

Xu Le and Gao Liang also drank beer, to be precise, the two of them have been being poured alcohol, and a table of female teachers is bombarding Xu Le and Gao Liang in turn.

In addition, many beautiful teachers have been teasing Xu Le and Gao Liang, Gao Liang, a simple guy, has probably never accepted such warm hospitality from a beautiful woman, and soon he was a little dizzy, and his tongue couldn't be straightened.

On the other hand, Xu Le is very calm, and he doesn't drink less, but he was born in the army, and he already drinks a lot, and after cultivating the Eight Dunjia, the mysterious air flow in his body is still melting the wine, and Xu Le is becoming more and more sober.

As a result, Xu Le was not drunk, and the beautiful teachers who poured him wine were a little dizzy.

Jun Nannan and Yu Yingying glanced at each other, pursed their lips and snickered, they had seen Xu Le's amount of alcohol, and knew that Xu Le's alcohol was very large, and they had never fought with Xu Le from the beginning.

The cold Zou Yu has maintained her style of rejecting people thousands of miles away, and it is not easy for her to come to the dinner, and she basically doesn't pay much attention to people.

In addition, in front of so many people, Ma Xiaoqing was very reserved, and he only drank a glass of wine with Xu Le, and he kept laughing and groaning, and he definitely didn't have the prodigal wreckage when he fought Xu Le in bed.

The wine is intoxicating, the wine is the best thing to get closer to people, most of the teachers who came out to the dinner were still young, and now they are a little drunk, so they are more and more open, and they have to pester Xu Le to tell jokes.

Jun Nannan did not help Xu Le to relieve the siege, but followed suit.

Telling jokes, Xu Le really can't, but he can tell pornographic jokes.

was forced to have no choice, Xu Le could only tell a more subtle yellow joke.

"I'm calling a female sister today.

I asked, "What for?"

She replied: I'm giving her boyfriend plastic surgery.

I said evilly: peel the cucumber?

She replied calmly: No, cut your nails!"

After speaking, Xu Le waited to see everyone's reactions.

Several female teachers immediately laughed, only Jun Nannan, Yu Yingying and Zou Yu were dazed.

Jun Nannan glared at Xu Le viciously and asked, "Xu Le, what's so funny about this joke? You tell me clearly! What does a boyfriend have to do with cucumbers? How could it be pulled on a fingernail?"

"Poof!"

As soon as this question was asked, even Ma Xiaoqing couldn't hold it back, and laughed directly.

In fact, Xu Le really wanted to tell her whether a woman is hungry or hungry, the only difference is where the cucumber in this woman's hand is stuffed!

Stuffing it in the mouth and swallowing it in the stomach is naturally hunger;

But if you stuff the sensitive parts under your crotch, you will naturally be hungry and thirsty!

Therefore, cucumber is the boyfriend of many lonely and cold women many times.

As for fingernails...... Some women don't like cucumbers, they like to stuff their fingers into a certain part of themselves, buckle and dig digging, and before the fingers enter, the latest ones to enter are fingernails, so Xu Le's yellow jokes will be pulled together with fingernails.

This kind of joke can only be understood by a woman who has changed countless boyfriends a long time ago and has slapped with men countless times, and a yellow flower girl like Jun Nannan will naturally not understand.

Moreover, this incident killed Xu Le, and Xu Le didn't dare to take the initiative to explain to Jun Nannan, as soon as it was explained, Jun Nannan still had to be annoyed and ashamed?

Ma Xiaoqing looked at Xu Le and said coquettishly: "I can't see it, Teacher Xu really knows a lot!"

Xu Le laughed at it, but in his heart he was slandering in an extremely evil belly, girl, you are so horny all day long, when you haven't touched me before, I'm afraid you didn't use cucumbers or fingers, right?

Jun Nannan's temperament is a little hard, I have to ask what it means, Xu Le didn't explain to her, no way, a female teacher whispered a few words in her ear, and then, Jun Nannan's pretty face suddenly turned red, glared at Xu Le viciously, eager to dismantle Xu Le, gritted his teeth and said word by word:

"I really didn't misread you! Xu Le, you are a big pervert!"

Xu Le was helpless, "You forced me to tell jokes, what can I do......"

The dinner was still going on, the scene was very hot, Xu Le finally took a break, and was burying his head in hard work, when he suddenly felt that someone had kicked him.

As soon as Xu Le looked up, he happened to see Ma Xiaoqing looking at him with a smile.

This is simply crazy! How dare she tease herself in front of so many colleagues!

Although this kind of righteous and bright "stealing, love" feels really cool, but once it is discovered, it will be ruined.

Just when Xu Le hesitated, he suddenly felt that he had been kicked again.

This couldn't bear it, Xu Le quietly stretched out his left hand under the table, and when the little foot stretched out again, he grabbed it directly and pressed it on his lap.

Xu Le looked up and found that Ma Xiaoqing still looked as usual, and couldn't help but admire that she was really good at acting, but suddenly found that Jun Nannan's body was slightly stiff, and her pretty face was flushed.

Xu Le was slightly stunned, lowered his head and quietly looked at it, and suddenly his scalp was numb!

This little foot is not Ma Xiaoqing's, but Jun Nannan's!