On Friday morning, Yang Hao informed everyone one by one that he had a treat in the evening and kept a little stomach for lunch at lunch.

At half past five in the evening, 909 came to the "first" barbecue restaurant at the back of the school.

The reason for Yang Hao's invitation is that he has been in college for three years, and he always eats everyone's, and he has never invited everyone to a meal.

As soon as he sat down at the door, Yang Hao said, "The place is not very good, don't be surprised." ”

Throughout 909, no one really picks Yang Hao's reason.

Yang Hao's family background is average, everyone knows Lu Dao, and almost half of this kid's monthly living expenses are spent on phone bills.

The "first one" is the most delicious skewer shop near Eastern Mori University, and everyone says, "This is the place to eat, and the dishes in the restaurant come and go, and I am tired of eating them for a long time." ”

When the first case of beer was empty, Yang Hao called his girlfriend who was far away in Chengdu, took the phone and said a few words, and then handed the phone to Ai Feng and said, "My Nan Nan wants to say a few words to you." ”

At this time, Bian Xuedao remembered that Yang Hao told everyone that his girlfriend's name was Jiang Nannan.

Yang Hao's phone turned around on the table, and every boy in the 909 dormitory chatted with Jiang Nannan for a few words.

Jiang Nannan on the phone had a thin voice and could not be heard to be very talkative, but for the sake of her boyfriend's harmonious relationship with her bedmate, she worked hard to talk to everyone, asked everyone to take care of Yang Hao more on the phone, and invited everyone to go to Chengdu to play.

Because Yang Hao has a small birthday and is the seventh in the dormitory, Jiang Nannan is on the phone, and he also follows Yang Hao to call everyone "eldest brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, fifth brother......

Originally, there was a sixth brother, but at this time the sixth brother was already in prison.

The phone stayed in my hand for the longest time.

Yu Jin held the phone in his hand, patted his chest and promised Jiang Nannan on the other end of the phone: "I will definitely watch Yang Hao for my younger brothers and sisters, promise not to let a female **** get close to Yang Hao's classmates, and promise to return my younger brother and sister to a boyfriend who is jade and icy, round and jade, original and original, and close to Zhu Zhechi in four years." ”

Bian Xuedao took the phone from Yu Jin's hand, and said in the first sentence: "The kid who talked to you just now, Chinese is his second foreign language, don't mind." ”

Tong Chao was on the side and shouted at the phone: "The kid who talked to you just now is not an earthling at all. ”

Yu Jin shook his head and said to Tong Chao: "My spaceship is broken, why don't I go back to Namek as soon as possible...... Your ship is broken too?"

Waiting for Bian Xuedao to hand the phone to Li Yu, Yu asked Bian Xuedao today: "You said that if I have money in the future, I will open a space travel company to send idlers and rich people on the earth to distant planets, is it reliable?"

"It should be reliable in theory. ”

"Is there a future?"

Bian Xuedao ate a string of dried tofu rolls and said, "There may be, there may not be." ”

Yu Jin put the wine glass in his hand on the table and said, "I don't like honest people like you." ”

By the time the second case of beer was empty, the skewers on the table had already been taken back and heated three times.

When Chen Jian was about to ask for another case of beer, the boy at the table behind him beckoned the boss to settle the account.

The boss, who was in his early 40s and slightly bowed, walked into the house and said to the six boys at the table a little embarrassed: "Brother, I'm invited, settle the garlic money!"

A boy sat on a chair and asked, "Boss, what do you mean?"

The boss said, "You ordered a total of 12 skewers of mutton, 6 skewers of beef, and 6 skewers of tendons." Just now I asked the person in charge of the skewers outside, and you asked for 66 skewers of roasted garlic before and after the table, brother, the garlic also cost money. ”

The boy at the table disagreed, saying, "You can't count it like that, right? Didn't your store say that roasted garlic was free?

The boss said, "There are too many things to eat at this table, and I can't do this business anymore." ”

A few boys at that table couldn't get up when they sat down, so they said that the boss's shop was not exquisite, and said that they were free and charged money, as if no one could afford to eat skewers.

Chen Jian heard that the table was too ink, and felt that it was a bit embarrassing to be in a school with such a person, so he asked Yang Hao: "Let's withdraw too." ”

Yang Hao greeted the boss who was theorizing with the table: "Boss, settle the account." ”

The boss took the opportunity to get rid of the table, went outside to find the bill for Yang Hao's table, walked in and stood by the table and said: "There is a total of 258 with wine, and everyone is 240, and my brothers will come often in the future." ”

Yang Hao took out 3 100 cards and handed them to the boss, saying, "You don't need to erase change, just find me 40, it's not easy for you to toss so late." ”

Yu Jin was the most afraid of causing trouble, looked at the boy at the table behind him and said, "Yes, there is no need to erase zero, and the garlic is not blown by the wind." ”

The two boys at the back table immediately stood up and walked to the table of Bian Xuedao: "Where are you?

Chen Jian sat still and glanced at the two boys: "Settle your accounts, leave your people, don't look for unpleasant." ”

The boy stood still and didn't move: "You guys are awesome enough, you don't need to erase zero, do you know how your parents worked hard to earn money at home?"

Yang Hao stood up: "Don't worry about useless hearts." If you can afford to eat, don't eat if you can't afford to eat, if you have that time to play with small business, it is better to find a construction site to move bricks to earn some money, and when you eat, you can also be righteous. Also, we've settled the bill, so please get out of the way. ”

Seeing Yang Hao stand up, the people in 909 stood up.

Not to mention anything else, when the other party saw the height and size of 7 people, he immediately lost his sharpness.

Especially Bian Xuedao, who kept squinting at the two boys opposite, although he didn't speak, the other party still felt an extremely dangerous aura from him.

Just kidding, I beat up the deputy mayor's son, and a few of you can't afford to eat skewers?

You must know that in the past few nights, Bian Xuedao has not thought about anything else, all he thinks about is how to get close to people at the level of the provincial party secretary, governor, secretary of the municipal party committee, and mayor, leaving an impression and sending favors.

In addition, on the rainy day before, Xu Shangxiu used both fists and feet to give him a good beating.

Bian Xuedao has never been a character who can't fight back, that is, Xu Shangxiu, if you change a woman, you won't stand there and let the other party be angry.

So now it's a little uncomfortable to learn the Tao.

It can be determined that as long as these boys dare to have the intention of doing it, they can turn them all over while learning the Tao.

The problem is that Yang Hao is the east today, and he wants to give Yang Hao face, and he will take the lead.

Yang Hao drank the last sip of wine in the cup, stood up, stretched out his hand to pull the two boys at the table apart, looked at each other's eyes, and walked towards the door very stylishly.

A few boys at the back table, looked at Yang Hao, looked at Bian Xuedao, Chen Jian, Yu Jin, and Ai Feng, and didn't say a word.

When all 7 people went out, Li Yu put his arms around Yang Hao's neck and said, "Old Qixing, this little evil spirit can also scare people." ”

Yang Hao said with a smile: "Isn't it all of you, I am a fox and a fake tiger." ”

Yu Jin said: "That's not it, you belong to the beast today." ”

Li Yu said: "Brother Jin, please, can you not torture people with idioms?"

Ai Feng said: "Lao Qi usually has a rabbit temper, but today is really rare. ”

Yu Jin said: "It's urgent, the little white rabbit also has a time when the beast is big." Maiba, I'm using it right this time!"

Li Yu said: "Yes, that's right. ”

Seven people drank two cases of beer, excluding those who didn't drink, about 8 bottles per person.

8 bottles of beer is equivalent to gargling for Chen Jian, just warming up for Li Yu, just entering the state for Jin and Ai Feng, and for Yang Hao and Tong Chao, it is already a super level of performance.

It's okay to sit in the house, but when he sees the wind outside, Tong Chao immediately hugs the small tree on the side of the road and vomits.

Two young women who looked like they were dressed for the night shift walked past Tong Chao, covered their noses with their hands, twisted their waists and walked a few steps tightly, escaping from the smell of vomit.

Yu Jin, who had been watching the two women walk away, raised his nose and sniffed it in the air a few times, and said to Bian Xuedao: "I'm afraid I have to sprinkle two taels of perfume on my body, and it is estimated that the dogs across the five streets can faint." ”

Bian Xuedao said: "Your actions and your metaphors are too graphic. ”

Yu Jin smiled and said, "If you hurt me like this again, I won't like you anymore." ”

Tong Chao vomited almost, and when he was hooked by the smell, Yang Hao also vomited.

The small tree that Tong Chao was supporting was no longer useful, and Yang Hao bent down and stood on the curb of the road and vomited vigorously.

Three more women with heavy makeup walked by.

Yu Jin saw it, poked it with his hand, and said, "The one with long hair in the middle, how is it?"

Bian Xuedao glanced at it and said, "General." ”

Yu Jin asked again, "What about the one on the left?"

Bian Xuedao said: "No. ”

Yu Jin persistently asked, "What about the one on the right?"

Bian Xuedao couldn't bear it anymore and said: "The aesthetic difference between me and you is as big as socialism and capitalism. ”

Chen Jian, who went to a nearby supermarket to buy cigarettes, came back, stood next to Bian Xuedao and Yu Jin, and said, "What are you two muttering about here that is not suitable for children?"

Yu Jin looked up at the sky, let out a long sigh, and said: "Looking at the pedestrians coming and going on the street, when I think of how they came to this world, I can't help but sigh, this world......s too fucking yellow."

Hearing this, Chen Jian, who was smoking, took a puff of cigarette, coughed for a long time, pointed at Yu Jin and said, "Your uncle!"

Tong Chao and Yang Hao were both drunk, and when they guessed that the taste of the bedroom would not be good at night, Bian Xuedao and Yu Jin both hid home.

For a few days on end, I looked through the diary of 2001 in the study that recorded important information, which has become a compulsory course every night for Bian Xuedao.

Many things, we need to act in advance, pave the way in advance, and settle in advance in order to really borrow strength, momentum, and east wind.

What Bian Xuedao is doing now is to bury the line in advance according to the correct trajectory on the premise of knowing the results of the Dao, and lay out idle chess pieces.

However, his background is too poor and too young, even in 2014, he is only in his early 30s.

Say a thousand things and ten thousand, or make money first.

With a "tick" sound, the phone came in for a text message.

clicked on it and saw it, it was Liao Li, and asked Bian Xuedao if there were any lucrative jobs introduced to her during the summer vacation.

For Liao Li, a rich woman, who pretends to be poor, Bian Xuedao has been completely immune.

However, this text message still reminded him that the club was about to open, and it seemed that the beauty member promotion plan he had conceived before should also be stocked up by some people in advance.

Liao Lian wants to make money so much, let her sell some hue!