Chapter 8: Diaosi Pseudo Counterattack (8) [Happy Chinese New Year's Eve]
Listening to Shaoke's words, I slowly calmed down, looking at Chen Hu who was lying on the ground in a coma and his face was covered with blood, I couldn't help but be startled, I don't know if I was angry or scared, in short, my hands were sweaty now, and I couldn't control my shivering.
"Airplanes... Your hands are a little too dark now, aren't they!" Seeing that I was gradually recovering, Lu Shuai let go of his arms that were holding me tightly and let out a long breath and pointed at Chen Hu on the ground, his face full of unbearable.
"It's okay... First.. It's like this when you don't fight with people all the time! Let's smoke one!" Shaoke saw that I couldn't stop trembling, and in front of his companions, he forcibly changed the first fight to an old one, took out a pack of four-yuan "red plums" from his pocket and handed it to me, looking at Shaoke's hopeful expression, I hesitated slightly, took the cigarette that Shaoke stretched out, and put it in his mouth to smoke, and the cigarette was spit out directly before it passed his throat.
"Damn, you're a waste! Waste is a crime, can you understand..."Lu Shuai saw that I didn't know how to smoke at all, and snatched the cigarette directly from my hand, and very skillfully clamped it between his index finger and middle finger and put it to his mouth. took a puff, saw Shaoke frowning and staring at him, and hurriedly stuffed the cigarette back into my hand, hiding behind me with a dry smile and explaining: "Brother Ke, I am teaching airplanes.. It doesn't mean anything else..."
"Haha, this kid is really interesting! You're from the Northeast, right?" Shaoke grinned and pointed at Lu Shuai, who was hiding behind me, and laughed.
"Well, his name is Lu Shuai... I shouted at him to masturbate... I don't have one of the best buddies in my class... Playing League of Legends is a ruthless hand!" I hurriedly smiled and explained my relationship with Lu Shuai to Shaoke, for fear that Lu Shuai's actions just now would anger him.
"It's all my own... The boss I know outside is a Northeasterner, and the Northeasterners are all thieves, Lu Shuai, you are quite stocky, how can you still be bullied like that bear!I remember the last time I watched this in the toilet, I slapped you several times in the toilet!" Shaoke kindly walked up to me, patted Lu Shuai's shoulder, pointed to Chen Hu who was paralyzed on the ground, and asked.
"I'm not afraid of him, I just don't think there's any need to get into trouble, my parents are doing business in other places all year round... If I fight with someone and the school calls my parents, my dad will come back and prepare to cut me! And there are many of them, and I am not an opponent at all! Knowing that I will be beaten again, then I am not stupid..."Lu Shuai inherited the reality and talkative of the Northeast people, and just after seeing Shaoke's smiling face on him, he didn't think of himself as an outsider at all.
"Oh oh..."Shaoke also saw that Lu Shuai was bragging, nodded in response and didn't expose him, turned around and leaned on his shoulder, and I nodded the unconscious Chen Hu with his chin and said: "This time the grudge with Chen Hu is too big... You also listened to what he just said! He Lei has had a pretty good reputation in Chengguan District in the past two years! Our school is so close to Chengguan District, fuck it! In the future, you have to be more careful on the way to school after school! I'll go out of school to find my boss later, don't worry! If you do it with a knife and a gun, my boss won't be a vegetarian! I'm afraid of this group of people forcing you!"
"It's nothing, at most it's just a beating! I also saw clearly that from now on, I would either be ruthless or endure! Do it! Both of them will carry a head on their shoulders! No one will have more lives than the other! If he doesn't provoke me, forget it, if it's still endless... I'm going to him!" The punch and kick to Chen Hu just now also completely stimulated the wildness in my heart, I have always felt that I don't like to do things with people, but just now I saw Chen Hu being beaten by me with a bloody face, I don't know why I suddenly felt excited.
"It's nothing! I'm still the same sentence, I love to be barren and who is whoever, and my brother has no face! Okay, you should be more careful at school! I'll go out to find my eldest brother now, and I'll pick you up at the school gate before school at noon at the latest! I'll go home with you in the past two days, and I have to guard against this group of coercion tricks!" Shaoke patted me on the shoulder and whistled at a few of his companions, and a few of them walked quickly towards the big iron gate.
"Let's evacuate quickly!" Lu Shuai saw that Shaoke and the others were gone, and suddenly returned to his original colors, and pointed to Chen Hu who was lying on the ground and his two followers who had not fainted with a fearful expression, and dragged me towards the iron gate.
"Where are we going? It's all classes outside now... Let's go out and let the director of discipline catch us, isn't it to find trouble for ourselves..."I followed Lu Shuai around to the staircase on the far left side of the teaching building and asked heavily.
"It's better to go anywhere than in that back warehouse... Didn't you look at Zhao Bin and the other person who stared at the two of us, just waiting for Shaoke and them to leave!" Lu Shuai patted his chest with palpitations, and looked like he was a little embarrassed: "By the way, I have a good place... Follow me!" Lu Shuai said, grabbed me and ran towards the teaching building.
"Are you taking me back to class to kill yourself..."I watched Lu Shuai pull me towards the teaching building, shook off his arm and asked dissatisfiedly.
"... Let's go to the roof! In the past, when I secretly smoked, I didn't dare to go to the toilet and the back warehouse, so I secretly climbed to the top of the building alone!" Lu Shuai stretched out his index finger and pointed to the top floor of the teaching building, and led me up the stairs on the seventh floor to the top floor.
"Damn... How did you find such a good place!" I stood on the eaves of the roof of the building and looked down, suddenly felt dizzy, hurriedly took a few steps back and sat on the ground, and then grabbed Lu Shuai next to him and asked viciously: "Say, when will you kid smoke! What else is there to hide from Lao Tzu..."
"I'm going to hide it from you... Did you ask me before? Besides, this rooftop isn't a secret... I often run Internet cafes, you know, the more Internet cafes go to, you naturally learn to smoke, our school as soon as the toilet and back warehouse are occupied by that group of gangsters, only the roof of this building is empty and not easy to be found by the teacher... That's why I'm here!" Lu Shuai looked aggrieved, took out a crumpled red cigarette case from his pocket, took out two cigarettes, and handed me one.
I shook my head, waved my hand and smiled, "Forget it, don't let me sin again!"
"Smoking a cigarette, committing a gross crime... Here you go!" Lu Shuai shoved the cigarette into my hand and took out a lighter to light it for me.
"Didn't you say it before, wasting is a crime! I'm not committing the crime of the old nose if I spoil the whole cigarette for you again!" I teased in Lu Shuai's tone.
"Fuck off! I was a way to have a relationship with Shao Ke just now! You really care about your cigarette or half a cigarette when you are a laborer! Come and I'll teach you... In the future, the mixed society will not smoke and say what a shame it will be!" Lu Shuai glanced at me, and put the cigarette in his mouth between his index and middle fingers: "Hiss.." He took a puff into his stomach, then puffed out a smoke ring through his nose and waved at me: "You have to go to your lungs to smoke... Suck down!
I followed what Lu Shuai said, and pulled a mouthful into my stomach and coughed out in an instant, "Ahem..."
"Nima... It's like you're going to kill you... Don't have to exert so much force, slowly, gently... Swallow it as it is... Hey, don't you look at it? It's like this..."Lu Shuai hissed. He took another puff and puffed out a wisp of smoke through his nose to teach me how to smoke properly.
"Ahem...", I seem to be born clumsy on the social skill of smoking, even if Lu Shuai has slowed down my movements I don't know how many times to be a teacher, I still haven't learned...
"I've seen stupid people, I've never seen you so ingenious and stupid... You're such a!" Lu Shuai glanced at me and decided to give up.
"Fuck off, you're an idiot!" I threw a fist on Lu Shuai's shoulder.
"Damn. I'm broken! Pay me 100,000 yuan for medical expenses... Otherwise, the labor and management will call the police!" Lu Shuai pretended to be seriously injured and lay on the ground with his arms covered, rolling back and forth.
"There's no money anyway... Labor and management will simply kill you..."I threw the cigarette butt aside and threw it on Lu Shuai's body and scratched the itch of his armpits, I remember my mother said that fat people are afraid of itching, and sure enough, Lu Shuai smiled and turned back and begged me for mercy: "Good man, spare your life..."
"Haha..." We laughed and played for a long time, and then we were both tired and lay on the ground with our heads on our backs like dead dogs.
"Hey, sir..."I kicked Lu Shuai in the stomach, "What's the matter?
"Thank you!" I sincerely sat up straight and looked at Lu Shuai and said, "Thank you for helping me in such a situation!"
"Hypocrisy..."Lu Shuai raised his eyebrows at me disdainfully, and with his unshaved cheek stubble, he looked particularly funny, and whistled at me and said, "If you really thank me, buy me a Catherina's skin..."
"Roll the calf! Don't forget your old job in three sentences! Don't forget that you're a masturbator, right..."I glared at Lu Shuai angrily, picked up the half of the cigarette fart that was thrown away by myself just now, stretched out his hand to Lu Shuai, and said: "Lighter, bring it... I don't believe it, I can't learn to smoke!"
"You can insult me, but you can't insult a great god of the second golden stage!, or Lao Tzu will turn your face in minutes!" Lu Shuai sat up straight and looked at me with a dissatisfied face and muttered.
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There are less than four hours to come in 2015, and here the fat man wishes all the brothers who don't know each other to be proud, proud and sail away in the Year of the Goat!
Rich brothers can continue to be willful and stubborn.
Brothers who have no money can make a lot of money and go on willfully!