Somalia shilling!!The money my brother-in-law gave me turned out to be Somalan shilling!!

After listening to the words of the bank attendant, the dream of the whole person is not good, like him who likes waves, likes freedom, likes money, although he does not dare to say that he knows all the currencies in the world, but he still knows the names of the first few and the last ones.

The most valuable currency in the world is the Zimbabwe dollar, which can be exchanged for 642,371,437,695,221,000 Zimbabwean dollars for 1 US dollar, which can be said to be less valuable than the money that Xia Hua burned to his ancestors.

This is not a joke, when the Zimbabwe dollar was revalued this summer, an egg was worth about 35 billion Zimbabwean dollars, you read that right, the unit, not a hundred million, but 100 million, 35 billion, 35 billion Zimbabwean dollars can only buy an egg, how low the value of this money is, you can make up for it yourself.

The second worthless in the world, that is, the money that Liu Yu gave to his dreams, Somalian shillings, 1 US knife can be exchanged for 35,000 Somalian shillings, although this currency is not as wasteful as the Zimbabwe dollar, but it is not much better, and those who do counterfeit money print this thing, and it is estimated that they will lose their underwear.

After being stunned for a while, Dream directly stuffed ten yuan back to the waiter, and then pointed to the money he brought, "I won't change it, so much money will be exchanged for you ten yuan, I might as well take it home and wipe my butt and use it as a finger!!"

"Oh, if you don't change it, forget it, but I advise you not to use it as a paper paper, the countries that use this currency, the people there are not very hygienic, you wipe your ass carefully... After returning the money to the dream, the waiter kindly reminded him.

As a result, the waiter handed out the money, and while stuffing them back into his bag, he scolded and said, "You are still serious about my jokes, and this currency was originally new, unused, and my niece used it to play..." ”

"Well, you go slowly, and the next one please come forward to handle business.... After smiling awkwardly, the waiter smiled professionally again and said to the customer behind the dream.

After walking out of the bank, Dream still scolded and walked towards the place where he parked his bicycle, "I'll go, my brother-in-law, who is worth tens of billions, is inevitably a little too picky, get so much money for me, and it turns out to be worth ten yuan!"

And this ten yuan, or the waiter paid out of his own pocket, and wanted to buy it back to play, and he slammed the door, slammed the door, this is really a brother-in-law who slammed the door, and sure enough, the richer the person, the more he slammed the door, hey...... Uh!!"

Before Dream finished scolding, Dream noticed something very unpleasant, he rode over in the morning and locked the bicycle under the tree, and at this time everything except for the broken lock, everything else was gone....... The bike was stolen!!

"Damn, what kind of bastard is so pitiful, Lao Tzu's bicycle was bought for me by my daughter-in-law, if I lose it, I won't die when she comes back?"

When Dream scolded the street, a man who seemed to be able to run suddenly walked in front of Dream and pointed to the street not far away, "I just saw two young people, carrying a bicycle from here, the Ferrari brand, it should be yours, you go to chase it now, maybe you can catch up..." ”

"Ah, over there, thank you, when I recover the bike, I will ask you to drink when I turn around...... Hearing the man's words, he turned around and ran towards the position the man pointed to, shouting without looking back.

I thought I had met a good Samaritan this time, but what Dream never expected was that when he started, the man would suddenly grab his backpack and pull it back, and then grab his backpack and run away.

Dream was pulled by the man and almost fell, and when he came back to his senses, Dream hurriedly chased towards the man's position while shouting, "Catch the thief, catch the thief, everyone, come and catch the thief...... Uh,!!"

Chasing and chasing, when the dream was dozens of meters away from the man, the man suddenly pushed out a bicycle from a corner, and then ran away on the bicycle with a whoosh, the dream was not dazzled, and he dared to guarantee that the bicycle was what he rode in the morning.

Looking at the man who disappeared on his bicycle, he dreamed of being angry in his heart, he didn't want to call the police, so he directly took out his mobile phone, unlocked the password lock, and then pressed the demon spirit, and was ready to call the police uncle to deal with it.

It's just that what Dream Play didn't expect was that just as he put the phone to his ear and was about to speak, a sound of wind blew in his ears, and then the phone in his hand disappeared.

The phone was robbed!!

After analyzing the cause and effect of the incident, the dream almost collapsed as soon as it looked up, and the man from before came back to snatch his mobile phone on his bicycle and backpack!!

Looking at the back of the thief in the distance, Dream sat on the ground and wanted to cry without tears, "I don't look like a bully, so he came back again and again to bully me, I .....!!"

Halfway through the scolding, worried about the dream that the thief would come back, after looking at the clothes on his body, he chose to turn around and leave, trotting back towards the neighborhood where he lived.

When I came, I rode a bicycle, I didn't feel how far it was, and I was going to run back this time, but before I finished half the way, my dream was drenched in sweat and out of breath.

I was so tired, I went to the convenience store at the entrance of the community to get a bottle of water, told the boss that I didn't bring money for exercise in the morning, and went back to send him the money, and then opened the bottle and drank it in a big gulp.

Puff puff puff ........ Before Dream finished drinking the water, Dream saw the man who stole his bicycle, pedaling his bicycle, carrying his backpack, carrying his mobile phone, sweating profusely and stopping at the door of the convenience store, picking up a bottle of water and gulping it down.

After the man drank a few sips of mineral water, he turned to look at the dream of choking on water, and said happily, "Brother, don't drink cold water if you're lucky, you'll stuff your teeth, hahaha....... Uh, it's you, it....!!"

After dreaming of the face under his hair, the man shouted and said that after lying down, he didn't say a word and threw away his backpack, mobile phone, and bicycle, turned around and ran away, and after a while, he ran away...

Looking at the backpack, mobile phone, and bicycle that came back after a circle, Dream said with a complicated face, "Thanks to my brother-in-law, I have had a wonderful morning...... ”

Ha Qiu... Puff puff... Liu Yu, who was drinking water somewhere, suddenly had an itchy nose, one didn't hold back, and one Ha Qiu came out, snatched himself into tears, and sprayed water all over the ground.

(End of chapter)