Xue'er was about to speak, Zu An had already said in a row: "I just fell into the pond in a daze, and Sister Xue'er came to save me, but I accidentally slipped and fell in, but fortunately, I could barely save her with a little water." ”

The devil knows who is going to kill him, so avoid tearing his face until I know more.

Cher's face changed, but in the end she didn't refute.

"Is that really the case?" Chu Chuyan glanced at Xue'er, "You are all soaked, let's go take a shower and change your clothes first, and finish washing and eating." ”

After finishing speaking, he drifted away again, and saw Zu An complaining, a seat in white clothes with his feet not touching the ground, and he thought he was a hell when he saw this posture in the middle of the night.

However, he immediately realized a problem: "Xue'er, where are you going to bathe and change clothes, why don't we go together?"

"Get out!" Xue'er thought to herself, if she wasn't dressed now, she wouldn't beat you so that her mother didn't know my surname in the future.

Some distressed glanced at the melon seeds scattered on the ground, stomped their feet and trotted away.

Fortunately, Chu Chuyan sent a small servant to lead the way, and after bathing and changing clothes in the room, Zu An looked at the appearance in the mirror, which was seven or eight points similar to himself in his previous life, that is, he was much thinner, but he was already very satisfied: "Sure enough, he is still so handsome, although he is not as good as Pan An, but he is still better than Ximenqing." ”

Originally, I was looking forward to waiting to dine with my cheap wife for a while, but who knew that Chu Chuyan didn't show up at all, but someone sent some food over.

"Damn, when I'm a prisoner?" Zu An suddenly realized that he still overestimated the status of the world's top uncle, and he didn't even have the qualifications to eat at the table with this posture.

"Don't eat the food that comes from it!" Zu An didn't understand why he was willing to endure such humiliation in this life, so he picked up the food and threw it aside, who knew that it didn't take long for his stomach to suddenly sound with a gurgling sound, and the aroma of the food kept coming.

Zu An frowned, and finally decided that the eldest husband could bend and stretch, and quickly picked up those meals again and swept them away, not to mention, the dishes cooked by this cook were quite fragrant.

After finishing his meal, Zu An felt much more comfortable and began to think about how to survive in this world next.

He found pen and paper in his room and wrote down the title: A Guide to Survival in the Otherworld.

Then he began to recall the information he had seen on the Internet before, and then he couldn't help but start to miss the computer in his previous life, reminisce about the games on his mobile phone, and miss the thrill of debating with people on the forum......

I don't know how long it was, but I suddenly noticed that it was already dark outside.

Wait, what did I just want to do?

Looking at the draft with only one title, his eyelids jumped, and he just threw it into a ball, and decided to go out and see if he could find out more news.

In this life, he has suffered so much as an aunt, and he has always been a helpful character, of course, he has to vent his anger for him and cheer up his husband.

Although he is not very familiar with this house, with his ability to speak lotus flowers, it is easy to find out Chu Chuyan's residence from the servant's mouth, and before he enters the door, he hears Xue'er's voice in the house: "Miss, do you want to eat melon seeds?"

"No, you should also eat less, I heard that if you eat too many melon seeds, your front teeth will be broken. ”

"Miss, you're scaring me again...... By the way, that guy is getting more and more excessive, and it feels like he used to be more pleasing to the eye, but today I don't know which tendon was wrong. ”

"I also think he's different today than usual. Chu Chuyan snorted, and as soon as Zu An's heart was raised, he heard her say again, "Maybe I was struck by lightning today, and I was a little stupid." ”

Zaun: "......"

Xue'er was amused, and snorted after a while: "Miss, this guy did something like that last night, why didn't Miss blame him?"

Chu Chuyan said lightly: "What happened last night was very strange, and I will discuss it with my father and mother tomorrow and then make a plan." ”

Zu An was overjoyed when he heard it, he didn't expect this cheap wife to have an IQ online, so he didn't have to stage the routines of those bloody dramas on TV.

"That's a bargain," Cher muttered, "why didn't this thunder kill him, otherwise you wouldn't have to guard this waste, Miss." ”

"Don't say anything like that. Chu Chuyan reprimanded.

Seeing that they hadn't mentioned the previous incident by the pool, Zu An'an thought that this matter had nothing to do with cheap wives, no, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive people, and she can't let her guard down.

Hearing that Xue'er in the house still kept saying bad things about herself, Zu An suddenly became angry.

Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it! kicked open the door.

Chu Chuyan was also a little stunned when he saw his arrival: "What are you doing here?"

"It's dark, and there's nothing else to do, so of course it's time to sleep. Zu An glared at Xue'er's girl fiercely, thinking that she would find an opportunity to prepare a dumb pill to see how arrogant you were.

Chu Chuyan's face sank: "Then what are you doing here with me?"

"Isn't it natural for a husband and wife to sleep?" said Zu An, as he walked to the back room as a matter of course.

"Ah~"

With a scream, Zuan was kicked out without incident.

Xue'er gloated and said, "The surname is Zu, you don't pee to take pictures of what you are, and you still want to get close to our young lady?"

But to her surprise, there was no expression of shame and anger on the other party's face, but a smile: "Sure enough." ”

Zu An judged from the previous details that the two should not have a skin-to-skin relationship, this time it was just a verification, and now he is not only not angry, but happy, this cheap wife can start from scratch.

"Is your head really broken?" Xue'er didn't see the expected reaction, and always felt that something was missing, and she was not so happy.

Zu An also felt that his reaction was a little wrong, so he hurriedly put away his smile and made a sad and angry look: "There is no heavenly reason, which wife in this world does not sleep with her husband." ”

"Shut up!" Chu Chuyan's face finally turned a little red, and with a wave of his sleeve, he closed the door, lest his ghost cry and wolf howl be heard by the entire mansion.

Zu An continued to play Lai Sapo and said: "Since you don't want to sleep with me, then what kind of relationship do you have with me, tomorrow I will go to the city to beat gongs and drums to tell the truth about us, and then see if your Chu family has no face or I have no face." ”

"You dare!" Chu Chuyan stood up, and an inexplicable momentum spread out.

Zu An snorted: "What don't you dare, anyway, my reputation is already rotten, and I'm not afraid of even worse." In fact, isn't this just what you want, just to let other wealthy sons know that you are flawless......"

Chu Chuyan took a deep breath and looked at Zu An with a frosty face: "Do you really want to sleep with me." ”

"Yes, yes!" Zu An looked excited, this stupid girl won't be stunned, how could he miss this good opportunity, didn't Zhang Ailing say that the most convenient passage to a woman's heart is that, raw rice is cooked and cooked.

Chu Chuyan said lightly: "Then let Xue'er accompany you tonight." ”

Xue'er, who was eating melons and watching the play on the side: "???"

"Miss!"

The melon seeds in my hand are suddenly not fragrant!

Chu Chuyan glanced at her, his eyes were quite playful: "Anyway, when he rescued you today, he touched and hugged him." What's more, as a girl who has a room, she already has this obligation, what, don't you want to?"

As soon as she made eye contact with her, thinking of her usual temperament, Xue'er shivered all over, and didn't dare to say anything more, so she could only bite her lip tightly, and tears rolled in her eyes.

Zu An was stunned for a moment, what kind of rhythm is this? Send other women to her husband's bed? But thinking that Xue'er was going to kill himself during the day, he also wanted to see what was going on with these two, so the golden knife horse sat down:

"Xue'er, Xue'er, come and wait for your master to change clothes. ”

Chu Chuyan in the distance frowned slightly, this guy's shamelessness seemed to be beyond his imagination.

Xue'er Chuchu glanced at Chu Chuyan pitifully, but it was a pity that her own young lady directly picked up a book to read, if Zu An stood behind Chu Chuyan, she would definitely find that the small book she sandwiched in the middle of the big book was the one she read during the day.

Seeing that the young lady didn't look at her at all, Xue'er finally despaired, reluctantly walked over, glared at Zu An viciously, and looked heroic and righteous: "Come if you want to come, I will be bitten by a dog!" At the same time, there was a wisp of murderous intent hidden in the depths of his eyes, and his little hand touched the fine needles hidden in the braid, and his eyes were full of struggle.

And Chu Chuyan, who was reading a book just now, also raised his head at this time and looked at her figure thoughtfully.

Zu An was also a little hairy, originally just wanted to test what kind of medicine was sold in their gourds, but now in this situation, is he a beast or a beast?

In the end, he was ruthless, you are not afraid of women, what am I afraid of as a man, since I want to act, then I will accompany you to act!

After making up his mind, he laughed and threw himself at Cher......

After a while, a terrible scream suddenly sounded in the room: "No!"

Seeing Zu An staring at the lower part of his lower abdomen in disbelief, the whole person seemed to be petrified, Chu Chuyan's face was slightly red and he looked away, and there was a hint of surprise and pity in his eyes.

Xue'er, who lived for the rest of her life after the catastrophe, was not so polite, she picked up her clothes and covered her chest while retracting the hidden weapon, and at the same time tried her best to mock to express her revenge: "I used to think you were just a wreck, but now I find that I overestimate you, it turns out that you are not even a man, hahaha, laugh at me......"

Zu An didn't even have the mood to refute, his eyes were full of tears, and his steps were extremely heavy and he left the room, this blow was too big, and he had the confidence to resolve any other difficulties one by one, but this body was born unable to rise, so what was the point of everything?

Not long after walking, he happened to come across a tree with a crooked neck, and he mechanically took off his belt and wrapped it around the branch, and decided to hang himself for a hundred years, maybe he died and crossed back again.

At this moment, an old voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "You are just a special ban there, and it is not inexplicable." ”

Zu An looked back and saw a rickety old man standing nearby, an old face wrinkled as if he had been peeling for many years, with a small hoe pinned to his waist, and the whole person trembled, as if he was about to fall when the wind blew.

The memory in my mind slowly emerged, and I vaguely remembered that this old man was a servant in the house, responsible for the maintenance of the garden, and he was taciturn and withdrawn on weekdays, and he had almost no sense of existence in the house, and he was often bullied, and everyone called him Old Man Mi.

The previous owner of this body was in sympathy with him, and once secretly gave him some snacks, so he had some impressions.

However, Zu An is now more concerned about another question: "Ban, who gave me a ban?" I thought to myself, could it be Chu Chuyan's woman? But listening to her tone, it doesn't look like it.

Old Man Mi shook his head: "I don't know, I think this ban should have been planted when you were very young." ”

"Can the predecessors know the solution?" Zu An grabbed his arm expectantly, after watching so many novels and TV series, it was not easy for such an old man to look at it, at this moment, he made up a lot of possibilities in his brain, a top powerhouse in the past, for various reasons, had to hide incognito in the Chu family as an ordinary flower farmer......

Such thighs, of course, should be hugged tightly!