It is said that the bold will be killed and the faint will be starved.

Now that I think about it, that's not true at all. No, I was originally useless, but after I inadvertently fell off the top bunk of the university dormitory yesterday, my brain was so bold that I dared to tease her when I saw a female ghost during the day, and it turned out to be a big deal.

Because I didn't know that she was actually the daughter of Lord Hades!

When I signed a soul contract with her in a daze, I inexplicably became the only colt master in the history of the underworld!

What surprised me even more was that when I woke up in the dormitory, a series of unbelievable and bizarre and mysterious things followed, which completely changed my unfortunate fate.

Well, it's quite evil to talk about. I still don't know what I am. Okay, so let's start with a month ago......

At that time, I was in the second half of my senior year as an intern, majoring in tourism management. Academic performance, average, not up or down, anyway, it's not a big problem to graduate.

Many large hotels and tourism companies with strong strength have already come to the school to select talents once. Naturally, the top-notch students don't need to be mentioned, they are all picked up as fragrant and sweet. The worst students are already self-aware, and those with ordinary minds change careers, and those with clever minds go to the sea, but they all have fallen.

Only those of us who don't slip away belong to the ones that my grandmother doesn't love and my uncle doesn't love. Big companies don't look down on us, and small companies don't want to hire us. Because in order to reduce costs, small companies would rather invite some students from technical secondary schools to train them slowly at a low price, rather than pay too high a salary to hire a college student.

And those of us who don't slip through the middle, are in an awkward situation. Go on to further your education, and feel that you are not the material for learning. Ordinary companies are reluctant to go. When I went to the sea, I felt that I had gone to college for four years in vain, and I always felt that I couldn't pull it down.

As a result, we have become the type of people who post the most resumes at job fairs, but are always unemployed. I, without exception, was deeply submerged in the midst of this group of people, and I was heavy and out of breath every day.

Every time I walked the streets with a thick resume, I was very confused, and I always felt that it would take a miracle to find the job I wanted.

Fortunately, God still took care of it, and this miracle didn't come too late. Just yesterday at noon, a Sunday just one month after my six-month internship, the opportunity came across unexpectedly......

Speaking of yesterday, it happens to be the Qingming Festival, which is the annual day of tomb sweeping. On such a sad day, and after a month of unsuccessful applications, life was really terrible for me.

When I woke up in the morning and looked at the empty student dormitory, I felt even more melancholy. I felt really tired, I just wanted to have a good day off, and I thought I would just continue looking for a job next Monday.

So, I lay down again, covered my head with the quilt, and continued to fall asleep. Just as I was sleeping soundly, I suddenly felt my body sink suddenly, and a sharp pain quickly spread throughout my body.

I opened my eyes with grinned teeth and looked, good fellow, I actually rolled from the top bunk to the ground.

To be honest, it's been almost four years since I went to college, and this is the first time I've fallen off the top bunk. I fell so hard that I didn't want to sleep. So I got dressed, yawned, and went to the bathroom with my toiletries.

As soon as I walked into the bathroom, my eyes lit up, and an extremely beautiful young girl was dressing up in the mirror!

She wore a light green, looking extremely refreshing and elegant gauze skirt, a slightly curly black hair shawl down, including a few strands of the same light green hair, a hairpin full of light green flowers pinned to one side just right, and with her delicate and sweet face, it looked quiet and dignified, elegant and lovely.

"Hi, little beauty in the green skirt, good afternoon. Why haven't I seen you before? Freshman, right? Looking at your well-groomed and well-dressed person, you must already be famous, right? Hey, if I had met you four years ago, I wouldn't be single by now. It won't be cheap, the stinky boy who has already put you in the harem. ”

I may have been woken up from a good dream and was extremely depressed. Or maybe it's really broken brains. I don't know what's wrong with me, I actually made this joke when I first met a strange girl.

After I finished speaking, I suddenly wondered, it seems that I am not familiar with other people at all, and I am afraid that this kind of joke will scare her. However, after thinking about it, girls nowadays are very open-minded and less conservative-minded, so they shouldn't be angry.

Besides, even if someone should be angry, it should be me, I'm about to graduate before I met a real beauty, enough to see that I have enough to carry in college, and my luck is extremely bad. Of course, I also understand that I am angry with God, and it has absolutely nothing to do with this little beauty.

"It's okay, it's not too late. As for me, I happen to be single and unmarried. As long as you dare to marry me, I will dare to enter your harem. How's it going? Handsome pot, do you have the guts?"

The little beauty said teasingly while trimming her eyebrows.

Listening to the little beauty's indifferent tone, I knew that she didn't mind my abruptness just now. Since I am also a fellow practitioner who likes to joke, I am not hypocritical, and I decided to simply carry out the joke to the end.

Originally, I have been depressed recently because of work, and it is also a kind of self-relaxation to have a like-minded person to fight, especially such a beautiful girl, which is definitely the best medicine for sadness.

"As long as you dare to marry, now I dare to marry you! Little beauty, do you have the guts?" I also said in a teasing manner in her tone, and began to wash up without taking it seriously.

Listening to my words, the little beauty excitedly threw the cotton pad in her hand and floated to me. You may think that I used the wrong word, how can it be "floating"? I can guarantee this with my life, at that time, she definitely floated in front of me in an instant. As for why, everyone will naturally understand when you see it later.

She blinked her beautiful phoenix eyes and looked me up and down for a long time before she said slyly: "This is what you promised yourself, but I didn't force you." Come, let me see if your three souls and seven spirits meet the minimum standards of our royal marriage. ”

With that, she lifted my chin with the tips of her pale green nails, and gently drew a small symbolic circle on the center of my eyebrows, and then closed her eyes as if pinching something. I was brushing my teeth, and I couldn't figure it out for a while, and I didn't know what this little beauty was doing.

About ten seconds later, I also finished washing, and as soon as I raised my head, she said to me with great satisfaction: "Well, it's not bad, your soul energy is very strong, it's you! Okay! We will get married now, but how cheesy the worship hall is, it's just a broken form, it's not formal, and it's not official, and it's just that you people in the yang world are doing this, and my father won't admit it." ”

As she spoke, the little beauty took out a pair of exquisite wrenches from her pocket, which looked like they were carved from the finest mutton fat jade, one large and one small, which was obviously just right for couples.

As soon as she took it out, she didn't hesitate to bite her fingertip and drip a drop of blood on one of the smaller wrenches, and the blood was quickly and strangely absorbed by the wrench.

Then he said to me, "Well, a drop of blood on this big wrench like I did is considered to be the completion of the soul contract." As long as we wear this wrench, you will be the husband of this princess forever from now on, and you will never be able to rely on it again. ”

"What are you called a person in the yang world? Are you a ghost in the underworld? You are still a father and princess, are you okay? From which stall did you buy this cottage sheep fat jade wrench, and it looks like the real thing. Why are you really dripping blood, what kind of soul contract are you playing? Take a good look, these two wrenches are put together, how can they be separated? You lie to the ghost, right? Haha......"

Looking at the little beauty's serious appearance, I thought it was funny. I'm good enough to joke that she's more exaggerated than I am, and she can make up so many decent arguments.

What makes me feel even more ridiculous is that the pair of wrenches in her hand are together, and if they are not broken, they can't be separated at all, so how can I wear one with her.

"Even if I'm a ghost in the underworld, you can't regret it, can you? I'm dripping blood, and I'm going to have to complete this ritual. Do you know? Once the soul contract ritual is opened, you can't give up halfway, otherwise I will die with my soul scattered, do you really want to see death without help?"

The little beauty muttered aggrievedly, and pulled my clothes to be coquettish.

Although I knew in my heart that the father, princess, and soul contract that the little beauty said in her mouth looked like the real thing, but in fact they were all teasing me, I was still very happy to know her so frankly and cutely, which swept away my original irritable mood, so I decided to continue to cooperate with her and carry this joke through to the end.

"Isn't it just a drop of blood, what a big deal. As a princess, you have opened the golden mouth, can the grass people not obey the order? Not to mention that after completing this contract-breaking ceremony, won't I become a concubine? Why not do it? Haha, it's kind of interesting. ”

I laughed and bit my fingertip to drop a drop of blood onto the big wrench.

I thought that even if I dripped blood, the wrench would not change much, but the next scene made me realize that all this didn't seem like a joke. Or more accurately, I suspect I'm in a dream.

Because the moment my blood was absorbed by the wrench, the wrenches that were originally set together actually emitted a glow, and then they automatically separated. Before I could see what was going on, I felt a tingling in my thumb, and the big wrench was actually on my hand!

I tried to pull it out, but I couldn't take it off at all, as if it had grown with my flesh and bones.

That's amazing, isn't it?

I also saw that the little wrench was automatically put on the little wrench on the thumb of the little beauty. When she saw the wrench on her thumb, the little beauty flew back and forth in the air excitedly, shouting as she flew: "yes! I'm finally married! Haha! This time I want to see those dead ghosts, who would say that I am a savage ghost princess that no one dares to marry in the underworld!"

She flew and flew, and suddenly floated in front of me again, kissed me the mouth, and said, "Well, my good husband, I'll go out to play for a while, and come back to you in the evening." Hee-hee. ”

After saying that, she gradually dissipated, leaving me stunned on the spot, speechless for a long time......