Chapter 3 I finally have a wife!
In the burial ground of a certain Daotong family, a thunderbolt that turned eighteen turns finally reluctantly slashed into a coffin that had been picked open by a wild beast.
A stout young man with only his underwear left touched the back of his aching head and sat up on the edge of the coffin.
The beast next to him who just wanted to have a full stomach was scattered by the lightning and fled, Ye Crisp Xue touched his head and stood up while cursing: "Dog, dare to sneak attack Lao Tzu, don't be caught by Lao Tzu, if you catch it, you will be beaten to death!" Ye Crispy Xue opened his eyes in a daze, and the picture around him made him gasp a few times.
"What the hell? Lao Tzu is dead, isn't he, he's resurrected again?" Ye Crisp Xue looked at the only underwear she had left, both shy and scared. "What the hell is this?" Ye Crisp Xue wanted to step out in one step, but she didn't expect that her strength and speed were uncontrollable, and she directly kicked the coffin with all the dirt outside!" "This ...... Is this me?" Ye Crisp Xue looked at her hands and feet, and then noticed that this didn't seem to be her body.
The old man, who was watching the cemetery not far away, was just about to chase away the beasts, when he saw lightning slash at Yecrispy Snow in a very incredible way. The old man approached tremblingly, and after a while he saw that the dead man stood up again, and he ran back to the mountain gate without daring to go out.
"Report to the master, senior brother, he ...... He seems to have cheated the corpse. "Huh?!" A man who looked like a Taoist priest hurriedly knocked on a door, and the person in the door waved his hand, put on his Taoist robe, and as the door opened, he picked up the apprentice next to him and hurried to the cemetery.
The thick-eyed old Dao rushed to the scene with his apprentice, and at the scene, he only saw Ye Crisp Xue playing military body boxing.
The little junior brother hid behind Lao Dao and peeked at Ye Crisp Snow, and whispered to Lao Dao: "Master...... Division...... Master, senior brother, he ......"
In the open space next to the coffin, Ye Crisp Snow seemed to quickly know that she had crossed over, and after confirming that her physical ability was superior to that of ordinary people, she excitedly punched.
Lao Dao narrowed his eyes and looked at Ye Crisp Snow's military body fist, but no matter how vicious Lao Dao's eyes were, it was impossible to see what kind of path this was. After watching it for a while, the old way gave up. said to the little junior brother behind him: "I can feel that Miao Cuishan has a vigorous vitality now, not like a corpse. "Then senior brother, what kind of boxing method is this fighting?" "This ...... I can't see it as a teacher. "The old way is also honest. 、
After a while, Ye Crispy Snow Fist got tired and sat down on a rock, nodding in satisfaction.
Lao Dao and the little junior brother slowly approached him, and the old Dao asked in a solemn voice, "Miao Cuishan, do you still recognize my teacher?"
Ye Crispy Xue heard someone's voice, so he turned to that side, and saw an old man and a young man looking at him, he looked left and right, and found that there were three of them around. Ye Crisp Xue pointed to herself and asked Lao Dao, "Are you calling me?"
"Master, senior brother seems to have lost his memory?" the little junior brother wondered.
"Well, being struck by the vision of the sky, it is possible to lose memory. When you go to the teacher, you stay here, and if there is anything wrong, you can run. Lao Dao still felt that there was something wrong with his eldest apprentice, and he stepped forward alone.
Lao Dao twisted his half-white and half-black beard and carefully observed Ye Crisp Snow up close, and Ye Crispy Snow was also looking at Lao Dao.
Lao Dao continued after a while: "Do you remember who it is, do you know who I am and who he is?" Ye Crisp Xue replied very dryly: "I don't know." Lao Dao looked at it for a long time, but he really couldn't see anything, so he could only give up and sigh. "Your name is Miao Cuishan, I am your master Wulingtai Master, he is your junior brother, B two meters. You really don't remember anything?" "Oh! So you're my master, and I really can't remember anything. By the way, master, you see that I am too indecent, you give me a robe or something. "Ahem!" Lao Dao coughed, took out a set of Taoist robes from his sleeve and handed it to Ye Crisp Snow, Ye Crispy Xue respectfully took it with both hands, and put it on three times and five times divided by two.
"The criminal Miao Cuishan pleaded guilty to the Master of the Fog Spirit Stage. Ye Crisp Xue pretended to be guilty and knelt down directly.
Lao Dao directly helped him up: "The apprentice was struck by lightning and his brain was broken, what kind of etiquette are you doing? "Huh?" Ye Crisp Xue said in surprise, thinking: Oh no, this is not quite the same as those Xiuzhen fantasy novels, what if this old guy sees that he is not his apprentice.
Lao Dao saw that he was fine, and helped him pat all the dust off his face and said to him: "Cuishan, I don't know whether your resurrection from the dead is good or bad, and you can only wait for yourself to experience it later." That's it, I'm five million Ao Ling coins, you were poisoned by the villain because of the uneven road, and now the resurrection is not a good thing, the teacher is not afraid of that group of villains, but the mountain gate can't run, you can only grieve yourself. Also, by the way, I hope your wife didn't look for any short-sightedness, you take the money and go back to see it first. ”
Ye Crisp Xue silently wrote these down, and asked angrily, "Who is my enemy?"
Lao Dao whispered: "When the prime minister's grandson accompanies the cousin of his second aunt's wife." ”
Ye Crisp Xue's heart was half extinguished at once, and she was speechless to the extreme, and she couldn't speak for a while. Lao Dao thought that he was really afraid, so he shook his head and sighed: "The eunuch is in charge, and the lives are ruined, apprentice, since you know their ......" Before Lao Dao finished speaking, Ye Crispy Xue interjected: "First of all, it doesn't matter what aunts, cousins, etc., master, you just said that I have a wife?" Ye Crispy Xue remembered that she seemed to have heard Lao Dao say that she had a wife. "What is a wife?" That's what the wife meant. "I see. Yes, you have a wife of more than ten years, and ......"
Hearing this, Ye Crisp Xue ran away as soon as she pulled her legs, not to mention how happy she was: I finally have a wife!
Lao Dao hurriedly stopped him: "Cuishan! It's the opposite direction!"
Ye Crisp Xue stopped for half a meter before he stopped and shouted to the old man behind him: "I'll go! Master, I forgot where my home is." Please lead the way. ”
After a while, the three of them came to an ordinary house at the foot of the mountain, and as soon as Ye Crisp Snow appeared, the beautiful woman who was fetching water in the yard threw away the bucket and rushed over and hugged him. "Cuishan, are you really not dead?" The beautiful woman didn't know why she had a kind of bewitching beauty, and the old Tao reminded her that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, so she flew away with her junior brother.
Ye Crispy Snow was immersed in the softness and body fragrance in his arms, and he hugged his wife tightly in his arms. This time it's my turn to smelt crispy snow to dominate the galaxy, hahahaha...... Wait for the adventure, and then it's a few talented girls as little wives, and then it's ...... Just when Ye Crispy Xue was lewd while hugging his wife, a childish child's voice shouted to herself: "Dad, you are finally back, I want to hug me too, I can't just hug my mother!"
Ye Crispy Snow opened her mouth wide and looked at the little girl doll whose eyes were already a little beautiful. The woman in her arms looked at him and was stunned, and patted him: "Cuishan, what's wrong, my baby daughter doesn't recognize me?" The daughter is getting more and more beautiful as she grows, and she is already a little beauty......" "What?" the woman was puzzled. Ye Crisp Xue hesitated for a long time and said, "Uh...... All...... I'm hungry, wife, do you still have food at home?" "Wife?" "Affectionate nickname, in the future, when there are only the two of us, I will call you wife." "Weird names, that's what you like." ”
Ye Crisp Xue hugged her daughter and kissed her, and led her wife into the house.
Ye Crispy Xue took a deep breath and felt a kind of fox roast smell, so she asked, "Wife, have you entered anything in this house? How can there be a smell of fox roast?" The woman shook her body in surprise, a pair of fox ears and fluffy tails appeared, she came over and touched his forehead and asked with concern, "Husband, what's wrong with you? Have you forgotten that I am a fox fairy?" Ye Crispy Xue nodded and said, "How could it be?" I should have smelled it wrong...... ......" He looked at the real vixen in front of him and swallowed: God, son, how did this guy go...... Ah......h All ethnic groups are harmonious and seek common development...... All ethnic groups are harmonious and seek common development......
Ye Crispy Xue took the dishes and chopsticks and quickly resolved the battle, and when her daughter fell asleep, she and Su Linglong began to discuss the move.
"I'll listen to you, but we don't have a lot of silver taels. Su Linglong muttered while lying beside Ye Crisp Snow.
Ye Crisp Xue scratched her nose and said, "Don't be afraid, the master gave me enough silver taels." And will you be able to transform into a technique?" Su Linglong blinked her eyes that were born to hook the soul and said, "The fox demon natal spell, how can it not." "Ye Crisp Xue, this guy has been single for nearly 30 years, and he was seduced by the wife of the original owner of his body, and his soul is about to fly out.
Ye Crisp Xue coughed twice and hurriedly hugged Su Linglong, silently reciting in her heart: All ethnic groups are harmonious and seek common development......
Su Linglong was a little puzzled, she usually knew it in the blink of an eye, but now she didn't react. Although she was suspicious, she still didn't say anything, and fell asleep in her familiar chest.
This night, Ye Crisp Snow successfully crossed, Zhiye also successfully descended on the palace, and Liangqiu was still drinking stuffy wine while thinking about how to escape this damn mental hospital.