(It's a new week, and I'm running around asking for a ticket again.) Or running naked, do you know what that means? means I'm going to be a eunuch...... It's impossible, you guys think too much.

I just don't feel like I can love anymore. has reached the age of being too lazy to love and be loved, and I really want to fly to the heavenly palace and smash the Lingxiao Palace. ）

"Oh, I'll go, brother, are you sure that the background of the private room of the Internet café is behind?"

"Rub, the background in the back is painted, high-end atmosphere and grade. ”

"Brother, I haven't seen you for a few days, I want to die in the slave family. ”

"Brother, beg for grass, you don't have to move, I'll do it myself. ”

“……”

There were still two minutes left before seven o'clock, Su Yu logged in to the TH platform and entered Nian Nujiao's room, and as soon as he entered, his head was big, and the subtitles were bombarded wildly, and there was any sound.

There are too many people, it's really impossible to control, some people are so red and fruitful when they speak, such as asking for grass that sister paper, looking at the nickname and information is female, but no one is sure whether it is concave or convex over there.

Nian Nujiao will not broadcast live every day, but as soon as there is a live broadcast, the treatment of the diamond contract will come, yesterday's preview, from six o'clock this afternoon, his recommendation will be hung on the homepage of the platform.

"There are so many people. Yang Feifei watched from the side and was taken aback, the number displayed on the audience was 1308506.

More than 1.3 million.

Su Yu was startled, looked at the microphone, didn't open it, and didn't have the video, and hurriedly said to Yang Feifei: "Just sit there and watch, don't talk." ”

This is a queen and a diva. Of course, this diva belongs to the pseudo-diva, and fans and some media have sealed her, because she has not won the Golden Melody Award or anything at a heavyweight music festival.

Yang Feifei's room has only one computer, but there are two display screens, one for Su Yu's live broadcast, and the other for external connection, which is shared with her.

Yang Feifei is a day later, so naturally she can't sit with Su Yu for a live broadcast, and she won't appear in the camera.

"I don't want to give you popularity, I won't give it to many people who beg me. Yang Feifei said angrily.

"Don't, don't look at me, who has more than one million viewers, in fact, there is moisture, multiple accounts on the platform or fans, plus the fun. I think there are only three or four hundred thousand real fans, how many fans do you have? If not hundreds of millions, there are tens of millions, seeing you and me live broadcast, so many people are emotional, and drowning can drown me and my fans. Su Yu said that the battle cats and battle robots and other battle maniacs in his fans are no longer bullish, and in front of the fan group of the diva, they are devastating and decaying, and they are powerless to resist.

"Okay, I won't say okay. Yang Feifei sat honestly at the table next door, staring curiously at the subtitles that popped up in the display screen with big eyes.

"Hee-hee, hee-hee......" She laughed from time to time as she looked at those tease subtitles.

Su Yan covered his head: "It's not allowed to laugh." ”

Yang Feifei immediately sat upright and restrained her smile.

"I count to five, and after five counts, I am not allowed to make any more sounds. Su Yu put the mouse focus on the video opening function key: "Five, four, three, two, one." ”

"Haha, dear viewers, I miss you guys. The video and the microphone turned on, and Su Yu laughed at the camera.

"If we want to die, we won't see anyone for a few days, and we won't broadcast live. ”

"Hypocrisy, I've seen hypocrisy, I've never seen such hypocrisy. ”

"Load, give you a sack, keep loading. ”

“……”

Some viewers didn't give Su Yan face at all, and hit him crazy.

"My brother is handsome again, so what's the matter. ”

"Brother, I'm unbearable, seeking true love. ”

"Ask for a base. ”

“……”

Yang Feifei watched these barrages very enjoyable, and secretly laughed on the side, with the potential of a rotten girl.

"Everybody likes to base your happiness on my pain. Su Yan was not affected by the subtitles for a long time, and said proudly: "Then I will say some of my unknown unhappiness to make everyone happy." ”

"Haha, brother, talk about it. ”

"Hooray, brother, if there is anything unhappy, say it and make everyone happy. ”

"Glad to see, my girlfriend and I are ready to ...... Oh no, it's a snack ready. ”

“……”

Su Yu ignored the subtitles and sighed: "I went to a restaurant to eat at noon today, and it turned out that the dishes made me very dissatisfied. So he called the waiter and said, "Why is your food so unpalatable, and call your manager." The waiter said embarrassedly: I'm sorry, our manager went to the restaurant across the road for lunch and hasn't come back yet. ”

Yang Feifei hadn't heard this joke, she shrunk her neck, covered her mouth, and almost laughed out loud.

"I'll rub, brother, you're lying. ”

"How can there be such a funny waiter, you think it's you. ”

"Not happy, don't count, come again. ”

“……”

The audience didn't buy it.

"Don't say it, I'm angry today. Su Yan said in a good way: "I met a student from a stick country today, really." ”

Su Yu is quite good at performing, looking at his face, the big guys don't know whether it's true or not, so listen carefully.

"I asked him how he felt about coming to Daqin? He said: Very good, I have seen the place ruled by the ancestors of the big stick, and it is very kind. Su Yu said.

The audience was stunned, and recently the stick country was the first to declare the world cultural heritage to the United Nations, saying that the Dragon Boat Festival is a traditional cultural heritage belonging to their country.

This move caused a sensation in the entire Great Qin Empire, and there was an uproar on the Internet, and countless netizens in Great Qin were indignant, it was really shameless to be in what situation to do such a thing.

When Su Yu said these words, everyone was sure that this was a joke, and it was definitely not a real experience, but at the same time, they realized that he was going to spray the stick country, and no one objected.

"This Bangguo student has a great sense of superiority, saying that the Bangguo people are the most amazing, the Dragon Boat Festival was invented by them, Chinese medicine was invented by them, and Confucius was invented by them. When Su Yu said this, the audience couldn't stand it.

"Uncle grass, mallet. ”

"Lend me 3,000 Yuejia and step on the mallet. ”

"If you are cheap, you are invincible, and the mallet is no longer out of the realm. ”

"Kill his whole family, and hit one by one with a mallet. ”

“……”

The boys are very angry, and in reality, it is estimated that many girls around them are crazy about chasing Han Xing, making them speechless, daring to be angry and not daring to speak, and now they are like being popped by Su Yu, and their anger erupts at once.

"They invented the Buddha, and they also invented the Monkey King...... Because Sun Wukong is playing sticks. Even the four great inventions were invented by them. Su Yu continued to say lightly, as if saying that it was none of his business.

The subtitles exploded again and again, all kinds of abuse and curses, and the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the people of the country had already been greeted.

Fortunately, it was unanimous to the outside world, not to attack each other, otherwise those dozens of administrators would be dumbfounded and would not be able to speak at all.

"Haha, there's no need to be angry. Su Yu glanced at the subtitles, and said with a smile: "Why? Because the people of our Great Qin Kingdom invented the people of the Bang Country." ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

"Haha, our turtle son. ”

"It turned out that our turtle son was naughty. ”

"Quack, my brother said this is good, I like it. ”

"Hang and beat the disobedient grandson. ”

“……”

The audience's laughter and scolding made Su Yu a little speechless, and the demonic father often called him like this.

"Hee-hee-......" At this time, Yang Feifei couldn't help laughing.