Sneeze, sneeze...

Lu Jing sneezed several times in succession and rubbed his nose, who thought about himself so early in the morning...

"It's boring~"

Dad went to drink with 500 yuan, Mom went to the field to help grow vegetables, and the whole room except for the two children watching TV in the living room, Jiang Yan was seriously holding a notebook and writing her graduation thesis...

Lu Jing felt that his life was as lonely as snow, sitting on a chair and pretending to sleep...

Suddenly, the quarrel of the two children in the living room woke up Lu Jing, who was asleep, wiped his saliva, and Lu Jing walked into the room in a panic.

Cartoons are playing on TV, and Yuzu is humming, and it is Dabao who is crying...

At this time, Dabao wiped his tears with his clothes aggrievedly, Lu Jing took a closer look, whether Dabao was injured, what were you crying about...

"Baba, Dabao doesn't learn to lie and lie to me!"

Seeing Lu Jing coming, Yuzu showed two little tiger teeth, said in a milky voice, and after speaking, he gloated and pointed to Dabao and let out a bell-like laugh...

Lie?

The feelings are angry and crying by the grapefruit...

"You, you!"

Lu Jing smiled helplessly, patted Dabao's shoulder gently, and comforted Dabao that he was a little man, and he would be a superhero who saved the earth in the future, and finally Dabao stopped sobbing and looked at Yuzu with a muttered mouth.

"I didn't lie to Sister Yuzu..."

After saying this, Dabao Rou's face almost burst out crying again.

"I really didn't lie to Sister Yuzu, my father said that I sent it for the phone bill, and Sister Yuzu just said that she was thrown from the grave..."

Lu Jing's eyes widened, and then these two little boys had a dispute because they were born in different places? And depending on the situation, Yuzu won the quarrel, and they both made Dabao cry...

……

"Baba, grandpa told me that it was thrown from the grave, can you dig a younger brother for me! If I have a younger brother, I don't have to bully Dabao every day. ”

Yuzu's eyes lit up and she asked expectantly. Lu Jing was completely thundered this time, and was speechless by what his baby daughter said.

"Uncle Lu Jing, did I give it to my phone bill? I hit my little ass every time I took the duck egg exam in my final exam, I used to secretly pay a thousand yuan to charge the phone bill, and told my customer service sister to send a younger brother, and then I Ba Ba came home and beat my little fart again..."Dabao subconsciously touched his ass after finishing speaking...

He was really scared by his father...

"No..."Lu Jing said embarrassedly, he also asked his mother this question when he was six or seven years old, and the answer was even more outrageous, and the answer was sent by Uncle Wang next door, and he asked his father that he said that he picked it up from the garbage heap...

Probably every little child asks their parents this more sharp and embarrassing question...

No?

"Is Baba lying to me, we were all dug out of the grave?" Uncle Lujing, do you have a shovel at home?" Dabao asked, standing on the sofa.

"Ask... What is this for?"

Lu Jing was thinking about how to answer this question to the two children, and Dabao's words made him have a bad premonition...

"Of course I'm carrying a shovel to dig my brother, Sister Yuzu, let's go!"

"Don't! you didn't send it with phone bills, nor did you dig it out of the grave!" Lu Jing hurriedly stopped, if the two children dug up someone's ancestral grave...

The consequences are unimaginable...

……

On the second floor, Jiang Yan took a deep waist and turned off the notebook, she successfully wrote her graduation thesis in three hours, she was a little thirsty, and walked downstairs to go to the bottle of farmer three punches in the refrigerator.

"Baba, how the hell did we get here?"

"Uncle, are we the ones whose dads scratched the lottery?"

Faced with the brain-opening imagination of the two children, Lu Jing felt like crazy...

"What are you discussing?"

Jiang Yan, who was holding the farmer's three fists, sat on the sofa, hugged the two children and kissed each other. Lu Jing seemed to see a savior, and looked at Jiang Yan pleadingly.

Please, tell the children how they got here...

"Godmother, how did we get here?"

"Yes, auntie, did I send it with a phone bill?"

Jiang Yan glanced at Lu Jing, and Lu Jing glanced at Jiang Yan.

There's an atmosphere in the air called awkwardness...

Jiang Yan pondered for a long, long time, looked at Yuzu and Dabao's curiosity, and slowly spoke.

"Of course it's your mother's credit, mom has a green soil in her belly, and dad is now planting a seed in it. Mom basks in the sun every day to eat delicious food, drink water, and after the seeds grow slowly, they become beautiful babies when they grow up. ”

Lu Jing quietly gave a thumbs up, worthy of being a college student, and what he said was spicy and literate. Then I watched the reaction of the two children expectantly...

You should be very satisfied with this answer, right?

"That's it!" Dabao and Yuzu nodded suddenly, Jiang Yan's words seemed to open the door to a new world with them, so the two children forcibly detained Jiang Yan and asked many strange questions.

Pay attention to being transferred, and the road is happy.

Toot toot~

The phone rang...

Pick up the phone...

"Little Immortal, the auction will be held at half past ten in the morning, are you interested in coming and watching?" Jiang Hu's voice was loud and full of confidence! After he took six Bailing Pills yesterday.

Immediately, a shocking news was sent out in the circle of wealthy people in HN City, that he had in his hand an elixir to cure any incurable disease in the world!

It's really Jiang Hu's tone is too big...

After public opinion successfully attracted everyone's attention, Jiang Hu posted a post and held a private auction in the name of the head of the HN City Chamber of Commerce...

The people who received the invitation were skeptical, and finally decided to go! As elites in various industries, most of them have elderly people in their families, and they are seriously ill!

If there is an old man in the family, who doesn't want the older generation to live a few more years?

In this auction, a total of more than 30 people worth more than 10 billion yuan were invited, and they can change the economic pattern of HN City at their fingertips.

"Let's go!"

Lu Jing hung up the phone, just staying at home and being bored, it is better to go and join in the fun and see what price the lark pill can sell at by the way...

Saying hello to Jiang Yan, Lu Jing's spiritual power slowly flew in the direction of the city center...

Ten minutes later, according to the place Jiang Hu said, Lu Jing found a remote place to land, and walked into the door of the venue with a cigarette in his mouth...

The luxurious hotel is carved with the Tianfeng Ya Store, which is the top hotel in HN City, and is usually a place where only the wealthy will come. Today is even more luxurious, countless luxury cars are parked at the door, Jiang Hu is standing in the middle like a moon, is it looking at the watch on his wrist...

The people around him are all puzzled, who is Boss Jiang, who is the top rich man in HN City, waiting for?