Chapter 272: A penny stumps a hero
Chen Youzhu's explanation of his name, or the meaning of his father's name, was very domineering, and Jiang Che tried hard to tell himself that he must not be dirty at this time, but it was difficult, after all, his knowledge level was too high.
Some men, his name, are a pose. How domineering.
Everyone settled down in the shack and rested for a while, Qu Dong'er lowered his head and carefully looked at his two little fists, and said "ha" gently, I don't know if he suddenly moved his mind to learn martial arts again.
Smart people are easy to get distracted, Jiang Che thought, this can't be allowed.
"What are you thinking?" Jiang Che walked out of the house with his front foot, and Zheng Xinfeng came up with his heels and said, "Why did I find that you have been looking weird when you come back, and you want to laugh and hold back." ”
"Is there one?" Jiang Chexin said so obviously?
"Yes. Zheng Xinfeng nodded seriously.
"Oh. Jiang Che thought for a while and said, "I just think it's quite powerful to explain the name of the erector......"
"That's when the key explanation comes out, it's hard. Zheng Xinfeng agreed.
Jiang Che nodded, and a movie line suddenly popped up in his mind, and he said it in Tony Leung's tone, saying: "Kung Fu two words, one horizontal, one vertical." ”
Secretary Zheng asked, "What do you mean?"
"Those who win, stand, one vertical", Jiang Che took his hand vertically and horizontally, and made a slight analogy and said: "Those who lose, lie down, one horizontally." ”
"Tut-tut......" Zheng Xinfeng tasted the product and said, "As soon as you explain it, this is really ...... It's exciting. ”
In recent years, there have been no two expressions of "forced style" and "talk", and no one has used "burning" to express the state of enthusiasm, so it is still a little bland in terms of expression.
After muttering twice, Zheng Xinfeng continued: "But it's a pity to explain it like this, I still want to say on the way back, and I will also tell the whole story when I walk the rivers and lakes in the future." ”
"What are you going to call it?"
Zheng Yiheng. ”
"The one lying down?" Jiang Che glanced at him inexplicably, and said in his heart, "You are tired of Qingyun Shuangjiao, are you ready to form a group to kill Shuangjiao?"
Outcome......
"Hmm. Secretary Zheng was obscene and said, "I was inspired by Youzhu, you think, so that if a beautiful girl is curious about my name in the future, I can explain it to her...... The meaning of the name is, I lie down, you come up, move yourself. ”
"......" Jiang Che was shocked by Zheng Yiheng's brain hole, thinking about his performance in the predicament of these geniuses, his imaginative brain circuits...... O anti-stress king!
He hadn't come back to his senses here, and Zheng Xinfeng then said, "Hey, do you still have such energetic words?"
"What?"
"Teach me a couple of sentences first, otherwise every time there is a big scene, it will always be like it has nothing to do with me. Secretary Zheng said pitifully.
This is the hard work of adding his own personality, and he has changed his mouth to play a role, Jiang Che thought for a while and said: "That's okay, teach you a sentence that is very useful, listen to it......"
Secretary Zheng nodded vigorously.
"Thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong, don't bully young people to be poor. After Jiang Che finished speaking, he glanced at him, and then said: "When someone steps on you, remember it, the tone must be flat, the state must be calm, don't be a little angry." ”
"For example, a few days ago, I can say to Zhong Fang, it's a pity. "Secretary Zheng is really a talent.
"That's right. Jiang Che said: "Then when you step back, you can say Brother Pony again." ”
Secretary Zheng automatically made up the plot in his mind, and deeply felt that he was going to become the leading actor.
"Is there any, one more word. Noting this, he asked again.
If this continues, will Lao Zheng run to write about the Internet in the future?
Jiang Che thought for a while and said, "The last sentence, this sentence was originally about Sun Wukong...... Ask, what does the great sage want to do here? Answer, step on the southern sky, shatter the sky. If you ask again, if you don't go back...... If you answer again, you will never return. ”
"You taste it, the blood in peace, the resolute ......," Jiang Che explained, "and then, it can actually be used." ”
Secretary Zheng nodded and said, "For example, you give an example." ”
Jiang Che was helpless and asked, "What does Zheng Shao want to do?"
“…… Extinguish the Zhong family and abuse the bell. Secretary Zheng immediately entered the situation and picked it up.
"If you don't go back...... decided to accompany him to finish the performance, Jiang Che asked again.
Secretary Zheng opened his mouth, paused, and said, "Then I'll think about it again." ”
"......" Jiang Che.
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The small shop that Gu Tingle mentioned in the early morning was on the edge of the place where Jiang Che and the others were carrying bags before, and it was easy to find.
After inquiring, the shop was opened by a mainlander with a residence permit in Hong Kong City, and it was probably a bit of a black-and-white relationship to be able to open a small shop here.
There is a room along the road, very old style, more than a dozen old black wooden boards, embedded into the wall, unloaded, is the counter door face of the shop.
Jiang Che and Zheng Xinfeng stood in front of the counter, with a few tubes of noodles in front of them.
"Get another egg. Pointing at it, Jiang Che said.
"Just one?" asked the proprietress as she picked up an egg for him.
Jiang Che nodded, took the egg, counted the money, and finally asked the main topic - cake.
"I don't have a cake, no one will buy this thing. The proprietress said, "But if you really want it, my family has a motorcycle, and I can go into the city to buy it for you...... It's about adding extra money. ”
"How much is that?" Zheng Xinfeng asked.
"Then it depends on what kind of cake you want, this thing is big and small, expensive and cheap, it's so bad, you don't know, right?" The proprietress gestured with her hands and said, "Such a big, ordinary, with cream...... Sum up to 60 for you, how about it?"
Jiang Che calculated, after deducting the money for noodles and eggs, he had less than sixty left.
A penny is difficult for a hero, a little unaccustomed to it, Jiang Che opened his mouth to bargain and asked, "Cheaper, 50, okay?"
"Don't talk about the price...... If you want to talk about it, forget it. The proprietress shook her head and said resolutely: "To be honest, this is annoying, my family may not be too lazy to help you run." ”
"Then ......" Jiang Che also gestured with his hand, reluctantly closed it in, and said, "Such a big one, 50, okay?"
The proprietress looked at his hands, looked up at him again, half-closed her eyes, and nodded impatiently, "Okay, okay, count it together, 74 yuan 8, give the money first, and in two hours, you will come and get the cake personally." ”
Jiang Che gave the money, there was still 7 yuan 2 left in his hand, he thought about it for a while, and said, "Can you help bring another small thing?" Anyway, it's all a trip. ”
"What?"
"Just, a little girl's hairpin, with a bow on it. ”
"Oh......" The proprietress also has a daughter, thought about it, sighed, and finally didn't mention adding money, and said, "Okay, then you can give me three more yuan." ”
"Thank you. ”
Another 3 dollars were given out, and there were 4 dollars left2.
Secretary Zheng stared at it for a long time, and when he saw that he had finished buying, he hurriedly urged, "Buy a pack of cigarettes, buy a pack of cigarettes." ”
This guy has been holding back for a day, and Chen Youzhu is also smoking. Jiang Che thought for a while, turned his head and asked the proprietress what to expect, "How much is a pack of your cheapest cigarettes?"
"Two pieces. ”
"Take a pack. ”
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