"Hey! There is still a month to go before the New Year, this year I have moved bricks, I have not a penny left, and I have a lot of debts, and now I have lost my job, but how can I go home!"

Yao Xiaobai sat on the bed with a sad face, crossed his feet, holding a cigarette butt in one hand, and unconsciously pulling the leg hair on his calf with the other. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"I only go back once a year, not to mention big bags and small bags, but you can't be empty-handed!"

It's the time to scratch your ears and cheeks.

"Wukong, it's been a long time since I've written to you......!"

The phone rang, and he looked at the number displayed on the screen - 95338,

The sorrow on his face increased by three points, the phone rang for a long time, Yao Xiaobai didn't answer, and the other party was also iron-hearted, and after the fight, he came again, again, and again.

In the end, he looked helpless, but he still picked up the phone.

"Hello, is it Mr. Yao Xiaobai, Mr. Yao? The credit card you applied for in our bank is overdue, please repay it as soon as possible, otherwise it will ......!"

"Everywhere you want money!money!money!what should I do?what should I do?what should I do??!!

After Yao Xiaobai answered the phone, the more anxious he became, the more anxious he became, the more anxious he became, and his face was so bitter that he was about to wring out water.

"Am I going to be a duck?"

"With my body and appearance, being a duck must be very promising. ”

As he thought, he posed in front of the mirror, narcissistically looking at the nascent muscles of his body.

"No, how can I be so honest that I can be reduced to selling my body and soul?"

Yao Xiaobai shook his head and said to himself righteously.

"But in the end, there is still a lack of money!"

"To go, or not to go?"

Between the renminbi and the physical and soul festivals, he finally chose not to do the discipline: "Then let God decide, if you face up, you will go to the golden years, and if you face up, then go to the night banquet." ”

Yao Xiaobai dug in his pocket for a long time, and finally took out the last one-yuan coin on his body, put the coin on the table, and put the thumb of his left hand and the index finger of his right hand on the side of the coin, and turned it vigorously.

The coin spun around the table like a spinning top, his eyes fixed on it, and his mind was already wondering how to make a duck.

Time flowed, the speed of the coin turned slower and slower, and a minute later, Yao Xiaobai was dumbfounded.

"Nima!

On the table, the coins stood upright, motionless, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

"It's so hard to be a duck, I don't believe it. ”

When Yao Xiaobai picked up the coin and was about to do it again, a Tencent news popped up on the screen of his mobile phone and caught his eye.

After he picked up his mobile phone and read the news carefully, his eyes rolled slightly: "That's it, this is a technical job that only real warriors dare to do, and it can be regarded as robbing the rich and helping the poor in a sense!"

"Ahh

Yao Xiaobai was excited, and tore off a large handful of his leg hair, and he gasped in pain.

"Even if you warm up and prepare in advance, you can only earn money if you can endure the pain!" he comforted himself with a reason.

Yao Xiaobai quickly changed into shabby clothes, and prepared a mixed liquid of red potion and red ink as props, and went out with confidence, ready to work.

"Bora, Volkswagen, Ford, Zotye, Great Wall, ......!"

On the side of the road, he stared at the endless traffic and said something in his mouth: "These cars are not worth much, why are there no Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and Audi? ”

"Hah, there it is. ”

Yao Xiaobai looked at not far away with shining eyes, a BMW car that was looking for a parking space and was ready to reverse into the warehouse.

As he approached, he looked at the situation in the car: "Well, it's good, it's just the driver, it's still a thin and short bald man, better than the female driver, if the female driver is nervous and the accelerator is braked, then I'll be miserable." ”

Yao Xiaobai slowly walked to the back of the BMW car, and took advantage of the opportunity that the other party was reversing, and gently leaned himself up.

"Ahh

He took out a professional fake fall acting that was comparable to that of an NBA player, sat on the ground, and rubbed his palm on the asphalt road fiercely.

In an instant, a large blurred wound of real flesh and blood appeared.

Then he sprayed some of the artificial blood that had been prepared on his body moderately, and then began to wail for death.

As Yao Xiaobai expected, under his wail, some people were attracted and began to watch.

The BMW stopped instantly, and the owner, the shriveled middle-aged bald man, got out of the car with a gloomy face.

After the bald man got out of the car, he looked at Yao Xiaobai's red stains, and a disdainful smile appeared on his face.

But when he saw the whole piece of real flesh and blood blurred wound on Yao Xiaobai's palm, he was also frightened.

After being stunned for a moment, he took the initiative to say to Yao Xiaobai: "Brother, what are you doing, I also estimate that eight or nine will not leave ten." Just for this wound on your hand, I have to admire you, ruthless enough!"

"But you're looking for the wrong person, I'm going to back it this year! I've been speculating in stocks for decades, and I've lost a lot of money, don't look at me driving a BMW, but this car is about to pay off people's debts, just hit you this time, it is estimated that the car will have to fall in price. ”

"I'm carrying a lot of debts now, and I don't have a penny on my body, but since the two of us met today, it is also fate, so I will be so ruthless to you to yourself, maybe you can pull me when you develop in the future. ”

The bald man hesitated a little and said: "In this way, when I was rich before, I also got a small gym to play, although I haven't taken care of it or opened it, but the equipment in it is worth a little money, and it will be given to you, even if it is the compensation for you today." ”

"What!"

"Gym?!"

After Yao Xiaobai heard this word, his eyes suddenly lit up, he blinked, and made a small calculation in his heart at a speed comparable to that of a computer: "There is a gym, then my size is also a total, when the time comes, find some beautiful girls to come over to attract popularity, and then apply for a card and collect money, don't have a good time!"

"It is said that the girls who are working out are all lordosis and backward, or the all-natural kind!"

Thinking about it, thinking about it, there was a shiny unknown liquid overflowing from the corner of Yao Xiaobai's mouth.

"I'm going to have a gym, and I'll be able to become Mr. Yao right away. ”

Thinking of this, his legs were not sore, his waist was not painful, and he couldn't even care about the large bloody wound on his palm, so he immediately stood up and got up neatly.

"Really?"

"Well, the formalities and whatever, it's all in the gym, you can handle it yourself, anyway, the rent is until the end of the year, and there is still a month left. ”

"The address is given to you, I won't tell you more, I'm going to pay off the debt with the car, otherwise after the time, I will make profits again." ”

After the bald man finished speaking, he hurriedly turned around and left.

After turning around and walking out of the distance, a wicked smile appeared on his face: "Hehe, touching porcelain in front of me, that's a joke." ”

"As long as you take that broken gym, it will help me distract some debt collectors, and I can take the opportunity to run away, and then you will be comfortable." ”