Chapter 397: The Five Elements Lack the Five Elements, You Are Too Lacking
said that he wanted to take Yuan Chenwei to see the customs, but he didn't see anything positive, but he ran into a charlatan.
Although Xuedong Street is not spacious enough, it is the same length as the Jinghua Campus, so the area is very large, and there are all kinds of business fronts and people here.
From time to time, there are even monkey tricks and entertainers here, and there are many fortune tellers.
However, these fortune tellers seem to have disappeared recently, but Master Noai has always been there.
He built a simple temple with a tarp and a wooden frame for people to worship on incense, and recently placed the shrine of Taishang Laojun next to the Buddha statue, and as a result, the scale of this simple temple has become larger and larger.
As long as the chengguan drives out to take a walk, the entire Xuedong Street will become empty and lifeless within a minute, like a dangerous city in the apocalypse.
It is also strange to say that since the arrival of Zen Master Yehe, the chengguan has never appeared, so many people think that Zen Master Yehe really has some Taoism.
In the distance, Yuan Chenwei saw the colorful tarpaulin waving in the wind, and asked excitedly, "What is that place?"
Si Hongchu pursed his lips: "A place to deceive!"
Hearing this, Yuan Chenwei became even more excited: "I'll go over and see how he deceives people!"
Zen Master Yehe's eyes were very useful, and he immediately saw Yuan Chenwei, and an arrow stepped over: "This female donor, at first glance, you are from the door of winning wealth, you should be Miss Qianjin." ”
Zen Master Noai really said it, but there is nothing magical about it, because what kind of social class a person lives in will be completely revealed through the way he dresses and temperament.
Jianghu warlocks are good at observing words and feelings, so what they say is somewhat reliable, otherwise they would not have the ability to deceive.
Zen Master Yehe glanced at Yuan Chenwei and realized that he had grown up pampered.
When Yuan Chenwei heard this, he felt that Zen Master Yehe had some ability, and immediately nodded: "What else?"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable...... Oh, no, it's Nam no Amitabha. Zen Master Yehe observed Yuan Chenwei's expression, and found that there seemed to be a sadness in his eyebrows: "Has the donor encountered something difficult?"
Yuan Chenwei nodded seriously: "That's right." ”
"Come, please come with me, the poor monk will help you crack it. ”
"How much do you want?"
"It's vulgar to talk about money, you and I meet is fate, and the donor just needs to follow fate. Zen Master Nohe happily invited Yuan Chenwei to the temporary temple and said with a smile: "My mission is to save the lost lambs." ”
Yuan Chen was stunned: "Save the lost lamb? That seems to be what God should do, right?"
"Ah...... Is this, all laws are one, in fact, the truth is the same. Zen Master Yehe pointed to the throne of Taishang Laojun and the Buddha, and asked solemnly, "Who do you believe?"
Yuan Chenwei didn't believe anyone, so he asked: "I heard that Huaxia has a look at the word "look", I don't know if you will?"
"Yes. Master Yehe hurriedly said: "Come, report your birthday to you, and the poor monk will calculate it for you." ”
Yuan Chenwei said that on the day of his birth, Zen Master Yehe pretended to pinch his fingers and count, and then spit and said: "Oh, you are destined to commit Tai Sui this year, and you are also guilty of villain......"
Yan Xueqing saw that Zen Master Yehe was fooling, and didn't want Yuan Chenwei to be fooled, so she walked over and said, "Chenwei, it's not early, I'll take you to dinner." ”
As soon as Zen Master Yehe saw Yan Xueqing, he immediately had peach blossoms on his face, and smirked stupidly: "Oh, this benefactor, your Yin Tang is purple, and the evil omen in front of you is on your head......" He spoke, and stretched out his hand to touch Yan Xueqing: "Come, female donor, let the poor monk show you!"
Si Hongchu walked over, blocked Yan Xueqing behind him, and interjected: "If she takes her chest."
Where's the hood off?"
"That's not good...... Zen Master Yehe followed Yan Xueqing with his eyes, and he didn't see who the person was at all, so he opened his mouth and said: "Once you get rid of the bad omen, there are only two big lives left."
Wave. ”
Yuan Chenwei's Chinese is very good, although with a slight accent. However, after all, she is a foreigner, so her understanding of Chinese is linear thinking, and she does not know that Chinese often has multiple meanings.
Hear "chest."
Hood "and" large
wave", her face immediately turned red: "You...... What are you talking about?"
"He is a monk in the rivers and lakes, what do you expect him to say?" Si Hongchu smiled and sat down: "This Zen master, I will tell you fortunes, what do you think?"
Zen Master Yehe looked at Si Hongchu and was stunned: "It's you again?"
Si Hongchu pulled Zen Master Yehe's chubby hand and glanced at the palm print lazily: "Oh, your life, it's really too bad." ”
The last time Chen Xuanbin came to tell his fortune, he was robbed of his business by Si Hongchu, and Zen Master Yehe already hated Si Hongchu. Finally found another patron, Si Hongchu once again picked out to stir up the situation, and Zen Master Yehe was so hateful that he crushed his teeth: "What did you say?"
"You are this fate...... Si Hongchu frowned, and said very embarrassed: "You are missing the five elements of the five elements, it is really too lacking!"
Zen Master Yehe pulled his hand back vigorously: "The poor monk doesn't need you to count!"
"Poor monk?" Si Hongchu rolled his eyes and smiled: "You will be a god for a while, a Taishang Laojun for a while, a Buddha for a while, are you a monk or a Taoist priest or a priest?"
"Don't worry about it!" Zen Master Yehe slapped the table, and Huo Ran stood up: "You are not welcome in this temple, please go out!"
"This temple?" Si Hongchu smiled coldly: "This is obviously the courtyard wall of our school, when will it become a temple?" Besides, since you are pretending to be a monk, you should know that these things are not what a monk should do. Why are you taking care of it all by yourself, and you don't have a way out for other liars?"
Zen Master Yehe glared: "You say I'm a liar?!"
"Isn't it?" Si Hongchu slowly stood up and snorted coldly: "Tell you, I've endured it for many days, what a good environment our school is, why are you making a mess here, every day the incense is ringing the bell and ringing the chime, and catching a student is fooling and cheating!"
Zen Master Nohe gritted his teeth so loudly: "Does it have anything to do with you?"
"Since I am a member of Jinghua, I have the obligation to maintain the environment and order of the school, which is the minimum sense of citizenship. ”
"Whatever you say, the poor monk's body is not afraid of crookedness!" Zen Master Yehe snorted heavily and waved his hand: "Bodhisattva compassion, I don't have the same knowledge as you, just slander it!"
Zen Master Yehe has been wandering the rivers and lakes for many years, but he has some performance skills, and his words are reasonable, and many fools and fools next to him nodded vigorously: "What a monk......"
An old lady even came over to persuade Si Hongchu: "Young man, it's none of your business if we burn incense here, so you should be less nosy!"
"Auntie, listening to what you said makes me feel that some people really deserve to be cheated. However, this bald donkey deceived my friend today, and the matter can't just be settled!" Glancing coldly at Zen Master Yehe, Si Hongchu raised his voice and said to everyone: "Everyone, it's a good thing to have faith, but don't fall for the charlatans......!
"Damn!" Zen Master Yehe couldn't listen anymore, picked up a chair and patted Si Hongchu's back.
Si Hongchu heard the sound of the wind behind his head, turned sideways, and the chair fell to the ground and shattered.
Si Hongchu turned around and looked at Zen Master Yehe with a smile: "Senior monk, you have broken your vows and moved to anger!"
"The Bodhisattva's compassion has ended here, now it's time for Vajra to look angry!" said Zen Master Yehe, taking off his monk's robe, revealing a trembling white body, and it can be seen that there are two ribbon fish tattooed on his chest: "Boy, the last time you robbed me of my business, I don't have the same knowledge as you! But why did you come out again, and fought against the poor monk several times, is it really easy to bully the poor monk?"
Yuan Chenwei pulled the placket of Rasi Hongchu's shirt and said a little nervously: "What's the matter with this monk?"
"He ate too much meat and got mad cow disease!" Si Hongchu looked at Zen Master Yehe indifferently, and asked coldly, "What's the matter, you want to practice with me alone?"
"Even if you're afraid, the poor monk won't spare you!" "Zen Master Yehe patted his chest, and then pulled out a handful from under the table*, and came to a night battle Bafang Tibetan knife style: "Boy, let the horse come!"
"Damn!" Si Hongchu rolled up his sleeves: "Everyone has beaten me, but I haven't beaten a monk, come, I'll fill this gap today!"
Seeing the * flashing cold light in the hand of Zen Master Yehe, Yan Xueqing was a little worried, and hurriedly persuaded Si Hongchu: "You don't say a word, don't fight!"
"It's fine. Si Hongchu sneered and said, "I'll meet him today!"
Yuan Chenwei was just curious, so he found Zen Master Uenohe, but he didn't expect things to turn out like this, and hurriedly persuaded: "Master, monk, we have no malicious intentions, don't be angry!"
Some onlookers said dissatisfiedly: "Why is this monk like this......"
"Who said that?" Zen Master Nohe glared at him and roared: "Damn, isn't it cheap, don't you want to live?"
Seeing that the monk was crazy, the onlookers took a few steps back, and did not dare to speak out again.
"Little cub!" Zen Master Yehe carried *, and forced Si Hongchu towards him violently, and the fat on his body trembled: "This matter is not over today, if you don't kowtow to me and admit your mistake, poor monk, you will let you go with two taels of blood!"
The old lady who was talking to Zen Master Nohe just now saw this scene, rolled her eyes, and fainted.
Seeing an old lady fainting to the ground, the onlookers simply dispersed in a hurry, and did not dare to stay. No matter what kind of fight between Zen Master Yehe and Si Hongchu is, this excitement can't be watched.
Inflation is so strong these days, it's not easy to make some money, and meeting an old lady who faints may make half of your life savings go down the drain, and even the rich second generation has to hide away from this kind of thing.
Yan Xueqing and Yuan Chenwei were frightened and hid behind Si Hongchu together, but the two girls were worried that Si Hongchu would be injured, so they desperately pulled Si Hongchu aside: "This monk is crazy, let's stay away!"
Si Hongchu raised his eyebrows: "It's okay, I'll meet him!"