[115] The class of savages is to kill dragons if they are men
The madness of the savage beauties directly made Jack and the others unable to get out of bed the next day, and even Liu Yu almost didn't resist.
Touching his old waist that had exerted too much force last night, Liu Yu walked out of the independent cave, climbed the rope and fell to the ground, and greeted the little girl who was pouting, "My precious girl, what are you doing early this morning?"
"Daddy, you, you..... You betrayed Mommy to find another woman, aren't you afraid that I will tell Mommy and let her leave the house, hum. Remembering that last night her father slept with other women and didn't sleep with herself, the little girl immediately pouted and said angrily.
After a funny glance at the little girl, Liu Yu stepped forward to help her tie up her longer and longer hair, and explained with a smile, "Dad doesn't want to, but this is the local etiquette of people for hundreds of years, Dad can never be independent, besides, your Uncle Jack and they are all like that, and Dad is not the only one." ”
"Ho ho ho ... I believe you're hell, you must have seen the woman Uncle Savage found for you, a beautiful girl, or never with anyone else, that's why you went, hmph, I tell you, you'll be dead when you go out. Liu Yu refused at first last night, and it wasn't until the leopard-skinned savage called his daughter out that he half-pushed and half-done, which is why the little girl was angry.
On a desert island, in a world full of unknowns, and he still doesn't know if there is a tomorrow, plus a man who has been hungry and thirsty for a long time, so Liu Yu doesn't feel that there is anything wrong with his behavior last night, he feels that refusing at this time is not noble but not good.
Of course, he feels like this, but in the face of the little girl, he can only smile and flatter, "Xinxin, do you really want to treat Daddy like this, Daddy just went to shoot mosquitoes for Savage Sister last night, do you really want to tell Mommy, and then let Daddy be kicked out of the house??"
"I have to tell Mommy, Mommy said that men have bad luck, and this is a very serious thing that must be punished severely, so I tell you, you are dead, huh. "The little girl's personality is a bit inch-inch, the more Liu Yu begged for mercy, the more she felt that she was reasonable, and the more she felt that she was reasonable, the more polite she naturally became.
Liu Yu, who knew what his daughter's personality was, suddenly said with a straight face, "Hey, it seems that Xinxin doesn't plan to ask her dad to compare, then Dad will take her younger brothers and sisters out to play in the future, it's good not to take Xinxin, Xinxin, you will be with your mommy in the future, and then be left by your mommy to the nanny to take care of it, hey, you don't want dad to compare, dad doesn't want you anymore, let's go, let's go, go find your mommy~~!!"
Liu Yu's words, like a bolt of lightning, hit the little girl's little brain.
Blinking her cute big eyes, the little girl saw that Liu Yu really had the intention of turning around and dropping it down, and hurriedly stepped forward to hug Liu Yu's thigh and smiled happily, "Hehehe, Dad really can't help but laugh, I'm joking with you, in fact, I support you to find a little wife, really, Mommy is so bad, if you can find a better little wife, I actually support you." ”
"But pull you down, with the character of a small landlord like you, I think you're afraid that you wish there was no woman around your dad besides you... ”
After disliking the little girl for a few words, Liu Yu first loosened the little girl's tied hair, and then found a small tree branch and flattened it as a toothbrush, while continuing to look at the little girl and said, "The toothbrush can't be taken out, so for the time being, you can brush your teeth with a branch brush, hurry up, we will have breakfast and hunting later..." ”
"Why can't you take out the toothbrush, are you afraid that those wild people will grab it, how to brush your teeth on this branch, you don't even have toothpaste, and the smell is still ... It's not bad, Gangan, hehehehe... "The little girl who originally complained that the branches were not good to use, was suddenly hooked by the sweetness of the branches, and the little gluttonous insects were hooked.
After reaching out for a bamboo cup and handing the little girl a glass of water, Liu Yu brushed her teeth next to the little girl and explained with a smile, "The tree dad here doesn't know much than he knows, so I'll find someone I know for you. I'm brushing your teeth, not for you to eat as a snack, I.... Liu Xinxin, you have enough, how gluttonous you are, you have eaten all the toothbrushes... ”
"Giggles, sweet and sweet, it's delicious, hee-hee-hee, it's delicious, Dadbi, you get me more, hee-hee-hee-hee......" After chewing the branch toothbrush made by her father into betel nut scum, the little girl spit it out while looking at Liu Yu with a smile on her face.
After handing one to the little girl speechlessly, Liu Yu gargled with water and said angrily, "Licorice is appetizing, our recent food is meat and fruits, eat more, wait a minute, don't make me hungry, hum." ”
"I'm not a vegetarian, wait until I eat more meat, I won't be hungry, hehehe... After taking Liu Yu's licorice, the little girl chewed the licorice and washed her face, and smiled happily.
After glancing at the little girl with a smile, Liu Yu quickly finished his washing, and then took the little girl to have breakfast, and after breakfast, he and the wild people took stones to sharpen iron forks, ready to go out to hunt prey, dinosaurs.
While Liu Yu and the others were grinding their forks, the leopard-skinned savage stepped forward and said with a smile on his face, "Last night in your team, you enjoyed the most beautiful girl, so you have to go out hunting with us today to prove that you are the strongest man, hunt dinosaurs, do you dare to go?"
"It's not the first time we've seen dinosaurs, so killing dinosaurs is a little KS for me, of course, I'm not the kind of guy who has no one in my eyes, what I call little KS is limited to those dinosaurs that are smaller than me, and if it's a little bigger, I can only say, try it, hehehe.... Hearing the leopard-skinned savage's words, Liu Yu waved his machete and smiled.
Seeing that Liu Yu didn't seem to be joking, the leopard-skinned savage nodded to Liu Yu, then got up and shouted loudly to the savage tribe, "Wow Wow Wow Kaji Jili Bala, Yoyo Sanji Note Bala, Long live Biji Biji!!"
"Nukakaka, nunula, long live the green chicken!!" The people of the savage tribe, hearing the words of the leopard savage, immediately stood up in unison and cheered loudly.
After hearing the cheers of the clansmen, the leopard savage directly pointed at some strong savages and shouted loudly, "Long live Biji Biji, Kaka crossbow machine, Paris, Kanu, Love Luo, White Bar, Koli Sadi!!"
With the shouting of the leopard savage, the strong savages in the savage tribe kept coming out, several of them were pointed out by the leopard savages, and the rest didn't know whether they were shouted by name or what, so they came out.
After seeing that the number of people was about the same, the leopard savage walked up to Liu Yu and said with a smile, "There is a Tyrannosaurus rex in our generation, this Tyrannosaurus rex has been killed over the years, and there are no less than ten people in our tribe, so we are going to hunt it today, do you dare to follow us, if you don't dare, lend us a gun..." ”
(End of chapter)