Finally, the Taoist priest was tired of scolding, frowned and took another sip of juice, and then continued with a full stomach of resentment:

"Do you know how annoying your master's old thing is? Lao Tzu finally endured it for ten months and was born, but he was taken away from the sky by the old thing without even seeing the face of his second mother clearly. This old thing actually bullied Lao Tzu for never seeing the world, and when he came up, he dragged something with me, 'Boy, the old man will give you a chance', I'm bhew! Lao Tzu sprayed his face with amniotic fluid!"

The little fat man shrunk his neck, tilted his head to look at Hao Youxiao, who was twitching, and thought to himself that Second Brother Hao was really a normal person compared to a Taoist priest. Hao Youxiao was only cut out of his mother's womb by him, and the Taoist priest was born by stuffing the soul of an adult into the placenta that had just been planted. Compared with his master, Second Brother Hao is simply weak.

Hao Youxiao didn't know what Li Chuyi was thinking, she was enduring it very hard at this moment. Today's Taoist priest's words shocked her numb, but she still couldn't help but be amused by the Taoist priest's extremely wild sentence of "spraying his face with amniotic fluid", and she tried her best to not laugh out loud on the spot, but her face was really uncontrollable, she could only lower her head to prevent the Taoist priest from seeing her face.

The Taoist priest didn't realize it at all, and he breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "Later, Lao Tzu finally endured the miraculous achievement, and fought with the old thing to win a little more than half a move, according to the bet that the old thing should tell me where my way home is, but the girl actually said that he didn't know either, and swore that he didn't lie to me with a lifetime of Taoism, and Lao Tzu was so angry that he almost chopped this old thing with a sword!"

"You are the soul he hooked, how could he not know?!" Li Chuyi was puzzled.

"That's right, my soul was hooked by him, but it was not chosen by him, but by the Supreme Heavenly Dao of the True Realm. The old thing didn't last long to break the gap on the yin and yang buckle and was filled by the three-way bastard, Lao Tzu's soul was pushed forward by the supreme heavenly power of the real world at the moment when the gap was about to close, as for where Lao Tzu came from, how to go back, the old thing didn't know at all, Lao Tzu was the needle he fished out in the sea with his eyes closed, when Lao Tzu appeared, the old thing didn't expect this method to really succeed, and I don't know whether to say that the old thing is lucky or Lao Tzu is unlucky, right!" The Taoist priest was full of depression, and poured the jar into his mouth vigorously.

Li Chuyi also listened to it, he could only say that the master's luck was too good, and at the same time, the Taoist priest's luck was too bad.

In the blink of an eye, there were dozens of empty cans under the feet of the Taoist priest, and the juice was not as strong as the wine, and the Taoist priest had no bottom at all to drink. The little fat man's face was full of pain, and there was not much stock in his storage bag, so I was afraid that the Taoist priest would be able to empty his storage bag according to this drinking method. And the Taoist priest is also extremely slow, and after a few sips, the little fat man doesn't drink, and the little fat man who doesn't dare to resist only has depressed straight molars.

I don't know if I want to please the Taoist priest or feel sorry for Li Chuyi, Hao Youxiao suddenly raised her head and handed over something: "Senior, I have some poisonous powder, the toxicity is weak, and the main effect is to use charming." If the seniors are addicted to alcohol, they may wish to add a little, and the cultivation of the seniors should be a little toxic, and the effect of anesthesia may be able to help the seniors. ”

"Good thing! I'll try it!" the Taoist priest's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Hao Youxiao's porcelain bottle and poured it into the juice jar.

"Senior, you...!" Hao Youxiao was startled, this medicinal powder was the kind that was used for Li Chuyi at the beginning, she was prepared for the Yuan Infant Period, and it would also have some effect on the Yuan Shen Period. But this effect refers to the effect produced by the size of a fingernail, like the Taoist priest's kind of dough-like weight, swallowing it in one breath is afraid that it will be a soaring period and will faint, such a large amount will kill people!

The Taoist priest grinned at her indifferently, took a sip of the sticky juice that was almost paste, then closed his eyes and took a sip silently, and opened his eyes at the end of his eyebrows, and a trace of surprise flashed in them.

"Girl, who are you Green Girl?"

"Seniors know Granny Green?!"

Hao Youxiao's eyes suddenly widened, Lu Gu was a casual cultivator who traveled to Mobei that she met by chance when she was young, her cultivation was unfathomable, and her strange poisonous stunt was even more unpredictable. Hao Youxiao was naughty, cute, and bold when she was a child, so at first sight, she fell into the eyes of the green girl, and then passed on a few poison techniques to give her a good fate, so it is not an exaggeration to say that the green girl is the enlightenment teacher of her poisonous way.

Lu Gu stayed for a long time and left, but Hao Youxiao did not put the poison technique she taught behind, but continued to study. Although he has not performed the apprenticeship ceremony, in Hao Youxiao's heart, he still regards Lugu as his master. And there was no one to teach her, she struggled on the poison path, and finally had no choice but to ask for help from the Hao family's alien Hao Erye, with the similarities in pharmacy, Hao Erye gave Hao Youxiao great help, plus Hao Youxiao's talent is indeed not shallow in this way, so she has studied all the way to today's realm.

No one knew about this except her and Second Master Hao, not even her parents. Outsiders only said that her poison technique was taught by Hao Erye, after all, it was really not surprising that Hao Erye's terrifying methods of medicine came out with some poison, but only she knew where her poison skills came from.

As a result, this matter was actually broken by someone today, and it was recognized after tasting her poison. Hao Youxiao looked at the Taoist priest with amazement, thinking to himself how this senior knew everyone, could it be that there was no one in the world who he didn't know?

"Green girl, don't you know, this girl chased me back then!" The Taoist priest drank the juice with ingredients triumphantly, and he couldn't see the strange faces of Hao Youxiao and Li Chuyi.

"Senior, dare to ask Granny Green what grievances she has with her seniors, so she chased after her seniors?" Hao Youxiao was still struggling, Li Chuyi, who was familiar with the Taoist, had already covered his eyes at this time, and the stinky fart on the Taoist's face already explained everything.

Sure enough, the Taoist priest stretched out a finger and shook it lightly, and said with a smile: "no~no~no~, I saved that girl's life back then, but this girl had to promise herself." Lao Tzu is a very single-minded person, dazzled, and has a good mouth, so I refused at the time! As a result, this girl was really crazy, and chased me from the 100,000 mountains to Mobei, and then to the endless sea in the east of Dayan, and finally I was forced to make a bet with her, no matter what method and what kind of poison was used, as long as she could poison me, I would marry her. Then this girl went back and pondered for more than ten years, and finally made a spring

The medicine is called the Dream of the Hidden Forest, which is the complete version of your poisonous powder. The effect of the medicine is really powerful, even I tasted it, but unfortunately the amount is still not enough, the girl can only admit defeat and leave!"

"Awesome!" Hao Youxiao gave a thumbs up.

"Cattle!" the little fat man scolded in his heart.

He didn't believe that the Taoist priest could guard his body like jade, and he would be like a donkey!

You don't see that most of the silver taels from childhood to adulthood have been thrown into this building and that workshop by someone, if the stinky Taoist priest is as protective as jade, how can those young ladies be as charming as soon as they see him, as if they want to strip off immediately!

The most pitiful thing is that he was ruined by the Taoist priest, and it is not counted that he was forced to wash the dishes when he found that the money was not enough after eating, and the most hateful thing is that every time he went to the building to call someone, those young ladies touched him with their hands and feet. Li Chuyi admitted that he was really comfortable with those young ladies pinching, but he also always thought that he was a tall person, so while enjoying himself, he always put on a face of disgust to express his dissatisfaction, who knew that the more he was like this, the more those young ladies pinched harder, so that he was extremely speechless every time he thought about it.

Of course, killing him will not admit that the most fundamental reason for his dissatisfaction is not Qinggao, but because he spends too much money......

So as soon as Hao Youxiao applauded, he guessed the following, he was too familiar with the Taoist priest, especially in some aspects, he could be described as unforgettable.

Sure enough, when the Taoist priest heard this, he immediately put on a modest posture, waved his hand casually and said, "The little girl is too modest, Lao Tzu... Ah no, ahem, I'm just cultivating to a high point. If it weren't for the new wife, I really couldn't bear to refuse an infatuated woman like Lugu. I don't know how Xiaolu has been doing over the years, and whether he has found a wishful man. Alas, I'm a little embarrassed! Although I'm a little embarrassed, but compared with an excellent person like me, others can't get into the eyes of Xiao Green, and I'm uneasy!

Hao Youxiao's face froze, and it took a long time before she suddenly lowered her hand and didn't dare to raise her head. She admits that there is a lot of truth in the Taoist priest's words, and on the surface the Taoist priest is indeed a perfect man, but is it okay to boast so shamelessly?

Peeked at Li Chuyi, and saw that the little fat man's face was green and he looked like he was about to vomit, so she felt a little relieved.

Fortunately, the little fat man is not like this, otherwise she should really think about whether her intentions are right.

Ignoring Hao Youxiao, who didn't dare to look at him directly, and Li Chuyi, who was about to vomit, the Taoist priest was beautiful there for a long time, and finally stretched out his hand and hooked Hao Youxiao: "Sister, ahh

This man's personality is really ......

Speechlessly, he handed over a few more porcelain bottles, and Hao Youxiao took out all his inventory. For the Taoist priest, her heart has fallen sharply, and she almost shouted out "sister" when her mouth was loosened, she didn't know whether the Taoist priest was casual or simply a prodigal son, which was really hard to feel good.

Poured a few bottles of medicine into the jar and made a paste, the Taoist priest took a bite and smacked his lips, and finally showed some satisfaction on his face.

"Girl, it seems that the green aunt has a lot to do with you, their clan will not accept outsiders as apprentices, she can pass on your ghost dream recipe, even if it is a simplified version, it is enough to show that she has a very good impression of you, you are not shallow!"

"Seniors praise falsely!" Hao Youxiao didn't raise her head slightly.

The Taoist priest's face was even more satisfied, and he smiled and said: "Yes, yes, I am still very modest, and Lao Tzu is very satisfied! Stinky boy, you don't want such a good girl, are you a pig?"

Hao Youxiao's face ripened into an apple in a flash, and Li Chuyi suddenly raised his head and opened his big mouth to close it.

How do you talk about it and turn it back again?