Chapter 90: The King of River Crabs
His face was red, his heart was beating wildly, he looked at Yu Lan, and found that after her seductive lips were kissed, they were even more delicate and dazzling, and the blush on her cheeks was even more exciting on her always indifferent face.
"Amitabha!" Yu Cheng hurriedly turned his head, not daring to look at it again.
"Who are you, you dare to ruin my good deeds, get out of here!" said Yu Lan angrily, at this time, she was like the bully who robbed the people's men.
"I'm the king of river crabs, and you won't kowtow to me?"
Lu Lan looked around, but he didn't see the other half of the figures, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be a big green crab lying on the ground, and the two pincers were swaying towards Lu Lan very mightily.
Lu Lan pulled out the Mo Youjian Sword: "I'm angry, just take you first." ”
"No, you can't. Yu Cheng stretched out his hand to stop it.
Lu Lan twitched the corner of her mouth: "You Buddhists seem to pay attention to not killing, so don't you even let crabs be slaughtered?"
"Definitely. Yu Cheng shook his head, "This is a descendant of the divine beast river crab, how can you beat it." ”
"It's still your kid who knows each other, I am the patron saint of the Nine Heavens Purple River above the Yellow Sky, the mighty and bright, and the holy river crab king is also. When the king of my river crab smiles, the sea is cold, and when he is angry, the wind and clouds are shaking, and the palm of one hand is good, and if he is happy, he will turn the sky upside down, and if he is unhappy, he will cover the ground, and all the people will surrender. ”
"Okay, King River Crab, what do you have to do?" said Trolling.
"I am the guardian of this Tower of Trials, and the unspeakable attempt of the two of you has awakened me, and I have come to stop it. ”
"It's a dog who meddles with a mouse. Lu Lan said speechlessly, "What others you are willing to do is in line with the ethics of the Heavenly Dao, why do you stop it." ”
When he said this, Lu Lan was not false at all, after all, Yu Cheng did not resist.
I didn't expect that after an unknown number of years in this ancient sect, there would still be a so-called guardian, but since this river crab is a guardian, then he may be able to learn the breakthrough of the key from him.
Lu Lan's mind became active again, but he was no longer desperate on Yu Cheng.
"Bastard!" the river crab king slapped the ground with tongs, and the ground suddenly shook again, "Where is this what you want me to do, obviously you shameless female devil, forcibly ...... Indescribable!"
Trolley suddenly discovered the strangeness of this river crab king, this river crab king, what he originally wanted to say was not that word, but it was forcibly turned indescribable.
Lu Lan raised her eyebrows and looked at Yu Cheng with a smile: "Really?"
"You demon demon girl!" Yu Cheng's face turned red, and then it darkened, "Today is my Dao is not enough, next time, you don't want to succeed!"
"Oh?" said Trolley smiled, her eyes sly and smart, "Do you want to have another time?"
"You!" Yu Cheng was choked speechless.
"Bastard!" The ground shook again, and the beard of the river crab king trembled, "You two still dare to flirt in front of me!"
Lu Lan clapped her hands: "Yo Yo Yo, you don't admit it, it's flirting, since it's flirting, it's naturally you and me." ”
"You!" the river crab king couldn't even shake his pincers at this time, obviously angry.
"Do you say you?" said Yu Lan smirked, and her words encircled one person and one crab.
"Hmph, tongue sharpness!" said the River Crab King indignantly.
"I heard that the river crab clan cultivates with the pure qi of heaven and earth, and they can't see men and women the most...... Men and women, otherwise it will destroy cultivation. Yu Cheng couldn't help but explain to Lu Lan, and as soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it a little.
Sure enough, Lu Lan's eyes lit up, and suddenly, the soft and cold little hand grabbed Yu Cheng's hand, and the latter's heart trembled.
Yu Cheng pursed his lips, his handsome face, and regained his composure again: "Fellow Daoist, your fragrance is useless to me, put it away." ”
Lu Lan said secretly, it is really a difficult character, and it is not unreasonable for those female disciples of the Hehuan Sect to return with a feather.
Lu Lan put away Mei Xiang, thought about it, and turned to the jade pendant that hid the aura of the yin demon's body.
Suddenly, Yu Cheng held her hand: "Don't ......"
Trolley was taken aback: "You know?"
Trolley smiled evilly, "Since you know, why don't you still refuse?" You know, it's always me who suffers." ”
Yu Cheng smiled lightly: "Fellow Daoist, I know that you are reluctant in your heart, why bother me?"
"I don't embarrass you, my little life is about to be confessed. "Do you say that you will suffer or I will die?" ”
"But don't worry, I won't suck you dry, you still picked up my big bargain, as a reward, you can also ask me to do one thing, this deal, you will make a profit without losing money, do it or not?"
"Amitabha, don't do it. Yu Cheng said stiffly.
"You have to do it today, and you have to do it if you don't do it. She has always been ruthless to others, and even more ruthless to herself.
At that moment, Lu Lan ripped off her clothes, revealing a perfectly tender body that was not yet fully developed, but full of green taboos.
Yu Cheng glanced at it, then looked away with difficulty, and put his hands together to recite the heart mantra.
"Wow! Don't look at indecent things!" cried out the King of River Crabs, raising his pincers to blindfold himself.
It's a pity that the crab claws have toothed saws, and they are actually leaking, even if the king of river crabs is blindfolded, he can see what should not be seen.
"Ugh. ”
Green smoke rose from the head of the river crab king.
Lu Lan's eyes lit up again: "It turns out that you not only have to describe it, but you can't even see the woman's body." If you don't tell me, I'll do it with him, and your cultivation will be ruined!"
At this moment, Lu Lan has already seen this river crab king, this river crab king is obviously not a good-tempered master, but he has not made a move, there must be some constraints.
The purpose of Lu Lan at this time is obviously not to take Yu Cheng as the main thing, but the key.
"Treasury keys, are you dreaming!"
Lu Lan's face was cold, and she grabbed Yu Cheng's clothes and pulled them.
"I don't think you can see a man's body!"
This dead monk actually wears a layer inside.
"Fellow Daoist, don't force me to do it!" Yu Cheng picked up the clothes and wrapped them in Yulan, but they were wrapped tightly, like a zongzi, and only their heads were exposed.
"Okay, then let's fight, if you defeat me, the matter will be stopped, if you lose, then obediently restrain your hands and take it." ”
Yu Cheng sighed and picked up his Bodhi staff: "This matter cannot only be solved in this way." ”
Trolley untied his run, took out his coat, and tied it loosely, although the large patch of skin still exposed, it was much better than before.
However, just when Yu Cheng thought she was going to draw her sword, she suddenly took off her jade pendant.
Suddenly, Yu Cheng's already diluted desires came like a tsunami, and he even involuntarily walked towards Lulan.
Seeing this, Lu Lan frowned slightly, how could the effect be so strong?
Quite abnormal!
This time, Chang Yucheng pounced on Yu Lan.