Sitting in the taxi, Lu Jing and Xiao Hei were chatting, the driver was a middle-aged man in his forties, and he was looking at Lu Jing through the rear mirror.

"Is this a fool? How do you talk to a dog?"

Three black question marks appeared on the master's face, and after Lu Jing got into the car, he talked with the dog in his arms with relish, and the dog still pretended to listen, and occasionally shouted two voices in response.

Damn!

"This kid can't be a psychopath, right?"

The master sweated wildly and shouted bad luck in his heart.

In these years, it is not illegal to kill people with mental illness, and he mechanically turned his head to look at Lu Jing and smiled awkwardly.

"Brother, do you smoke?"

Lu Jing raised his head to look at the uncle, hesitated for a moment and nodded. Then he took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to his uncle.

"You thought you couldn't smoke in a taxi, uncle, come on?"

After finishing speaking, Lu Jing lit a cigarette and smoked it beautifully.

Uncle: "..."

I'm going to ask if you smoke and give you one, what are you doing for me? I'm rubbing, this kid must be mentally ill.

So he took over the uncle and started racing, in his opinion, the earlier he arrived at the airport, the less dangerous it was, otherwise he would be a little scared to stay in a car with a nervous disorder.

A few minutes later, Lu Jing was about to take out money from his pocket to give the taxi uncle, but he didn't expect the uncle to step on the accelerator and leave wildly.

Lu Jing: "..."

What do you mean? Are there so many well-wishers these days? I don't even need money to take a taxi? But Lu Jing still used his spiritual power to forcibly throw the money into the taxi.

Woohoo!

Royal Interpreter: "Master, it's up to you! I'll turn into a little worm and get into your ears, and I'll command you when the time comes." ”

"Yes!"

Lu Jing nodded, and then stood outside the airport, holding Xiao Hei's mobile phone in his hand and waiting...

Britney...

HN Airport, the breeze blows Lu Jing's hair, and there are a lot of people around, which should be locals who come to pick up relatives and friends.

"Master, don't be nervous!I can feel that you're nervous!Xiao Tiantian is very beautiful!Why should you be nervous!" Xiao Hei whispered in Lu Jing's ear.

Lu Jing rolled his eyes.

Nervous?

How can you not be nervous?!

After all, it was the first time he met this Britney, and he actually pretended to be a dog, a husky who likes to tear down the house.

Lu Jing can be said to be very nervous now, very nervous, standing restlessly looking left and right, secretly scolding the little black and stinky shameless! As a dog, you can beat the glory of the king, forget it, why are you still hooking up with a girl?

As soon as I thought of Xiao Hei crawling on the sofa, the corners of his mouth were drooling, his eyes showed sweetness, and he hugged his mobile phone to send ambiguous news to Xiao Tiantian.

Lu Jing is full of black lines, and he is simply powerless to complain.

"Hello Mr. and Madam, the plane from Modu to HN has landed, please pack your luggage and get off the bus in a safe and orderly manner. Hello sir and madam..."

Here it comes!

Britney is coming!!

Lu Jing tidied up his clothes, but the smile on his face was very reluctant, looking for Xiao Hei's online dating partner Xiao Tiantian.

Not much...

Out of the airport is a young and lively girl, with light makeup painted on her face, wearing a white down jacket, a pair of black warm pants underneath, and a pair of cartoon sneakers with a Winnie the Pooh label on her feet. The girl looked left and right, her face was a little red, and she seemed to be looking for someone to pick her up.

"Master, Britney! Britney is there!"

Xiao Hei excitedly jumped up and down in Lu Jing's ears, Lu Jing nodded, calm on the surface, but in fact, he was chaotic in his heart.

Toot toot

I want to take you to romantic Turkey, and I want to take you to Tokyo for circumcision.

The mobile phone rings, and Lu Jing is even more powerless to complain, Xiao Hei is not only an online dating expert, but the mobile phone ringtones are so sassy.

It's even more beautiful than his, twinkle and shining, and the stars in the sky are even more showy! When I looked up, sure enough, the woman in front of me was making a call with her mobile phone.

It's Britney!

Turning off the phone, Lu Jing walked towards Britney with steps.

"May I ask if it's Xiao Tiantian, I'm the big demon king with a dog head!" Lu Jing stretched out his hand and said with a shy smile, and he was almost desperate for Xiao Hei's screen name.

God dog-headed demon king, Xiao Hei, do you dare to exaggerate your name?

Hearing Lu Jing's self-introduction, Xiao Tiantian nodded with a blush, stretched out her hand and shook it with Lu Jing, Lu Jing wanted to let go, but Xiao Tiantian refused to let Lu Jing let go.

Poof.

"Husband, you're so handsome!"

Lu Jing swears! It was Britney who took the initiative, he never thought of hugging Britney! It was definitely Britney who took the initiative to hug him!

"Wife, you have to listen to my explanation, I'm passive!"

"Ahem, you're good-looking, too. Lu Jing's feeling at this time was very subtle, because the two teams of peaks on Xiao Tiantian's chest kept rubbing against his chest, rubbing again!

"Husband~~~"

Xiao Tian said sweetly, her voice was as soft as glutinous rice, a typical Lori sound. It sounds numb, and I can't stand it at all.

"Hehe, my wife's voice is so good. Xiao Hei said with a smirk.

Lu Jing: "..."

Why don't you come out and meet her?

"Husband, it's my first time coming to HN, I want you to take me to eat something delicious!" Xiao Tiantian said again, crispy and numb, her two hands kept shaking Lu Jing's arms, and she made the people around her envious and jealous.

"O heaven, O earth! For the yarn, this crystal clear cabbage is arched by this pig!"

"Hoo woo! Someone is abusing dogs here, I'm going home for dinner! No! I'm full, and I've sprinkled too much dog food!"

"Why! Why! I'm so much more handsome than that guy, why can't I find a girlfriend even after I'm in my thirties?

Hearing the whispers of passers-by, Lu Jing said that he was also uncomfortable!

For the sake of the wool to promise Xiao Hei to come to see his Xiao Tiantian, if the scene just now was known by his wife, Lu Jing would not dare to continue to think about it.

"Well... Great!"

Lu Jing tried to break free of Britney's hands several times, but because Britney grabbed it very hard, he was now miserable and happy!

Of course, happiness is Britney at this time, how to explain to my wife when she goes home in pain?

"Husband, are you not feeling well, your face is very bad, are you okay, are you too busy this time?" Xiao Tiantian saw that Lu Jing's face was very bad, and asked worriedly.

Of course!

The voice is still so loud, the image of a cute girl.

Lu Jing hurriedly shook his head, because Xiao Tiantian's jade hand had already been attached to his forehead.

"It's okay, I'll take you to dinner!"

At this time, a familiar Audi A6 appeared in Lu Jing's field of vision, the car stopped, and a person who was very familiar to Lu Jing walked down.

it!

Why is the good brother Lin Hu here!!

(End of chapter)