Zhang Wei lay on the bed, tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, then took off the blindfold and said, "I have never slept on an air mattress bed." ”

Lu Ziqiao closed his eyes and said, "This is Simmons, not an air bed." ”

"No wonder, I watched TV direct sales and said that there is a new air mattress bed recently, which will support your waist when you sleep, will it be more comfortable than this. ”

"If you don't feel comfortable with this, you can go to the park and sleep on a bench. Lu Ziqiao said impatiently.

"Don't say it, I've really slept before, although it's a little cold, but after all, it's made of wood, and it's good for my back. ”

"You have to change with me to stop, right?" Lu Ziqiao immediately sat up angrily and roared.

"I've caused you so much trouble, how can you be embarrassed?" Zhang Wei said with a straight face.

"Hurry up, I'll change with you. Lu Ziqiao walked to Zhang Wei's bedside and said.

"You really don't have to accommodate me, really. Zhang Wei also wanted to get away with it.

"Shut up, go to bed!" Lu Ziqiao is now irritable and has no time to talk nonsense with Zhang Wei, and shouted.

"Ah~" Zhang Wei lay on Guan Gu's bed and groaned comfortably.

"You give me peace and sleep obediently, I still have a date tomorrow morning!" Lu Ziqiao finally knew why Guan Gu was so angry just now, and now he really wants to kill Zhang Wei!

If it weren't for the fear that Zhang Wei would scare Xinling by sleepwalking at night, he really wanted to throw Zhang Wei to Xinling and let her train Zhang Wei.

"You said that if I sleepwalked in the middle of the night, would I accidentally step on you? Zhang Wei said again.

"I'll bury a mine next to your bed, so you and I will be safe, go to sleep!"

After a minute, Zhang Wei said again: "But I'm not very sleepy. ”

"Then count the sheep, and count them and you will fall asleep. ”

"Okay, one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five sheep, six sheep......" Zhang Wei leaned against the head of the bed and counted.

An hour later, but Zhang Wei still hadn't fallen asleep, "...... 2046 sheep, 2047 sheep. ”

Lu Ziqiao sat up angrily: "Oops! Why haven't you fallen asleep yet!"

Zhang Wei said aggrievedly: "I don't know, I think this method is unscientific." ”

Lu Ziqiao was angry and cried, "Why?"

"The method of counting sheep came from abroad, and the pronunciation of sheep in English sheep is very close to sleep, and there will be psychological hints when you read more. Zhang Wei said.

“So?”

"But how can the Chinese use the hint in the heart of English?"

"So what do you want. Lu Ziqiao stared at Zhang Wei and said.

If you don't give me an explanation, I'll kill you, I looked at Zhang Wei with an expression.

Zhang Wei explained seriously: "I have a new set, which is more effective and direct, that is...... Number...... Water...... Dumplings, dumplings are equal to sleeping, this is the psychological hint of the Chinese. ”

"Then why didn't you just say it earlier?" Lu Ziqiao felt that he was about to go crazy, how could he meet such a decrepit person as Zhang Wei?

"You told me to count the sheep. ”

"Okay, I was wrong, you count!" Lu Ziqiao covered the quilt and wrapped himself after speaking, not wanting to hear Zhang Wei's voice again.

"One dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings, four dumplings......" Zhang Wei began his own invention of the "dumpling hypnosis method".

After three minutes, Zhang Wei suddenly shouted: "Ninety-six dumplings, ninety-seven dumplings, ninety-eight dumplings, etc!"

"Ahh Lu Ziqiao was taken aback and hurriedly got up.

"I'm hungry. Zhang Wei said.

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei and suddenly felt that he might need a quick-acting heart-saving pill.

No, the quick-acting heart pill can't save you.

He felt that if he continued like this, he might also have to go to Narnia Sanatorium (a mental hospital where Lu Zhanbo's aunt was staying).

Lu Ziqiao silently gave Zhang Wei a middle finger, thought about it for a while, and seemed to have made a decision, and then Lu Ziqiao got Zhang Wei up again and made dumplings for him.

It's a pity that Lu Ziqiao's original cooking level is not very good, he is careless, and he is very troubled, so the kitchen is very loud.

Xinling was noisy in a daze, and when she walked to the living room, she saw Zhang Wei sitting on the sofa tied with a rope, and Lu Ziqiao was cooking.

"Ziqiao, I'll come!" Xinling said.

"Okay. Lu Ziqiao doesn't talk about any gentlemanly demeanor now, he just wants to sleep now, "Then Zhang Wei will be handed over to you, he wants to eat dumplings, I'll go to sleep first." ”

When Lu Ziqiao left, he also reminded Xinling, "If you think he is too annoying, just give him this!"

As he spoke, Lu Ziqiao gave Xinling a box of sleeping pills.

Originally, Lu Ziqiao planned to put two sleeping pills in the dumplings, and then let Zhang Wei'an sleep quietly.

But now that Xinling is here, it's Xinling's business whether to feed Zhang Wei or not, as long as he doesn't disturb himself.

Xinling took the sleeping pills and was a little stunned for a while, although she couldn't bear to feed Zhang Wei this kind of thing, but he could annoy two people, and he was also a little capable.

Xin Ling thought, "In case Zhang Wei really can't sleep, let's try again!"

So Xinling silently put the sleeping pills in his pocket.

"Thank you! Zhang Wei ate dumplings and said heartlessly.

Xinling shook his head and said, "Sleep with me tonight!"

"No, I'll just sleep on the couch. Zhang Wei said.

"What if you jump off the building again! What if no one finds out? What should I do? This is the sixth floor!" Xinling said excitedly.

"I ......" Zhang Wei was silent, he was not a lonely person like before, now he has friends and lovers, and he really can't take this risk.

"Don't say it, sleep with me!" Xinling said, "I know your worries, if you still can't accept me, I can wait for you." ”

"It's not. Xinling, I'm poor, I don't know if I can take that responsibility. Zhang Wei said.

"I can make money with you. Xinling hugged Zhang Wei and said.

In the end, Zhang Wei was still half-pushed and half-pushed and half-taken back to the room by Xinling.

However, it has to be said that Zhang Wei is a success is Megumi Yanashita.

I just slept with Xinling in my arms all night, without making trouble or sleepwalking.

And Zhang Wei hugged Xinling, or Xinling took the initiative to get into Zhang Wei's arms, Zhang Wei pushed the boat down the river, hugged Xinling, and won Xinling's first kiss by the way.

......

"Xinling, Zhang Wei didn't scare you last night!" Guan Gu asked when he saw Zhang Wei and Xinling coming out of a room.

Zhang Wei slept very well, and he didn't sleepwalk at all. Xinling said.

"Nani?" Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu said, "How is it possible. ”

"From now on, Zhang Wei will sleep with me! Xinling said.

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Although I really want to kill you, I have to say that you kid is stupid!"

"What do you say? This is called good retribution for good people. Zhang Wei said triumphantly.

Zhang Wei didn't refuse to sleep with Xinling anymore, after all, it was really comfortable!

Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao glanced at each other, and the two dragged Zhang Wei on the sofa and beat him violently.

Good people have good rewards? I'm afraid you misunderstood the meaning of this word!