Chapter 177: This Is a Real Brick!
After solving all the snacks, Lu Jing and Dabao both locked their eyes on the small pink schoolbag of Yuzu...
"Master, it is estimated that Sister Yuzu has also prepared a lot of delicious food!"
As a standard pit baby maniac, Lu Jing nodded solemnly...
Sting...
The pink schoolbag was opened, Lu Jing took out an eraser, a pencil, and a paintbrush, and he didn't take it out to eat!
"Look at the grapefruit, do you know why the grapefruit has a good academic performance? It's all school supplies, what about you? bring so many snacks!" Knowing that there were no snacks in the schoolbag, Lu Jing began to preach to Dabao...
Dabao: "The baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say it." ”
Didn't the master let me be the little demon king of the mixed world? The little demon king of the mixed world still needs good grades? Dabao had a faint sense of melancholy, and his eyes looked at Lu Jing even more resentful...
Lu Jing pursed his lips and listened carefully to Lin Sichun's speech on the podium...
Fortunately, the dance party was not held outside in an open space, otherwise so many people in suits and ties would be shivering from the cold, and the classroom space is relatively large, and the air conditioning is on! Some of the children go to the dressing room to prepare, and most of them obediently sit in their parents' arms and whisper...
Among them, Lu Jing met Su Ye, who had a one-sided relationship, and he hadn't seen each other for a few months! Su Ye was almost at the point of breaking with the child that day, and now he and the child Su Tiantian are talking and laughing, and the family of three is happy. Su Ye looked at Lu Jing with grateful eyes...
Lying that day was like changing your mind...
Lu Jing nodded to indicate that it was nothing, and then looked at the middle of the stage. Lin Sichun is wearing a particularly solemn dress today, with a purple dress and a ponytail, playful with a bit of solemnity. does not lose the seriousness of the teacher, and the words are also full of emotion...
"The purpose of holding this thanksgiving party today is to let children say thank you to their parents, so that they can know gratitude from an early age!"
After that, all the children bowed politely to their parents and said thank you sweetly!
However, Dabao looked strange and a little uncomfortable when he bowed.
It seems that the master often pits him, and just a few minutes ago he ate up his snacks, uncomfortable shiitake mushrooms, Lu Jing heard Dabao say thank you and nodded with a smile, but if he knew what Dabao thought in his heart, he would not hit his little ass...
After thanksgiving, the next step is to enter the normal performance session.
At the beginning, there were a few little girls dancing in butterfly costumes, very cute, and after the end, Lu Jing, including all the parents were clapping their hands to give encouragement!
"Master, I'm going to perform!" Dabao stood up and said with a hum, Lu Jing took out Oreo's last cookie and handed it to Dabao with an encouraging expression...
"Eat this piece of Oreo, go ahead!"
Crunch...
After eating, Dabao took a deep breath and walked to the middle of the field, then bowed, several female teachers held a few bricks and placed them in the middle of the stage, Lin Sichun looked at Lu Jing's eyes full of helplessness...
Isn't it good to perform a martial arts? I just want to perform splitting bricks with my bare hands? And split a dozen bricks at a time? At first, all the teachers disagreed, but when they saw Dabao directly split a piece of bluestone in the middle of the school, they didn't object...
"Next, we invite Jiang Liuer, a classmate of the star class, to perform a project, freehand... Chopping bricks with bare hands!"
When this sentence came out of Lin Sichun's mouth, all the parents stuck their heads out, and even a person who was obviously only in his twenties (the child's uncle) scoffed...
"Teacher Lin, are you kidding? This is a real brick! A child will break his hand if he splits it, I am a black belt in taekwondo, and the bricks of taekwondo that are performed are all fake, even foamy!"
The young man said triumphantly, as if he was giving everyone some basic knowledge! Many parents also nodded and felt that what they said was right!
Dabao is going to split bricks, it's too dangerous! Lin Sichun was speechless, she really wanted to say that Dabao can not only split bricks, you people are spicy chickens in front of Dabao...
Kindness!
Dabao thinks so too...
"Why don't you try it, uncle?" Dabao said with a smile, Lu Jing looked at Dabao and held his forehead...
When did Dabao become so black-bellied? The young man was instantly embarrassed when he heard this, and he could clearly see that several female teachers were struggling to move bricks, and the meaning of what he just said was very simple.
I don't believe that Dabao can be crushed!
But Dabao dragged him directly into the pit with his backhand, and that's it...
"Uncle, why don't you try it too?"
Forget about other people's children, but I didn't expect my own niece to pit myself, the young man quickly shook his head and broke out in a cold sweat...
"If you can't do it, don't talk, okay?"
Dabao said in his heart: "No, can you not have a BB?!"
The young man was even more embarrassed, his face was flushed, and he was actually ridiculed by a child!
"If you can split me, I'll eat!"
Lu Jing: "..."
Then you're probably going to eat...
Everyone laughed, this sentence seems to be the latest and most popular words, for example, a scumbag said that he would take the first place in the next exam, and the people who looked down on him would say: "If you can get the first place in the exam, I will eat" is a concept...
But to put the child angry, but the parents who are doing it did not expect, and the young man was relieved when he looked carefully, it is estimated that there is a rich disciple who wants to soak Lin Sichun, and use the children of relatives to enter the kindergarten...
"Really?"
Dabao said in disbelief, snickering in his heart...
"Really!" the young man nodded heavily...
Click...
Bang!
The fleshy little hand hit the brick, and all seven bricks cracked, and Dabao clapped his hands! The people present were silent, except for Lin Sichun's wry smile, Lu Jing looked at the young man with great interest...
Split!
It really cracked!!
The expression on the young male protagonist's face really looks like he has eaten, and his eyes are full of shock and muttering to himself...
"No way! This must be a foam brick!"
The young man walked to the front desk and knocked on the brick, still not believing it, and smashed a brick directly on his face...
Blood flowed out...
Dabao: "..."
Lu Jing: "..."
"It's true!" said the young man, who had studied taekwondo for three or four years, and who had not had a child.
"Uncle, I'm splitting!"
Dabao said cutely, the subtext is that you should fulfill your promise to eat, right? The young man was extremely ashamed, his eyes were full of anger, and he actually punched Dabao in the face...
(End of chapter)