Chapter 1 Dick Silk Pseudo Counterattack (1)
This is a story about youth, about dreams, about blood, about brothers who are old and lose their teeth.
But I witnessed the passionate and arrogant years of my brothers and I in those years.
Things have to start with the prosaic Christmas Eve two years ago, I remember that it was the goddess who had been in the same class who had been in love with me and took the initiative to talk to me about the buckle, saying that I was in a bad mood when I fell out of love, and I hope I could spend a Christmas Eve with her who is not lonely, I thought that the emperor lived up to his heart, and the sincerity of labor and management finally pried open the golden and jade fields of the class flower, and I could get off the single before the advent of 2015.
To be honest,It's not like I haven't thought about such a thing as a Dick Silk counterattack.,As a VIP in Dick Si.、A fighter in a poor group like me.,Every time I talk to someone about my dreams and future,Most of the classmates are still very friendly.,Always use "Hehe.." Such adjectives encourage me to continue to masturbate bravely.
Of course, as a senior male cock, I also have my own love and persistence.,I firmly believe that "Dick Silk will eventually have a counterattack day.,Big birds will fly!"For example, with the living expenses squeezed out of his teeth,Day after day, I secretly give the goddess Shen Yu in the class to insist on buying early and anonymous, I think you brothers must not be able to do it, right?Shen Yu only needs to hand me a "hungry" look during class,Oh!NO,It's wrong, you only need to hand me a thirsty look, and I'll run to the small supermarket downstairs to buy it. "Nutrition Express..."
As for why it's Nutrition Express instead of Coke Fanta, I'm sure smart buddies will still understand... (The ancestors used to say that form complements form...) What to eat... So I don't need to go into the details of what you know!)
On that Thursday night, which was full of artillery fire, our respectable English teacher still persevered and spat on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, urging us to pick up papers and gnaw test questions as usual....
It's about to be winter vacation, and it won't take long for us to face the high school entrance examination, looking at the students who have been with each other for three years, huddled in the corner of the back door of the classroom, I suddenly had a mixed feeling of sadness in my heart, shook my head, and deleted the distractions of going to the hotel door to sell "Durex" to earn some extra money after school, and decided to cherish the time I didn't spend much time with my classmates, so I decisively woke up Lu Shuai, who was sleeping at the same table next to me, and raced against time to start a big battle of "backgammon.." (I don't know how many buddies who are not doing their jobs like me have played like this, draw a chessboard on paper by themselves, and the two of them use pen circles as chess pieces, and some buddies leave a message to hit 1 and I'll take a look!)
"Sir, it seems that labor and management have won..."I poked twice on the chessboard drawn on the paper with the tip of my pen, and whispered proudly to Lu Shuai at the same table: "Tomorrow's breakfast... Look at it!haha... I'm embarrassed! No way, who made your opponent so strong! Think you're unlucky..."
"Fuck off, sister... If you don't pretend to force us like this, we can still be as good as iron!" Lu Shuai at the same table glanced at me disdainfully, and secretly took out his "Apple 4S" from his pocket and studied the League of Legends box, Lu Shuai is a standard Northeasterner with all the characteristics of a Northeasterner, five big and three thick figures, The fiery temperament is still the signature big voice, short head and thick eyebrows, there are always some unshaved stubbles on both sides of the face, just looking like a junior high school student, if it weren't for a class, I would sometimes have the idea to spend twenty yuan to hire this force to help me when I had a parent-teacher conference, and the most puzzling thing for me is that they are also fourteen or fifteen years old, what the hell is this thing to eat, and the height of nearly one meter eight can be a head taller than me.
The reason why he is called a masturbation sir is because this thing is still an avid League of Legends enthusiast.,In his own words, look for me on Sunday.,If I'm not in the Internet café,,It's definitely on the way to the Internet café.,Anyway, the group of characters in the game can not only be called.,But also the specific professional attributes of each character.、Running skills are the head of the way.,Although I don't know what he's talking about at all.,But it doesn't hinder the friendship between us at all.。
Look at sir don't bird me, I'm bored and steal out my own "big cool" to prepare a water sticker or watch a joke or something, the phone vibrated suddenly, and the QQ message prompted me "Shen Yu updated the mood of the space.." I have always secretly set up special attention to Shen Yu's space, which is enough to ensure that I understand the dynamics of the goddess at the first time.
Seeing that Shen Yu updated her mood, I immediately clicked in, and I didn't even see what she posted, so I liked it casually, and then I slowly watched it. I will never forget to give me such a gift on Christmas Eve! It doesn't matter, just break up!"
"Damn.. Shen Yu actually had a partner and broke up..."I have a disgusting feeling like eating a fly, if it weren't for the class, I really want to stand up and slap myself twice, grab the carbon pen in my hand and almost poke through the table, and then lie on the table like a dead dog, take my arm and poke the sir next to me and say, "Do you think I'm stupid." I have to run back and forth like a pug to buy her breakfast and drinks! Some people don't know how to tell Lao Tzu earlier, or remind Lao Tzu not to be so good to her! Broken love!"
"Losing a basket, it's like you've been in love... I said how could I have listened to Shen Yu and a few of their girls secretly calling you Lei Feng behind their backs in the corridor in the past few days! Dare to love is like this..."Lu Shuai patted me on the shoulder with a sudden realization on his face and whispered comforting: "It's okay, brother! After evening self-study, I went to the Internet café with my brother to masturbate a few times, and I promised that all my worries and sorrows would be gone..."
"Lei Feng?" I looked at Shen Yu's back and asked suspiciously, and immediately understood in a few seconds, sighed, and muttered frustratedly on the table: "Yes, I am exactly the same as Lei Feng, both do good deeds without leaving a name, and I also wear green clothes and green hats!"
"Haha, as long as life is passable, even if there is a little green on the top of the head! Let's go masturbate with my brother at night!I'll pretend to be forced to fly you for a while!" Lu Shuai didn't know whether he was comforting me or hitting me, his eyes didn't look at me much when he spoke, he still stared at his mobile phone screen, scratched his chicken coop hairstyle and exclaimed: "Fuck, there are no monkeys this week, and I have to go and masturbate two after school..."
As soon as he finished speaking, my mobile phone vibrated violently to prompt that someone had sent me a message, I looked at it casually bored, and immediately sat up straight as soon as I saw the name, it was Shen Yu who sent me a message: "I'm out of love, you don't comfort me and I like it, what does it mean?"
After reading the information, I reflexively looked up in the direction of Shen Yu's seat, only to see that the girl didn't even turn her head back, still with an indifferent look, dragging her chin with one hand and watching the English teacher lecture intently, from my point of view, you can just see half of Shen Yu's side face, deliberately dyed into a pale blonde long hair, tied into a pair of double ponytails, giving people an indescribable playful feeling, bright eyes shining like jewels, pointed chin, The fair-skinned long neck, looking down again, was blocked by her own arm that dragged her chin.
Suddenly, through Shen Yu's school uniform jacket, I found that there were two not-so-obvious marks on her back, and I was shamefully hard in an instant... Because I had already guessed what the two printed traces were, I actually began to secretly fantasize about what color and style the cover in Shen Yu's clothes was...
"Buzz.." The mobile phone on the desktop vibrated suddenly, and I hurriedly put the phone into my pocket with a weak heart, and it took a long time to timidly raise my head and look at the English teacher on the podium, and found that I had a false alarm, and the English teacher didn't bother to glance in my direction at all.
Only then did she breathe a sigh of relief, unlock the phone to see who sent me the message, or Shen Yu, she probably saw that I didn't reply, and typed a questioning expression and an aggrieved expression, and a line of short small print, the content of the message was like this: "Don't you even want to take care of me... Forget it, I'll spend Christmas Eve alone!"
After glancing at the content of the message, I raised my head again and looked at Shen Yu sitting in the front row, Shen Yu probably also felt that I was looking at her, turned her head back slightly, pursed her mouth and looked very unhappy, seeing Shen Yu's current appearance, I don't know why I actually have a very distressed feeling, the previous dissatisfaction with Shen Yu disappeared without a trace in an instant. I secretly wondered in my heart, what's wrong with the object, which game of the national team didn't arrange a goalkeeper, people shouldn't score goals, as long as Lao Tzu danced well, I didn't believe that I couldn't dig down the small corner of Shen Yu, so I hurriedly lowered my head and quickly pressed the screen and wrote: "How could it be, just now I was just thinking about how to comfort you! Don't worry, even if the whole world ignores you, I won't ignore you!" After the message was sent, I realized that I seemed to be a little too ambiguous when I said this.
My face suddenly felt hot, and I was afraid that Shen Yu would see that my wolf ambition rejected me, so I was embarrassed to look up at her for a long time.
A few seconds later, Shen Yu sent another message: "You are so good! Can you send me home after evening self-study, I don't want to spend such a lonely Christmas Eve alone!"
"Damn... Shen Yu means that I am asking me to make an appointment?" I felt a burst of ecstasy in my heart, the phone was put on my lap and my head was buried under the table, and the whole person seemed to be turned into a vibration mode, and I almost laughed out loud.
"Chu Fei..." Just when I was secretly happy, the English teacher smashed a chalk dart on my head accurately.
"Huh?" I quickly slipped my phone into my pocket and looked up.
I saw that almost all the students in the class turned their heads in unison and looked at the positions of me and Lu Shuai.