Chapter 551 Small Movie

Wang Congjun also sighed: "Erpi, I am also half of Lijiagou." It's certain that I want Li Jiagou to be good, but I definitely don't think about you so deeply. I've always felt like you're a bit xenophobic. Now it seems that I still misunderstood you, because I didn't think about it properly......"

Li Junge laughed: "I've been holding back these words for a long time, and I didn't even dare to tell Liang Yatou Ayin, I said it today, just to find two people who can share it, this heart is too heavy, and Lao Tzu can't bear it." ”

Wang Congjun nodded, pondered for a moment and said: "Then after the change of office at the beginning of the year, I will show this blueprint and send it to the new Standing Committee for discussion." When the time comes, you and Ayin will come to the county crying, talking about pressure, talking about difficulties, asking for policies, and putting on a reluctant look. Let's take another administrative order, form a red-headed document, and issue a construction plan for the Wuxi River Scenic Tourist Area and the Selenium-rich Ecological Agricultural Development Zone, so as to make it look like the county is pressuring you! While Liang Yatou is still in Panao Township, we will first set the big tone. ”

"After this scene, there will be a policy change in the future, that is, the government will change its orders every day to harm farmers, and it will not pay attention to it wherever it goes. Since we're going to make a show, let's just do a full set!"

Li Junge said: "After Xiao Zhun's drama is broadcast, it will definitely have some impact. But no matter how noisy it is, the data report statistics are now only mastered by our company, and I will definitely give you a grip. In terms of publicity, you and Secretary Xue will cooperate to control it, and then slowly remove the lid after the change is completed, and release it little by little, and this achievement will be ours......"

Zhu Chao'an swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "The ancestors are banban! I always thought that although you two were a little skinny and loved to pit people, you could be regarded as good people in the final analysis." Today is considered to be educated, mother, good people and black belly are two independent attributes! In the future, if my son dares to go into politics, Lao Tzu will personally break his two legs first! As for the baby born to me and Xiaomei, if I can play with the two of you, it will not be my ......."

Wang Congjun and Li Junge pretended to be stunned together: "Ah?

Zhu Chaoan said: "As far as the seed born by me and Xiaomei is impossible...... Ouch!"

I saw Xiaomei grabbing Zhu Chao'an's ears from behind, gritting her teeth and saying: "Pig! Worm! You are too much! Thanks to Ayin and Sister Qianqian interceding with you on the road! If you don't clean you up today, you won't be able to live in the future!"

Zhu Chaoan covered his ears with his hands: "Ouch...... Wife, I was wrong...... That's not what it means...... You didn't even hear the ...... ahead They, the two of them are framing Lao Tzu again......"

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That night, Ah Yin and Li Junge rested at Brother Lobby's house.

The next day was Friday, and early in the morning, Ayin and Zhu Chaoan Xiaomei gathered together to help.

Ah Yin was careful, and also prepared a small medicine box, which contained cosmetics, needlework, transparent nail polish and other things, which were used to deal with unexpected situations on the bride.

Zhu Dingquan was also very busy with many matters such as contacting pick-up vehicles, banquet arrangements, etc.

It wasn't until the evening that Li Junge and Zhu Chaoan took time to go to get a haircut and choose a groomsman outfit with Ergou.

Li Junge also specially instructed Brother Qingguo to bring walnuts from Lijiagou.

The four of them sat in a row and let the barber click on their heads.

Zhu Chaoan teased the walnuts and said, "What are you bringing this little thing out for?"

Li Junge said: "I gave it a good temperament, and I haven't seen its shadow for a few days since I came back! This is to take advantage of the fact that I am not playing crazy with Ayin, and I am going to be abducted and run away to play a monkey show, and that day will be miserable." ”

Zhu Chao'an said with a smile: "Who doesn't know the walnut in Lijiagou? Can anyone from outside take it away? This turtle is better than a person! The village says that it is a monkey spirit, and it will see through the thoughts of others." ”

Li Junge said: "This is too exaggerated......

Zhu Chaoan said: "Exaggerated, I'll show you one......

After that, let the barber find a deck of playing cards and say to Li Junge: "Draw one, see what the number is, don't show it to others." ”

Li Junge took out one casually, and saw that it was the three of spades.

Then Zhu Chaoan turned the poker over, the suit was upward, and said to Walnut: "Walnut, it's your turn." ”

I saw Walnut draw three cards out, grinning and shaking his head in his little paws, with a very proud expression.

Li Junge was so frightened that his cards fell, and the three cards in Walnut's hand were clearly three diamonds, three plum blossoms, and three hearts.

"Damn!" "Look at the cards that fell in Li Junge's hand, and they were also surprised on the side: "How did you get this?!"

Zhu Chao'an was very proud: "One day Liang Yatou went to the city for a meeting, so she entrusted the walnuts to me, I played cards with Xiaomei in bed, and this little thing was making trouble on the side, and then we simply teased it with poker, and found that this turtle can do this trick!"

At this time, Walnut jumped in front of the mirror and picked up a doll that I didn't know from which crane machine.

Zhu Chao'an's eyebrows danced: "You say, walnuts are not gods......

Li Junge interrupted Zhu Chao'an's swagger, and said with his mouth: "Wait, what are walnuts going to do?"

I saw Walnut start kissing the doll, with a pig-like face.

Li Junge also wondered: "Why does this expression look so familiar?"

Doudou and Ergou also said: "Yes! I like I've seen it somewhere, why can't I remember?"

Then Walnut began to be dishonest, reaching into the doll's clothes and rubbing it on the doll's breasts.

The four of them even looked stupid at the barber, why did this little monkey suddenly start to get colored? So young, not yet sexually mature, right?

I saw Walnut holding the doll and starting to twist left and right, looking like the doll was struggling unwillingly.

Then Walnut lifted the doll's skirt and began to make indecent movements.

After a few strokes, Walnut lay on her back on the dresser, holding the doll in front of her chest with her left hand, and stroking her small hand with her right hand on her chest, with a satisfied expression.

After this set of small movies was played, I saw that the dressing mirror was full of big mouths, and the barber and the barber and the little girl who washed their hair were all stupid.

The pig worm has a pig face, exactly the same as the walnut's expression just now.

Li Junge reacted the fastest: "Pig worm! You dog! You just said what you did after you played cards that day?!"

Doudou and Ergou showed expressions of sudden realization: "Lao Tzu said that this pig looks so familiar! Brother Zhu, Walnut is the situation on the day of the live broadcast!"

A group of people all reacted at this moment, and suddenly burst into laughter.

The barber couldn't talk about the work ethic anymore, and he couldn't hold the scissors in his hand with a smile.

The two little girls who washed their hair were flushed, squatting on the ground with their hands covering their mouths, and couldn't stand up.

You push me and I push you, laughing and smoking.

Li Junge also slumped on the barber chair with a smile and slapped the seat handle: "Except that the time is too fast, there is nothing wrong...... Hahahaha...... Ouch, I'm laughing to death...... Why wasn't that part recorded just now hahahaha...... That's enough for me to talk about for a lifetime!ahahaha......"

Zhu Chao'an's face was about to turn into the color of eggplant: "Dare! Who dares to tell this paragraph! Don't blame Lao Tzu for killing people and destroying his mouth!"

Li Junge wiped the tears from his laughter and said: "You deserve it! I told you to do that without carrying the child! Lao Tzu hasn't blamed you for taking my walnuts, poofhahahaha......"

Zhu Chao'an was like a kettle boiling a pot, the steam above his head was about to come out, and he pointed to the walnut and said: "You still say that it has not become a sperm! Who would guard against a little monkey! It's almost like a personal life......

After the haircut, the four of them went to Aunt Suying's shop to pick up clothes, as long as one person "fluttered" on the way, the other two immediately seemed to be infected, and the three of them laughed next.

The whole passer-by is like seeing a neuropathy, and they are far away from a few people.

Zhu Chaoan was speechless, and said depressedly: "Are you still finished? brother, you can't be like this at the wedding!"

Li Junge said with a smile: "What do you say you are doing! Forget it, I was just cleaned up by Xiaomei yesterday, and my brother let you go and didn't tell her......

At four o'clock in the morning, the convoy was in place, packed up and set off at half past five.

As soon as he got out of the car, His Excellency Li Jun came to open the door for Zhu Chao'an, and from a distance, he caught a glimpse of a chubby figure peeking out of the window of Xiaomei's house on the fourth floor.

Li Junge recognized it as Xiaobai at a glance, and smiled at Zhu Chao'an: "Fortunately, Xiaobai is making a fuss about doing Chinese-style, this is going to be Western-style, and when you come downstairs, you have to rest for two days, and you don't have to do anything." ”

Zhu Chaoan laughed, and the nervousness that was still a little lost all of a sudden.

A crowd of people began to go upstairs and knock on the door, making a fuss.

Of course, it didn't open inside, Ren Zhu Chao'an said that there were a lot of red envelopes, but he couldn't get in.

Li Junge came up with an idea blindly next to him: "This first level must be broken from the inside, hurry up and call my mother, and let my mother-in-law go out." ”

This trick basically worked, Zhu Chao'an's mother and mother shouted all the time, the mother-in-law hurt her son-in-law, and a crack was opened in the door.

Then the groomsmen pushed Zhu Chao'an and rushed in.

However, the boudoir is another torture.

The main reason is that the Q&A is too tricky, the bridesmaids inside are clear about the foundation of the groomsmen's group, knowing that Li Junge is there, why do you want the groom to do love poems, saying that the bride's top ten benefits, and the top ten reasons to fall in love with the bride, these rhetoric is basically difficult to go outside, so they directly ask questions and answers.

For example, when did the two first meet, what is Xiaomei's favorite snack, and what is your favorite movie......

These Li Junge can't help at all.

Fortunately, Zhu Chaoan and Xiaomei stayed together in Lijiagou for a long time, although they were anxious, they basically didn't go wrong.

finally wasted a lot of red envelopes to pass the test, and after entering the house, Xiaobai took out a letter of guarantee, asking Zhu Chaoan to read it out loud, and also to guarantee the drawing.

The words are very funny, and everyone is amused.

Then it's time to look for shoes. There is only one on Xiaomei's feet, and there is another one that Zhu Chao'an can find out.

In a small bedroom, Zhu Chaoan was stunned and searched for it but did not find where the shoes were hidden.

I was so anxious that I squeezed my eyes at Li Junge, which means that you, the best man, have to help!

Li Junge didn't bother to think about it, so he opened the window directly and whistled outside.

After a while, a small figure jumped out of the window, and it was Walnut.

Walnut also wore a suit of the same style as the best man today, and he looked straight at Xiaomei.

A crowd laughed with joy.

Zhu Chaoan hurriedly went over and hugged it: "Oh, little ancestor, hurry up and find your aunt's shoes for Uncle Zhu!"

This name is too messy, and it makes the people in the new house laugh again.