Seeing that the audience was full of laughter, Ye Haochuan was also helpless at this time, raised his hand again, and pressed it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The sound of laughter gradually subsided.

Ye Haochuan, who became the focus of everyone, said with a wicked smile: "The reason is very simple, this egg can't wait for sperm, so it's called a depressed, so depressed that he vomited blood." ”

The audience burst into laughter again, and then the applause shook like thunder.

As for Kou Jing, she couldn't help but laugh at this moment, this bad embryo is really good at talking nonsense!

Although she was a little dismissive of his answer, she had to admit that his answer was quite interesting.

Next, a few more boys asked questions one after another, and one of them was more explicit than the other, but the atmosphere was aroused.

At this time, a girl who looked very sorry for the people of the whole country stood up and asked: "Teacher Ye, let me ask, will the girl's practice of taekwondo cause the membrane to rupture?"

There was a snickering in the audience.

Kou Jing's face turned a little red when she heard this, girl, you should be reserved, why do you even ask this kind of question?

Ye Haochuan smiled: "That membrane is not broken, I think I should ask the coach of taekwondo, right?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

This time, Kou Jing couldn't help but admire, this guy didn't know what to think?

This time she bet, although she lost, she lost unjustly, and she was convinced.

The time of the two classes passed quickly, and the students who came to listen to the lectures left the conference room in a steady stream.

However, many girls who admired Ye Haochuan rushed to the podium and asked him for autographs.

Ye Haochuan did not refuse, but being surrounded by so many warblers and swallows, especially the milk waves and hip waves around him, made him quite unbearable, and he had no choice but to use the method of urine escape to finally get rid of it.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the bathroom, he ran into an acquaintance, Li Wenfeng.

"Brother Ye, you finally came out. Li Wenfeng let out a strange laugh.

Ye Haochuan was stunned, listening to this kid's tone, he had been waiting for him for a long time?

"Stinky boy, don't talk nonsense, what the hell is going on with me?" Ye Haochuan got straight to the point.

Li Wenfeng gave a thumbs up on the spot and said, "Brother Ye, you are awesome, I can't hide anything from you, hehe." ”

"Don't pat yourself on the back, say it quickly!" Ye Haochuan scolded with a smile.

"That's the case, Brother Ye, your martial arts are so high, you know a lot of moves, how many moves can you teach me now?" Li Wenfeng said with a smile.

"What do you want to do, ready to fight?" Ye Haochuan said.

Li Wenfeng said: "Brother Ye said that he laughed, how could I be here to fight, purely for self-defense, self-defense......"

"Good and decent, what are you *** doing? Your girlfriend can't satisfy you?" Ye Haochuan quipped.

"Please, Brother Ye, look at what you said, you think too much of me, right? That's right, you gave me the Acquired Pill and let me step into the acquired realm, compared with ordinary people, I am a cow, but compared with the disciples of your Guwu Sect, I am a scumbag. Do you know, I met a master today, and it abused me, alas, miserable......"

"Who has nothing to do to abuse you? You must have offended others, right?" Ye Haochuan said in a deep voice.

"Brother Ye, you misunderstood me, didn't I have a sanda class in the afternoon? I was competing with some classmates, and I won many battles, but as a result, there was a man named He Dong, who came up and pressed me and beat me, which was a shame to death. Li Wenfeng looked depressed.

Hearing him talk about He Dong, Ye Haochuan raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart Could it be that this He Dong is an acquaintance he knows?

Thinking of this, he opened his mouth to ask about He Dong's situation, height, body shape, face shape, etc., but he didn't leave behind.

Although Li Wenfeng was a little strange in his heart, he still said it one by one.

As a result, when Ye Haochuan heard this, he patted his thigh and said, "Damn, this is still my own brother and my own brother." ”

Li Wenfeng became more and more confused when he heard this, and Ye Haochuan told him that He Dong and he belonged to the same Guwu Sect.

"Count your luck as a kid, Eighty percent of this Senior Brother He knows your relationship with me, so he will be merciful to you, otherwise, he would have been heavy on you a long time ago. It's good for you to come to me to learn moves and seek revenge from him, don't you be so narrow-minded, right?"

Ye Haochuan said helplessly.

Li Wenfeng's face became a little embarrassed, but this kid's cheek didn't know when it started, and he also thickened, and said with a smile: "Brother Ye, I really answered that sentence, I don't know each other if I don't fight, right?

Ye Haochuan originally sternly refused, but this kid was soft and hard, forcing him to have no choice, so he handed over some of the exercises he had learned to him.

As for the internal exercises, the exercises required by the healers such as the longevity recipe were not very suitable for Li Wenfeng, so Ye Haochuan handed over to him the secret books of the internal martial arts that he had seized from other outer disciples and were suitable for martial arts practice.

"Thank you, Brother Ye, thank you, Brother Ye!" Li Wenfeng got what he wanted, and he was satisfied.

"But Wen Feng, you have to listen well, don't let your father know, otherwise he won't let me go. Ye Haochuan admonished.

He has this rhetoric, in fact, he is also worried that this kid, after learning these exercises, will cause trouble everywhere, this small Haishan City, the hidden dragon and the crouching tiger, provoke the people in the martial arts, and even form a grudge, causing trouble to the Li family, then it will be a big trouble.

"Brother Ye, I know......" Li Wenfeng looked impatient and ran away.

"This kid ......"

Ye Haochuan laughed and scolded, and suddenly felt a little anxious, so he hurriedly ran to the wall-hung toilet, and after a while, he heard the sound of rushing water.

After a moment of relaxation, Ye Haochuan took a look out of the bathroom, and after finding that there was no one, Shi Shiran walked out.

However, as soon as he came out, a gust of fragrant wind blew in, and before he could react, he was hugged from behind.

"Don't look back, guess who I am?

As soon as Ye Haochuan heard this voice, he obviously deliberately pinched his throat and changed his voice, but no matter how it changed, he could also hear it, this was clearly Zhang Ziyi's girl!

"Is it Xiaohong?" Ye Haochuan said deliberately.

The back was suddenly grabbed by a small hand, and the little girl behind him suddenly said angrily: "Who is Xiaohong?

"Like a flower?"

The little girl behind him seemed to be about to explode, and the flesh that twisted his waist did not let go, and said angrily: "Which goblin is Ruhua? Tell me quickly, Miss Ben will give you one last chance!"

"Sister Feng?"

……

"Fleur?"

……

The little girl behind him didn't say a word, trembled all over, let go of him, lowered her body to hide her face and cried.

Day, this IQ is too low, right? Can't you hear my brother is joking?

Ye Haochuan was a little depressed. (To be continued.) )