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Chapter 036: The Computer That Pretends to Be Forced [Page 1/1]

Nothing was said all night. Early the next morning, Wei Xiaobao opened his eyes, his blue eyes were radiant, and it seemed that he had recovered well last night.

"Whew...... Comfortable!"

Wei Xiaobao stretched his waist for a long time, but his face darkened in an instant.

"This dead monk who has suffered a thousand knives! Sun Jie's computer is not comparable to my parallel computer, damn, this is tens of thousands of things!"

Wei Xiaobao originally wanted to take the opportunity to get something from the monk as compensation, but let him shake it around with the remnant sword, and the monk was stunned and didn't even let out half a fart.

There was no way, and in the end Wei Xiaobao had to give up. After a quick wash, I ran into the kitchen, I couldn't help it, I opened someone's computer, and I didn't show that I was better, wasn't that looking for death?

Wei Xiaobao's heart was extremely weak at this time.

……

"Xiaobao, give me my computer later, I have stored some information in it, and I will use it today. ”

Sun Jie chewed the fritters in her mouth and said.

"Well, this ...... Sister Sun, do you still want soy milk, I'll go and add some more to you. Wei Xiaobao said that he wanted to find an excuse to slip away, anyway, he could hide for a while.

"I'm full, hurry up and give me my computer, I'm going to work. ”

Sun Jie said and walked towards Wei Xiaobao's bedroom.

"Ahem, Coco, it's almost time for military training, let's go quickly. Wei Xiaobao coughed dryly, and strode out of the door first.

However, before the hind foot stepped out of the threshold, he heard Sun Jie's voice like a lion's roar: "Wei Xiaobao, you stop for me, let me ask you what's going on?"

I saw Sun Jie holding an unrecognizable laptop in both hands, and in the center of the screen, a palm-sized hole was just like Sun Jie's mood at this time, grandma's, full of cosmic black holes!

At this time, Sun Jie was wearing a close-fitting police uniform, and the bulge on her chest was shocking in scale, and at this time, when she was angry, she saw that the mountain peak was like a tumbling Yangtze River, and she did not hesitate to roll.

Nima, Shenma Ganlulu Wet Lulu, in front of Sun Jie, it is all floating clouds!

Goo!

Wei Xiaobao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but seeing Sun Jie's murderous eyes, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but shrink his head.

"Hehe, it's Sister Sun, you all know that the thunder hit very loudly last night, but I didn't expect to split the computer!" Wei Xiaobao said with a blushing face and a heartbeat.

I'm cǎo, I'm really a genius, I've come up with such a for all the reasons!

"Coco, it rained last night?"

Sun Jie half-believed and tilted her head towards Wang Keke.

Seeing Wei Xiaobao's innocent eyes, Wang Keke understood what kind of lightning was this computer, and it was clear that this guy didn't master it when he was jerking off and hit the computer directly.

Nima, can a man jerk off and shoot through a computer?

Okay, it's said that our heroine is still a pure child, and now everyone believes it, right?

"Cousin, I don't know if there was thunder last night, but it's normal to have two thunderstorms occasionally in September. ”

Wang Keke thought about it, and finally decided to help Wei Xiaobao, after all, the other party's blue eyes revealed endless innocence.

Look, after all, Wei Laosan's words are right, there is no good person who pretends to be innocent.

"That's it!" Sun Jie's elongated face finally returned to its original state, but the chick bit her lip with a puzzled expression. "Coco, you said that this thunder is a big living person and doesn't split, why are you splitting my computer?"

Damn, is Lao Tzu's life as good as your broken computer?

Wei Xiaobao is sad and sad, if Nima hadn't worried that Wang Keke and Sun Jie would not have wanted anyone in the future, Wei Xiaobao would have wanted to die.

"Oh, I know cousin, isn't it often said on the Internet that pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, is your computer a computer that can pretend to be coerced?" Wang Keke tilted his little head and thought for a long time, and finally came to such a conclusion.

Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, computers are no exception!

Wei Xiaobao was completely defeated by these two living ancestors in the family, Nima, from a professional point of view, this is completely impossible to come from the mouth of a human being!

Walking back to the bedroom to change into his usual clothes, Wei Xiaobao slipped away first.

"Today, my brother's weak heart has been hit, go for comfort!" Wei Xiaobao stood at the gate of the community and stretched out his hand to hail a taxi and went straight to the city.

SH Huaxin Road, a very prosperous commercial street, here gathered a lot of well-known domestic and foreign businesses, the goods are dazzling, it is said that Pujiang New Area over there Liangying International is here to relocate to the past. Because there are a full range of luxury goods from all over the world, all the people who can come here to consume are white, rich and handsome, so Wei Xiaobao's typical ** silk image is incompatible with this world.

Wei Xiaobao kept peeking at the various beauties who walked by, saying that this commercial street but not anything else, just the quantity and quality of this beauty are incomparable to other places.

"I'm cǎo, blind, Nima stepped on Lao Tzu's feet. ”

Wei Xiaobao was drooling at a beautiful woman in stockings who got out of a Porsche sports car in the distance at this time, but he was startled by the sudden voice.

But when I came back to my senses, I realized that there was no one at all.

I'll wipe it, call it a yarn! The beauties are scared away by you.

"Spicy next door, Lao Tzu, this is the most popular style in Europe and the United States this year! Nima stepped on it like this......?

Not far in front of Wei Xiaobao, a young man was pointing at a middle-aged man unloading in front of him with a dark face and shouting.

"I'm sorry, this little brother. I was carrying a box just now, but I didn't see it! Why don't I wipe it for you?" The middle-aged man was dressed as a migrant worker, and the porters like them, who often distributed goods on Huaxin Road, knew better than others that the rich people here could not afford to offend.

"Grass, what are you going to wipe it with? Sue sù even if you use your tongue tian, you have to pay for it today, and you have to pay if you don't pay it. ”

The young man was very resolute, no matter what the migrant worker brother said, he still refused to give up.

Wei Xiaobao shook his head secretly, just like this, a cat and a dog can jump out and ride on the head of the farmer, so it is worth it? To be honest, the atmosphere in Shenzhou is stinky by these little ruffians and hooligans, thinking that they have a terrible father or godfather at home, so they run rampant and arrogant all day long.

"That'...... I'll have 300 yuan here, all for you, do you think it's okay?" After all, the migrant worker brother took out three crumpled red iron sheets from his pocket and handed them over with shaking hands.

Although on the surface, it seems that it is very good to earn 300 yuan a day, but the job of a porter is not every day, and maybe today's job was received after waiting for a long time.

Syllable!

"Spicy next door, old thing, you send it to ask for food!"

Unexpectedly, the young man didn't give face at all, and slapped three hundred-yuan bills directly to the ground. Immediately afterwards, a high-end leather shoe printed with half of the black rubber shoe print kicked directly at the migrant brother.