583.Mind (2)
During the Mid-Autumn Festival, at noon, a few bear children had nothing to do.
Ao Xiaojun sighed and said, "Zhu Zhu has changed now, she has become cold-blooded, cruel, and has become a strange appearance to me. β
AO XIAONIU LOOKED AT THE MOVIE IN THE IPAD AND SAID, "TALK WELL. β
Ao Xiaojun continued to sigh: "Since she played with that eight-way girl, she got rid of us, and now she doesn't play with us anymore." β
Ao Xiaoniu raised his head and said, "Who said that, we were studying together last night." β
"You also said that it's learning, it's not playing. Ao Xiaojun immediately retorted.
Ao Xiaomi said: "Let's not play with her, let me tell you, let's play the game of war." β
"Hit you?" Ao Xiaojun glanced at him.
Ao Mi sneered: "Of course not, go and beat Yang Shishi and them, they are arrogant at school, since you went to the town to study in junior high school, primary school is simply his world!"
Ao Mucheng's son Ao Luhan is also here today, his family conditions are better, his father transferred him to another school, and the primary school is in the county, so he is usually not with his friends.
After listening to Ao Xiaomi's words, he said disdainfully: "Hmph, these days fools only go to fight, lose the body suffers, win the battle to pay for the medical expenses, what era is it now? The free market and the economy are in charge, this is the era of money first......
"If you have something to say, let it go, you are stupid to go to the county to study?" Ao Xiaojun went up to push him.
Ao Luhan hurriedly took a step back and said: "I'm not stupid, I'm much smarter than you, you see, you know how to pick up girls to fight, what about me? I know how to make money!"
Then he continued: "Money is king, with money are you afraid that there will be no girls? Some of the city chicks stick to you, and with money you are afraid that no one will help you fight? β
"How to make money?" Ao Xiaomi became interested.
As a result, Ao Luhan's interest was hooked by what he just said, and said: "There is a classmate Zhong Cheng in our class, his family is interesting, his family has money, his father hooked up indiscriminately, and he got married five or six times, but now his father has married a girl in his twenties......"
"What's the point? There's a lot of this kind of thing in society now. Ao Xiaoniu said disdainfully, "Look at those tourists, how many of them came with Xiaosan Xiaomi's lover? Made, there is no good bird!"
Ao Luhan said: "I haven't finished speaking, Zhong Cheng and his brother have found a partner, who is also a little girl in her twenties, and she is a sister to his stepmother! Interesting, haha, what do you say they usually call their fathers?
A group of children listened with joy: "Hey, that's interesting. β
"What does it have to do with making money?" asked Ao Xiaomi, stupidly.
Ao Luhan coughed and said, "I mean, money is a good thing, we have to make money, make money for tourists." β
Ao Xiaojun suddenly realized: "I understand, go and be a tour guide for them?"
Ao Luhan glared at him: "You understand a fart, our village is a big place, who needs a tour guide?"
"I've seen this on the news, and many old men and women are shame......less."
"You also know that this job is shameless, if you dare to do it, Uncle Xiaoyang can knock your two eggs out of his eyes!" Ao Xiaoniu sneered.
Ao Xiaojun said: "Then let's go to work for the tourists......?"
"I don't do it. Ao Xiaozhi shook his head, "The main thing is that you can't make money, at most you can earn a little tip? β
Ao Xiaojun was about to speak again, but Ao Luhan waved his hand and said, "Shut up, what kind of brain, what kind of brain, we are doing technical work." Have you noticed, generals, FΓΌhrers, blessed and queens, they are rare in the eyes of tourists......"
"Yes, yes, that's what I'm going to say. Ao Xiaojun nodded solemnly.
Ao Luhan rolled his eyes and asked, "What are you going to say?"
Ao Xiaojun was stunned for a moment, and then racked his brains and said: "Tourists like them very much, so that, let's steal them and sell them to tourists?"
Ao Xiaoniu's hand shook and almost dropped the IPAD, he glared at Ao Xiaojun angrily and said: "This doesn't need Uncle Xiaoyang to do it, if you dare to do it, I will beat you two eggs out of your eyes now!"
Ao Xiaomi was also frightened: "Yes, you are going to die and be dragged to the crematorium with us, Uncle Xiaoyang is a treasure with them......"
"Alright, Made, a bunch of pig brains. Ao Luhan waved his hand, "Let's take the generals and heads of state out of the blessed, and then take a group photo with the tourists, let them pose for a group photo, one dollar for a photo - no, two dollars for a photo, the scenic spot does this." β
"Why do they listen to us?" said Ao Mi helplessly.
No one doubted that the generals and heads of state would understand them and cooperate with the tourists, for a few of the little ones had done so in the ordinary days.
Ao Luhan pointed to his small supermarket and said: "Ham sausages, braised eggs, chicken feet, peanut biscuits, with these things in hand, are you worried that they are disobedient?"
"Yes, that's fine, they're foodies. A group of children nodded.
Ao Luhan stretched out his hand and said, "Come, everyone take out as much change as you have, and then go to my house to buy something." β
Ao Xiaomi and Ao Xiaojun wanted to pay for it, but Ao Xiaoniu slapped it: "Fuck, you kid is really a profiteer, you want to help your father pull customers, right?"
Ao Luhan shook his hand in pain, and said angrily: "Brother Niu, what do you say, my family has such a big business, and I still care about your few dollars?
"Invest a fart, go to your house on credit. Ao Xiaoniu put on a rogue posture.
Ao Lu Han glared angrily: "Do you want to empty the gloves of the white wolf?"
AO XIAONIU PUT ON THE IPAD AND PULLED OUT THE BELT, THEN TAPPED THE PALM OF HIS HAND WITH THE BELT BUCKLE AND SAID WITH A SMILE: "WHY DON'T YOU GRAB THE WHITE BLADE EMPTY-HANDED?"
Ao Luhan wanted to kill two birds with one stone to pull some business for his family, but this road did not work, and the business stall was overturned by Ao Xiaoniu.
He reluctantly went home and took out a bunch of snacks, and then a group of bear children quietly went to Ao Muyang's house.
Ao Muyang was not at home, and the head of state and Youfu stared at them.
Small dried fish and peanuts, the two little things obediently followed behind their butts.
"What about the general?" The general is a star dog in the village, and he has a high status in the hearts of tourists.
Ao Xiaozhi, who hadn't spoken for a long time, said: "It seems that over there is Uncle Xiaoyang's old house, there is a big-ass puppy there, and they play together." β
"Let's go, go find it!"
The bear children ran to the door of the old house in high spirits, and then saw the general, and pulled the general to leave. The general refused to go, so they dragged it out.
The figure of the sixth sister appeared at the door like a ghost, and she asked coldly, "Hey, what are you doing?"
After seeing her, Ao Xiaojun and Ao Xiaomi turned around and ran!
I was scared last time!