In the middle of the night, there was a ghostly howl from room 3602, followed by various ping-pong sounds.

Hu Yifei was woken up, and angrily kicked open the door of 3602, and saw the three of Zeng Xiaoxian in a panic.

When the three of them saw Hu Yifei, they hurriedly said: "There is a mouse, kill it, Yifei." ”

"I'll fight. Hu Yifei pinched the mouse on the ground to death with a slap, and kicked Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in the way, by the way.

Zhang Wei took a broom and a mop and said: "Yifei, you are so powerful, killing mice with your bare hands, you are really more Donnie Yen than Jet Li." ”

"You scrap wood! A few big men are actually afraid of a little mouse!" Hu Yifei despised it.

"It's not fear, it's not fear...... This is, love animals. Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth was stiff.

"I haven't said it yet! Why don't you sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing next door?" asked Hu Yifei.

No wonder I couldn't find anyone before, it turned out to be next door.

"I'm not here to play, anyway, tomorrow is a Saturday and Sunday. Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"I don't care where you go, don't make a fuss in the middle of the night in the next three watches, and let people not sleep. Hu Yifei roared.

At this time, Zhang Xiaofeng and Ye Zi rubbed their eyes and walked in.

Hu Yifei took the opportunity to say: "Look, Ye Zi and I have been woken up. ”

Ye Zi and Zhang Xiaofeng said in unison: "We were woken up by you." ”

Good guy, I didn't expect Hu Yifei's voice to be so loud that it could be transmitted upstairs.

Hu Yifei was speechless, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and them, and said, "They were all harmed by these three bastards." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian asked strangely: "Why are there three, isn't it just a mouse!"

Hu Yifei said: "I'm talking about the three of you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped speaking for a while, and silently comforted Lu Ziqiao, who was scared silly by the rats.

Ye Zi asked, "Why are there rats in the apartment?

Hu Yifei said: "The love apartment never makes rats, it's all because of a few of you, the leftover takeaway is never thrown away, and the whole family of rats immigrated over, what should you do? Don't forget, Xinling has a heart attack, what if you are scared out of illness by your ghost howl one day?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was thrown out by Hu Yifei because he ate takeout in his suite and didn't throw away the garbage, so he often went to room 3602 to eat.

"Aren't you there?" Zhang Wei flattered, "And after Xinling came, we didn't eat much takeout." ”

"You know about bullying people's hearts, let me tell you, I'm recruiting roommates, and you guys have seriously affected the reputation of our floor!"

"Why don't I know about your roommates?"

"What do I need to report to you, or can you pay the rent for three people by yourself?" Hu Yifei said viciously.

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped talking all of a sudden, what are you kidding, the rent for three people, he is not a local tyrant like Guo Jia or Xiaofeng, how can he afford to pay it.

"Otherwise, if any of you move in with us, I can protect you!" Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao and asked.

Lu Ziqiao fell to the side silently, Zhang Wei also wanted to fall but found that Zeng Xiaoxian did not move, so he had to squeeze a little to Zeng Xiaoxian, expressing his unwillingness.

……

The next day, in the morning.

Zhang Wei went to pick up Xinling as promised, and moved things large and small several times, just when Xinling was packing up his clothes, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian asked Zhang Wei to go to the bar.

The three of them hadn't drunk much before they saw Hu Yifei walking over with a few pamphlets in his hands.

"Hi...... Again, if anyone wants to move in and share the rent with me, I can protect you!"

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei silently pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian, and Hu Yifei said, "I'm asking about the two of you. ”

"We ...... We think that living with rats is actually different...... Charm!" Lu Ziqiao held back for a long time, and then he held back such a reason that was not a reason.

"Yes, we want to treat every life in the world equally. Zhang Wei also said.

"Okay, since you don't want to move in, and I'm not reluctant, I'll continue to recruit new roommates, but...... In order to make a good impression on my new roommate, I specified this last night. ”

Hu Yifei threw the booklet in his hand to the three of them and asked them to read it for themselves.

"What is this?" Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the booklet, looked at the terms and conditions inside, and asked.

"This is what I ask of you and the rules you must follow. Hu Yifei said.

Zhang Wei asked, "What is this, the Personal Safety Protection Fund?"

"Oh, if you need to hunt rats next time, I can provide professional services, of course not for free. ”

"Besides, I'm not in their suite, so why should I be counted?" Zeng Xiaoxian said unhappily.

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian angrily, you traitor, you sell your teammates too quickly!

"You can not pay it, but the next time you meet a little mouse, don't be afraid, and don't scream...... Mom. ”

"It's not fair, it's all about us, and I want to protest. Lu Ziqiao resisted.

"The protest is ineffective, and I am burdened to protect you, and of course I am responsible for managing it. ”

"We'll take care of ourselves. Zhang Wei rebelled quietly.

"You guys are fighting Lu Bu, you can't fight a mouse, listen, only creatures standing at the top of the food chain can decide the rules of the game, and I am this person, because ...... I'm not afraid of anything!"

After speaking, Hu Yifei turned his head and left, and the one who walked was called a heroic, domineering, and arrogant.

As soon as Hu Yifei left, Zhang Wei said: "Don't be afraid of anything, this is too absolute!"

"What's the big deal, no matter how arrogant she is, she's just a woman. Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Hu Yifei was gone, and his tone became tougher.

Lu Ziqiao said: "Biologically, it should be. Other areas, it's hard to say. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Except that her male hormones are a little higher than normal, what else is abnormal?"

"Can a normal woman pinch a mouse to death with her bare hands?" Zhang Wei said with affection.

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "No matter what, the three of us men can't give a woman land and compensation, the so-called rich can't be lewd, the poor can't be moved, and the mighty can't be bent!"

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian finished pretending to be forced, Zhang Wei slapped his face and said: "These three sentences have nothing to do with us, I am a poor ghost, he is a thief, and you are a soft egg." ”

Lu Ziqiao suddenly said: "If you can make her scared once, maybe the situation will change!"

Zhang Wei asked excitedly: "You have a good idea"

Lu Ziqiao said confidently: "Hmph, I haven't thought of it yet!"

"What are you talking about? so happy?" At this time, Xinling came over with a drink and asked curiously.

"Nothing, by the way, are you afraid of mice?" Zhang Wei asked.

He suddenly thought of what Hu Yifei said last night, what if Xin Ling really has three longs and two shorts?

"What's there to be afraid of mice? There are rats in every house, and I've killed them!" Xinling said with a smile.

Lu Ziqiao and the three of them silently praised Xinling, and they were suddenly relieved.

"Actually...... Why don't we borrow Guo Jia and their cats and use them? Don't all cats catch mice?" Lu Ziqiao said.

"Oh, what do you want to borrow?" Suddenly, Guo Jialin and a few people came over and asked curiously.

"You're back, so soon?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"The plane at 6 a.m., of course it's fast. Yu Xiaomeow said.

"I'm tired of traveling for a few days, and I have to rest for ten days and a half months. Guo Jialin complained.

"Who told you to go shopping everywhere you go?" Guan Gu complained.

"Let me introduce, this is Xinling, Zhang Wei's girlfriend. Zeng Xiaoxian, as an old member of the love apartment, naturally deserves to introduce new members.

"This is Guo Jialin, an online writer. This is Yu Xiaomeow, an anchor. This is Sekiya, from RB, who is a cartoonist. The three of them are the tyrants in the apartment. ”

"Hello. Several people greeted each other very politely.

"My name is Sekiya Magic, just call me Sekiya, I'm from RB Yokohama, please give me a lot of advice. Sekiya said with a smile.

"Please advise. Xinling responded.

"Why does he speak in the fourth voice?" Xinling asked Zhang Wei next to him in a low voice.

"He has a problem with his accent, we're all used to it, and the fourth tone is better than the second. Zhang Wei said.