Xu Yang grabbed the monkey to write a detailed book, checked it little by little, and made sure that he was an innocent person under his pen, and after not knowing it, he waved his hand and allowed the monkey to leave.

The monkey was released, dropped his pen and ran as fast as he could. For fear that Xu Yang would repent, he would arrest him back and change his ways, which would kill him.

After work, Xu Yang picked up an afternoon's masterpiece and rode a bicycle.

When I got home, I held the "baby" and leaned forward to the ginkgo, "Daughter-in-law." ”

Ginkgo was already waiting at home, wanting to hear how Xu Yang defended himself. glanced at him, took the thing he handed over suspiciously, and swept it roughly, almost not breaking the laughter.

It's called a review book, and it's funny throughout.

What is wrong with me, I look too handsome, but my parents give it, I can't do it, I can't refuse it. Two days later, I called my dad and asked why he was an outsider.

He also mentioned that he had no heart and believed in others too much. It's all a big one, and as the leader of the big one, he has the responsibility to take the blame for the other party. But this is only one time, not an example. But because of this wronged daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law should be annoyed, it is okay to beat him and scold him, he doesn't fight back or fight back, but I implore my daughter-in-law not to hold her anger in her heart, it is easy to hurt her body, and he is very distressed.

……

It's so angry and funny to watch.

seems to be admitting mistakes, but in fact, he is dissociating himself from the relationship, showing that he is completely unaware. and indirectly show a lot of affection, killing many birds with one stone.

Ginkgo even thinks that Xu Yang has the potential to be a marketer, and how good his public relations are.

Xu Yang paid close attention to his daughter-in-law's expression throughout the whole process, and after a while, he made up his mind, and finally smiled at Bo Xing after spending an afternoon in vain. Although the smile is not obvious, outsiders can't find it, who calls him his own person.

After reading Xu Yang's review book, Ginkgo flipped back, and there was a large stack.

Just as he was waiting to see what tricks he was playing behind and what funny things he was talking about, Tian Shuang shouted to start eating.

Hurriedly stuffed the things back into the purse, no, a big bag, or put it in the bedroom.

This dinner, twice as fast as usual.

Cui Hong pays attention to health preservation, and eats very little at night. Drink some bone broth, take a few bites of rice, and put down the dishes and chopsticks.

Li Dali had just returned from Beijing, and there was a pile of accounts waiting for him to check.

Tian Shuang saw that it was dark, ate in three bites, and helped Cui Hong out for a walk.

The sixteenth teacher assigned a bunch of homework, he was a good boy who loved to learn, and he read a test paper that he hadn't done during dinner.

Everyone has something to do, so Ginkgo and Xu Yang cleaned up the table, washed the dishes and chopsticks, and continued the previous "reading activity".

Ginkgo couldn't wait to take out the pile of paper from the bedroom drawer and look down with relish. I was a little absent-minded when I ate, guessing about the next "plot development".

Xu Yanghou was beside Ginkgo, hammered his shoulders and thighs, and then gently pinched his daughter-in-law's arm.

Ginkgo let him move, and read the monkey's "self-report" word for word.

Turned his head and asked Xu Yang, "You asked him to write it?"

Xu Yang didn't answer yes or no, "Daughter-in-law, you forgive me." If you don't forgive me, I can't sleep. I can't sleep, and it's easy to make mistakes when I'm training. When you make a mistake, you can easily get into trouble. It doesn't matter if something happens to me, I'm worried that you will be sad for me, and I'm afraid that my father-in-law and mother-in-law will scold you. ”

Looking at Ginkgo's smiling expression, he hurriedly added, "The most important thing is Sixteen, that kid will definitely cry and make trouble and feel sorry for me." ”

After speaking, Yu Guang cautiously looked around, and the washboard was not there.

Ginkgo stared at Xu Yang, "Co-authoring or the confidence we gave you?"

Xu Yang hurriedly denied it, he just used this as an excuse to find another way to ask for forgiveness. But once admitted, the consequences are serious, and all the work is wasted.

It seems that there is only a big move.

I went straight to the utility room and took a washboard to the bedroom.

Once inside, keep the door tight.

Put down the washboard, bend your knees, and kneel.

Ginkgo stretched out her hand to stop, "Wait." ”

"Daughter-in-law~" Xu Yang's shout was lingering, and he knew that his daughter-in-law felt sorry for him and was reluctant to let him suffer.

"The man has gold under his knees, and although I often talk about kneeling on the washboard, I don't really think about it. Ginkgo explained slowly.

Xu Yangzhi scolded himself in his heart, he knew this, what could he do.

"My daughter-in-law is so kind. ”

Ginkgo rolled her eyes, and from Xu Yang's narration in the morning, she had already figured out the complete ins and outs.

"If you deceive the first time, you will have a second ......"

"There will never be a third time, I swear in the name of my soldiers. ”

Ginkgo biloba is Xu Yang, this oath is very heavy, don't look at his usual hanging, he likes to say some love words that make people blush, and he has never joked about the words of soldiers. In his heart, the military is sacred and inviolable.

"Since you say so......"

Xu Yang looked at Ginkgo expectantly, hoping to hear it next, then I wouldn't pursue it.

It's a pity that it backfired, and Ginkgo paused for a while, "Then I'll wait and see, if you commit it again, you won't be spared, and it's useless for you to cry and beg for favor at that time." ”

"Daughter-in-law, don't worry, I said to do a good job. Remembering that he had said something similar, Xu Yang's confidence was a little lacking.

"But if I don't punish you this time, I won't eat like I don't sleep well. You must not be reluctant that I can't eat, sleep, and have a sad face, right?"

It's not about thinking about me and giving you a chance to perform.

"Daughter-in-law, I have nothing to say about how to punish you. Xu Yang expressed his positive attitude.

The real idea is that I really want to slap myself in the mouth, so that you are self-righteous and swallow the coptis you planted. I know my daughter-in-law very well, and her bad ideas are tricky and weird, only more unexpected, not the most unexpected.

Raising the stack of paper in his hand, "Copy it a hundred times, all of it, the handwriting can't be scribbled, and you can't paint a little black ball." ”

Xu Yang was stunned, yes, he knew that his daughter-in-law had a lot of ideas.

Twenty pages, a hundred times, add up to two hundred pages, enough for him to write a hundred reports.

I really regret it, I shouldn't have forced the monkey to write so much, and I shouldn't have sprinkled a five-page review. thought that the more content, the more sincere, but the more content, the more self-pit.

Ginkgo hadn't finished speaking, "Sixteen does your homework, you move a bench and sit next to him to copy." When he's done with his homework, you have to put down your pen. When to copy a hundred times, and when you don't accompany him to do his homework. The rest of the time doesn't count. ”

"Daughter-in-law ......"

"Huh?" Ginkgo touched her nails, "who just said that." ”

"Yes. Xu Yang happily agreed. Son, dad is difficult with you.

"A penalty is imposed five times for each typo found. ”

"Good. ”

"I'll read it to me when I'm done. ”

"I memorized it for 20 days in a row, and if I made a mistake, it was postponed for three days. ”

Xu Yang hung his head, his daughter-in-law was too ruthless.

Ginkgo, "Agree or disagree." ”

"Okay. ”

Ginkgo waved her hand, "Hurry up and go to pay my son to study." ”

Give you a good punishment once, so that you can cheat people and make bad moves in the future.

Xu Yang respectfully took the "accusation and review" from Ginkgo's hand, took out the letter paper and pen from the drawer and rushed to his son's room.

Sixteen was concentrating on his homework, when suddenly there was another person next to him, and he looked up with a small face, "Dad." ”

"Good son, you do the homework assigned by the teacher, and I do the homework assigned by your mother. ”

"Oh. ”

"Son, you do it slowly. ”