Chapter 1 This dick is going to counterattack
Yang Tianci never expected that such a thing as "picking up corpses" would happen to him, and the object was still a pure beauty.
After evening self-study, Yang Tianci hurried home.
When I walked to the door of a bar, a young girl wearing a hip-hugging skirt and a low-cut V-neck suddenly staggered out of the bar and bumped into herself.
The other party was very fast, and the two of them fell to the ground together, and the young girl pressed on him.
Before Yang Tianci could react, the young girl took out a car key and handed it to Yang Tianci: "Send ...... Send me home. ”
After that, he was completely unconscious.
Yang Tianci looked confused: How much wine do you have to drink, drunk like this.
Her body fragrance was mixed with the smell of wine, which made Yang Tianci a little confused: touch porcelain?
His first instinct was to run away.
It's easy to struggle out from under the beauty's soft body, and just take two steps, and I feel that it's inappropriate.
There are cameras in the bar, and if something happens to the beautiful woman tonight, the police will definitely suspect themselves.
What's more, this girl is quite sexy and beautiful, such a good opportunity, just give it up?
Guesthouse, Drunk Girl...... Where can I find this good thing?
After some ideological struggle, Yang Tianci decided to send the girl to the nearest hotel.
He helped the young girl up, used the anti-theft function of the car key to find the girl's car, and carried her to the car.
The softness of his chest made Yang Tianci a little unstoppable, and he couldn't go on like this for the rest of his life.
Yang Tianci looked at the girl while driving, well, she has a good figure, convex and backward, at least 93 points.
Look at the face again, white and tender like a peeled egg, bright eyes and bright teeth, flaming red lips, to say the least, you will score 95 points.
Bang!
Before Yang Tianci could enjoy the "beautiful scenery" more, the front of the car suddenly broke out with a dull sound, and in the next second, the front of the car fell down, and the car stopped abruptly.
It's a deep ditch, and the left wheel is half sunk down!
Yang Tianci, who was not wearing a seat belt, lay forward by inertia, his head was hitting the steering wheel, and the next second, he fainted.
I don't know how long it took, Yang Tianci was in a daze when he heard a cold voice in his head:
"Ding! bragging system found host, binding, please wait ......"
Yang Tianci was frightened by this sudden voice and was half awake in an instant: "What sound?"
No one answered him, and the cold voice continued: "Ding! bragging system binding is successful, read the host data, please ...... later"
"Name: Yang Tianci. ”,
"Gender: Male. ”
"Age: 18 years old. ”
"Occupation: Student. ”
“……”
Yang Tianci subconsciously looked at the car CD, the car CD was turned off, and looked around, and there was no electronic audio equipment.
The voice seemed to be ringing in my head.
"Hey, hey, what are you?" Yang Tianci was a little scared and shouted.
System: "Bragging about the system." As a kind reminder, the host can communicate with the system with only thoughts, without having to say it. ”
"I'm rubbing, bragging about the system? What is the situation?" Yang Tianci was completely confused.
"The host data has been read, and the bragging rating is ......"
"Ding, the host level is complete, the first-level blower. The basic functions can be achieved by blowing the first-level event. ”
The cold voice was still continuing, and Yang Tianci really thought that he was hallucinating, so he pinched his arm.
It hurts, it's not an illusion.
"I'm rubbing, it's true! We're also possessed by the system? The plot in the novel really happened to us!" Yang Tianci was excited when he thought about it.
It took a long time for him to finally accept this fact!
"Tell me, what are your functions?" asked Yang Tianci.
"Basic function: The host blows the first-level event to achieve it, so as to obtain shock points. Shock points can be exchanged for skills in this system, including but not limited to knowledge, specialty, medical skills, ......"
Yang Tianci: "Wait, my braggadocio can be realized?"
System: "That's right. ”
Yang Tianci was immediately happy, what he bragged was what he was, was there really such a good thing in the world?
He hesitated, glanced at the big beauty next to him, and said in his heart, I will blow her first to see if what the system said is true.
The beauty was still in a coma, Yang Tianci checked it up and down, well, it's okay, there are no skin injuries.
At least, the exposed part is not injured, but what about the part that is wrapped in clothes, should you check it......
Yang Tianci tried a few times but didn't get his hands down, but in the end, he thought about it, and his brother was not so obscene.
"Well, I've actually practiced artificial respiration to the point where she is perfect, as long as I give her artificial respiration, she will definitely wake up. ”
Yang Tianci raised his mouth and approached the beauty's flaming red lips little by little.
Fragrant, so fragrant. Coupled with that beautiful face, it is heart-pounding and irresistible.
And just as his mouth was about to touch the mouth of the beauty, the beauty suddenly opened her eyes.
God, what a god!
It's just that it's a little early to open your eyes! Yang Tianci was very annoyed.
As soon as the stunning beauty opened her eyes, she saw a big face pasted on her face, she was suddenly frightened, and she woke up most of the time in an instant from drunkenness, and pushed Yang Tianci away: "You...... Get out of here, who are you? Why are you in my car? ...... You hit my car? Get out of here......"
The beauty went crazy in an instant, grabbed the beckoning cat on the shelf and was about to throw it at Yang Tianci.
Yang Tianci: "Beauty, stop, let me tell you that I am lucky today, no one can hurt me, you try to hurt me, I am afraid that you will bring blood and light to yourself." ”
"Get out. The beauty did not hesitate to throw the beckoning cat towards Yang Tianci.
As a result, the raised beckoning cat crashed into the roof of the car, slipped from the beauty's hand, and smashed on her own head.
System: Shock points from Su Lingyan +3!
Yang Tianci was so happy: "It's so easy to get the shock point?haha, this dick is going to counterattack!"
The little beauty was angry and annoyed, and she stretched out her fist to smash Yang Tianci.
Yang Tianci: "You'd better not do it, or the buttons of your shirt will burst." ”
"I believe in your wickedness. The little beauty didn't care about it, and raised her pink fist to beat Yang Tianci.
Boom!
The little beauty's fist hadn't fallen yet, and the button of her shirt really broke.
It's really choppy!
"Ahh The little beauty protected her chest in a panic.
System: "Shock points from Su Lingyan, +5!"
Haha, I'm going to get rich! Yang Tianci was overjoyed.
The little beauty thought that Yang Tianci was laughing at herself, so she was even more annoyed, and raised her delicate long legs to kick Yang Tianci.
"You'd better stay still, or your belt will break. ”
As soon as the words fell, the little beauty's belt really broke, and the short skirt fell down.
System: "Shock points from Su Lingyan, +6!"
Yang Tianci really wanted to look up to the sky and laugh wildly: "Haha, Lao Tzu is going to counterattack! Su Lingyan is right, look at you I blew tonight...... Hey, what's wrong? System, you said her name is Su Lingyan?"
It wasn't until this moment that Yang Tianci realized that the situation was a little bad!
System: "Su Lingyan, female, 23 years old, fresh graduate......"
Yang Tianci was extremely shocked, today he heard that there was an English teacher from the school named Su Lingyan, a college student who had just graduated.
My Nima, shouldn't it be such a coincidence, this beauty will become her own teacher?
Yang Tianci asked tentatively: "Your name is Su Lingyan, and you are the teacher who came to Xiahai No. 3 Middle School to teach English?"
Su Lingyan paused for a moment, she didn't seem to know him, how did he know his identity?
She looked at Yang Tianci suspiciously, and her eyes inadvertently caught a glimpse of the student ID card on his chest, and she was also a little surprised.
"Yang Tianci, a student in the second and third classes of Xiahai No. 3 High School? You are actually my student. ”
After confirming that she was indeed an English teacher, Yang Tianci was immediately happy.
Picking up the corpse and picking up the beautiful teacher, this is no one.
It's exciting to think about what is going to happen next.
Yang Tianci's excited heart is about to jump out!