Chapter 749: The mouth cannon is invincible and fools the gods
After a while, Li Le walked in from outside the hall and saluted the old man and Bai Chunhu. The three of them exchanged pleasantries for a while, and the next person brought refreshments.
The old man asked, "What is the matter with Li Hou here?"
Unlike Zuo Zhongtang, the old breed doesn't like to beat around the bush, so he asked straight to the point.
Li Le took a sip of tea, and then said bluntly: "Don't hide it from the old minister, as soon as I come, since the old minister returned to Beijing to report on his work, Zhi'an has rarely visited him, and now he plans to come over and get close to the old minister." Second, I want to ask the old man about his plans, only when you understand your plans, can the forbidden army choose whether to cooperate with the generals or the breeders. I also hope that the old minister will tell the truth. ”
He came up directly to talk about the showdown, which made the old breed and Bai Chunhu slightly stunned.
Then the two looked at each other and smiled, both of them were generals, and they had some appreciation for Li Le's straightforward character.
The old man laughed and said: "Yu Jiechen said that you are decisive and pay great attention to efficiency, but now it seems that this is the case." The old man's plan has been made clear to Xiao Zuo, Chunhu and others recently, but they don't believe it, what can the old man do. Now it's nothing to hear from you, but how do you know if what the old man said is true or false? You know, people are old and treacherous, horses are old and slippery, and the old man is over the age of old, but he is a big old slippery head. ”
Bai Chunhu watched with interest on the side, but did not speak. He also wanted to see what the methods of this little guy who was rumored to be the god of the forbidden army and the little guy called the "Heavenly Knife" by the people of the rivers and lakes. Come to think of it, he dared to risk the disapproval of the world and jump to the supreme to "inspect the world", there should still be a few brushes, right?
He thought so.
But he heard Li Ledao: "Don't hide it from the old man, the kid is the reincarnation of the god, his eyes are like electricity, he can see through all the lies in the world, and no one can tell lies in front of the kid." ”
After he said this, the two were stunned again. In order to make the story sound good, the storyteller fooled the foolish man and the foolish woman, and arranged the comments that the forbidden army was all descended by the gods, and they naturally knew it. Now listening to this kid say such things himself, I can't help but feel a little ridiculous and funny.
Immediately afterwards, Bai Chunhu couldn't help but laugh "poof", and asked jokingly: "Dare to ask Li Hou which god in the heavens and the lower realm?"
Li Le was unhurried, his eyes were slightly cold, and he said: "The eight leaders of the Heavenly Thunder are righteous gods and great immortal officials, and their mouths are invincible and fool the gods. ”
Hearing such an answer, Bai Chunhu couldn't stop laughing.
The old man laughed more exaggeratedly, and after a burst of laughter, he said, "You kid, are you here to fight the old man?"
Li Le also laughed at this time, and said: "Smile for ten years, the family is full of loyalty, two hundred years of standing in the gate, for my big business was born and died, and the old minister worked for the country all his life, and the boy is honored to be able to fight the old man today." ”
Lao Chong patted the armrest on the chair, sighed with a smile: "Alas, I thought that the Li family was the same as Li Tuizhi, rigid and serious, but I didn't expect you to be a delicate kid." ”
Li Le arched his hand and said: "When people are alive, happiness is the most important thing." Those were just jokes before, but the kid does have some small tricks to find out if a person is lying, so I want to talk to the old minister openly and honestly. ”
The old man said: "Alas, it's not very old, but the tone is not small." You have a high position when you are young, and your martial arts are high, and ordinary people naturally dare not hide anything under your majesty. But people's minds are ever-changing, to the identity of the old man, such an age, it is not an exaggeration to say that Mount Tai collapsed before and did not change color, are you too confident?"
The implication is that I lied to myself, and a little sparrow like you can't fight an old thief like me, so it's better to save it.
Li Le naturally heard it, so he smiled and said, "Then the old man can give it a try." ”
"Okay, then let's try. The old man had a playful mind, but he didn't take it seriously, and said, "Oh, how can you try it?"
While thinking, he gently patted the arm of the chair, and said after a while: "Yes, when the old man was young, it was still quite ridiculous, there were seven concubines in the family, and one day he ......."
As soon as his words began, Li Le immediately said, "Old man, you are lying. ”
The old man's eyes condensed slightly, and he asked, "Where did the old man lie?" ”
Li Le said: "The kid doesn't know, but there must be a part of this sentence that is false, this sentence can be divided into three key points, when I was young, it was more ridiculous, and there were seven concubines." One of these three key points is fake. The old man can reorganize the language. ”
The old man was silent for a moment, and then said: "When the old man was young, he was very ridiculous, and there were seven concubines in the family......
"It's not seven concubines. Li Le immediately said: "There is not much difference between being more ridiculous and being very absurd, when you are young, how young you are, for people of the age of the old minister, this concept is also very vague...... Of course, hypothetical, just hypothetical, assuming that the old man was a prisoner of my Xuanyi, I would ask more carefully to make sure there were no loopholes in it. The young and the absurd can be excluded with the little means of the kid, then the next thing is the problem of the seven concubines, and the old man told a lie in numbers. ”
The old man didn't speak for a long time, and his brows furrowed deeply.
After Bai Chunhu saw the old man's expression, he immediately knew that what Li Le said was true, and then he looked at the other party who was still smiling in disbelief, intending to see something from it.
"The old man was very ridiculous when he was young, there were nine concubines in the house, one day, the old man was drinking flower wine in the evening building, and met a woman named Si Huafeng......
"That woman is not called Si Huafeng, and the place where the old man drinks flower wine is not called Wanzhaolou. ”
"One day, the old man was drinking flower wine at Qingge Xiaoyun. The old man took a slight breath: "I met a woman named Si Yunhuai, this woman is ostensibly a red man in the Qinglou, but her real identity is the head of the 'Yin Kwai Sect', hired by one of the old man's enemies, Gao Jin, and wants to abolish the old man with the technique of making up......
"That woman is not the 'Yin Kwai Faction', or the head of the 'Yin Kwai Sect', and she is not sent by the old minister's hatred. ”
“……”
After a few words, the old man was completely silent and stared at Li Le tightly.
Characters of their level naturally don't say scoundrel things like "you can't tell you accurately" like they do when they get drunk. Therefore, the seemingly playful but very serious temptation between each other came to an end.
The old seed was silent and did not say a word for a long time.
Bai Chunhu frowned, looking at Li Le with a little surprise in his eyes, but more vigilant.
Although Li Le's heart was itching terribly, he wanted to know what the next story about the old race would look like, but at this time, he could only suppress the curiosity in his heart as much as possible, and pretended to drink tea without shock.
Taking a deep breath, the old man asked in a deep voice, "What kind of exercises are you practicing?"
In the face of such an incredible thing, he could only speculate from the other party's exercises. After all, Zuo Zhongtang's exercises are very peculiar, and this is known to the old species.
Li Le chuckled and said: "Now the kid is a wasted person, he has been broken by someone, no matter what exercises he has practiced, he can't use it now, the skill of identifying lies is just a small means, the old man doesn't have to care, let's talk about business first." ”
The old man nodded and said in a deep voice: "Small means, but great wisdom...... Okay, the old man will tell you the truth. ”
Such a "small means" have really suppressed the old seeds, and the small means that can probe people's hearts are unheard of.
Not only was the old seed calm, but Bai Chunhu was also frightened. After Emperor Xinwu ascended the throne, he returned to Beijing to report on his work, and most of the news about the three sons of the Li family came from rumors and descriptions of Yu Jiechen and others. Less and smarter, the youngest martial arts master in history, a masterpiece of a generation, following Li Tui, all kinds of news.
They had heard all of this, and they had given this young man a high opinion in their hearts, and they would not despise him. But in fact, they didn't really touch him, and now that they did, they found that they still underestimated the young man.
Even the two of them were thinking that when Zuo Zhongtang visited each other a few days ago, his thoughts had already been seen through by the young man in front of him. One of the nine generals of the dignified general, Zuo Zhongtang, the deputy envoy of the privy council, was just a clown who was just a casual clown in the eyes of the other party at that time.
can peek into people's hearts, this thing is too terrifying......
Li Le naturally didn't know what the two of them were thinking at this time, and although the micro-expression observation was magical, it was not omnipotent. And you can't stare at each other all the time, how tiring it is. Besides, people's expressions change so quickly that you can't capture them all the time.
In the world of the previous life, it was also necessary to play back the video in slow motion when solving the case, and it did not play a very big role for people who had experience and preparation in this area. However, although there is no video playback equipment in this world, after the warrior enters a certain realm, everything in front of him will "slow down".
This was originally the warrior's instinct to dodge moves and hidden weapons, but the Xuanyi interrogators used this "instinct" to censor and dispel delusion. But there are also a lot of deviations.
Li Le came over today and showed such a hand, the purpose was to "suppress people by the general trend", suppress the old man's courage, directly scare the other party, make the other party feel frightened, and when he has not yet reacted, he began to talk about things.
Now, the goal has basically been achieved.
"Seriously speaking, the planter is actually the remnants of the former Song Dynasty. ”
Lao Chong pondered for a moment, and said slowly: "In the former Song Dynasty, the Western Army of the Seed Family was the most elite army, pressing the Western Xia, if there was no Jurchen invasion to the south, in a few years, maybe the entire northwest would be conquered for the former Song Dynasty." However, the Jurchens went south, like wolves running and devouring tigers, and the defeat of the western army of the breeder was unspeakable. ”